Todays safety lesson……don’t eat earbuds

[mbrown2]

Brown Tooth

 

[gqchris]

Has the Bud exited your Bud yet Sir?!

We are all on the edge!

Similar Story, I was working as an EMT at the Desert Inn casino in Vegas decades ago. We get a call to rush to the Employee Clock in Office for an eye injury. I get there and a guy is screaming . I thought his eye had popped out. Turns out he was driving into work and grabbed his Visine from the cupholder in his car. Well, he grabbed the SuperGlue instead! That must have burned like hell! We called EMS and they rolled him, his eye was a hot mess.

 

[stephenkatsea]

Just a thought, how about one of those pre colonoscopy cleanse kits? Seems Nothing escapes those things. Just sayin'

 

[DRYHEAT]

Maybe Walt just needs some encouragement.

 

[wallnutz]

Dave is right, all you guys do around here is talk shit!

 

[ChumpChange]

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite but they’re a strong number two.

 

[Ducksquasher]

Has the Bud exited your Bud yet Sir?!

We are all on the edge!

Similar Story, I was working as an EMT at the Desert Inn casino in Vegas decades ago. We get a call to rush to the Employee Clock in Office for an eye injury. I get there and a guy is screaming . I thought his eye had popped out. Turns out he was driving into work and grabbed his Visine from the cupholder in his car. Well, he grabbed the SuperGlue instead! That must have burned like hell! We called EMS and they rolled him, his eye was a hot mess.

WTH?

Visine...super glue both at arms reach in a car? How does that happen?

I guess it is Vegas after all...

 

[C-Ya]

Has the Bud exited your Bud yet Sir?!

We are all on the edge!

Similar Story, I was working as an EMT at the Desert Inn casino in Vegas decades ago. We get a call to rush to the Employee Clock in Office for an eye injury. I get there and a guy is screaming . I thought his eye had popped out. Turns out he was driving into work and grabbed his Visine from the cupholder in his car. Well, he grabbed the SuperGlue instead! That must have burned like hell! We called EMS and they rolled him, his eye was a hot mess.

Since we are telling funny stories……

My friend is the key note speaker at a legal conference. He is giving a presentation on stage with several hundred people from the legal community, watching. He ends up with broken glasses the night before, so he is having trouble seeing clearly. When he wakes the morning of his presentation, he is taking his vitamins, but with no eye glasses.

He inadvertently takes a Viagra. He does not know this at the time. He doesn’t figure that out until he is on stage doing his presentation. His story is hilarious. It’s a real skinny podium he is speaking from and at some point he has a full tent in his trousers. He is trying to hide behind podium, but it’s not working. He tries to tuck it between his legs, but it is rock hard. He said he could hardly do the presentation because he was fixated on how to keep his dignity.

He carried the podium with him…….. when he left the stage! Lol

 

[MPHSystems]

 

[FreeBird236]

Has the Bud exited your Bud yet Sir?!

We are all on the edge!

Similar Story, I was working as an EMT at the Desert Inn casino in Vegas decades ago. We get a call to rush to the Employee Clock in Office for an eye injury. I get there and a guy is screaming . I thought his eye had popped out. Turns out he was driving into work and grabbed his Visine from the cupholder in his car. Well, he grabbed the SuperGlue instead! That must have burned like hell! We called EMS and they rolled him, his eye was a hot mess.

Similar, but not as bad. I walk into a 7-11 and the cashier an Indian guy is in definite pain and holding his eye. I look on the counter and there's a small bottle of Ice Drops, guess you can figure out the rest. I don't think he really understood what was happening until I explained it to him, he may not have read English that well. Pretty sure he was okay when I left.

 

[TomD]

Did it slip by your inspection? and is gone forever?

 

[traquer]

Similar, but not as bad. I walk into a 7-11 and the cashier an Indian guy is in definite pain and holding his eye. I look on the counter and there's a small bottle of Ice Drops, guess you can figure out the rest. I don't think he really understood what was happening until I explained it to him, he may not have read English that well. Pretty sure he was okay when I left.

Eyecc drops LOL that must have hurt like PVC primer in an open wound

 

[BIGRED9158]

Have you tried a different prop

 

[C-Ya]

Dear Apple,

I would like to thank you for the slick aerodynamic styling of your ear pods. The lack of pointy corners has been a real blessing. It would be nice if they had more battery life, but under my present circumstances, having them light up would really help me locate them, when needed.

I’ve decided to turn one of the ear buds brown…….. just to see if I like other colors. I will let you know how the color change turns out.

Again…… Thank you for the Aerodynamic styling. You have no idea how much that means to me.

Sincerely,
One A Day, which is how I digest your ear buds……. One A Day!

P.S. Is there any chance of getting more volume? Right now, the left one sounds like shit!

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

MY daughter swallowed a decorative marble. the kind you see in vases at weddings. She was 4 and thought it was candy. We took her to ER and they said it should pass naturally and to do what you are doing and took through the pooo. LOL anyway it took almost two weeks for her to pass it. Dont know if that helps but figured I would share a similar experience.

Marble has no sharp edges, I would prefer that over an ear bud.

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Dear Apple,

I would like to thank you for the slick aerodynamic styling of your ear pods. The lack of pointy corners has been a real blessing. It would be nice if they had more battery life, but under my present circumstances, having them light up would really help me locate them, when needed.

I’ve decided to turn one of the ear buds brown…….. just to see if I like other colors. I will let you know how the color change turns out.

Again…… Thank you for the Aerodynamic styling. You have no idea how much that means to me.

Sincerely,
One A Day, which is how I digest your ear buds……. One A Day!

P.S. Is there any chance of getting more volume? Right now, the left one sounds like shit!

You guys are killin me, lol

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Did it slip by your inspection? and is gone forever?

I have been thorough with my plastic fork inspections, it has not come out. Although I am getting a itching sensation when dropping a brown trout, like its in the area but the poops are passing by without grabbing it.

 

[Desert Whaler]

Eat a big 'ol steak meal, . . . usually makes some stiff logs.

 

[Heylam]

I have been thorough with my plastic fork inspections, it has not come out. Although I am getting a itching sensation when dropping a brown trout, like its in the area but the poops are passing by without grabbing it.

Turn up the bass, too much treble.

 

[monkeyswrench]

Not a medical type, but I have an idea: since we now know a lithium battery encased in Apple chinesium can survive stomach acid, can they make a "camera pill"? Like "Innerspace", but transmit to an external source.
I'm 45, at some point a doc is going to want to shove a camera "up there". Rather keep the exit only sign up

 

[DUNEFLYER]

Walt,
Sit your ass on the pad/doc/charger dealio, get that thing recharged, turn it on vibrate and keep calling yourself. If it is close to your sphincter and vibrates your ass should spit it right out.

 

[Deckin Around]

Stick a powerful magnet up to your buthole

 

[RichL]

Not a medical type, but I have an idea: since we now know a lithium battery encased in Apple chinesium can survive stomach acid, can they make a "camera pill"? Like "Innerspace", but transmit to an external source.
I'm 45, at some point a doc is going to want to shove a camera "up there". Rather keep the exit only sign up

It's called a camera endoscopy. Don't ask me how I know.

On another note...I don't know why I keep clicking on this thread.

 

[DRYHEAT]

Walt,
Sit your ass on the pad/doc/charger dealio, get that thing recharged, turn it on vibrate and keep calling yourself. If it is close to your sphincter and vibrates your ass should spit it right out.

He might enjoy that too much and be swallowing earbuds weekly.

 

[rivermobster]

This oughta do it. Only 4.95 at Ace!

 

[riverroyal]

you really need to put on music as your crapping. see if it plays

 

[liquid addiction]

I can't handle even looking at shit in the toilet, let alone having to "inspect" it. Fuk it, it has to come out at some point.

I have been thorough with my plastic fork inspections, it has not come out. Although I am getting a itching sensation when dropping a brown trout, like its in the area but the poops are passing by without grabbing it.

 

[Badchoices03]

I can't handle even looking at shit in the toilet, let alone having to "inspect" it. Fuk it, it has to come out at some point.

I wouldn't be inspecting shit (pun intended)....I would just have made an appointment for Monday and got another xray to see where we stand...lol

 

[OLDRAAT]

Walt,
Sit your ass on the pad/doc/charger dealio, get that thing recharged, turn it on vibrate and keep calling yourself. If it is close to your sphincter and vibrates your ass should spit it right out.

Post of the week so far and the best advice.

 

[500bbc]

Perhaps an MRI is in order?

 

[MPHSystems]

 

[traquer]

Perhaps an MRI is in order?

Naw it's an ultrasound, that's how they do when you're giving birth!

 

[Yldboyz]

 

[ChumpChange]

This oughta do it. Only 4.95 at Ace!

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Why you trying to charge him a premium?

 

[ChumpChange]

Perhaps an MRI is in order?

Magnetically suck that airpod right through his intestine.

 

[rivermobster]

Really Walt??

 

[coolchange]

Mobster beat me to it!

 

[rivermobster]

Why you trying to charge him a premium?

Only a banker would catch my dyslexia.

 

[DaveH]

six million, no wait...scratch that.......maybe six hundred dollar man?

 

[mbrown2]

Pootooth

 

[92562]

 

[bonesfab]

Have you tried a different prop

Did you mean poop?.

 

[500bbc]

Magnetically suck that airpod right through his intestine.

It was in jest.

 

[Gramps]

has anyone started a pool on when and if?????

 

[Member: 71]

Shit Watch Day 3.

United We Stand with One A Day (which doesn't seem he's taking his One A Day vitamins).

7k Views.

 

[DRYHEAT]

So does anyone think Walt is regretting sharing this life experience on RDP?

 

[Bajastu]

 

[$hot]

Where are said poop inspections happening? I don’t know if a fork is going to cut it like are you shitting on a plate?!
Might need to get some gloves and mash it up to make sure you don’t miss it, otherwise you’re meeting Dr sausage fingers early!

Also if you want to make this an interesting event, you could eat some white corn

 

[WhatExit?]

A Twitter account called Ice Giant Missions, which isn't affiliated with NASA, advocates for probes to visit Uranus and Neptune. It asked the internet to come up with names for a possible Uranus probe.

Now let's get to the names you've been waiting for. Those range from the somewhat subtle (Deep Dive, Charmin, Seymore Butts) to creative acronyms like Research Education Charging Towards Uranus Mission (Rectum) and Planetary Orbital Observations Probe (POOP). My personal favorite? Our Anus, a lovely tribute to how space missions can bring humanity together despite our differences.

Here's What Happens When You Ask the Internet to Name a Uranus Mission

Sorry, NASA would never name a Uranus mission Seymore Butts.

www.cnet.com

 

[$hot]

BTW they make these dilators, might make for an easier escape