When a hooker steals. in your home..... and then the Response options

[HBCraig]

Where's Ratso when we need him?

 

[was thatguy]

Where's Ratso when we need him?

Ratso ain’t that stupid.

 

[2Driver]

1. Sounds like stuff people do anonymously in Vegas then go home.

2. Have you noticed any open sores or does it burn when peeing?

 

[500bbc]

Went to my neighborhood titty bar checking it out last week... took a couple OC and local buds.... met two super pretty young thangs... one of my Mexi guys got a number.... she came up to my crib with him last night before she went to work... smoked a ton of our weed from my humidor and went to bar to dance around 10pm.... she returned at 3am and my Consigiere' ended up digging her... took her to breakfast in morning.... around noon today I go to humidor for a toke of the flower and notice those two brand new vape pens in a fancy box are gone. I like the gal and she says she has a sister who'll be all over meeting me. So I let my Consigliere' who had sex with her know and he's upset saying he hates these Klepto chicks .... but I tell him hold back, lets not confront her.... it was only weed... I had $5K in cash in a kitchen cabinet she coulda found if looking.... I always take the high road on people having dealt with employee theft in my families firm when coming up.....

So my question to our esteemed inmates is...... given I choose to get to know several of my local girl dancers on the regular..... how would you idiots deal with this information?

This'll be a good one .... lord knows RDP threads have been boring of late fellas.... thought I'd jump in

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? Isn't that part of her job description?

 

[500bbc]

Weed is cheap these days. I would call my buddy up and order a pound. Tell her to invite a few more friends and just hand it out after a good night partying with them. Tell them there's more where it came from and come over anytime!

What could go wrong?

 

[CLdrinker]

If you need to bang strippers your game is really weak.

 

[MPHSystems]

What could go wrong?

You are too fucking old. (Me too).

The only difference between playing these games when we were 17-25 and now is that now we know what’s coming. We may not know exactly what’s coming but we do know it will be an epic shit show.

Sure, the payment is steep but the ride there is Weeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[LuauLounge]

Run away as fast as you can. You lived through night one, may not make it through night two.

 

[Slink]

Whatever you do.....don't meet them down a dirt road in El Mirage.....you might end up #7....just say'n

 

[MPHSystems]

If you need to bang strippers your game is really weak.

I decline to state if this is first hand knowledge but… once you’ve banged a stripper or 5 it kinda ruins the whole strip club fantasy .. because you know, it’s just another piece of ass…. Just one that looks better in the dark with a whole lot more issues than your average girl.


My advice: pay the $20’s, fill the spank bank and leave her in the club. Note: this advice is free so it’s worth what you paid for it.

 

[coolchange]

You are too fucking old. (Me too).

The only difference between playing these games when we were 17-25 and now is that now we know what’s coming. We may not know exactly what’s coming but we do know it will be an epic shit show.

Sure, the payment is steep but the ride there is Weeeeeeeeeeee!

Like my buddy at work says,
Here weee goooooo!

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

It was just one hooker

He does not need a lecture. He knows what he’s getting.

 

[BHC Vic]

That’s a pretty young thing? YIKES!!

 

[Dan Lorenze]

I'm going to need a moment to process this thread.

I was gonna reply with the same exact words, lol

 

[500bbc]

Good Girls Don’t

This song came up on my phone this morning and it took me back to high school sophomore days when it came out. As a guy we always consider ourselves as the horndogs and never think of girls having the same horny desires as we have, and if a girl does that would be awesome. But now as I’m older...

www.riverdavesplace.com

 

[shintoooo]

Wait, don’t you live in Mexico? . Playing with fire lol

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

In chimes Cray Paper giving advice on crazy bitches.
Yup he knows 'em...but dude falls in love after 2 weeks and has a new wife every 6 months. Proceed cautiously with his advice.

 

[rivermobster]

Wait, don’t you live in Mexico? . Playing with fire lol

The fire is coming...

 

[coolchange]

The fire is coming...

It’s already starting to itch a little…

 

[rivermobster]

That’s a pretty young thing? YIKES!!

Why does the guy in the pics remind me of pokey? Is that the OP?

 

[HCP3]

You know it isn't a good idea when Cray Paper is giving relationship advice.

 

[Travmon]

Finally I am glad to be over 60.

 

[79 HUSTLER]

Finally I am glad to be over 60.

So is the thread starter. Scary.

 

[jetboatperformance]

Whats not to trust in a mexican hooker?
What could possibly go wrong?
She got away with a little theft. No reason for her to not try bigger theft?
You should print up some counterfit $$$
and let her steal that.....that would be hilarious....... "I stole....uhh, i mean, i got it from him"

This ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ sorry

 

[Boatymcboatface]

Finally I am glad to be over 60.

Whore houses and retirement homes have a lot more in common than you want to know.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

A couple of my buddies have been bouncers at strip clubs. Damaged goods steer clear. It's fun for a night but the crazy isn't worth the drama.

 

[FreeBird236]

You could buy a ring.

 

[MPHSystems]

Run away as fast as you can. You lived through night one, may not make it through night two.

This isn’t 5 nights at Freddie’s……..


oh wait, maybe it is.

 

[rivermobster]

Whore houses and retirement homes have a lot more in common than you want to know.

They both drain all your savings and watch you slowly wither away?

 

[Boatymcboatface]

They both drain all your savings and watch you slowly wither away?

And increase your penicillin intake.

 

[MPHSystems]

Man, you are swimming in waters I was in in my younger life.. Dangerous waters. If your questioning what would happen (I'm half drunk and white) never trust strippers and or women that steal from you or your friends. If she says she is Bi Polar, RUN! Your post has brought back things from my past.. my gringo ass in bed with the most beautiful Hispanic women I've ever seen in a Oakland motel with her brothers and cousins in the room just flashed back too. Man she was hot, but I didn't make a move due to knowing I was preserving my own life. The chick in your post is a 5 compared to the one I slept next to in my reference, she was a 9.

Trusting anyone of questionable character should raise red flags, especially if you have anything to loose (shit you have worked hard for). If you are questing if its worth it, you already know the answer. I married my HS sweetheart 30 years +later, she was an absolute 10 in HS and the same when I reconnected with her, but was bat shit crazy and tried to kill me with an EPI pen put in my water bottle. it's all fun until it isn't.

Feel free to PM me

Bla bla bla

Sure, but show me just one well balanced girl you can trust who will sucks her girlfriend’s poop off your dick. Show me just one. Life is full of trade offs.

 

[monkeyswrench]

... because you know, it’s just another piece of ass…. Just one that looks better in the dark with a whole lot more issues than your average girl.

This, my good people, is sage advice. I assume this is only dealing with those stateside. Now, add to this an entire new facet of the business culture and structure in Mexico. The "Happy Ending" may be nice a few nights, but the real ending is not so nice.

The OP was a doorman in Miami, in the 80s, if I remember correctly. A pretty epic time in "Hookers & Blow", historically speaking. Hopefully he makes it through this wave the same.

I am a bit confused though. The OBS Ford, to lay low, and not draw much attention. Then brings in those connected to the very people that you'd want to avoid.

We males are a stupid breed. I've always told girls that the same blood that makes the hydraulics work, is the blood that should be in our brain. It's one or the other...One thinks about the choices, the other just charges where it's pointed.

 

[gqchris]

Are we calling Baja Putas “dancers” now?

Come on brother, you know the deal, if you bring strays into your house, they are gonna piss on your rugs!

Keep the putas in the clubs. Thats their natural habitat!

 

[RVR SWPR]

“What Happens in Mexico Should Stay in Mexico”. Real Class thread. WTF.

 

[Your ad here]

Weed is cheap these days. I would call my buddy up and order a pound. Tell her to invite a few more friends and just hand it out after a good night partying with them. Tell them there's more where it came from and come over anytime!

I would never do this in Mexico... Street dealers are networked with the police and you buy at this corner and get arrested at the next.

 

[was thatguy]

You know it isn't a good idea when Cray Paper is giving relationship advice.

 

[wzuber]

They both drain all your savings and watch you slowly wither away?

Ya...that too....

 

[hallett21]

Man thread of the year by January has to be a record.

 

[samsah33]

Pretty simple. People either steal or they don't. You met someone that steals. Now that you know, act accordingly.

 

[Orange Juice]

“What Happens in Mexico Should Stay in Mexico”. Real Class thread. WTF.

Think of it as “Sailor Talk”.

 

[El Rojo]

Y’all need to find Jesus lol…

 

[dirtslinger2]

“What Happens in Mexico Should Stay in Mexico”. Real Class thread. WTF.

You seem fun at parties.

 

[SBMech]

You are doing it wrong....

Bang the hooker in the club in the VIP lounge.

You want to bring someone home? Get a puppy. The dog will at least bark when you are being shanked and robbed.....

Like the sage others here have said, "dancers" are all owned by someone, and they get treated better or even lifted out to management by scoring a YUGE whale like you to "appropriate" funds from....

You might live through it if you are lucky......down south firepower means more than any sort of "rights" you may have, as a foreigner, you have none btw.

Good luck!

 

[ChrisV]

Hire another stripper to beat her up.

 

[Justsomeguy]

Man thread of the year by January has to be a record.

Something tells me this thread is far from over and likely to get more interesting. Good thing I got a giant ass bag of popcorn from Supercross last night.

 

[500bbc]

Hire another stripper to beat her up.

This, covered in wesson oil, videoed and dispalyed here...
RDP pay per view!

 

[TonyFanelli]

That’s a pretty young thing? YIKES!!

Yea but her odometer has turned over twice

 

[TonyFanelli]

You could buy a ring.

That's one way to get rid of her..

 

[was thatguy]

“Where exactly is your house? Asking for a friend…”
Tim Ballard

 

[TonyFanelli]

“What Happens in Mexico Should Stay in Mexico”. Real Class thread. WTF.

I haven't seen a donkey show in a while 🫏