Todays safety lesson……don’t eat earbuds

[rivermobster]

Have you made a play list for traveling the Hershey Highway yet??

 

[grumpy88]

Swallow something larger to push it through !

 

[rivermobster]

Swallow something larger to push it through !

Easy now...

Walt's not that kinna guy!

 

[Gelcoater]

I hope it works itself out in the end.

 

[RandyH]

 

[LHC Kirby]

I hope it doesn't come out sideways.

 

[4Waters]

ExLax?

China buffet

 

[bonesfab]

Just Visine yourself already and be done with it.

 

[WhatExit?]

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[bonesfab]

Or give yourself a Vodka enema. Numb ya up for the passing of the pod.

 

[WhatExit?]

 

[HTTP404]

I'm looking at one of my Airpods right now.

I'm thinking @ONE-A-DAY is part frog.

 

[Backlash]

I can't believe I just scrolled through three pages of a thread, waiting for another man to pass a foreign object! LMAO!!

 

[napanutt]

I can't believe I just scrolled through three pages of a thread, waiting for another man to pass a foreign object! LMAO!!

You new?

 

[rivermobster]

Maybe someone should start a pool?

Date on one side, time on the other?

 

[Backlash]

You new?

To THIS thread, yes!! LMAO!

Christ, it's still summer and the blue hairs haven't even started rolling in!! WTF is going on around here!!

 

[LHC Kirby]

Maybe someone should start a pool?

Date on one side, time on the other?

Monday September 12, 8:14am

 

[napanutt]

Maybe someone should start a pool?

Date on one side, time on the other?

I got 10 for tomorrow. Not gonna try guessing what time though.

 

[rivermobster]

I got 10 for tomorrow. Not gonna try guessing what time though.

You'd have to know what time he has his coffee to get close.

 

[napanutt]

You'd have to know what time he has his coffee to get close.

Like I said…

 

[4Waters]

9am tomorrow

 

[wishiknew]

Taco Bell is faster, WAY FASTER.

Go to McDonald’s eat a Big Mac

 

[4Waters]

Go to McDonald’s eat a Big Mac

Guys, RD couldn't even make it out of the restaurant, China buffet

 

[pronstar]

 

[grumpy88]

^^^^^^^ that is priceless ! Nicely done

 

[SoCalZero]

I would of had that bad boy out in no less than 10 hours. I’m starting to become skeptical. What a shit show!

 

[DaveC]

You need more fiber. Get some prunes…..

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

This boy must have a tight hole...

 

[monkeyswrench]

This boy must have a tight hole...

Soundproof too...

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Monday September 12, 8:14am

8:22 here, morning coffee kicked in, no show, starting to get concerned.

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

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Lol, good stuff

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

You'd have to know what time he has his coffee to get close.

I’m on central time, two hours earlier then West coast. So 6:22 pacific, coffee
kicked in, dropped a monster, nothing. Doc said if no show Monday to make an appointment.

 

[monkeyswrench]

Well, this has also taught me that newer technology has new risks...
You wouldn't have had to deal with this shit with a corded set

 

[Shlbyntro]

Well, this has also taught me that newer technology has new risks...
You wouldn't have had to deal with this shit with a corded set

ya but then youd have to punch a hole for your tail

 

[fishing fool]

Is it still connected to your phone?

 

[bonesfab]

Well, this has also taught me that newer technology has new risks...
You wouldn't have had to deal with this shit with a corded set

Or over ear headphones.

 

[Joe mama]

If the battery isn’t dead, turn up volume and have the wife listen next to the exit. That will give you an idea if it’s getting close.

 

[4Waters]

8:22 here, morning coffee kicked in, no show, starting to get concerned.

Well, I meant 9am Westcoast

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Is it still connected to your phone?

It was, not now, battery died

 

[Vamodsquad]

I'd put in some overtime and buy me a brand new pair !

 

[SJP]

It was, not now, battery died

Bullshit - send them back to Apple.

 

[69hondo]

MY daughter swallowed a decorative marble. the kind you see in vases at weddings. She was 4 and thought it was candy. We took her to ER and they said it should pass naturally and to do what you are doing and took through the pooo. LOL anyway it took almost two weeks for her to pass it. Dont know if that helps but figured I would share a similar experience.

 

[Mandelon]

You're not trying hard enough.

LOL, I log in a couple times a day to check on your progress. LMAO

 

[WhatExit?]

I log in a couple times a day

He needs to log out

 

[River Runnin]

To THIS thread, yes!! LMAO!

Christ, it's still summer and the blue hairs haven't even started rolling in!! WTF is going on around here!!

Awe! But yes they are!

And just another thought! --- You might give Howard Stern a call! ... He might be able to vibrate it loose without the speaker!

 

[jetboatperformance]

I'm unusually Lost for words ... Hope everything "works out"

 

[DaveC]

You need to get that stuff that you drink for a colonoscopy… what’s it called? Taco Bell?

 

[monkeyswrench]

Best I could do...just the 1st part

 

[Yldboyz]

You're not trying hard enough.

LOL, I log in a couple times a day to check on your progress. LMAO

Who would have thought that trying to take a crap would get so much attention.

 

[Good Stuff]

Make sure the Dr has his rings and watch off when you go in. Don’t want him leaving any excuses to see you again. Also if he rolls his sleeve up past his bicep ask for some pain killers.