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Todays safety lesson……don’t eat earbuds

riverroyal

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Hold it in. Not my time.

Funny walt story..
So about 7 years ago i was selling my magic. The clan at islander went to the nautical pool, mandelon, outcoled and others.
I stayed back to show the boat.
Walt looked and i thought he was going to buy. They would call us later.

I hop in cart and head to nautical...now im thinking shit, i just sold my dream boat. My kids were raised on it. Im selling for college cash, big life moment.

So i proceed to get wasted in the nautical pool. Mandelon managed to pull some WWE shit in the pool and my shorts rip. Taint to knee.
So i spent the rest of the day drunk with my balls out. There was a skateboard involved at one point also...
Good times.
 

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Hold it in. Not my time.

Funny walt story..
So about 7 years ago i was selling my magic. The clan at islander went to the nautical pool, mandelon, outcoled and others.
I stayed back to show the boat.
Walt looked and i thought he was going to buy. They would call us later.

I hop in cart and head to nautical...now im thinking shit, i just sold my dream boat. My kids were raised on it. Im selling for college cash, big life moment.

So i proceed to get wasted in the nautical pool. Mandelon managed to pull some WWE shit in the pool and my shorts rip. Taint to knee.
So i spent the rest of the day drunk with my balls out. There was a skateboard involved at one point also...
Good times.
Think someone got a picture of you.🤣
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4Waters

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Well shit! Hope he is OK, he hasn't been seen since 11am Wednesday
 

rivermobster

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Hold it in. Not my time.

Funny walt story..
So about 7 years ago i was selling my magic. The clan at islander went to the nautical pool, mandelon, outcoled and others.
I stayed back to show the boat.
Walt looked and i thought he was going to buy. They would call us later.

I hop in cart and head to nautical...now im thinking shit, i just sold my dream boat. My kids were raised on it. Im selling for college cash, big life moment.

So i proceed to get wasted in the nautical pool. Mandelon managed to pull some WWE shit in the pool and my shorts rip. Taint to knee.
So i spent the rest of the day drunk with my balls out. There was a skateboard involved at one point also...
Good times.

Typical river behavior...

👍🏼👍🏼
 

HNL2LHC

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It has been a few days. Anyone heard from Walt Recently?
 

JB in so cal

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Hold it in. Not my time.

Funny walt story..
So about 7 years ago i was selling my magic. The clan at islander went to the nautical pool, mandelon, outcoled and others.
I stayed back to show the boat.
Walt looked and i thought he was going to buy. They would call us later.

I hop in cart and head to nautical...now im thinking shit, i just sold my dream boat. My kids were raised on it. Im selling for college cash, big life moment.

So i proceed to get wasted in the nautical pool. Mandelon managed to pull some WWE shit in the pool and my shorts rip. Taint to knee.
So i spent the rest of the day drunk with my balls out. There was a skateboard involved at one point also...
Good times.
Homo
 

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Sorry everyone, I got overwhelmed with the outpouring of love for my colon and needed to get away, my wife and I have been riding our bike in the Smokey mountains for the past 4 days. Not much cell service and we do our best to shut phones off and unplug as much as we can on rides.

It’s been 8 days and I’ve given up hope to get my ear bud back, after five days of mashing turds with a fork I called it quits. I’m still dumbfounded with the X-rays that didn’t show it anymore, I was thorough in my examinations and chopped each deuce up like a salad, I have no idea how it got away from me.

Thanks everyone for the love and laughs on my earbuds journey, I never imagined I would get so many laughs from this thread myself and learn that people were starting their day wondering about my sphincter.

Cheers

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Awe man. Shitty end to a shitty thread.


Glad you are ok though
 
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Sorry everyone, I got overwhelmed with the outpouring of love for my colon and needed to get away, my wife and I have been riding our bike in the Smokey mountains for the past 4 days. Not much cell service and we do our best to shut phones off and unplug as much as we can on rides.

It’s been 8 days and I’ve given up hope to get my ear bud back, after five days of mashing turds with a fork I called it quits. I’m still dumbfounded with the X-rays that didn’t show it anymore, I was thorough in my examinations and chopped each deuce up like a salad, I have no idea how it got away from me.

Thanks everyone for the love and laughs on my earbuds journey, I never imagined I would get so many laughs from this thread myself and learn that people were starting their day wondering about my sphincter.

Cheers

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Riding a bike through the Smokey’s has to be a bucket list item for anyone who rides. The scenery is absolutely amazing and some of the prettiest in our country.
 

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Sorry everyone, I got overwhelmed with the outpouring of love for my colon and needed to get away, my wife and I have been riding our bike in the Smokey mountains for the past 4 days. Not much cell service and we do our best to shut phones off and unplug as much as we can on rides.

It’s been 8 days and I’ve given up hope to get my ear bud back, after five days of mashing turds with a fork I called it quits. I’m still dumbfounded with the X-rays that didn’t show it anymore, I was thorough in my examinations and chopped each deuce up like a salad, I have no idea how it got away from me.

Thanks everyone for the love and laughs on my earbuds journey, I never imagined I would get so many laughs from this thread myself and learn that people were starting their day wondering about my sphincter.

Cheers

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Smokey mountains and the blue ridge = awesome.
Hanging rock ?
 

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Sorry everyone, I got overwhelmed with the outpouring of love for my colon and needed to get away, my wife and I have been riding our bike in the Smokey mountains for the past 4 days. Not much cell service and we do our best to shut phones off and unplug as much as we can on rides.

It’s been 8 days and I’ve given up hope to get my ear bud back, after five days of mashing turds with a fork I called it quits. I’m still dumbfounded with the X-rays that didn’t show it anymore, I was thorough in my examinations and chopped each deuce up like a salad, I have no idea how it got away from me.

Thanks everyone for the love and laughs on my earbuds journey, I never imagined I would get so many laughs from this thread myself and learn that people were starting their day wondering about my sphincter.

Cheers

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Awesome. Must be amazing this time of year.

Post some pics of the leaves turning if you can! 👍🏼
 

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Glad there was a great outcome or not. That little bastard might poke it’s head out at some point.
 

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Sorry everyone, I got overwhelmed with the outpouring of love for my colon and needed to get away, my wife and I have been riding our bike in the Smokey mountains for the past 4 days. Not much cell service and we do our best to shut phones off and unplug as much as we can on rides.

It’s been 8 days and I’ve given up hope to get my ear bud back, after five days of mashing turds with a fork I called it quits. I’m still dumbfounded with the X-rays that didn’t show it anymore, I was thorough in my examinations and chopped each deuce up like a salad, I have no idea how it got away from me.

Thanks everyone for the love and laughs on my earbuds journey, I never imagined I would get so many laughs from this thread myself and learn that people were starting their day wondering about my sphincter.

Cheers

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DUde!!!!!! You had ONE job!🤦‍♂️
 
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