rdp member got caught by the Cart Narcs lol

[RiverDave]

So has said member been excommunicado from Rdp yet?

I’ll buy the guy a beer and give him another shirt free. Lol

 

[RiverDave]

Sorry, no patience for lazy entitled assholes.

What about decency, courtesy.. shit like that? Got any patience for that?

 

[DRYHEAT]

Today I went to Safeway. I returned my cart and had a fantasy of everyone here giving me a high five with confetti and fireworks going off in the background.

I didn’t have a fantasy but I did take pictures.

Don’t know how I screwed up the quote?

 

[grumpy88]

I went to vons and i too put the cart back but just in the rack not all the way to the back and i thought of this thread. And chuckled .

 

[HBCraig]

It just became clear to me. The non returning cart people are the same folks that roll up with a full cart of groceries in the 15 items or less line. They are just too important and don't have the time. I wish I would've realized this sooner

 

[wallnutz]

It just became clear to me. The non returning cart people are the same folks that roll up with a full cart of groceries in the 15 items or less line. They are just too important and don't have the time. I wish I would've realized this sooner

Whoa! That is a whole different 12 page thread. Let’s not start that until at least Memorial Day.

 

[was thatguy]

Whoa! That is a whole different 12 page thread. Let’s not start that until at least Memorial Day.

No shit!
A Lot of pigeon holing going on here!!

 

[4Waters]

It just became clear to me. The non returning cart people are the same folks that roll up with a full cart of groceries in the 15 items or less line. They are just too important and don't have the time. I wish I would've realized this sooner

Wrong, soooo wrong, at least with me.


I recently busted my lazy ass and got a promotion and the truck I was assigned was filthy

This guy is a cart returner

This is after I cleaned it, you know not a cart returner

I have an old friend (not a friend anymore) that purposefully took his non service animal dog into establishments waiting to get turned away so he could sue them for discrimination. Well he got his opportunity and filed a lawsuit against a local restaurant, the owner of the restaurant went BK because of legal fees but ended up winning when the judge asked for the dogs paperwork and my friend couldn't produce any, so yeah after that fiasco I walked away from our friendship, he also called me out at one point for not returning a cart, he is a cart returner

Your logic is all fucked up, never judge a book by its cover but I thank you for opening your book so I can judge you properly

I thought you were a pretty decent guy but I judged the book by the cover and I was wrong



Here's just one wipe from the dash of that truck.

 

[was thatguy]

One things for sure, I’m never going shopping again unarmed.
Cart Nazis, express lane Nazis, bag monitors, all outfitted in their judgmental halos and attacking the unwashed lazy entitled high body fat asshole and aching to right the worlds grocery store wrongs.

Going to have to make a few drive by passes to make sure the coast is clear of any lynch mobs before parking!!

 

[attitude]

This thread will really get rolling come summer time if a loose cart dings someone’s toon while they are loading up groceries.

 

[HBCraig]

Whoa! That is a whole different 12 page thread. Let’s not start that until at least Memorial Day.

Damnit! I should have started another thread

 

[HBCraig]

Wrong, soooo wrong, at least with me.


I recently busted my lazy ass and got a promotion and the truck I was assigned was filthy

This guy is a cart returner
View attachment 1096990

This is after I cleaned it, you know not a cart returner
View attachment 1096991

I have an old friend (not a friend anymore) that purposefully took his non service animal dog into establishments waiting to get turned away so he could sue them for discrimination. Well he got his opportunity and filed a lawsuit against a local restaurant, the owner of the restaurant went BK because of legal fees but ended up winning when the judge asked for the dogs paperwork and my friend couldn't produce any, so yeah after that fiasco I walked away from our friendship, he also called me out at one point for not returning a cart, he is a cart returner

Your logic is all fucked up, never judge a book by its cover but I thank you for opening your book so I can judge you properly

I thought you were a pretty decent guy but I judged the book by the cover and I was wrong

You did judge me wrong. I'm not a decent guy I'm a super swell guy.
Breathe brother, breathe. My cupholders are immaculate

 

[was thatguy]

Damnit! I should have started another thread

Yeah, you got a little over anxious.

 

[Sherpa]

Not the popular opinion on the bag thing but if I can help the Pacific garbage patch from getting bigger I'm gonna do it.
View attachment 1096972
That said my wife has started buying reusable ziplock bags and that's were I draw the god damn line. I hate dishes as it is but trying to wash these stupid things is the bane of my fucking existence.

I guarandamntee I don’t contribute to that mess for a few reasons:

1) I’m a cheap ass fuck. The cart works well enough to get my goods to the truck.
I can carry to the house however.

2) I’m a scuba diver who cares. I’ve done numerous cleanups just because.

3) fuck that cart bitch nazi. Lol

 

[4Waters]

You did judge me wrong. I'm not a decent guy I'm a super stinky pile of shit.
Breathe brother, breathe. My cupholders are immaculate

Fixed it for you

 

[buck35]

4w yore unhinged, might want to stop digging while you still have some folks here that respect you. Just a thought...

 

[HBCraig]

4w yore unhinged, might want to stop digging while you still have some folks here that respect you. Just a thought...

Dude, stop. Let him keep digging.

 

[Sherpa]

These Mac D Trays (and others the same) work great on front wheel drive cars in a wet or snowy parking Lot.Parking brake the trays under the rears, and you now have the
Trayshredder.Mammoth Canyon Lodge lot was infamous for this act of bravery.

My college buddy was a manager at the McDonald’s in Tahoe city… he told me the same exact story and the trays under the rear tires using the ebrake in the snowy parking lot! Lol
Good times

 

[DRYHEAT]

One things for sure, I’m never going shopping again unarmed.
Cart Nazis, express lane Nazis, bag monitors, all outfitted in their judgmental halos and attacking the unwashed lazy entitled high body fat asshole and aching to right the worlds grocery store wrongs.

Going to have to make a few drive by passes to make sure the coast is clear of any lynch mobs before parking!!

Just don’t piss off the deli lady in Safeway!

 

[Heylam]

What about decency, courtesy.. shit like that? Got any patience for that?

Not in this case, nope none at all. Guy didn’t do the right thing, and when challenged on it still refused to.

 

[was thatguy]

Not in this case, nope none at all. Guy didn’t do the right thing, and when challenged on it still refused to.

 

[rivrrts429]

The number of posts in this thread have now become more concerning than those who don’t return the cart. I need to work this ratio out in my head before I respond further lol

 

[TrollerDave]

The number of posts in this thread have now become more concerning than those who don’t return the cart. I need to work this ratio out in my head before I respond further lol

I think we’re officially old.
Sounds like a bunch of grumpy old bastards bitching about what color jello was served at lunch.

 

[was thatguy]

The number of posts in this thread have now become more concerning than those who don’t return the cart. I need to work this ratio out in my head before I respond further lol

It’s been a while, but some of the opinions and convictions seem as strong as those in the “God” thread…

 

[Icky]

I think we’re officially old.
Sounds like a bunch of grumpy old bastards bitching about what color jello was served at lunch.

This

 

[rrrr]

It just became clear to me. The non returning cart people are the same folks that roll up with a full cart of groceries in the 15 items or less line. They are just too important and don't have the time. I wish I would've realized this sooner

A couple of months ago I was next in line at the grocery store pharmacy, waiting for the person in front of me to finish up. He picked up his stuff, turned to leave, and at that moment a fat bitch in yoga pants talking on her phone did an evasive manuever around me and took my spot.

I was already in a shitty mood, and this set me off. I walked up to the counter and literally elbowed her to the side, at the same time said something like "You don't get any special privileges in my world, Karen. Get out of my way."

She sputtered with indignity, saying "I was here first."

I told her "You just think you were, would you like me to take that phone and shove it up your fat ass? Go stand in line, like I did."

I thought the gal running the pharmacy counter was gonna faint.

Karen wheeled around and stomped away. I smiled pleasantly and told the counter worker "Pardon my impolite language. I need to pick up a prescription." It took her a bit to regain her composure.

I'm morphing into a cranky MF'er as I age. I'm turning 65 at the end of March, then I'm really gonna light it up.

 

[RiverDave]

It’s been a while, but some of the opinions and convictions seem as strong as those in the “God” thread…

We have a god thread?

 

[Activated]

I think we’re officially old.
Sounds like a bunch of grumpy old bastards bitching about what color jello was served at lunch.

No jello, fruit cup.

 

[wallnutz]

I think we’re officially old.
Sounds like a bunch of grumpy old bastards bitching about what color jello was served at lunch.

Get Off My Lawn!!

 

[RiverDave]

I think we’re officially old.
Sounds like a bunch of grumpy old bastards bitching about what color jello was served at lunch.

I can’t believe how passionate some of these people are about shopping carts


Also surprised nobody has brought up the shipping cart litmus test..

 

[RiverDave]

This is the shipping cart litmus test as it applies to society. I read it years ago and found it to be pretty thought provoking.


The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
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To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

 

[4Waters]

I can’t believe how passionate some of these people are about shopping carts


Also surprised nobody has brought up the shipping cart litmus test..

Like I said, they are stressing over something insignificant in life, IDK what they will do when something really stressful comes their way, for me I've had families pleading with me to save their loved ones, showed up to kids not breathing...... that's real stress but the most stressful situation I have been in is the conversation my wife and I had to have about the possibility of removing my daughter's leg 4 years ago.

I guess my life has allowwd me prioritize things in my life, a shopping cart is not worth worrying about.

 

[4Waters]

This is the shipping cart litmus test as it applies to society. I read it years ago and found it to be pretty thought provoking.


The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
1.16 MB PNG
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

That is judging a book by its cover, post 558 my friend is a cart returner

 

[was thatguy]

We have a god thread?

Had

 

[coolchange]

A couple of months ago I was next in line at the grocery store pharmacy, waiting for the person in front of me to finish up. He picked up his stuff, turned to leave, and at that moment a fat bitch in yoga pants talking on her phone did an evasive manuever around me and took my spot.

I was already in a shitty mood, and this set me off. I walked up to the counter and literally elbowed her to the side, at the same time said something like "You don't get any special privileges in my world, Karen. Get out of my way."

She sputtered with indignity, saying "I was here first."

I told her "You just think you were, would you like me to take that phone and shove it up your fat ass? Go stand in line, like I did."

I thought the gal running the pharmacy counter was gonna faint.

Karen wheeled around and stomped away. I smiled pleasantly and told the counter worker "Pardon my impolite language. I need to pick up a prescription." It took her a bit to regain her composure.

I'm morphing into a cranky MF'er as I age. I'm turning 65 at the end of March, then I'm really gonna light it up.

Was the prescription for Xanax? Lol.
I know, sometimes people catch me off guard and I just let it rip. I gotta be careful, I’m not as tall as I used to be…

 

[TeamGreene]

It just became clear to me. The non returning cart people are the same folks that roll up with a full cart of groceries in the 15 items or less line. They are just too important and don't have the time. I wish I would've realized this sooner

Yep, same assholes that pass in the right turn only lane etc...................................... It's all a product of an overblown self importance and a general fuck you to anyone else.

 

[coolchange]

C’ mon men, we got to hit 600 by Sunday so we can wrap this up and shift all this energy to trailer parking in the Walmart and wake boats.
I can tell all y’all are married.
Like I tell people that want to argue with me at work, “ I’ve been married over 30 years, I can keep this up for weeks.”

 

[Ziggy]

Wrong, soooo wrong, at least with me.


I recently busted my lazy ass and got a promotion and the truck I was assigned was filthy

This guy is a cart returner
View attachment 1096990

This is after I cleaned it, you know not a cart returner
View attachment 1096991

I have an old friend (not a friend anymore) that purposefully took his non service animal dog into establishments waiting to get turned away so he could sue them for discrimination. Well he got his opportunity and filed a lawsuit against a local restaurant, the owner of the restaurant went BK because of legal fees but ended up winning when the judge asked for the dogs paperwork and my friend couldn't produce any, so yeah after that fiasco I walked away from our friendship, he also called me out at one point for not returning a cart, he is a cart returner

Your logic is all fucked up, never judge a book by its cover but I thank you for opening your book so I can judge you properly

I thought you were a pretty decent guy but I judged the book by the cover and I was wrong



Here's just one wipe from the dash of that truck.
View attachment 1096996

You had that much time in your busier than everyone else day to clean the truck? Nice.

 

[Bigbore500r]

Wrong, soooo wrong, at least with me.


I recently busted my lazy ass and got a promotion and the truck I was assigned was filthy

This guy is a cart returner
View attachment 1096990

This is after I cleaned it, you know not a cart returner
View attachment 1096991

I have an old friend (not a friend anymore) that purposefully took his non service animal dog into establishments waiting to get turned away so he could sue them for discrimination. Well he got his opportunity and filed a lawsuit against a local restaurant, the owner of the restaurant went BK because of legal fees but ended up winning when the judge asked for the dogs paperwork and my friend couldn't produce any, so yeah after that fiasco I walked away from our friendship, he also called me out at one point for not returning a cart, he is a cart returner

Your logic is all fucked up, never judge a book by its cover but I thank you for opening your book so I can judge you properly

I thought you were a pretty decent guy but I judged the book by the cover and I was wrong



Here's just one wipe from the dash of that truck.
View attachment 1096996

Fuck thats a promotion? You need to pressure wash the inside!

 

[Ziggy]

Not the popular opinion on the bag thing but if I can help the Pacific garbage patch from getting bigger I'm gonna do it.
View attachment 1096972
That said my wife has started buying reusable ziplock bags and that's were I draw the god damn line. I hate dishes as it is but trying to wash these stupid things is the bane of my fucking existence.

@RiverDave is still waiting on the radiation from Japan to get here. Maybe all this plastic is holding it captive?

 

[Bigbore500r]

 

[4Waters]

You had that much time in your busier than everyone else day to clean the truck? Nice.

I was getting paid, it's in my job description actually

 

[4Waters]

Fuck thats a promotion? You need to pressure wash the inside!

Dude, it was horrible

 

[was thatguy]

 

[MPHSystems]

One things for sure, I’m never going shopping again unarmed.
Cart Nazis, express lane Nazis, bag monitors, all outfitted in their judgmental halos and attacking the unwashed lazy entitled high body fat asshole and aching to right the worlds grocery store wrongs.

Going to have to make a few drive by passes to make sure the coast is clear of any lynch mobs before parking!!

Wait. You go shopping unarmed?


Also, I’m never going shopping in a RDP shirt… last thing I want to see is a 13 page thread about my daily behavior on video.

 

[was thatguy]

How do some of you guys make it through the day?
I mean, with all the wrong lane passers, express lane violators, cart curbers, line jumpers, fat people, and the other 8 billion people who arent as righteous as you but are stealing your air?
Lol

 

[Bigbore500r]

 

[ChiliPepperGarage]

How do some of you guys make it through the day?
I mean, with all the wrong lane passers, express lane violators, cart curbers, line jumpers, fat people, and the other 8 billion people who arent as righteous as you but are stealing your air?
Lol

If those people came on RDP and started trying to defend their actions we'd be busting their balls too! Nobody here really gives a shit about returning your cart or not (mostly). We're just having fun watching some guy dig a hole deeper and deeper.

This thread would probably die quickly if the lazybones just admitted that they are lazy and don't feel like returning the cart. I have myself been guilty of it in the past and I have no problem admitting it. But if you keep making up BS excuses then this thread will continue.

The thing is, this is RDP. It is not some naïve gullible lefist looney site. We can see through BS pretty quickly here and are quick to call it out and poke a lot of fun at the perpetrators.

 

[Heylam]

Okay, I digress, it’s not the guys fault he is just a product of his upbringing, and it’s society’s fault. After all, it is 2022 and no one takes responsibility for their actions. Poor guy is probably a mess at this point and needs psychotherapy.

 

[ChiliPepperGarage]

Okay, I digress, it’s not the guys fault he is just a product of his upbringing, and it’s society’s fault. After all, it is 2022 and no one takes responsibility for their actions. Poor guy is probably a mess at this point and needs psychotherapy.

Non-cart returning lazybones lives matter!