When a hooker steals. in your home..... and then the Response options

[cofooter]

If you're trying to impress someone, you'd have better luck on a boating forum.....

 

[Tank]

Dude…you need to seriously re-evaluate your associates.

Lay with dogs, get the flees.

How do you know it was her and not him. Or that he and she don’t go WAAAAAAAAAY back?

 

[thedan]

 

[FlyByWire]

What’s the name of the club. For research purposes and nothing else, at all.

 

[Willie B]

… I was starting to get kind of bored… Not anymore… Watch your step Mr. hubba hubba you’re a smart guy… but you’re like a lot of the rest of us and you sometimes may think with the wrong head…
… by now I would’ve taken so many precautions that the thrill of it all wood be totally gone… but that’s me???

 

[J DUNN]

Jack Reacher Bar Scene Script:

Reacher: You old enough to drive?
Sandy: I'm old enough to do a lot of things.
Reacher: I am out of budget money Sandy.
Sandy: What?
Reacher: I can't afford you.
Sandy: I'm not a hooker.
Reacher: Well then I REALLY can't afford you.
Sandy: What do you mean by that?
Reacher: What I mean is the cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for. (even if she steals?)
Sandy: I'm not a hooker!
Reacher: No, a hooker could get the joke.

 

[Javajoe]

You reap what you sow right?

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Man, you are swimming in waters I was in in my younger life.. Dangerous waters. If your questioning what would happen (I'm half drunk and white) never trust strippers and or women that steal from you or your friends. If she says she is Bi Polar, RUN! Your post has brought back things from my past.. my gringo ass in bed with the most beautiful Hispanic women I've ever seen in a Oakland motel with her brothers and cousins in the room just flashed back too. Man she was hot, but I didn't make a move due to knowing I was preserving my own life. The chick in your post is a 5 compared to the one I slept next to in my reference, she was a 9.

Trusting anyone of questionable character should raise red flags, especially if you have anything to loose (shit you have worked hard for). If you are questing if its worth it, you already know the answer. I married my HS sweetheart 30 years +later, she was an absolute 10 in HS and the same when I reconnected with her, but was bat shit crazy and tried to kill me with an EPI pen put in my water bottle. it's all fun until it isn't.

Feel free to PM me

HeeHee... great share. I'm good but thanks.... until Im not good ha. Knew this thread would bring memories back for guys. Strippers are a blast. Its all about weeding through the retards is all.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

…Mr hubba hubba, you may be getting a little too far south of the border in your actions… wouldn’t take much for this to all go really sideways…

Not to worry ole chap.... Im a professional in such matters.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

The FAFO situation in the desert with six individuals comes to top of mind for me.

Me too.... and folks are being shot in TJ frequently lately. Turf wars in play. Tjs where the action is.... Rosarito 30 minutes south is sleepy and nobody much cares about us here. Wish all you nose candy types would curb your usage ha

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Honestly, none of us can give you any sound advice until we see more pics.

Carry on!!

I am grooming the hottest gal in the bar so if get my way they'll be pics to come... she's unfortunately worked there for 5 years so no rookie like one in pic earlier... that gals only been working 2 months so easier pull. Mines prettier but pro so cash wins.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

there aint nothing in this world foolproof, except hookers and Coupe de Villes.

DING DING DING.....Winner Winner ! Post of the day

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Gonorrhea and the drip ain’t nothing to clap about either.

My Mexi buddy in pic actually had fingers in her at club .... apparently this is his way of introductions and smell test before moving forward.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

I’ve met so many mentally stable, non drug using strappers that I’d open my doors and life to any of them, NOT. I understand everyone needs love but I’ll let someone else deal with that shit.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... we can't all live like this. I respect that choice, kinda.

 

[shintoooo]

My Mexi buddy in pic actually had fingers in her at club .... apparently this is his way of introductions and smell test before moving forward.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

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Does anyone else see the delicious irony in this post? I mean, OP reads like the opening act for “Risky Business”

Still fantasize about Rebecca!

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Next week we will read the lamentations of a poster who’s house was robbed of $5K that the strippers boyfriend somehow knew was in the kitchen cabinet, all his precious weed (and the humidor) is gone, the “family business” is being shook down, and he cant figure out why.

RDP, where soft porn, dope news, prostitution, thievery, gang signs and strippers are all in one thread.


Maybe this is the thread that will finally lure in those jet setting affluent members??


At the minimum it should be saved for the school board campaign cover sheet.
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My head hurts from this one....

 

[500bbc]

Anyone here see Sound of Freedom?

 

[Justsomeguy]

This has nostalgic rdp vibes. Not a fan of strippers, but this thread is delivering.

Maybe take them on a boat ride? That will make it boating related.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Been down this road..... they are fun for a bit. Till they get feelers! Ask me how I know

I'll only ask what "Feelers" are....

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

If you need to bang strippers your game is really weak.

Perhaps we'll need to research Need vs Want

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

You are too fucking old. (Me too).

The only difference between playing these games when we were 17-25 and now is that now we know what’s coming. We may not know exactly what’s coming but we do know it will be an epic shit show.

Sure, the payment is steep but the ride there is Weeeeeeeeeeee!

You get what this is all about. One of the few unfortunately.... but I know most of the guys who get this aren't posting.

 

[ChrisV]

Hookers and blow. Expensive times…

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Whatever you do.....don't meet them down a dirt road in El Mirage.....you might end up #7....just say'n

yup, there are tons of dumbasses running round.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

It was just one hooker

He does not need a lecture. He knows what he’s getting.

Its the beginning of my process. I don't bang em till I've discovered the "One" ... just building the foundation at stage 1

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Its the beginning of my process. I don't bang em till I've discovered the "One" ... just building the foundation at stage 1

There is always “One” to discover constable. The only question is for how long are they the “One”.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

The fire is coming...

Got a match?

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Why does the guy in the pics remind me of pokey? Is that the OP?

Naw, he's my Mexi Consigliere'.... Google meaning if necessary

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

So is the thread starter. Scary.

65 next month

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

A couple of my buddies have been bouncers at strip clubs. Damaged goods steer clear. It's fun for a night but the crazy isn't worth the drama.

Agreed ... I had a buddy in Tampa managing a titty bar years ago.... man his stories about what wrecks they are still crack me up.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

This, my good people, is sage advice. I assume this is only dealing with those stateside. Now, add to this an entire new facet of the business culture and structure in Mexico. The "Happy Ending" may be nice a few nights, but the real ending is not so nice.

The OP was a doorman in Miami, in the 80s, if I remember correctly. A pretty epic time in "Hookers & Blow", historically speaking. Hopefully he makes it through this wave the same.

I am a bit confused though. The OBS Ford, to lay low, and not draw much attention. Then brings in those connected to the very people that you'd want to avoid.

We males are a stupid breed. I've always told girls that the same blood that makes the hydraulics work, is the blood that should be in our brain. It's one or the other...One thinks about the choices, the other just charges where it's pointed.

Funny.... I found a cool quality hang out spot this week.... the valet kids loved Fernando so I was showing them the engine. I told em yeah, I bought it to have down here so I can look poor.... they fell out laughing saying "No way this makes you look like a Baller".... Im confused daily ha.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Man thread of the year by January has to be a record.

We needed a bit of spice.... RDP guys are in winter mode.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Y’all need to find Jesus lol…

Funny you'd bring that up.... There's a huge 100' Jesus statue about 15 clicks south on a mountain top.... guess that symbolizes the need for religion here. Catholics all here pretty much. They really need to up their sex education regarding birth control, ha.... I see 15 year old girls walking with 2-3 year olds.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

We needed a bit of spice.... RDP guys are in Karen mode.

Fixed.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

You are doing it wrong....

Bang the hooker in the club in the VIP lounge.

You want to bring someone home? Get a puppy. The dog will at least bark when you are being shanked and robbed.....

Like the sage others here have said, "dancers" are all owned by someone, and they get treated better or even lifted out to management by scoring a YUGE whale like you to "appropriate" funds from....

You might live through it if you are lucky......down south firepower means more than any sort of "rights" you may have, as a foreigner, you have none btw.

Good luck!

Im making friends with old guy whose managed club 9 years .... he's my connect on his dancers.

 

[hallett21]

Funny you'd bring that up.... There's a huge 100' Jesus statue about 15 clicks south on a mountain top.... guess that symbolizes the need for religion here. Catholics all here pretty much. They really need to up their sex education regarding birth control, ha.... I see 15 year old girls walking with 2-3 year olds.

lol that’s how they did it in the Bible.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Fixed.

To be expected.... but we flushed out some good comments regardless. Just scroll pass on the Karen dudes.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Something tells me this thread is far from over and likely to get more interesting. Good thing I got a giant ass bag of popcorn from Supercross last night.

Just be patient....its stage 1 .... my Consigliere' is still pissed about her stealing vape pens....he's only 40 and apparently expects strippers to have character and morals. Ha... her sister wants to meet me so more to come.....

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Yea but her odometer has turned over twice

That ones only been "Dancing" two months. Attends University in TJ.... don't they all ha

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

You are doing it wrong....

Bang the hooker in the club in the VIP lounge.

You want to bring someone home? Get a puppy. The dog will at least bark when you are being shanked and robbed.....

Like the sage others here have said, "dancers" are all owned by someone, and they get treated better or even lifted out to management by scoring a YUGE whale like you to "appropriate" funds from....

You might live through it if you are lucky......down south firepower means more than any sort of "rights" you may have, as a foreigner, you have none btw.

Good luck!

That lounge is a tiny sticky floored booth at BaddaBing.... I peered in that thing and said no way. I bring em home, dunk em in ocean and right into shower fior hot scrub down.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

“Where exactly is your house? Asking for a friend…”
Tim Ballard

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

“Where exactly is your house? Asking for a friend…”
Tim Ballard

Keep up .... Rosarito south

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Dude…you need to seriously re-evaluate your associates.

Lay with dogs, get the flees.

How do you know it was her and not him. Or that he and she don’t go WAAAAAAAAAY back?

Ha.... you been hanging with criminals way too long Tankster. I have a PHD in human behavior... we be fine.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

What’s the name of the club. For research purposes and nothing else, at all.

Bada Bing

 

[Kachina26]

Put a ring on it!

Fixed it for you.

 

[riverroyal]

Still no pics. Thread disappoints

 

[Kachina26]

My Mexi buddy in pic actually had fingers in her at club .... apparently this is his way of introductions and smell test before moving forward.

I don't know why, but this meme from the FB thread made me think of your buddy.

 

[mbrown2]

Most 65 year olds are worried about managing rising health care costs on a fixed income.... you do you bro! we ain't here for a long...just a good time!

 

[n2otoofast4u]

Haters

Lot of peanut butter and jealous in here! More pics and stories!

 

[LuauLounge]

Reading this, I remembered this movie and the clip. It’s well worth the watch.