When a hooker steals. in your home..... and then the Response options

[HubbaHubbaLife]

We are headed to Rosarita Beach hotel soon then hitting the town. Amazing day down here. You hitting the town tonight? Need to meet the mayor of this town!!

Im up waiting on my stripper to arrive baby. Full oon we goin vampire style . I'll PM my digits

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

We are headed to Rosarita Beach hotel soon then hitting the town. Amazing day down here. You hitting the town tonight? Need to meet the mayor of this town!!

Tried but this site cn be lame so... 949-689-5392... might carve off a stop by Hotel manana if ya like. Just holler

 

[Willie B]

We are headed to Rosarita Beach hotel soon then hitting the town. Amazing day down here. You hitting the town tonight? Need to meet the mayor of this town!!

… if you hook up with the mayor post some pics… I wonder if the towns people actually know that he is the mayor to be ???…

 

[wet hull]

Tried but this site cn be lame so... 949-689-5392... might carve off a stop by Hotel manana if ya like. Just holler

We had a pretty wild night last night. My buddy wandered from coco beach and landed at a strip club, fell in love Not sure our plan today/ tonight. Chilling at condo for now. I will hit your cell later when we land on something.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Its been almost a solid month on this thread and a few guys are still hanging in so thought I'd pop a shot on.... Our girl readying to hit a club named "Chicago" Im not a titty bar aficionado but I think she said in TJ. Things are moving nicely... no more thefts or lost livers/ kidneys. I even stopped all money flow these last 3 days together.... she brings her own weed and even began paying for her Ubers. I will only say I have been wearing out my Cialis supply and there's plenty more where that came from.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

I guess its safe to say older white guys do still have a place in society; albeit a reduced place.

 

[Willie B]

Its been almost a solid month on this thread and a few guys are still hanging in so thought I'd pop a shot on.... Our girl readying to hit a club named "Chicago" Im not a titty bar aficionado but I think she said in TJ. Things are moving nicely... no more thefts or lost livers/ kidneys. I even stopped all money flow these last 3 days together.... she brings her own weed and even began paying for her Ubers. I will only say I have been wearing out my Cialis supply and there's plenty more where that came from.
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…She has a very lovely back…

… Porsche Cayenne chick just stopped by because I’ve been sick for the last couple of days and she brought me goodies… …..had to explain to her… That the vibe she puts off… the energy she emits … well, it gives me a woody… instead of her saying take me, I’m yours… She said oh I’m sorry…
… but we did have a nice hour and a half long conversation with her sitting on my bed…… you can tell that my skills with women are not all that great…

… could you try and get some advice for me from your new girlfriend???..

 

[n2otoofast4u]

Its been almost a solid month on this thread and a few guys are still hanging in so thought I'd pop a shot on.... Our girl readying to hit a club named "Chicago" Im not a titty bar aficionado but I think she said in TJ. Things are moving nicely... no more thefts or lost livers/ kidneys. I even stopped all money flow these last 3 days together.... she brings her own weed and even began paying for her Ubers. I will only say I have been wearing out my Cialis supply and there's plenty more where that came from.
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You’re the man!

 

[17 10 Flat]

I think we should all give Hubba an atta boy, here he is saving this young girl from a life on the streets. Standing on a corner holding up a piece of cardboard saying I’m hungry pls help.

Hubba opens up his home to her so she has a warm safe environment to share. Nice facilities for hygiene, comfortable bed to keep warm in, Hubba helps what a guy

His new guest even helps him kick the nicotine habit by discarding devices used for ingestion of nicotine.

If she was only dependent he could claim her on his income tax….win win

So a round of applause for Hubba.

 

[bonesfab]

Giving the rest of us aging white guys hope

 

[Taboma]

Its been almost a solid month on this thread and a few guys are still hanging in so thought I'd pop a shot on.... Our girl readying to hit a club named "Chicago" Im not a titty bar aficionado but I think she said in TJ. Things are moving nicely... no more thefts or lost livers/ kidneys. I even stopped all money flow these last 3 days together.... she brings her own weed and even began paying for her Ubers. I will only say I have been wearing out my Cialis supply and there's plenty more where that came from.
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Wow, the Chicago Club is still alive and well in TJ ???????? Used to hang there in the later 60's, or would stop there on the way down to surf the K's.
I think it was around '68 being the last time my buddy and I hauled ass out of there, passing the federales rushing in. All hell broke out from beer bottle throwing riot that erupted when all the dancers stood on stage defiantly refusing to dance because some asshole offended one of them.
Next thing we knew bottles were smashing the walls and it was clearly time to vacate the premises. Not sure what happened after the federales stormed in and never went back to find out.

 

[DLC]

Its been almost a solid month on this thread and a few guys are still hanging in so thought I'd pop a shot on.... Our girl readying to hit a club named "Chicago" Im not a titty bar aficionado but I think she said in TJ. Things are moving nicely... no more thefts or lost livers/ kidneys. I even stopped all money flow these last 3 days together.... she brings her own weed and even began paying for her Ubers. I will only say I have been wearing out my Cialis supply and there's plenty more where that came from.
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You need a new over the shitter shelf organizer its all rusty…..

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

You need a new over the shitter shelf organizer its all rusty…..

Welcome to Mexico buddy... came with unit.... nothing gets by RDPers designer furniture critiques

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Wow, the Chicago Club is still alive and well in TJ ???????? Used to hang there in the later 60's, or would stop there on the way down to surf the K's.
I think it was around '68 being the last time my buddy and I hauled ass out of there, passing the federales rushing in. All hell broke out from beer bottle throwing riot that erupted when all the dancers stood on stage defiantly refusing to dance because some asshole offended one of them.
Next thing we knew bottles were smashing the walls and it was clearly time to vacate the premises. Not sure what happened after the federales stormed in and never went back to find out.

Damn now THATS a TJ story! I Googled it outta curiousity..... dang oen 24 hours, well that explains her vampire lifestyle and heading to work so late ha. Chicagos definitely looks to be along the Hong Kong quality as opposed to our lil BaddaBing local club. https://chicagoclubtijuana.com/home/

 

[Backlash]

Keep this going @HubbaHubbaLife

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

…She has a very lovely back…

… Porsche Cayenne chick just stopped by because I’ve been sick for the last couple of days and she brought me goodies… …..had to explain to her… That the vibe she puts off… the energy she emits … well, it gives me a woody… instead of her saying take me, I’m yours… She said oh I’m sorry…
… but we did have a nice hour and a half long conversation with her sitting on my bed…… you can tell that my skills with women are not all that great…

… could you try and get some advice for me from your new girlfriend???..

Naw buddy, you fine and my stripper doesn't speak english.... and I mean any english whatsoever. Perhaps that might be my first piece of advice.... go find a non english speaking gal.... any language but english. I don't have to make shitty small talk.... I just reach for my Google app translator whenever I wanna say something, lol. She wants to learn some english so that will most likely be the end of us.
In all seriousness a second piece of advice since you asked..... never spend time wasted on anyone who doesn't have reciprocal attraction to you. Always gotta have the Ying/ Yang thing with balance. You may recall earlier in the thread there was a much more attractive stripper in my sights named Rosie. She didn't seem to send that proper energy towards me though I was quite direct in my attraction. She was all business. Thus Angel got the business. Never chase a Rosie.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

I think we should all give Hubba an atta boy, here he is saving this young girl from a life on the streets. Standing on a corner holding up a piece of cardboard saying I’m hungry pls help.

Hubba opens up his home to her so she has a warm safe environment to share. Nice facilities for hygiene, comfortable bed to keep warm in, Hubba helps what a guy

His new guest even helps him kick the nicotine habit by discarding devices used for ingestion of nicotine.

If she was only dependent he could claim her on his income tax….win win

So a round of applause for Hubba.

Thanks my man.... I get the humor in that and appreciate the sentiment as well. I seem to be smoking more cigs than ever down here though know not why.... maybe just the overall increase in partying in general. Its still only my first 6 months here so it'll settle in time. Angel might surprise us all in the end. She attends Dermatology college and I am begining to sense a need to do all this dancing due to a financial demand from her family. I lived in Corona del Mar for 30 years so have experienced what our most significant gold digger chicks are capable of. But its early in the process here and Im not asking questions so she doesn't get idea she'll be rescued. The manager at BaddaBing told me she's only been with him a month or two and most girls cycle through leaving constantly. She seems to like hanging at my crib.... my buddy dropped her off one night and said she lives in a sketchy part of TJ so her desire to hang here in between shifts makes sense.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Keep this going @HubbaHubbaLife

Cool, as long as its an informative benefit and fun for some guys why not. I think most of the douches have dropped off so we'll just take the good dudes who get all this forward. I'm down. Sharing is caring....

 

[TrollerDave]

You need a new over the shitter shelf organizer its all rusty…..

But you’re not wrong.

 

[17 10 Flat]

Thanks my man.... I get the humor in that and appreciate the sentiment as well. I seem to be smoking more cigs than ever down here though know not why.... maybe just the overall increase in partying in general. Its still only my first 6 months here so it'll settle in time. Angel might surprise us all in the end. She attends Dermatology college and I am begining to sense a need to do all this dancing due to a financial demand from her family. I lived in Corona del Mar for 30 years so have experienced what our most significant gold digger chicks are capable of. But its early in the process here and Im not asking questions so she doesn't get idea she'll be rescued. The manager at BaddaBing told me she's only been with him a month or two and most girls cycle through leaving constantly. She seems to like hanging at my crib.... my buddy dropped her off one night and said she lives in a sketchy part of TJ so her desire to hang here in between shifts makes sense.
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Sounds like she wants a life away from dancing.

Possibly seeing how there folks live will add some incentive.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Sounds like she wants a life away from dancing.

Possibly seeing how there folks live will add some incentive.

Wrong Wrong Wrong

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Everybody needs a stripper Hippie Stoner in their lives

 

[17 10 Flat]

Wrong Wrong Wrong

LOL....

 

[Taboma]

Damn now THATS a TJ story! I Googled it outta curiousity..... dang oen 24 hours, well that explains her vampire lifestyle and heading to work so late ha. Chicagos definitely looks to be along the Hong Kong quality as opposed to our lil BaddaBing local club. https://chicagoclubtijuana.com/home/

Got another involving a TJ Cab Driver, White crosses, whore house, outskirts of town, giants for bouncers, kinda TJ story too, but hard to tell that one feigning innocence broadcasting over the WWW

 

[caribbean20]

“I've traveled the world . . . and most other cultures view sex very differently than the USA. We are the most highly repressed sexual culture I've yet to encounter.”

So true. Funny story about when we lived in Hong Kong. All of the expats and wealthy Hong Kongers have live-in Pilipino maids.

When one of my predecessors first arrived, his wife interviewed the maids. As she was interviewing one who made it to the last stage of the process, the young prospective hire asked, “so in addition to my regular salary, how much is the headache pay?” The wife asked “what do you mean by “headache pay?” The prospective maid said, “you know, when you have a headache, and I have to step up and take one for the team.”

The wife was floored and interview terminated . That story was legendary over there.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

So true. Funny story about when we lived in Hong Kong. All of the expats and wealthy Hong Kongers have live-in Pilipino maids.

When one of my predecessors first arrived, his wife interviewed the maids. As she was interviewing one who made it to the last stage of the process, the young prospective hire asked, “so in addition to my regular salary, how much is the headache pay?” The wife asked “what do you mean by “headache pay?” The prospective maid said, “you know, when you have a headache, and I have to step up and take one for the team.”

The wife was floored and interview terminated . That story was legendary over there.

Good one. I have a Huntington Beach buddy who was work based setting up call centers in Trinidad and then Phiilipines... 5 years each ..... he's a ladies man; 45 6'6" good looking and personality. he came back to OC beaches a changed guy. He is all about the little brown international gals now.... but the minute they back talk that US shit he bails.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Sounds like she wants a life away from dancing.

Possibly seeing how there folks live will add some incentive.

I doubt any of em dance because they want to, right.....drunk guys sticking fingers in em every night aint no beach... mines got some dead eye look every once in a while so its getting to her.

 

[LakeMeadLavey]

Everybody needs a stripper Hippie Stoner in their lives

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Damn Hubba by the looks of her knees you have been putting in some work Keep sharing a few of us are living vicariously through you!

 

[jetboatperformance]

Good one. I have a Huntington Beach buddy who was work based setting up call centers in Trinidad and then Phiilipines... 5 years each ..... he's a ladies man; 45 6'6" good looking and personality. he came back to OC beaches a changed guy. He is all about the little brown international gals now.... but the minute they back talk that US shit he bails.

A friend/customer of mine from Alberta Goes to the Philippians and Taiwan etc frequently He too loves the little "Brown Girls" He met one a few years back , brought her back things went well till about 6 months ago when He woke to her standing over him with a kitchen knife . She tried to stab him but missed , She got the mattress a few times RCMP took her away . Just read a post from Him Hes back "shopping" again over there

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Damn Hubba by the looks of her knees you have been putting in some work Keep sharing a few of us are living vicariously through you!

Yup noticed those new bruises when she came over that day... we were going through the story on each tatoo on her legs and I saw em.... she says she fell hard off the pole night before ha. Corse she has a fast answer for everything... like where'd my weed pen go.... so I don't do the questioning male thing... ever....

 

[Willie B]

Naw buddy, you fine and my stripper doesn't speak english.... and I mean any english whatsoever. Perhaps that might be my first piece of advice.... go find a non english speaking gal.... any language but english. I don't have to make shitty small talk.... I just reach for my Google app translator whenever I wanna say something, lol. She wants to learn some english so that will most likely be the end of us.
In all seriousness a second piece of advice since you asked..... never spend time wasted on anyone who doesn't have reciprocal attraction to you. Always gotta have the Ying/ Yang thing with balance. You may recall earlier in the thread there was a much more attractive stripper in my sights named Rosie. She didn't seem to send that proper energy towards me though I was quite direct in my attraction. She was all business. Thus Angel got the business. Never chase a Rosie.

… in truth, not really chasing her now… I have actually known her since 1980 or so… A brief encounter at her sisters, in Sherman Oaks… I really need her in the picture now though… As she is my information source regarding her sister…my old girlfriends… health status …regarding her three brain surgeries…
… I am so hobbled up… It’s really pointless to be chasing anybody… but if the Porsche Cayenne cowgirl wants to ride me like a mule… I’m in… never needed Viagra or Cialis before… But I might now???…
… I speak enough Spanish to communicate with non-English speaking, Hispanic girls… but when you get stuck trying to make a point… It could get awkward… And I have never used babble or whatever that app is???…

.., there is a Filipino lady.., who is very attractive and left me food on New Year’s that I could lure in … but she is too smart and speaks too much English…

.., I am really enjoying your ride… Keep it all going… keeps me thinking about the 52 women I have slept with

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

A friend/customer of mine from Alberta Goes to the Philippians and Taiwan etc frequently He too loves the little "Brown Girls" He met one a few years back , brought her back things went well till about 6 months ago when He woke to her standing over him with a kitchen knife . She tried to stab him but missed , She got the mattress a few times RCMP took her away . Just read a post from Him Hes back "shopping" again over there

Fuck sake.... she sounds like a winner. Glad he survived

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

… in truth, not really chasing her now… I have actually known her since 1980 or so… A brief encounter at her sisters, in Sherman Oaks… I really need her in the picture now though… As she is my information source regarding her sister…my old girlfriends… health status …regarding her three brain surgeries…
… I am so hobbled up… It’s really pointless to be chasing anybody… but if the Porsche Cayenne cowgirl wants to ride me like a mule… I’m in… never needed Viagra or Cialis before… But I might now???…
… I speak enough Spanish to communicate with non-English speaking, Hispanic girls… but when you get stuck trying to make a point… It could get awkward… And I have never used babble or whatever that app is???…

.., there is a Filipino lady.., who is very attractive and left me food on New Year’s that I could lure in … but she is too smart and speaks too much English…

.., I am really enjoying your ride… Keep it all going… keeps me thinking about the 52 women I have slept with

The hot young girls actually buy their guys dick medicine ..... its a thing. Every guy says he doesn't need it till he tries them. This aint the forum to talk that subject though.... we all pay cash for boats, cars and houses on RDP

 

[jetboatperformance]

The hot young girls actually buy their guys dick medicine ..... its a thing. Every guy says he doesn't need it till he tries them. This aint the forum to talk that subject though.... we all pay cash for boats, cars and houses on RDP

The Cialis is the Shizzle your right and most don't realize all the benefits PLUS It helps with Hypertension

 

[17 10 Flat]

I doubt any of em dance because they want to, right.....drunk guys sticking fingers in em every night aint no beach... mines got some dead eye look every once in a while so its getting to her.

You had mentioned in an earlier post your roommate taking dermatology classes, made me think she wants something else. But I've been wrong before and often.....

 

[clarence]

Funny story

A lot of guys in Saudi ended up with little brown girls.

 

[Boatymcboatface]

 

[bonesfab]

Everybody needs a stripper Hippie Stoner in their lives

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Looks like she got some D S L’s.
Dope
Smoking
Lips.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

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Naw brau.... just play James Browns, Its a Mans World... you be just fine.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Looks like she got some D S L’s.
Dope
Smoking
Lips.

Man she loads that pipe and wraps those things on tip and I'm tearing shorts off in livingroom.

 

[Willie B]

Everybody needs a stripper Hippie Stoner in their lives

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… had one in my living room, Patty maybe two years ago myself… her… neighbor girl..,, the judge …neighbor, girls, …aunt…and Blanca(wow)… tequila shots with lemon and salt… Patty the stripper girl only stayed about three hours as she had to go to work… but a fun time was had by all…

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

… had one in my living room, Patty maybe two years ago myself… her… neighbor girl..,, the judge …neighbor, girls, …aunt…and Blanca(wow)… tequila shots with lemon and salt… Patty the stripper girl only stayed about three hours as she had to go to work… but a fun time was had by all…

Thattaboy

 

[lbhsbz]

Got another involving a TJ Cab Driver, White crosses, whore house, outskirts of town, giants for bouncers, kinda TJ story too, but hard to tell that one feigning innocence broadcasting over the WWW

I've got my own share of stories from Mexico....one involving the wife of a Federale officer....twice in one night lol. He was not amused

 

[dread Pirate]

Anyone remember the punk rock club Iguanas in TJ? Had a couple interesting walks across the border after those shows.

 

[dirtslinger2]

Anyone remember the punk rock club Iguanas in TJ? Had a couple interesting walks across the border after those shows.

Oh yeah, seen a couple good bands there back in the late 80's early 90's.

 

[Taboma]

I've got my own share of stories from Mexico....one involving the wife of a Federale officer....twice in one night lol. He was not amused

Damn, now that there's braggin rights.

I f*cked a fat gringo chick at San Miguel camp ground when drunk one night, then had to pay off a cop who was going to bust me when I tried to puff a fatty afterwards to ease the pain of the reality of what I'd just done. So yeah, that's close to getting screwed twice

 

[Willie B]

Damn, now that there's braggin rights.

I f*cked a fat gringo chick at San Miguel camp ground when drunk one night, then had to pay off a cop who was going to bust me when I tried to puff a fatty afterwards to ease the pain of the reality of what I'd just done. So yeah, that's close to getting screwed twice

… oh, no, …One night in San Philipe with my Newport Beach girlfriend… I had gone into town for some thing… I can’t remember what but I ran into a chick… A pretty decent looking chick… had a conversation and she ended up telling me most girls come down here to get laid on the beach… She tried to talk me down to her beach camp… And it was all I could do to get away from her… Could’ve been twice in one night …the second one being a severe beating given to me by my girlfriend …

 

[NicPaus]

Anyone remember the punk rock club Iguanas in TJ? Had a couple interesting walks across the border after those shows.

Yeah. I was a regular down there from 18-20. Buckets was another 1. Got VIP treatment at several.

Lots of great memories. We would party locally and when TPD would shut us down we would pile in my Asto van and shoot down there..

One I will never forget. We had ate some I had they were like 3-4 grams each. We ended up at buckets that night and were having a good Ole time. Next thing you know our Buddy is on stage rapping. We were dieing laughing. I can say it was not the best choice to eat them and end up in TJ. Lol


On my 20th Birthday we were down there partying. I had 5 Girls I hung with at the time. They took me to the strip club for my Birthday. All I remember was waking up next to one of them asking what the fuck happened to my boxers. Just the elastic band was left on my waist. She said they had me on stage and tore them off.

 

[lbhsbz]

Damn, now that there's braggin rights.

I f*cked a fat gringo chick at San Miguel camp ground when drunk one night, then had to pay off a cop who was going to bust me when I tried to puff a fatty afterwards to ease the pain of the reality of what I'd just done. So yeah, that's close to getting screwed twice

To the best of my recollection...lol....

We were racing in Tecate...staying at this old winery that had been converted into sort of a hotel. A fellow racer (mexican national) lived in Tecate and was kind of a someone down there....and he told us he was taking us out to dinner that night. We ended up a sushi place....I learned that mexican sushi is cured fish, not sushi. So we found a Taco stand and ate there instead. He took us home and we were bored so we decided to go find a titty bar...which there aren't any of in Tecate, so we made our way to TJ and went to Bolero's....a place we know and love. At some point we left there and driving back into Tecate saw a couple hookers standing on the street in front of what looked like a titty bar, so we decided to stop and check it out. Got about one foot in the front door and high tailed it the fuck out...wrong kind of strip club. The "girls" on the street were laughing as we ran back to the truck....told us we were probably looking for the the club in the back, so we gingerly made our way back there. At least this one had real girls, but it smelled like urinal mints and the girls could have wrastled our truck and won, so we left....ended up pulling up next to our sushi buddy at a red light, who told us to follow him to this other bar.

Now, I've been seeing out of one eye for about 2 or so hours at this point...

We walked in and I sat down next to this absolutely stunning woman (seen with my one open eye) and proceeded to start hitting on her, since she was all alone. A few minutes later she was sitting on my lap, and a bit later she got up and was dragging me off to a "private room"....I probably should have been concerned but I was fucked up like a football bat and didn't care since it seemed like I had have chance of getting laid.....until her husband showed up and flashed his badge. I thanked him for his service, grabbed his wife's hand and kept on walking...but not very far before I was on my ass....lol. Then about 4 more guys in uniform showed up to escort me out the bar. I was standing there while all my buddies were trying to convince the federales not to kick my ass or kill me or whatever, and realized I hadn't had a drink in a minute, so I snuck back in the bar and sat down right back next to this chick....ordered us a couple drinks, and soon enough she was right back on my lap and we were making out.

The rest of the night is pretty foggy but I remember being hurled into the back of my own truck, and then someone driving off in said truck. Luckily, it happened to be the guy I raced with and showed up with. Then all of a sudden we stopped and I musta got up to see what was going on. We were at the guard shack at the hotel, the gate was closed and the guard was having a siesta, so (I'm told) I jumped outta the truck and kicked the gate down so we could get to our room and go to sleep. It was a long night and I was tired lol.

Someone knocked on Jason's door at 6AM demanding $60 to fix the gate that he broke lol.

We won the next day

 

[Willie B]

… there are some really great stories in this thread… Yeah, I’ll have to try to remember some of my buddies stories, which are true classics..: