rdp member got caught by the Cart Narcs lol

[spectra3279]

Tough day at the grocery store today...we found a parking space at the back portion of the lot.
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This was the grueling walk I had to make, luckily I was able to take some work calls and text messages. View attachment 1096619

Then all hell broke loose, I realized that I needed my reports turned in by a certain time, but still made it a point to not be a lazybones. Definitely got my excercise in and thank gosh no one called me about having a late report. View attachment 1096624

You were still lazy. You took it that far and didn't even push it in balls deep.

Damn lazy people

 

[was thatguy]

Bring that gig back and you could give a kid an RDP tshirt as a tip! With all that running with the cart he would need a size M in athletic cut, unlike the size X to the third power of the cart curbers.

Most commissary shoppers were military wives.
It was bedlam at all times back then. BUSY and FAST! Those cashiers weren’t fucking around. There was no scanning. They rang it all in on old style registers and it was something to behold.
Most of the shoppers had at least 2 full carts, the lines were always at least 5 shoppers deep.
One full grocery cart was about equal to one full bagging cart. We’d try to get assigned to the lanes with certain cashiers. There was like 20 lanes going full time. The good cashiers were unreal. They never looked at the register, just a flurry of movement. The left hand moving groceries and the right hand just flying on the keys. It’s hard to describe just how fast they were. 2 top tier baggers could barely keep up.
FAR FAR faster than any modern scanning bullshit.
The bagging deck had a diverter so as she finished one customer she’d flip the rail and start right in on the next shoppers stuff.
There was no room for error with the fast cashiers.
We could get 5 bags on the bottom of the bagger cart, and 5 on top but would stack some of it meant using just one cart.
Usually we always had 2 cart loads. One flipped up in front and one flipped up behind you. At 15 years old you were expected to be able to wheel 2 full carts down the 75’ ramp and out into the snowstorm and properly load them into the vehicle, collect the tip and be back WITH the carts before bagger number 2 was leaving with his load. Most of us could do 3 carts.
You’d flip up the front one, flip up the back one, the another kid would flip up the 3rd one and hook it on the back cart…kind of like when you see semi tractors all hooked up in wheelies being hauled down the freeway.
It was serious shit.
We always had to fight the gi’s for the best lanes and the best carts.

Nowadays I don’t think there are even any families living on bases?

 

[Heylam]

The real problem is when your waistline exceeds your IQ. That appears to be the real problem here. Lay a slab of bacon on the ground and I bet he’d do a mad dash.

 

[was thatguy]

Who's gonna bring the carts in from the cart corral?

They keep skipping over that part.

 

[JJ McClure]

You were still lazy. You took it that far and didn't even push it in balls deep.

Damn lazy people

Don’t you mean LazyBoners???

 

[ChiliPepperGarage]

I can't believe this thread has gone this long . Easy way to fix the problem . Stores just get rid of carts and everyone can bring their own .

I'm building me one of these to bring to the store.

 

[The Prisoner]

Whatever happened to drones bringing us our stuff?

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Returned my cart to the corral at Costco over the weekend got a hearty "thank you sir" from the cart collector. A little kindness towards someone else can go a long way.

 

[DirtyWhiteDog]

] They keep skipping over that part.

Tesla is working on a self returning cart, as a direct result of this thread.

 

[RiverDave]

The real problem is when your waistline exceeds your IQ. That appears to be the real problem here. Lay a slab of bacon on the ground and I bet he’d do a mad dash.

Dude that’s not nice.. not necessary either.

 

[was thatguy]

I can't believe this thread has gone this long . Easy way to fix the problem . Stores just get rid of carts and everyone can bring their own .

They’re going to get rid of them. But you won’t bring your own.
You’ll place your order and then go have it wheeled out on the bulk carts and loaded in your car.
Everything will be online and curbside. The cost reduction for grocery retailers is almost incalculable.
No more shelves to stock, no more multi acre parking lot, just a full size constant distribution center.
It’s coming eventually with the big stores.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Bullshit when a cart that is not returned by a dickhead and cause 2k in damage to your car I bet you would think differently. If everyone had respect for others this guy wouldn't be doin this funny how he is bad guy.

I am not gonna be dragged into any argument. I understand what you are saying but.....the guy is a douche. He talks with different accents and everything else. Douche

 

[DILLIGAF]

Most commissary shoppers were military wives.
It was bedlam at all times back then. BUSY and FAST! Those cashiers weren’t fucking around. There was no scanning. They rang it all in on old style registers and it was something to behold.
Most of the shoppers had at least 2 full carts, the lines were always at least 5 shoppers deep.
One full grocery cart was about equal to one full bagging cart. We’d try to get assigned to the lanes with certain cashiers. There was like 20 lanes going full time. The good cashiers were unreal. They never looked at the register, just a flurry of movement. The left hand moving groceries and the right hand just flying on the keys. It’s hard to describe just how fast they were. 2 top tier baggers could barely keep up.
FAR FAR faster than any modern scanning bullshit.
The bagging deck had a diverter so as she finished one customer she’d flip the rail and start right in on the next shoppers stuff.
There was no room for error with the fast cashiers.
We could get 5 bags on the bottom of the bagger cart, and 5 on top but would stack some of it meant using just one cart.
Usually we always had 2 cart loads. One flipped up in front and one flipped up behind you. At 15 years old you were expected to be able to wheel 2 full carts down the 75’ ramp and out into the snowstorm and properly load them into the vehicle, collect the tip and be back WITH the carts before bagger number 2 was leaving with his load. Most of us could do 3 carts.
You’d flip up the front one, flip up the back one, the another kid would flip up the 3rd one and hook it on the back cart…kind of like when you see semi tractors all hooked up in wheelies being hauled down the freeway.
It was serious shit.
We always had to fight the gi’s for the best lanes and the best carts.

Nowadays I don’t think there are even any families living on bases?

Seriously....it was quite a flurry of action. Those baggers knew to bust it as the faster they were the more money could make. It was all about hustling while still being polite

 

[was thatguy]

Bullshit when a cart that is not returned by a dickhead and cause 2k in damage to your car I bet you would think differently. If everyone had respect for others this guy wouldn't be doin this funny how he is bad guy.

Bullshit.
He’s a total douche bag.
A crusader looking to cash in on you tube hits by fuckibg with people and their vehicles.

 

[nameisbond]

eleven fucking pages on carts? Fuck!!!!!!!!!

I'm real lazy these days. I do online ordering and curbside pick up. Haven't been inside a store in months!

 

[was thatguy]

eleven fucking pages on carts? Fuck!!!!!!!!!

I'm real lazy these days. I do online ordering and curbside pick up. Haven't been inside a store in months!

I did it while recovering from my hip surgery.
It was kind of nice actually!
Now I enjoy the walking, before it was torture.

 

[RVR SWPR]

Seen it all over the years sweeping Grocery Parking areas over the years at 3am. Instead of using crude terms let’s call it extra marital affairs among night shift grocery employees. Does not matter where or what grocery store incredible what was going down in the parking lot or back dock areas,and i mean ”Going Down”. One couple in Ventura County schemed and planned the murder of the guys wife. They pulled it off,the girl friend killed the wife. Was Brutal. She in the can for life,pretty sure husband also Life,no parole.
Also,on the light side,bowling with frozen poultry in the aisles was serious sport.

 

[nameisbond]

I did it while recovering from my hip surgery.
It was kind of nice actually!
Now I enjoy the walking, before it was torture.

Good reason! I started when masks became required in stores here. Don't have to wear the useless mask at curbside.

 

[buck35]

Dude that’s not nice.. not necessary either.

Us skinny shrimps return our carts, buggies, carriages... maybe that's why we're skinny .
Good citizens maybe?

 

[jetboatperformance]

They keep skipping over that part.

WHEN i TAKE MY CART BACK TO THE CART PARKING I ALWAYS OFfER IT TO A LITTLE OLD LADY PRIOR TO SLAMMING BACK LOL

 

[AzMandella]

They’re going to get rid of them. But you won’t bring your own.
You’ll place your order and then go have it wheeled out on the bulk carts and loaded in your car.
Everything will be online and curbside. The cost reduction for grocery retailers is almost incalculable.
No more shelves to stock, no more multi acre parking lot, just a full size constant distribution center.
It’s coming eventually with the big stores.

Yep I don't doubt it . The funny thing about this thread reminds me of the people that go to the Mall and drive around for 20 min looking for a parking spot closest to the entrance to the mall . Of course they could have parked 50 to 100 ft away from where they ended up parking but didn't want to walk that far . Yet they go in the mall and walk 3 miles . Same mentality here .

 

[CLdrinker]

Bigbore's parking process (why my wife hates going places with me)

This is a multi-step success plan. Do not skip steps!

1. Survey the lot upon arrival and find the high point. All parking lots are sloped for drainage. You wanna park at the "peak", and not in a "valley". Risk Mitigated - Loose cart from a lazy bones rolling, catching speed, and smashing your truck. Risk #2 Mitigated - in the event of wind, you are less likely to be smashed by a blown cart, as it must overcome gravity and travel up hill toward your truck.

2. Review area surrounding proposed parking spot - Is it congested? Is there a shitbox next to said proposed spot? Either look for a spot that is surrounded by a plethora of empty spaces, or that is right next to another anal guy who's truck appears well kept - leave extra distance to anal guys truck of course. The ultimate spot will have a concrete island on one side, offering a 30% risk reduction. Bonus points for a sidewalk behind the spot, which offers a 20% further risk reduction to being hit from behind (assuming you backed your truck in....cause that's how men park)​

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3. Remove the errant cart(s) that are within 50'-75' of your new parking spot. If your lucky, there is only one and you push that one into the store to do your shopping. If there is more than 2-3, you wouldn't have parked there in the first place and you are most likely in a LOW AREA and you didn't follow directions (see item #1....)​

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4. Check your six - as you walk away, be sure to look behind you a few times. You may see an unapproved vehicle pulling in next to you, and you can watch to see if they hammer your truck with their door.​

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5. Hit door lock 3-5 times to ensure your doors are locked AF and everyone knows it​

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6. Continue walking to store, probably 500' or more. If your closer than that you are most likely in a dangerous spot. Re-assess your lazy life and re-read item #2.​

Are we related?

 

[Runs2rch]

Are we related?

Guilty also haha

 

[was thatguy]

Yep I don't doubt it . The funny thing about this thread reminds me of the people that go to the Mall and drive around for 20 min looking for a parking spot closest to the entrance to the mall . Of course they could have parked 50 to 100 ft away from where they ended up parking but didn't want to walk that far . Yet they go in the mall and walk 3 miles . Same mentality here .

And complain about the door dings.

 

[pull-on]

Geezus. The first day of spring is this Sunday. Winters over.

Go get your damn boats ready, if you haven't already.

 

[DRYHEAT]

Dude that’s not nice.. not necessary either.

The hatred for the gravitationally challenged is real!

 

[Runs2rch]

So has said member been excommunicado from Rdp yet?

 

[Bobby V]

Problem solved Lazy Bones.

 

[DRYHEAT]

Problem solved Lazy Bones.

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I want to see that cart narc encounter.

 

[The Prisoner]

New RDP shirt??

 

[Laguna]

Bullshit.
He’s a total douche bag.
A crusader looking to cash in on you tube hits by fuckibg with people and their vehicles.

And again don't be a douchebag and put your cart away and this wouldn't be a conversation. Would rather him doing this then my car getting 2k in damage again.

 

[Laguna]

I am not gonna be dragged into any argument. I understand what you are saying but.....the guy is a douche. He talks with different accents and everything else. Douche

And if people put there carts away it wouldn't be a conversation.

 

[HCP3]

Will the next call out thread be about people who do, or don't bring grocery bags from home to shop with?

 

[was thatguy]

Will the next call out thread be about people who don't bring grocery bags from home to shop with?

They’re the worst!!!

Oh wait…I stopped doing that when I left Kommiefornistan….never mind.

 

[was thatguy]

And again don't be a douchebag and put your cart away and this wouldn't be a conversation. Would rather him doing this then my car getting 2k in damage again.

Got it.
Damage to a car from the magnet slinger is appropriate and acceptable.

 

[Badchoices03]

Will the next call out thread be about people who don't bring grocery bags from home to shop with?

I'll start....I hate when people bring their bags from home, I don't know what kind of sick diseases you have at your house and I don't want the bagger touching your bags that you have used 55 times already and then touching mine next...pay for new bags cheapskate!

 

[DILLIGAF]

And if people put there carts away it wouldn't be a conversation.

Ok then. Lol

 

[was thatguy]

I'll start....I hate when people bring their bags from home, I don't know what kind of sick diseases you have at your house and I don't want the bagger touching your bags that you have used 55 times already and then touching mine next...pay for new bags cheapskate!

I don’t know how she got them, but back in Vacaville after the bag law went in place Deb had an entire bale of new Walmart plastic bags in her Camry.
I’d peel new ones off everytime I went to the store. Those things lasted forever I swear.

 

[Heylam]

Dude that’s not nice.. not necessary either.

Sorry, no patience for lazy entitled assholes.

 

[Kachina26]

I'll start....I hate when people bring their bags from home, I don't know what kind of sick diseases you have at your house and I don't want the bagger touching your bags that you have used 55 times already and then touching mine next...pay for new bags cheapskate!

As I see it, I already paid for the bag. Prices didn't go down when they passed that law, so now I'm paying for the bags and not getting a bag. I make sure the bags I bring are nasty as fuck.

 

[TrollerDave]

I don’t know how she got them, but back in Vacaville after the bag law went in place Deb had an entire bale of new Walmart plastic bags in her Camry.
I’d peel new ones off everytime I went to the store. Those things lasted forever I swear.

She would gather the carts, bring them to the front of the store, and make the exchange with the cart wrangler.

 

[hallett21]

@RiverDave what have you done lmao

 

[DRYHEAT]

For the record I have always parked in the north 40 and returned the cart because I hate door dings, but some of you sound completely unhinged.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Not the popular opinion on the bag thing but if I can help the Pacific garbage patch from getting bigger I'm gonna do it.

That said my wife has started buying reusable ziplock bags and that's were I draw the god damn line. I hate dishes as it is but trying to wash these stupid things is the bane of my fucking existence.

 

[500bbc]

Ahi

Not the popular opinion on the bag thing but if I can help the Pacific garbage patch from getting bigger I'm gonna do it.
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That said my wife has started buying reusable ziplock bags and that's were I draw the god damn line. I hate dishes as it is but trying to wash these stupid things is the bane of my fucking existence.

Ahh, the mythical Pacific gyre. Anchored by shopping carts galore.

 

[4Waters]

Sorry, no patience for lazy entitled assholes.

 

[4Waters]

Seems to me your time isn't worth much or you would have more money. Your logic is the definition of delusion. LOL


I wonder what the body fat percentage is to those who return carts and those who don't.

Wow, you just insulted a lot of people on RDP that work their ass off are not lazy and are still big people, and you think not putting a shopping cart back is a dick move, you are a fucking cocksucker.

 

[shintoooo]

I bet that guy is wiping his ass with that RDP shirt after he read this thread.

 

[Happy Smitty]

Today I went to Safeway. I returned my cart and had a fantasy of everyone here giving me a high five with confetti and fireworks going off in the background.

 

[DRYHEAT]

The guys that get plastic off the beech and make bracelets should buy a boat and go after that.

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Not the popular opinion on the bag thing but if I can help the Pacific garbage patch from getting bigger I'm gonna do it.

That said my wife has started buying reusable ziplock bags and that's were I draw the god damn line. I hate dishes as it is but trying to wash these stupid things is the bane of my fucking existence.