Todays safety lesson……don’t eat earbuds

[DaytonaBabe]

this thread is the shit!

Fixed it for you!

 

[WhatExit?]

Walt is grieving but don't tell him, "I'm sorry for your loss"

Unfortunately Walt accidentally swallowed one of his Airpods and now he's having to search through each bowel movement to see if he finds the Apple product. He and RDP members everywhere are anxiously waiting to learn when he drops the Airpod into the bowl. We'll all be relieved when we get the news that Walt, on his knees next to the porcelain throne, has forked through his latest BM and happily identified the white plastic device in his poop. Of course no one will be more relieved than Walt at the Airpod's passing.

 

[HNL2LHC]

So when I was a kid my Aunt Julie took care of a special needs young adult, kinda like a nanny situation. He was notorious for eating shoelaces. If shoelaces went missing, for the next week or so she would need to keep any eye out for an aglet, after a gentle pull of 24-36" she would find the other aglet.

Fyi... He was always ok. His shoes may have been loose but his sphincter was tight.



**** An aglet (/ˈæɡlət/ AG-lət) or aiglet is a small sheath, often made of plastic or metal, attached at each end of a shoelace, a cord, or a drawstring.

So now you calling Walt “Special Needs”? :looking:

 

[wallnutz]

So what does a brown trout listen to anyway?

So has he dropped the Browns off at the pool yet?

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Just got back from doctor. Had X-rays and they cant find it. I know for a fact that I didnt shat the thing out. I have religiously chopped up every piece of shit that has left my body since I swallowed it. What they did say is that I am backed up big time, aka full of shit, way farther north than is normal. The thoughts are that since I have so much crap in there that it may be masking the image. I am now taking something to clean me out and check things as it comes out and go back in two days for another X-ray.

Shits getting old as they say.

 

[Backlash]

Man you're the shit!

Glad to hear you're still alive and kicking!

 

[24 Sleekenforcer]

As the shit watch continues day 6

 

[SLT Kota]

Is it a left or a right ear that you are missing? I can't seem to find my right ear bud...

 

[500bbc]

Works on the input should work on the output...

 

[Member: 71]

Just got back from doctor. Had X-rays and they cant find it. I know for a fact that I didnt shat the thing out. I have religiously chopped up every piece of shit that has left my body since I swallowed it. What they did say is that I am backed up big time, aka full of shit, way farther north than is normal. The thoughts are that since I have so much crap in there that it may be masking the image. I am now taking something to clean me out and check things as it comes out and go back in two days for another X-ray.

Shits getting old as they say.

Let us know if you see a missing Cheetah fat tire e-bike.

 

[redone76]

Just an idea here... instead of forking apart your turd just put a plastic salad strainer in the bowl and give it a rinse with some water.

 

[Deckin Around]

Must have escaped in a ghost shit

 

[79 HUSTLER]

Just an idea here... instead of forking apart your turd just put a plastic salad strainer in the bowl and give it a rinse with some water.

Make sure you put the strainer back where you found it so the wife doesn't kick your ass.

 

[redone76]

Make sure you put the strainer back where you found it so the wife doesn't kick your ass.

 

[Hondo-407]

So now you calling Walt “Special Needs”? :looking:

I'll give him a pass on the "special needs" diagnosis. Afterall he only ate 1/2 the set. If he should eat the other one or perhaps a shoelace I'll reevaluate at the time.

*** I don't even miss the speed car thread! Thanks @ONE-A-DAY

 

[bonesfab]

Just an idea here... instead of forking apart your turd just put a plastic salad strainer in the bowl and give it a rinse with some water.

Kinda like panning for gold. But an ear bud instead.

 

[RCDave]

My dogs ate a 6' nylon leash! The vets said to xray and watch for it in the stool. A little barium added and it all came out!

Wish you all the best with a successful passing!

 

[riverroyal]

I got Friday between 4am and 8am.
Pick your spots, only 4 hour increments.

Winner gets a slightly used ear bud, just 1

 

[RadMan]

 

[RandyH]

My Wife is on a ton of transplant meds. With the Iron added she can get pretty backed up. One time after three full doses of colon cleanse she still couldnt go. It was 4 days in the Hospital trying not to go the surgery route. Then all hell broke loose. after that. Linzess. Its amazing. You digest everything much better too. Good Luck Walt.

 

[500bbc]

My dogs ate a 6' nylon leash! The vets said to xray and watch for it in the stool. A little barium added and it all came out!

Wish you all the best with a successful passing!

Had my dog on a jobsite years ago. Caught him eating a string line, from the end. Pulled about 30 feet out of him.
Maybe Walt needs to put leashes on his buds from now on?

 

[JayBreww]

I got Friday between 4am and 8am.
Pick your spots, only 4 hour increments.

Winner gets a slightly used ear bud, just 1

Thursday 6am-10am Walt’s time.

 

[Desert Whaler]

Can we make this a 'Sticky Post' !

 

[Gramps]

Friday 8AM - noon

 

[RCDave]

Had my dog on a jobsite years ago. Caught him eating a string line, from the end. Pulled about 30 feet out of him.
Maybe Walt needs to put leashes on his buds from now on?

Miracles do happen!

 

[HNL2LHC]

I'll give him a pass on the "special needs" diagnosis. Afterall he only ate 1/2 the set. If he should eat the other one or perhaps a shoelace I'll reevaluate at the time.

*** I don't even miss the speed car thread! Thanks @ONE-A-DAY

Maybe elevate the old tie a cherry stem with your tongue into tie two AirPods to a shoelace in your stomach. This has America’s Got Talent written all over it. Anyone can hook Walt up with an application for the show?

 

[Desert Whaler]

Maybe elevate the old tie a cherry stem with your tongue into tie two AirPods to a shoelace in your stomach. This has American Idol written all over it. Anyone can hook Walt up with an application for the show?

More Like 'America's Got Talent' . . .

 

[HNL2LHC]

More Like 'America's Got Talent' . . .

YEah, that’s the show. Forgive me I have not watched TV for a couple of years now. Unless it is engine related or hot girls. LOL

 

[Ziggy]

Geezus Walt!!
I can't decide if eating an airpod is worse than trying to ignite yourself with a firepit......but holy hell, you need supervision
Get well friend.

 

[C-Ya]

Thursday 6am-10am Walt’s time.

I’ll take Thursday 10am to 2pm. However, you have my 1st choice. Lol

 

[NicPaus]

Wednesday morning first shit of the day it will come out.

 

[EBT531]

My dogs ate a 6' nylon leash! The vets said to xray and watch for it in the stool. A little barium added and it all came out!

Wish you all the best with a successful passing!

I had a dog eat about 1' of reinforced garden hose. Of course it was all unraveled in his belly so for days I was literally pulling string out of his ass everytime he went. All of it passed though, rubber and all.

 

[OLDRAAT]

Gotta remember @ONE-A-DAY also started the "what's the deal with the angry white cat" innocently enough in December 2019 and that baby delivers also.
Walt, glad you have a good sense of humor. It also would be the shits if was under the bed or chair all this time.

 

[riverroyal]

Thursday 6am-10am Walt’s time.

Im also Walts time, forgot that part

 

[rivermobster]

If only Tom Brown were still around...

 

[OLDRAAT]

If only Tom Brown were still around...

This would make his day!

 

[Desert Whaler]

6-10 tonight, Walt's Time.

 

[Singleton]

This thread has convinced me to stay with the old school headphones or my Aftershock headphones. Can’t eat those

 

[snowhammer]

Just got back from doctor. Had X-rays and they cant find it. I know for a fact that I didnt shat the thing out. I have religiously chopped up every piece of shit that has left my body since I swallowed it. What they did say is that I am backed up big time, aka full of shit, way farther north than is normal. The thoughts are that since I have so much crap in there that it may be masking the image. I am now taking something to clean me out and check things as it comes out and go back in two days for another X-ray.

Shits getting old as they say.

If there is that much crap in there that is blocking an airpod from exiting, I think the bet should be WHAT you poop out, not WHEN.


My bet is a Miller Lite can pull tab, $0.38 in coins, a marble, a key, and of course a 10mm socket.

 

[Hondo-407]

Had my dog on a jobsite years ago. Caught him eating a string line, from the end. Pulled about 30 feet out of him.
Maybe Walt needs to put leashes on his buds from now on?

Sting line shudda had aglets! Poor Dingo probably still has string inside him!

*** see post #296

 

[bonesfab]

Can we make this a 'Sticky Post' !

Just throw it at the wall and see what happens.

 

[bonesfab]

Wasn't his wife a delivery nurse?? Kinda sorta the samething..

 

[RadMan]

I’d tell my wife every time I get a great BJ I have to take a big crap

 

[coolchange]

“Hey there it is. Wait that’s not my earbud”

 

[stephenkatsea]

This thread has convinced me to stay with the old school headphones or my Aftershock headphones. Can’t eat those

Old school headphones for me, for sure - cover the ears, studio quality Bose headphones. They’re excellent.

 

[500bbc]

Can we make this a 'Sticky Post' !

In due time...

 

[ChumpChange]

Taking something? This is all you need right here…

 

[Gelcoater]

My dogs ate a 6' nylon leash! The vets said to xray and watch for it in the stool. A little barium added and it all came out!

Wish you all the best with a successful passing!

Barium “bips” was what my vet called them.
Rocky was quite the garbage disposal in his youth.
X Ray, bips, laxatives, another x Ray a couple days later, and about a thousand bucks
Lil bastard

 

[Tooms22]

Taking something? This is all you need right here…

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[RCDave]

Barium “bips” was what my vet called them.
Rocky was quite the garbage disposal in his youth.
X Ray, bips, laxatives, another x Ray a couple days later, and about a thousand bucks
Lil bastard

I know the feeling!