Todays safety lesson……don’t eat earbuds

[50onRED]

Throw some VP 110 at her, trim up, Taco Bell and let her fly!

 

[DaveC]

Everything is gonna be fine. It’s not gay if you didn’t enjoy it…

 

[500bbc]

Second drop of the day, nothing. If anyone on here has had a hemorrhoid, thats what it feels like so I know its near the end. My bigger concern is my doctor visit tomorrow, I am sure he is going to give me the old bend over check, and the guy played football for Alabama.

If he has both hands on your shoulders it aint on the way out...

 

[stephenkatsea]

I was 100% seriious about the pre Colonoscopy colon cleanse kits. They do work. But, should only be conducted via your doctors advice.

 

[RadMan]

Take a mouth piece and if he puts both hands on your shoulders, use it

 

[River Runnin]

I can just see your Dr's face!!

 

[bonesfab]

Second drop of the day, nothing. If anyone on here has had a hemorrhoid, thats what it feels like so I know its near the end. My bigger concern is my doctor visit tomorrow, I am sure he is going to give me the old bend over check, and the guy played football for Alabama.

Just be worried if you feel both his hands on your shoulders while he is probing you..

 

[ChumpChange]

I was 100% seriious about the pre Colonoscopy colon cleanse kits. They do work. But, should only be conducted via your doctors advice.

Probably don’t want it coming out with the squirts. Edges are covered that way.

 

[Hondo-407]

This thread has been an absolute savior! Because of it, I have completely lost interest in the "speed car" thread!

Fyi, I once had a coworker whose grandma ate her hearing aid as part of her morning cereal. Couldn't hear shit but she was ok.

 

[BIGRED9158]

This is what happens when you don’t put your cart back

 

[Todd Mohr]

Have you tried a glow stick?

 

[brgrcru]

Walt chimes in . I mean out .
And the inmates of RD’s converge on another comedy hour
Lmao

 

[DLC]

Should if had some corn on the Cobb, almonds / cashew, black olives. To help guide it out!!

I don’t think warm shrimp / China Buffet would help in this situation

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

I say swallow the other one to help push that stubborn fucker out. Now that you're in Bama.....roll tide roll.

 

[Outdrive1]

Second drop of the day, nothing. If anyone on here has had a hemorrhoid, thats what it feels like so I know its near the end. My bigger concern is my doctor visit tomorrow, I am sure he is going to give me the old bend over check, and the guy played football for Alabama.

I hope you feel better “bud”.

 

[Desert Whaler]

this thread delivers . . . uh, well, . . . we're hoping it does.

 

[ChumpChange]

Walt chimes in . I mean out .
And the inmates of RD’s converge on another comedy hour
Lmao

Once we know he’s alive and well, game is back on.

 

[Buddy]

Man, you should live broadcast the docs visit tomorrow!

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

Now it make sense.. the true meaning of "shit talking"

 

[Desert Whaler]

Man, you should live broadcast the docs visit tomorrow!

@onlyfans ….

 

[stephenkatsea]

Man, you should live broadcast the docs visit tomorrow!

Now there’s an RDP video reports locale!!

 

[ChumpChange]

Just sending you some visualization to help the process!

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

Just sending you some visualization to help the process!

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Take a sharpie and color one of them brown and repost.

 

[SoCalZero]

I think we are all missing an opportunity here. We should get a pool going here on when the air-pod will be exhausted out. Closest to date/time wins.

 

[ChumpChange]

I think we are all missing an opportunity here. We should get a pool going here on when the air-pod will be exhausted out. Closest to date/time wins.

A thread this epic and you didn’t read every post? That’s been discussed numerous times.

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

@onlyfans ….

Since that thing ain't coming out....it's more like @onlyfarts..

 

[SoCalZero]

A thread this epic and you didn’t read every post? That’s been discussed numerous times.

Well, Shit!

 

[Gelcoater]

Well, Shit!

Tried to shit but only farted.

 

[shintoooo]

Man, you should live broadcast the docs visit tomorrow!

Even the earbud is now a member on RDP. Nice screenname.

 

[Lumpy]

 

[Danger Dave]

"7 fucking years of school, $300K in student loans, and now I got to go rummaging around in some guys ass looking for Apple products?" - Walt's Internist

 

[Roosky01]

Are we going to be able to ban poop threads after this? I'm pretty sure everyone has used up their best material and I feel topping this one will be futile...

I thought for sure someone would`ve tried to swallow something more impressive by now just to try and one up this thread already.

Just an idea?

 

[Icky]

All these suggestions and not one link for cow magnets?
Master Magnetics 07239 Original Cast Alnico 5 Cow Magnet, 0.50" Diameter, 3" Length, Silver (Pack of 2) https://a.co/d/d1OslfQ

 

[Danger Dave]

"I was two inches away from being a gynecologist." - Walt's Internist

"Good news Walt, we found the airpod, and 6000 mail in ballots for Joe Biden." - Walt's Internist

"Honey, Walt invited us over for a cookout. Let's bring our own forks." - Walt's Neighbors

 

[HNL2LHC]

Just sending you some visualization to help the process!

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Are you implying from the plug in the photo that the OP needs to pull it before the AirPods will come out??

 

[ChumpChange]

"Honey, Walt invited us over for a cookout. Let's bring our own forks." - Walt's Neighbors

WINNER!!!!!

 

[WhatExit?]

Will Walt be giving out Baby Ruth bars to trick or treaters this year?

 

[LHC Kirby]

Hey Walt, can you push out an update for us?

 

[SLT Kota]

Second drop of the day, nothing. If anyone on here has had a hemorrhoid, thats what it feels like so I know its near the end. My bigger concern is my doctor visit tomorrow, I am sure he is going to give me the old bend over check, and the guy played football for Alabama.

Lets hope he doesn't have a championship ring on.

 

[TrollerDave]

Make like a mathematician,

get a pencil and work it out.

 

[Nordie]

If One A Day had an airtag on it, he would know where it was in his belly.

 

[BIGRED9158]

If One A Day had an airtag on it, he would know where it was in his belly.

No I thinking he would have to shitty of signal for it to work

 

[jetboatperformance]

Heres a link for a BROWN reveal might come in handy ! https://www.google.com/search?q=bro...0j0i390l2.16323j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

 

[WhatExit?]

Well, there may be an upside to this for Walt...

Apparently AirPods Still Work After Pooping Them Out

A Taiwanese man ate his AirPod, pooped it back out and used it again.

www.vice.com

And here's a gift he should buy for himself...

 

[Hondo-407]

So when I was a kid my Aunt Julie took care of a special needs young adult, kinda like a nanny situation. He was notorious for eating shoelaces. If shoelaces went missing, for the next week or so she would need to keep any eye out for an aglet, after a gentle pull of 24-36" she would find the other aglet.

Fyi... He was always ok. His shoes may have been loose but his sphincter was tight.



**** An aglet (/ˈæɡlət/ AG-lət) or aiglet is a small sheath, often made of plastic or metal, attached at each end of a shoelace, a cord, or a drawstring.

 

[BIGRED9158]

Back in the day my grandma was a nurse at patton mental hospital in San Bernardino and had a guy that would steal the flash lights and swallow those big ass D batteries that were in them

 

[WhatExit?]

So when I was a kid my Aunt Julie took care of a special needs young adult, kinda like a nanny situation. He was notorious for eating shoelaces. If shoelaces went missing, for the next week or so she would need to keep any eye out for an aglet, after a gentle pull of 24-36" she would find the other aglet.

Fyi... He was always ok. His shoes may have been loose but his sphincter was tight.



**** An aglet (/ˈæɡlət/ AG-lət) or aiglet is a small sheath, often made of plastic or metal, attached at each end of a shoelace, a cord, or a drawstring.

So much value in this thread - we learn the definition of aglet...in a thread about Walt searching through his poop for the missing Airpod

 

[bonesfab]

Lets hope he doesn't have a championship ring on.

For added pleasure..

 

[Bpracing1127]

this thread is epic!

 

[traquer]

This just reminded me, I have an AI image generator that will run with any prompt you give it!