When a hooker steals. in your home..... and then the Response options

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Mine doesn't, I couldn't deal with a 20 something year old

Its easier when they don't speak your language... but Im sure they'll be hiccups.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Fuck Yea, sold some things a few years ago and slowed my roll some, took a breather.
This motivates me to get it going again.

Jump in... or simply dip a toe ... the waters great

 

[poncho]

I am the least judgmental person on this site, if your having a good time then so be it.

 

[4Waters]

Its easier when they don't speak your language... but Im sure they'll be hiccups.

True. Do you know how to say anal in Spanish?

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

True. Do you know how to say anal in Spanish?

Ahem..... not sure what it is about all the anal sex happening in a certain age group but she instinctively raises that money maker for the hole shot. Im like damn, I usually have to be pissed at em to do that .... and we used to have to beg, plead and borrow to get in there.....you can park your rig in some of these butts nowadays.

 

[4Waters]

Ahem..... not sure what it is about all the anal sex happening in a certain age group but she instinctively raises that money maker for the hole shot. Im like damn, I usually have to be pissed at em to do that .... and we used to have to beg, plead and borrow to get in there.....you can park your rig in some of these butts nowadays.

So yes you do

 

[rivermobster]

I am the least judgmental person on this site, if your having a good time then so be it.

Amen.

 

[Willie B]

Yours doesn't? Boring

… lol……your post has me laughing my ass off… folks need to remember we are living vicariously here…

 

[Willie B]

True. Do you know how to say anal in Spanish?

… I think it is… el butt hole ado…

 

[RiverDave]

Maybe RiverDave thinks all of our lives revolve around 20yr old Mexican strippers

Not at all.. anybody can live life a million different ways. This guy is actually out living his. I don’t understand the people that have the overwhelming compulsion to either be negative about it.. try and lecture about something they know nothing about.. or inject humor at another attempt at judgement.

Just by the guys posts it’s very obvious it isn’t this guys first rodeo. He knows exactly what he’s doing and having a good time doing it.

RD

 

[RiverDave]

Sorry creepy

lol why is this creepy? There’s nothing creepy about any of it. Guys out having fun with beautiful young women. It’s pretty much every single guys dream?

 

[RiverDave]

Ahem..... not sure what it is about all the anal sex happening in a certain age group but she instinctively raises that money maker for the hole shot. Im like damn, I usually have to be pissed at em to do that .... and we used to have to beg, plead and borrow to get in there.....you can park your rig in some of these butts nowadays.

While I am 100% supportive of your efforts to enjoy life.. let’s try and remember this isn’t penthouse letters..

 

[Taboma]

We need some pics to help us along fellas....Speaking of sisters, there's no way these two are but thats what my girl tells me so who cares. Noelia is around 5'10" and mine in maybe 5'4". They arrived from work around 2am which means Tuedays at a titty bar in Rosarito are dead. They took two choc magic bar bites and crashed and we woke up to sunshine on the patio around 10. I need to get a pic of them half naked lounging next time but didn't wanna be that asshole on this perfect day. They have enough guys stalking em each night I'm sure. My place is their escape. We grabbed some food down the block and I took this pic.... sister girl has some dead eyes for sure and these girls are only 25. Some may think its the hooker lifestyle but be mindful they've only been at it a matter of months.... what you see in that girl I think is poverty eyes... they are from TJ and they live in a shit neighborhood [Im told] Sister girl just got fired from Amazon and my girl is supporting her family and going to dermatology college while dancing, fucking, etc.... These women down here don't seem to possess that fake happy face that even broke ass USA gals do so well. I see smiles and eyes brighten when I catch my girls eye but I also see a weary exhausted and hopeless expression from time to time. Its a tough life here no denying .... and what is a life without hope?

This is us catching a bite down the block.... bet those eyes have seen some shit right. Thats her happy and fed look. Dont give her a knife. My gals the cutie and always tells me yes with her look. How cool is a chick who walks 2 blocks to a food joint in a onesy View attachment 1341433
I love taking a picture of someone when they aren't aware...... she's looking out the kitchen window at huge waves crashing on the cliff
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Your sharing the story told in their eyes reminded me of this Dan Roberts Song -----
Anglelina Dance

 

[cofooter]

lol why is this creepy? There’s nothing creepy about any of it. Guys out having fun with beautiful young women. It’s pretty much every single guys dream?

Well........ maybe if she had a boat....... haha, rock on Hubba!

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

So yes you do

Not fluently but Im willing to learn.... can you play anal hard to get

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

lol why is this creepy? There’s nothing creepy about any of it. Guys out having fun with beautiful young women. It’s pretty much every single guys dream?

Somebody used that word on my thread? Shit I missed that.... Banished.... hate that word ... only used by PC clowns

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

lol why is this creepy? There’s nothing creepy about any of it. Guys out having fun with beautiful young women. It’s pretty much every single guys dream?

Did you say "Single Guys Dream?"

 

[Badchoices03]

I am all for Hubba living his best life....what I find strange is that there are people on here that act surprised that a successful American living in Mexico is getting attention from young Mexican strippers....

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

I am all for Hubba living his best life....what I find strange is that there are people on here that act surprised that a successful American living in Mexico is getting attention from young Mexican strippers....

I'll disagree somewhat with this statement if you don't mind. Seems like the fellas are seeing it through clear eyes to me. Everbodies on same page now pretty much as all the "others" have drifted or lost interest in thread. As far as me being successful or appearing as such; Thats a great point.... my goal and my trusted advisors counciled me prior to this move and suggested I appear at most as average prosperous and I've done so I think. Old beater truck and no watch or flash and I'm old as fuck. Only mixed message is the apartment I rented which is pretty bomb and unfortunately that wasn't a compromise I was willing to make. So they do see that and if she/ they are living in poverty well.... She did something new yesterday.... said she was exhausted and didn't want to go to work. She asked if I was willing to pay her for her time. So now we're into new territory. I am explaining to her I never would do such a thing. This will be where the rubber meets the road and I've been waiting for it. More to come... stay tuned

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

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[rivermobster]

I'll disagree somewhat with this statement if you don't mind. Seems like the fellas are seeing it through clear eyes to me. Everbodies on same page now pretty much as all the "others" have drifted or lost interest in thread. As far as me being successful or appearing as such; Thats a great point.... my goal and my trusted advisors counciled me prior to this move and suggested I appear at most as average prosperous and I've done so I think. Old beater truck and no watch or flash and I'm old as fuck. Only mixed message is the apartment I rented which is pretty bomb and unfortunately that wasn't a compromise I was willing to make. So they do see that and if she/ they are living in poverty well.... She did something new yesterday.... said she was exhausted and didn't want to go to work. She asked if I was willing to pay her for her time. So now we're into new territory. I am explaining to her I never would do such a thing. This will be where the rubber meets the road and I've been waiting for it. More to come... stay tuned

I'm gonna Guess you Knew this day was coming??

I'm just wondering which one of the two of you planned it!

 

[17 10 Flat]

I'll disagree somewhat with this statement if you don't mind. Seems like the fellas are seeing it through clear eyes to me. Everbodies on same page now pretty much as all the "others" have drifted or lost interest in thread. As far as me being successful or appearing as such; Thats a great point.... my goal and my trusted advisors counciled me prior to this move and suggested I appear at most as average prosperous and I've done so I think. Old beater truck and no watch or flash and I'm old as fuck. Only mixed message is the apartment I rented which is pretty bomb and unfortunately that wasn't a compromise I was willing to make. So they do see that and if she/ they are living in poverty well.... She did something new yesterday.... said she was exhausted and didn't want to go to work. She asked if I was willing to pay her for her time. So now we're into new territory. I am explaining to her I never would do such a thing. This will be where the rubber meets the road and I've been waiting for it. More to come... stay tuned

Knowing where she works and where you live this request would make me start paying more attention. Not to her.but your surroundings. Hope it turns out all good. Been enjoying the posts in this thread.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

I'm gonna Guess you Knew this day was coming??

I'm just wondering which one of the two of you planned it!

Ah yes.... that is a magnificent post. Neither of us will ever know cause we both are hustlers in this endevour. One just blinked. Next we learned what is the value of our association since there will be no cash exchanged associated directly for sex. I have however in my past supported girls ... afterall, I lived in Corona del Mar for many years and its far too expensive for lower incomed existence so the gals in Mastro etc are all hustlers. I just don't participate in the street level stuff. This is a very unsophisticated approach obviously.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Knowing where she works and where you live this request would make me start paying more attention. Not to her.but your surroundings. Hope it turns out all good. Been enjoying the posts in this thread.

Thanks... I selected a highly secure building/ apt for just such occasions. Cameras everywhere and fingerprint access only. No street access whatsoever so no boyfriends, pimps etc.....

 

[wet hull]

Thanks... I selected a highly secure building/ apt for just such occasions. Cameras everywhere and fingerprint access only. No street access whatsoever so no boyfriends, pimps etc.....

The secure buildings make life so much easier down there. Gaurds know you and who can and can't come. Keep them happy with tacos and cervesa and they got your back. That's how is works at Club Marena where we stay. For the streets, just borrow a busted ass chijauwa and walk around. They will assume poor gringo.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

The secure buildings make life so much easier down there. Gaurds know you and who can and can't come. Keep them happy with tacos and cervesa and they got your back. That's how is works at Club Marena where we stay. For the streets, just borrow a busted ass chijauwa and walk around. They will assume poor gringo.

Yep, obviously a target down here.... not that a rich dude aint a target everywhere be it a Newport Beach foreign or local investment group, get rich quick scammers or gold diggers. Its definitely less sophisticated here so pays to have some background in the hustle. I really have nothing else to do with so much free time.... I haven't "worked" in traditional sense in many years so the stripper is a pleasant distraction and the hustle keeps me somewhat sharp of mind. Just fun.

 

[500bbc]

True. Do you know how to say anal in Spanish?

La Calle de Hershey

 

[Willie B]

Yep, obviously a target down here.... not that a rich dude aint a target everywhere be it a Newport Beach foreign or local investment group, get rich quick scammers or gold diggers. Its definitely less sophisticated here so pays to have some background in the hustle. I really have nothing else to do with so much free time.... I haven't "worked" in traditional sense in many years so the stripper is a pleasant distraction and the hustle keeps me somewhat sharp of mind. Just fun.

… well there you go… very simple explanation… Me…Not a rich dude… But I have not worked since 1986… and I still get by… don’t owe anybody anything

 

[traquer]

Gentlemen, I think I found the soundtrack to this thread lol. I just remembered this from like 15 years ago don't ask me how

 

[BHC Vic]

Lol I used to bump Mickey Avalon on the daily

 

[wet hull]

Yep, obviously a target down here.... not that a rich dude aint a target everywhere be it a Newport Beach foreign or local investment group, get rich quick scammers or gold diggers. Its definitely less sophisticated here so pays to have some background in the hustle. I really have nothing else to do with so much free time.... I haven't "worked" in traditional sense in many years so the stripper is a pleasant distraction and the hustle keeps me somewhat sharp of mind. Just fun.

We will catch up next time I head down. Keep at it!!

 

[hallett21]

Lol I used to bump Mickey Avalon on the daily

I haven’t heard that in 10 years lmfao

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Gentlemen, I think I found the soundtrack to this thread lol. I just remembered this from like 15 years ago don't ask me how

I tried... I really tried but that is such an awful melody I couldn't handle it. Maybe find one by M&M

 

[Activated]

While I am 100% supportive of your efforts to enjoy life.. let’s try and remember this isn’t penthouse letters..

Didn’t you post a picture of your balls here years ago?

I don’t care…just being a smart ass! Was kind of weird when I met you tho.

 

[Willie B]

Gentlemen, I think I found the soundtrack to this thread lol. I just remembered this from like 15 years ago don't ask me how

… The guy in the vid does not look well at all… he needs to move to Rosarita beach…

 

[rivermobster]

Didn’t you post a picture of your balls here years ago?

I don’t care…just being a smart ass! Was kind of weird when I met you tho.

Why? Were you staring at his crotch the whole time??

 

[bonesfab]

Why? Were you staring at his crotch the whole time??

Awkward.

 

[Activated]

Why? Were you staring at his crotch the whole time??

He was wearing “shants”, I didn’t know where to look.

 

[RiverDave]

Didn’t you post a picture of your balls here years ago?

I don’t care…just being a smart ass! Was kind of weird when I met you tho.

Why yes.. yes I did! I also post things for sale in the lounge without getting in trouble and a host of other things.. lol.

When you pay the rent on the joint you can post your balls too. . While it’s not our finest hour it did at the time seem to be the best option to handle the situation. (Alcohol played somewhat of a part in that). I would also point out it worked from what I remember.

RD

 

[Willie B]

Why yes.. yes I did! I also post things for sale in the lounge without getting in trouble and a host of other things.. lol.

When you pay the rent on the joint you can post your balls too. . While it’s not our finest hour it did at the time seem to be the best option to handle the situation. (Alcohol played somewhat of a part in that). I would also point out it worked from what I remember.

RD

…… who knew… River Balls Place…

 

[Long Way Home]

HubbaHubbaLife - All the Best...​

People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon
'Cause I get stoned in the morning
And get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like my old blue tick hound
I like to lay around in the shade
And I ain't got no money but I damn sure got it made
'Cause I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I cant get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone
Preacher man talking on T.V.
Puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation
'Cause he's worried about my soul
He said Jesus walked on the water
And I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacherman
Would like to do a little walking too
But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I cant get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone
A poor girl wants to marry
And a rich girl wants to flirt
A rich man goes to college
And a poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink of wine
And a politician wants a vote
I don't want much of nothin' at all
But I will take another toke
But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone

 

[Activated]

Why yes.. yes I did! I also post things for sale in the lounge without getting in trouble and a host of other things.. lol.

When you pay the rent on the joint you can post your balls too. . While it’s not our finest hour it did at the time seem to be the best option to handle the situation. (Alcohol played somewhat of a part in that). I would also point out it worked from what I remember.

RD

It was funny as fuck. Especially when @TBI got ahold of them.

 

[rivermobster]

Why yes.. yes I did! I also post things for sale in the lounge without getting in trouble and a host of other things.. lol.

When you pay the rent on the joint you can post your balls too. . While it’s not our finest hour it did at the time seem to be the best option to handle the situation. (Alcohol played somewhat of a part in that). I would also point out it worked from what I remember.

RD

From the number of children you have, they Definitely work!

 

[Vamodsquad]

HubbaHubbaLife - All the Best...​

People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon
'Cause I get stoned in the morning
And get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like my old blue tick hound
I like to lay around in the shade
And I ain't got no money but I damn sure got it made
'Cause I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I cant get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone
Preacher man talking on T.V.
Puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation
'Cause he's worried about my soul
He said Jesus walked on the water
And I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacherman
Would like to do a little walking too
But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I cant get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone
A poor girl wants to marry
And a rich girl wants to flirt
A rich man goes to college
And a poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink of wine
And a politician wants a vote
I don't want much of nothin' at all
But I will take another toke
But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone

I still have this Charlie Daniels 8-Track tape !

 

[TBI]

It was funny as fuck. Especially when @TBI got ahold of them.

 

[RiverDave]

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lol

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Didn’t you post a picture of your balls here years ago?

I don’t care…just being a smart ass! Was kind of weird when I met you tho.

Oh lets take it gently on our Fearlful Leader.... he's simply a product of our times and even I wouldn't post my balls on here today. You guys did that back in day eh....We're all effected by the PC culture shift and he's simply protecting his product. I understand and respect that and Im sure you do as well. Cool post regardless so thanks for that.

 

[Willie B]

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… I am definitely rolling on the floor …laughing my fucking ass off…rotflmfao

… I used to be pretty conservative about this kind of stuff… Because I hung out with some fairly conservative chicks… apparently I’m not so conservative anymore…

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Why yes.. yes I did! I also post things for sale in the lounge without getting in trouble and a host of other things.. lol.

When you pay the rent on the joint you can post your balls too. . While it’s not our finest hour it did at the time seem to be the best option to handle the situation. (Alcohol played somewhat of a part in that). I would also point out it worked from what I remember.

RD

Us newer guys might enjoy hearing that tale.... as the OP I won't be offended in the least.... I love the way this thread has taken wings and allows some freedoms....have at it as you enjoy Dave. Its all good in my eyes

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

HubbaHubbaLife - All the Best...​

People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon
'Cause I get stoned in the morning
And get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like my old blue tick hound
I like to lay around in the shade
And I ain't got no money but I damn sure got it made
'Cause I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I cant get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone
Preacher man talking on T.V.
Puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation
'Cause he's worried about my soul
He said Jesus walked on the water
And I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacherman
Would like to do a little walking too
But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I cant get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone
A poor girl wants to marry
And a rich girl wants to flirt
A rich man goes to college
And a poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink of wine
And a politician wants a vote
I don't want much of nothin' at all
But I will take another toke
But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone

Ha! You my man are welcome to this thread. Nice addition.... think I'll play that right now!