Todays safety lesson……don’t eat earbuds

[TrollerDave]

Just got back from doctor. Had X-rays and they cant find it. I know for a fact that I didnt shat the thing out. I have religiously chopped up every piece of shit that has left my body since I swallowed it. What they did say is that I am backed up big time, aka full of shit, way farther north than is normal. The thoughts are that since I have so much crap in there that it may be masking the image. I am now taking something to clean me out and check things as it comes out and go back in two days for another X-ray.

Shits getting old as they say.

If there is that much crap in there that is blocking an airpod from exiting, I think the bet should be WHAT you poop out, not WHEN.


My bet is a Miller Lite can pull tab, $0.38 in coins, a marble, a key, and of course a 10mm socket.

Maybe he’ll find Later’s boat.

 

[ChumpChange]

Taking something? This is all you need right here…

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Results are in already. I must say this plan worked out pretty well.

 

[DRYHEAT]

Can we make this a 'Sticky Post' !

Shouldn’t that be a “stinky post”?

 

[mbrown2]

You are now part of an elite group...surprised the Dr did an xray vs just using the "find my airpoo app"...

 

[WhatExit?]

Well, there may be an upside to this for Walt...

Apparently AirPods Still Work After Pooping Them Out

A Taiwanese man ate his AirPod, pooped it back out and used it again.

www.vice.com

And here's a gift he should buy for himself...

Walt, while you're buying the Poo Airpod case you can buy these - on sale today!

Anker's Already Affordable Noise-Canceling Headphones Are Up to 30% Off Today

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You swallow these they'll make a porn movie about you (or another Jackass movie)...

 

[ChumpChange]

You are now part of an elite group...surprised the Dr did an xray vs just using the "find my airpoo app"...

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Coming from a guy with Brown in his name.

 

[Mandelon]

Dookey Watch 2022.

 

[Activated]

I am going to start a GoFundMe for some Bose headphones…can’t eat those.

 

[FishSniper]

 

[Ziggy]

Who else pops a handful of herbs & Rx's and takes 'em all at once? Personally, I take each individually or I'd simply choke on taking that many.....and I see/know what's going in my piehole.

 

[MPHSystems]

Who else pops a handful of herbs & Rx's and takes 'em all at once? Personally, I take each individually or I'd simply choke on taking that many.....and I see/know what's going in my piehole.

Some people can suppress their gag reflex.

Did you ever see an incompetent member of upper management and wonder: “how did she get all those promotions so fast?”

well, there you go.

 

[DaytonaBabe]

Might I suggest a strong cup... or 10? ️

 

[Backlash]

Good morning Walt! Is it crowning yet??

 

[DRYHEAT]

Maybe Walt is some kind of Superman and his body broke it down battery and all.

 

[RandyH]

Is Walt Prairie Doggin Yet?

 

[Gelcoater]

 

[rivermobster]

Poor Walt. Sadest and funniest thread ever...

 

[4Waters]

Poor Walt. Sadest and funniest thread ever...

Yup, guy loses his air pod, finds it butt can't get to it and then loses it again

 

[ChumpChange]

@ONE-A-DAY Please let us know that you’re doing OK so we can continue this thread.

 

[Outdrive1]

One man’s poop is another man’s treasure.

 

[Ziggy]

One man’s poop is another man’s treasure.

Nope, in this case they both belong to the same man.

 

[Desert Whaler]

'Pushin Cotton'

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

Walt just needs to go back to one of these.. never heard of anyone swallowing one

 

[Wizard29]

He probably shit it out four days ago and just isn't saying so you guys keep going.

 

[Heylam]

Pretty sure he’s enjoying this so much that he’s going to eat the other one.

 

[bilz]

Pretty sure he’s enjoying this so much that he’s going to eat the other one.

In the end, this could've hilarious.

 

[Desert Whaler]

Walt's New Screen Name . . .

@TheCottonPusher

 

[fishing fool]

This shit just got real.... Hope it will pass

 

[bonesfab]

Can you here it now??

 

[rivermobster]

In the end, this could've hilarious.

In the end. Noted.

 

[Wmc]

Walt you're full of shit .

 

[traquer]

He probably shit it out four days ago and just isn't saying so you guys keep going.

Yeah, he didn't wanna shit on our parade!

 

[mbrown2]

Walt selects classic rock on the iphone, but the airpoo plays Dirty South...

 

[C-Ya]

Well my guess to the time and day of exit, expired almost an hour ago. No free shirt for me. Lol

 

[King295]

Let this be a lesson to all Apple users.... always have the latest generation of their products otherwise they will throttle their speed capabilities. Had Walt had the most recent generation, this AirPod would have been out by now.

 

[HNL2LHC]

If RDP wasn’t so negative you guys would realize that this is a positive and that Walt’s iPods have not taken a shit on him……YET

 

[yz450mm]

I threw my vitamins in my pocket this morning and forgot to take them, reached in there to take them after lunch and double checked because of this thread. Glad I did!

 

[Nordie]

Wonder if Walt needs a new cutting board for inspections

 

[BingerFang]

I’ve yet to see a thread on RDP with this much camaraderie.

Good luck Walt!

 

[Outdrive1]

I’ve yet to see a thread on RDP with this much camaraderie.

Good luck Walt!

We stick together like shit.

 

[$hot]

We stick together like shit.

Way better than being a loose stool

 

[bonesfab]

Walt you're full of shit .

We all know that by now.

 

[ltbaney1]

We stick together like shit.

were on it like shit on velcro.

 

[mbrown2]

Maybe Walt can open a Go-Fudge-Me to get himself a Toto and help it out with a lil blast.... put a lil water on that fire!...

 

[liquid addiction]

Pretty sad I keep coming on and looking for this thread to see if a guy that I have never met has posted that "the earbud has passed".

 

[fishing fool]

Where is China Buffet when you need it........

 

[DLC]

What can Brown do for you, Walt?

 

[Gramps]

I heard a rumor that Walt called China Buffet for a home delivery!!

 

[Caydens Cat]

Like a train wreck, I can’t just NOT check this thread.

Few tablespoons of Mag Citrate or Epsom salt in 32oz water. Followed by a second 32oz. That airpod will shoot out clean as it went in.


Rookies.

 

[stephenkatsea]

Tom Brown’s name has been mentioned. I can’t even imagine the comments he would have provided to this thread. Each more and more hilarious.