Todays safety lesson……don’t eat earbuds

[pronstar]

No concern about the lithium battery (I’m assuming they’re all lithium these days)?

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

No concern about the lithium battery (I’m assuming they’re all lithium these days)?

Doc said it was through my stomach already where the acid is, and it’s not likely the acid could break down the plastic. X-ray showed it intact as well.

 

[riverroyal]

Go to chipotle, that bud will be out in 20 minutes

 

[DaveC]

Make sure you don’t talk shit about anyone until it passes. That might get caught on Bluetooth . Lol

 

[Bajastu]

Taco Bell will make for a quick exit.

 

[rivermobster]

Go to chipotle, that bud will be out in 20 minutes

Taco Bell will make for a quick exit.

You guys beat me to it...

Best thread in ages. Thank you Walt. I got tears in my eyes from laughing!!!

 

[WhatExit?]

Today started like any other, get up, shower, get ready for office, etc.

Before I headed down to my office I grabbed my earbud off the nightstand and also grabbed the daily vitamins I take, about 6, and the two meds I take each day. I tossed those in my pocket and my earbud was in my pocket as well. On the way downstairs to my office I stopped in the kitchen and grabbed a water to take my meds and vitamins.

I sat down at my desk and started going about my work stuff, reached in my pocket and grabbed about half of the vitamins and meds and swallowed them with some water. I was checking my emails and never even looked at what was in my hand. Once done I grabbed the second handful and swallowed those. It was kind of weird, that second handful went down kind of hard, no biggie, didn’t think anything of it and started my day.

Phone rings and I can’t find my ear bud. Check the case, not in there, look around my office, nope, ask the housekeeper who is there cleaning the house if she has seen it, nope.

Then it hit me, holy shit, did I swallow it? I open the case and place it near my belly and look at my iPhone under Bluetooth and it says “connected”.

We headed to the ER and we found the missing earbud. All of the doctors and nurses and X-ray techs were cracking up looking at the X-ray.

Doctor said it was past my stomach and in my lower intestine heading south, just look for it and if I don’t see it over the weekend come back Monday for another X-ray. He wasn’t worried about the lithium battery since it’s cased in plastic and it had already passed my stomach and stomach acid with no effect on me.

Big question is will it still work when it shows up again? I’ll keep you posted.

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Did you stick your pills in your ear?

 

[River Runnin]

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! ... Sure putting a new meaning to an old saying!

 

[stephenkatsea]

Somehow, I feel the ultimate search and discovery just may end up here on Video and/or Photo. . . . . . Tom Brown to the Red Phone.

 

[Singleton]

Hopefully your ordering new ones and will just pass these along

 

[RitcheyRch]

Taco Bell will make for a quick exit.

Or China Buffet

 

[Desert Whaler]

This thread is the shit !

 

[LHC Kirby]

Go to chipotle, that bud will be out in 20 minutes

Taco Bell is faster, WAY FASTER.

 

[Buddy]

Holy shit, I didn't know i needed to laugh that hard today! Fucking epic, even my wife dieing laughing

 

[Motor Boater]

Maybe play some soft music in your colon and everything will relax and move that thing down. Queue up the Kenny G.

 

[pronstar]

Maybe play some soft music in your colon and everything will relax and move that thing down. Queue up the Kenny G.

The Brown noise…it’s true

 

[C-2]

Epic!
But glad you are okay, too.

 

[ultra26shadow]

I wonder how he drinks his beer?

 

[shintoooo]

I farted earlier and heard Bon Jovi

WOoooaaahhh we’re half way there…..

 

[mjc]

How are things coming out?

 

[bonesfab]

WOoooaaahhh we’re half way there…..

Or was it “living on a prayer”?

 

[bonesfab]

How are things coming out?

Probably a little solid.

 

[Desert Whaler]

it's been over 24 hours . . . I wanna see some action !
Poo Porn !!!!
bring It . . .

 

[Member: 71]

Good luck. Praying for you.

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Two deuces today, nothing. I’ll update everyone in the morning after coffee.

 

[Buddy]

Standing by

 

[grumpy88]

And they claim red meat stays in your system a long time . Geesh

 

[Hardly Satisfied]

That’s crazy

 

[24 Sleekenforcer]

Shit watch 2022

 

[napanutt]

 

[DRYHEAT]

It’s a bit concerning so many people are concerned about another man’s bowel movement, it must be getting close to winter.

 

[napanutt]

All I know is I haven’t been this interested in a bowel movement since I was a kid and swallowed a quarter a couple of times playing the quarter drinking game.

 

[Christopher Lucero]

Yet another way to 'never forget' 9/11

 

[EmpirE231]

Sounds like apple really needs to put a warning label on these things

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

All I know is I haven’t been this interested in a bowel movement since I was a kid and swallowed a quarter a couple of times playing the quarter drinking game.

Did you get back some change?

 

[napanutt]

Did you get back some change?

Wasn’t that concerned. Told ‘em to keep it.

 

[Desert Whaler]

@ONE-A-DAY be like . . .

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Shit watch, Day 2, just took a plastic fork to a monster, nothing. Getting concerned, doctor wants me back if it doesn’t show by end of day Monday. If it’s a no show I’ll be getting my colonoscopy a few years ahead of schedule.

 

[brgrcru]

lol
Hope it passes with out much noise .
The comments are super funny
Still lmao

Good luck

 

[steamin rice]

YIkes - Well hopefully you find it without any issues!

 

[WhatExit?]

Stool Watch Continues, September 11

Found online:
The speed at which a foreign body will pass through the GI tract depends on how big it is. Shorter, smaller objects move more quickly. Though most will pass spontaneously within a week, some can take up to a month.

Found online - Rachel (child) swallowed a marble:
Most small objects will pass on through their esophagus, stomach and intestine and come out in their poop. They may experience tummy aches and it may take several days for the object to come out. Hence, Poop Watch 2022. We can probably expect no problems with Rachel's marble but I want to know for sure that it has come out so we'll check her poop for the next few days. Just one of the many disgusting things that only a mom would ever do.

 

[Outdrive1]

I would activate the browntooth and have someone listen at the other end to see how close it is to breaching.

 

[WhatExit?]

Threads to read while you're waiting for time (and it) to pass...

More of Tom's Restroom Humor....

www.riverdavesplace.com

The Dreaded Dump On The Side Of The Road

We were going to head out to the river to go visit the boat today, but something got to me and since 3am I've been having movements almost every hour, so we decided to stay home. I haven't visited the toilet since 1pm so I think I'm empty, but I haven't really eaten anything today either. I'm...

www.riverdavesplace.com

 

[Outdrive1]

I would activate the browntooth and have someone listen at the other end to see how close it is to breaching.

This would be a good thread to describe that.

Thread’What are you listening to, right now?'
https://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/threads/what-are-you-listening-to-right-now.178443/

 

[NicPaus]

ExLax?

 

[RichL]

Shit watch, Day 2, just took a plastic fork to a monster, nothing. Getting concerned, doctor wants me back if it doesn’t show by end of day Monday. If it’s a no show I’ll be getting my colonoscopy a few years ahead of schedule.

Probably shoot it out shortly after taking the prep.

 

[DLC]

Maybe it’s just ….. Buffering ! !

Wonder how long the battery will last before it turns to shit!


LOL

 

[River Runnin]

Have you made a play list for traveling the Hershey Highway yet??

 

[WhatExit?]

Have you made a play list for traveling the Hershey Highway yet??

See link - this list is courtesy of @HOOTER SLED-

Post in thread 'More of Tom's Restroom Humor....'
https://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/threads/more-of-toms-restroom-humor.80774/post-1187446

 

[Heylam]

All you need now is for your dog to die and your wife to leave you and you have a great start to a country western song.