Todays safety lesson……don’t eat earbuds

[riverroyal]

Ok lets talk serious
My son as a youngster swallowed a 'steelie' marble. I found it in a turd with a magnet on a stick.
Next he swallowed a quarter. That had to be removed at the hospital.
Both of these items in 3 days were nearly impossible to distinguish what they were.
Stomach acid is no joke

Walt you need to get that thing out.

 

[Luvnlife]

M12 M-Spector Flex Inspection Camera

www.milwaukeetool.com

 

[pronstar]

 

[Gelcoater]

Only a banker would catch my dyslexia.

Bankers and gelcoaters. You know, the whole inside out and upside down thing

 

[Rondog4405]

Jesus, how did I miss this thread til now. Holeephuk Walt! I'd be freaking the fuck out!!!

 

[Gelcoater]

Jesus, how did I miss this thread til now. Holeephuk Walt! I'd be freaking the fuck out!!!

I hope I’m not the only one thinking, I hope this dude is ok?
Fuck.

Haven’t heard shit since he said he has an itchingong sensation while dropping the brown trout this morning...

 

[4Waters]

@ONE-A-DAY it's go time, you haven't been on for several hours, hope everything is ok.

 

[Bobby V]

I hope I’m not the only one thinking, I hope this dude is ok?
Fuck.

Haven’t heard shit since he said he has an itchingong sensation while dropping the brown trout this morning...

His wife is a retired nurse. I’m sure he is in good hands.

 

[Deckin Around]

M12 M-Spector Flex Inspection Camera

www.milwaukeetool.com

I have one of those Milwaukee cameras, it isn’t worth a shit.

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

His wife is a retired nurse. I’m sure he is in good hands.

Those good hands better start fingering his culo.

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

I have been thorough with my plastic fork inspections, it has not come out. Although I am getting a itching sensation when dropping a brown trout, like its in the area but the poops are passing by without grabbing it.

So your "in" hole is bigger than your "out" hole? Shitty deal!

 

[Desert Whaler]

'Pinched-Up' . . .

 

[SoCalZero]

Where are said poop inspections happening? I don’t know if a fork is going to cut it like are you shitting on a plate?!
Might need to get some gloves and mash it up to make sure you don’t miss it, otherwise you’re meeting Dr sausage fingers early!

Also if you want to make this an interesting event, you could eat some white corn

Maybe a potato masher would be the “correct tool for the job”?

 

[RiverDiva]

How did I miss this?! Amazing thread. only Walt swallows a fucking earbud. Hope you are ok.

 

[WhatExit?]

Walt, you're not unique, BUT...


'Burst blood vessels!' Kirstie Allsopp in grim update after accidentally swallowing AirPod
KIRSTIE ALLSOPP has taken to social media to update fans after she accidentally swallowed an AirPod while mistaking it for a multivitamin.

Location, Location, Location host Kirstie Allsopp, 50, has taken to Twitter with a painful update on her condition after she accidentally swallowed an Apple AirPod. The star admitted that she had "burst some little blood vessels around my eyes" while attempting to throw up the headphone, in full view of her 428,300 followers.

Kirstie explained her risky blunder earlier this week, revealing she mistook the earbud for a tablet and swallowed it down along with her other vitamins.

After realising her mistake, Kirstie said she avoided a dash to the hospital by throwing up the piece of tech.

“In other news I just swallowed an AirPod while downing my vitamins, I don’t recommend it,” Kirstie penned on Twitter, as she shared details of the incident.

“I’ve managed to chuck it back up without having to go to hospital, but my throat is really quite sore.”

 

[WhatExit?]

And a couple more...

Experience: I swallowed one of my AirPods

On the doctor’s screen was a cartoon-clear X-ray image of my ribs. Parked between them was the unmistakable shape of the missing earphone

www.theguardian.com

‘I ate my f–king AirPod’: Woman mistook earbud for pill, pooped it out

“I was crawling into bed and I had an ibuprofen 800 in one hand and my f–king AirPod — my left earbud — in the other,” she explained.

nypost.com

And this...

A student at my high school though it would be a good idea if he swallowed one, he is getting surgery on Friday

 

[monkeyswrench]

I believe the truth is...
Vitamins are dangerous!

 

[highvoltagehands]

I’m pretty sure you “rectum,” but you could probably recover your costs by televising it on Pay Per Poop.….

 

[MPHSystems]

Would bang.

 

[fishing fool]

Well Walt we are waiting for the report today........

 

[HCP3]

He hasn't logged in since 12:17PM yesterday. Hope everything is okay.

 

[Mandelon]

Rectum? Hell, it nearly killed him!

 

[92562]

I literally wake up each morning waiting for some $hit to happen!

 

[bonesfab]

Get the wife a Vet glove. Maybe she can tickle the prostate at the same time while retrieving said air bud.

 

[HNL2LHC]

Walt!?!?!? You ok???

 

[4Waters]

Walt!?!?!? You ok???

Yeah, he hasn't been seen since noon yesterday, hope he's ok

 

[RadMan]

 

[JayBreww]

Yeah, he hasn't been seen since noon yesterday, hope he's ok

He posted on Insta last night.

 

[Heylam]

In all seriousness as this is no joking matter, Walt needs to get back to the doctor. Something like this can lead to a perforated intestine and lead to peritonitis which can be life threatening.

 

[MPHSystems]

 

[DaveC]

Man this is the shits……. Hope everything comes out OK

Imagine when he pinches that loaf ….. gives new meaning to the term satisfaction

 

[TrollerDave]

This is what you need

“Now get your ass to Mars!”

 

[rickym20]

Hope you are doing good!

 

[MPHSystems]

This is what you need
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“Now get your ass to Mars!”

Yea, get that thing out!!

 

[24 Sleekenforcer]

Shit watch 2022 day 5 .

 

[MPHSystems]

With all this shit I’ve been posting, I sure hope Walt is OK

 

[Member: 71]

Putting together a GoFundMe..... for a pair of big ass Beats headphones.

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Im good everyone, thank you for asking. Morning coffee drop resulted in no results. The process for those asking is simple, mash the deuce against the bowl sides with a fork to check for resistance. Not my finest moments by far. Similar process to slicing a hard boiled egg, yet submerged.

I have a doctors appointment with an internist in the morning, I will keep you posted.

I will however miss when this is over, the thread has been hilarious, I am glad I was able to give so many people a laugh (well sort of).

 

[havasujeeper]

It is pretty sad that the first thing I do in the morning is to find out whether you have shit out that damn earbud!

 

[traquer]

Keep us updated on the birthing process and how far along the little guy is!

 

[$hot]

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Second drop of the day, nothing. If anyone on here has had a hemorrhoid, thats what it feels like so I know its near the end. My bigger concern is my doctor visit tomorrow, I am sure he is going to give me the old bend over check, and the guy played football for Alabama.

 

[4Waters]

Second drop of the day, nothing. If anyone on here has had a hemorrhoid, thats what it feels like so I know its near the end. My bigger concern is my doctor visit tomorrow, I am sure he is going to give me the old bend over check, and the guy played football for Alabama.

Well, I guess you are going to be center

 

[92562]

It will be a digital exam that involves no electronics!

 

[parker guy]

Hope you can squeeze one more off, before you meat the Doctor….

 

[River Runnin]

Is Dat Butt Chargeable?

 

[traquer]

Second drop of the day, nothing. If anyone on here has had a hemorrhoid, thats what it feels like so I know its near the end. My bigger concern is my doctor visit tomorrow, I am sure he is going to give me the old bend over check, and the guy played football for Alabama.

It's probablly stuck right there at the end, just gotta make sure it doesn't come out sideways!

 

[24 Sleekenforcer]

Second drop of the day, nothing. If anyone on here has had a hemorrhoid, thats what it feels like so I know its near the end. My bigger concern is my doctor visit tomorrow, I am sure he is going to give me the old bend over check, and the guy played football for Alabama.

Your going to be the wide receiver

 

[j21black]

Second drop of the day, nothing. If anyone on here has had a hemorrhoid, thats what it feels like so I know its near the end. My bigger concern is my doctor visit tomorrow, I am sure he is going to give me the old bend over check, and the guy played football for Alabama.

Make sure he still has his pants on before you bend over.

 

[Luvnlife]

Second drop of the day, nothing. If anyone on here has had a hemorrhoid, thats what it feels like so I know its near the end. My bigger concern is my doctor visit tomorrow, I am sure he is going to give me the old bend over check, and the guy played football for Alabama.

Won’t that push it farther in I’m thinking a vacuum would work better