When a hooker steals. in your home..... and then the Response options

[DILLIGAF]

I am not sure what the point of all this is....lol FFS

 

[Willie B]

I am not sure what the point of all this is....lol FFS

… pretty much means… Move to Rosarita you might run into a cute dancer…

 

[shintoooo]

I am not sure what the point of all this is....lol FFS

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!

 

[Desert Whaler]

Gnarly

 

[shintoooo]

I'm not going to read 4 pages of thieving hookers but the one glaring question to me is why do you have a Concierge??? Do you live in a hotel or are you so rich that your condo building has one?

Looks like you have to go back and read it again lol

 

[4Waters]

I'm not going to read 4 pages of thieving hookers but the one glaring question to me is why do you have a Concierge??? Do you live in a hotel or are you so rich that your condo building has one?

This is RDP, we all have one

 

[Kachina26]

Looks like you have to go back and read it again lol

He did write concierge one time.

Edit: he wrote “Consigiere”.

 

[MPHSystems]

why do you have a Concierge???

This is RDP. It’s like a 3rd axle, paying cash for your home or putting your cart away.

 

[rrrr]

We males are a stupid breed. I've always told girls that the same blood that makes the hydraulics work, is the blood that should be in our brain. It's one or the other...One thinks about the choices, the other just charges where it's pointed.

The layout of the plumbing and valves prevents simultaneous operation of both systems.

 

[mbrown2]

This thread has possibilities.... just the concierge mixup (Lexus vs Lexuit).....hubba also shattered glass ceiling on the aging out of this site!

 

[BHC Vic]

This thread actually makes me really happy to be married with children

 

[traquer]

This thread has possibilities.... just the concierge mixup (Lexus vs Lexuit).....hubba also shattered glass ceiling on the aging out of this site!

LOL I was just thinking that. Good thread. Carry on

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Reading this, I remembered this movie and the clip. It’s well worth the watch.

Now that was a wild movie

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

I'm not going to read 4 pages of thieving hookers but the one glaring question to me is why do you have a Concierge??? Do you live in a hotel or are you so rich that your condo building has one?

When I moved here 5 months ago I was fortunate to have a guy living in a unit downstairs who I hit it off with. He's born in LA, is Mexican and used to be a bail bondsman..... now he does long haul dispatching remotely. Sharp street smart 40 yr old whose been coming here many years so knows the ropes. I tested him a few times on trust & character .... I needed to buy a fair amount of furnishings to finish out my apartment in first month and everything I bought was price negotiable of course and he speaks the Spanglish they got down here. I figure he saved me about $2K in negotiation & language abilities. We have "Gringo" pricing here and then we have "Local" pricing.... I'm a target and I understand that. So Eddys my "Consigliere'.... He likes the role and does it well with minimal coaching up... he's a natural. I have one in Cabo I've known going on 25 years.... when you live & play in sketchy places you need one.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

This thread has possibilities.... just the concierge mixup (Lexus vs Lexuit).....hubba also shattered glass ceiling on the aging out of this site!

Thanks man.... I understand sharing a piece of my world was opening myself up to ridicule.... I'm fine with that. Helps pass the time is all.... hope some enjoy story... I'm just having some fun in life is all.

 

[Willie B]

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[BHC Vic]

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My parents have two condos there. La Paloma is what the place is called if I remember right. I haven’t been since I was a little kid. Parents say I have no business over there

 

[Javajoe]

You do you man. Enjoy it down there but be careful. You only live once so make the best of it

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

My parents have two condos there. La Paloma is what the place is called if I remember right. I haven’t been since I was a little kid. Parents say I have no business over there

Yup, I look out my windows at their condos....

Parents know best

 

[Justsomeguy]

Last time I was in Rosarito, I was about 19 or 20. Loved that place. Won't go back though. Lol.

Is downtown still lively? Papa's and beer and all those places used to get packed. I vaguely remember going to them all.
Or are we old people the only ones scared to travel there?

 

[bonesfab]

Sounds like you are living my retirement plan. Hookers and blow. Please keep detailed notes so I can have a game plan and save some money and time from the thieving stripper bitches.

 

[boatnam2]

Just the fact so many RDP'ers are willing to help strippers pick up extra work just warms my heart.

 

[Todd Mohr]

Just the fact so many RDP'ers are willing to help strippers pick up extra work just warms my heart.

Givers

 

[boatnam2]

Givers

if you need a tow, blow or hoe RDP is ready to go!

 

[bonesfab]

Just the fact so many RDP'ers are willing to help strippers pick up extra work just warms my heart.

I had a vertical exercise pole in my old house. They need a safe place to practice.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

So far, it appears your buddy got laid and you got screwed.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Last time I was in Rosarito, I was about 19 or 20. Loved that place. Won't go back though. Lol.

Is downtown still lively? Papa's and beer and all those places used to get packed. I vaguely remember going to them all.
Or are we old people the only ones scared to travel there?

Pappas & Beer still gets lively in seasonal warmer months on weekends I'm told... I moved here in early Sept so I guess tourism was slowing down a bit and now we're into winter when things in Rosarito really calm down a lot. My consigliere' dude is 40 and very active socially chasing tail in bars in town. He's met a couple local Mexi gals .... I'm just sitting back watching all that from sidelines. I chose my particular spot in Rosarito cause its calmer down just south of "Downtown" Rosarito... all the US traffic from visitors and noise doesn't reach down to me. Its working out nicely..... not too different than my years in Newport Beach/ Corona del Mar where Newport is a tourist bar scene and my place in CDM was removed form all the madness tourist bring.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Sounds like you are living my retirement plan. Hookers and blow. Please keep detailed notes so I can have a game plan and save some money and time from the thieving stripper bitches.

Will do for sure my friend.... keep you apprised. For example; last night our recent stripper/ hooker gal was in an Uber with her sister heading to my place and they gave my consigliere' some story about needing him to pay the Uber on arrival [no problemo] and then it all went sideways and they told him they got yanked by policia and bummed them out so they simply returned home. I had stowed anything valuable to me and even took my first shower in 3 days. I'm sure they'll be more details to follow....

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Just the fact so many RDP'ers are willing to help strippers pick up extra work just warms my heart.

Good to be a giver

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

So far, it appears your buddy got laid and you got screwed.

Meh.... I'm watching carefully like more experienced smart guys do..... think of me like a 40 year old huge catfish laying on the bottom waiting for that special unsuspecting special food near the surface

 

[dread Pirate]

Meh.... I'm watching carefully like more experienced smart guys do..... think of me like a 40 year old huge catfish laying on the bottom waiting for that special unsuspecting special food near the surface

 

[beaverretriever]

I was just passing through this thread to check it out; now leaving with hepatitis B and a nasty case of ghonerhea.

I ate a bacon wrapped hotdog from a Tijuana street vendor once. That's pretty crazy.

Fun reading for sure. Be safe Hubba!

 

[shintoooo]

Man I remember going down to Rosarito and going to club Boom Boom and Papas & Beer in the 90's. GOOD TIMES!!

 

[traquer]

You might get to bang both of the sisters, that would make all this chasing tail headache worth it!

I had a chance like that in college, but I blew it... Girl I was dating was very cool and pretty hot, her sister was much hotter and much more whoreish. She wanted it but I was afraid of having a run in with her 35 year old jacked BF of 5 years.. He knew she was cheating all over the place I'm sure, but since I lived very close I didn't wanna be the poor bastard that he catches and takes it out on. He's the kinda guy I imagined would emptying a clip in someone lol.

 

[FCT]

Bless her heart. She sounds like a good girl.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

I was just passing through this thread to check it out; now leaving with hepatitis B and a nasty case of ghonerhea.

I ate a bacon wrapped hotdog from a Tijuana street vendor once. That's pretty crazy.

Fun reading for sure. Be safe Hubba!

Welcome.... and thank you.

 

[boatnam2]

Maybe RDP can start a ranch in Mexico for all the retired strippers to go, plenty of old guys who want to jump on the horse one more time.

 

[Uncle Dave]

If all she pinched were your douche kazoos you got off light.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Maybe RDP can start a ranch in Mexico for all the retired strippers to go, plenty of old guys who want to jump on the horse one more time.

No offense intended but we all know guys don't want old women.... for anything. And an old stripper has gotta be awful

 

[Member: 71]

Awesome thread @HubbaHubbaLife …. Wait until you meet the Venezuelanians, they are giving the Columbians a run for their money.




Or so I’ve heard……

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Awesome thread @HubbaHubbaLife …. Wait until you meet the Venezuelanians, they are giving the Columbians a run for their money. 🫶

I'm open to new faces & personalities

 

[FCT]

Awesome thread @HubbaHubbaLife …. Wait until you meet the Venezuelanians, they are giving the Columbians a run for their money.




Or so I’ve heard……

The Brazilians hold their own. Or so I’veheard…

 

[Bigbore500r]

 

[boatnam2]

No offense intended but we all know guys don't want old women.... for anything. And an old stripper has gotta be awful

No offense intended but we all know guys don't want old women.... for anything. And an old stripper has gotta be awful

No offense intended but we all know guys don't want old women.... for anything. And an old stripper has gotta be awful

Guessing a stripper retirement age is around 35, sure plenty of guy 60-70 could close their eyes.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Guessing a stripper retirement age is around 35, sure plenty of guy 60-70 could close their eyes.

Im new to strip clubs and only been to this one twice.... so no expert.... they all look very young .... like 25 max and my instinct would be they are out of trade by 30 if they even made it that long. Just my guess though... lets let the experts chime in....Given the assumption you are not one.

 

[monkeyswrench]

Im new to strip clubs and only been to this one twice.... so no expert.... they all look very young .... like 25 max and my instinct would be they are out of trade by 30 if they even made it that long. Just my guess though... lets let the experts chime in....Given the assumption you are not one.

I think it has to do with the socioeconomics of the area. Lots of girls needing work, means a big pool to draw from. Girls in Mexico, or a big city here, will be aged out quicker. Compare a club in Vegas to one in Louisville, or OKC. Totally different venues and "talent"...so I hear.

 

[The Prisoner]

Im new to strip clubs and only been to this one twice.... so no expert.... they all look very young .... like 25 max and my instinct would be they are out of trade by 30 if they even made it that long. Just my guess though... lets let the experts chime in....Given the assumption you are not one.

Decades ago, my friend took me to the one in Bullhead. My eyes still hurt.

 

[rrrr]

I think it has to do with the socioeconomics of the area. Lots of girls needing work, means a big pool to draw from. Girls in Mexico, or a big city here, will be aged out quicker. Compare a club in Vegas to one in Louisville, or OKC. Totally different venues and "talent"...so I hear.

I often stayed in Terre Haute with friends during May and the Indy 500. It's about 70 miles between the two. The titty bar in TH was gouge your eyes out bad.

 

[Justsomeguy]

Decades ago, my friend took me to the one in Bullhead. My eyes still hurt.

You sir are a brave man. I often wonder how bad it must be in there.

 

[Backlash]

I was hoping for more pics from South of the Border!