Stoker vs Schiada

[River Lynchmob]

Kinda like one of the " bugatis" taking on my "Hyundai". This debate has gone on for years yet no one wanted to take it on. Now that the Hyundai is getting a little tuning there's maybe A handful of the Bugatti's that can even keep up with it and that's with the double the horsepower of my little 509.

I will keep the lifeline under the deck for when I go see horse hunting though

It's Sea Horse...

 

[rivermobster]

Jan 1st sounds like a Hangover to me. Let me get a hold of Mr. Steele again from the last time we were gonna do this, and I'll get back to ya on a date. On general principal though if we put it together it isn't gonna be at that swamp.

River or Bust, and I say mid week middle of summer. It'll give you plenty of time to put some rogane on your balls.. Ya might just grow a hair.

PS By "mine" you are qualifying your boat as a "K Boat" which I'd give it damn near even odds on a short course I could beat ya with my small block so lets not get carried away. Any kinda forced induction cruiser we both know I got your balls in a vice before we begin. Your best bet is flat vs flat... but it certainly isn't overall lap "speed" or "time."

RD

I have to retract my earlier statement...

THIS HERE is the best post in this thread!!!!!!!
:champagne::lmao:champagne:

(this is some serious sig line material) :thumbup:

 

[Racey]

Here we go again...... :rolleyes

 

[Sharp Shooter]

I have to retract my earlier statement...

THIS HERE is the best post in this thread!!!!!!!
:champagne::lmao:champagne:

(this is some serious sig line material) :thumbup:

It is quite laughable.

 

[460]

2 things Tyro..

Have you ever seen Jerry drive his k boat?

Weren't you supposed to ski?

I told you, head to head. You chickened out so that was enough of a win lol.

Forget the whole ski deal....

You and tyro should have a baby making contest...lol

He wins. I'm done at two.

 

[RiverDave]

I told you, head to head. You chickened out so that was enough of a win lol.

He wins. I'm done at two.

I chickened out? LOL When was that? I don't remember you ever showing up?

And you're right.. I win! I always win. Get used to it Tyro!

RD

 

[460]

I chickened out? LOL When was that? I don't remember you ever showing up?

And you're right.. I win! I always win. Get used to it Tyro!

RD

I was ready to ski the tube float weekend. My helpers, not so much.

And there is no way you are driving a kboat better then Jerry lol. None

 

[RiverDave]

I was ready to ski the tube float weekend. My helpers, not so much.

And there is no way you are driving a kboat better then Jerry lol. None

:rolleyes I'm going with you haven't seen Jerry or his K-Boat set on "novice" perform yet.. LOL

RD

 

[460]

:rolleyes I'm going with you haven't seen Jerry or his K-Boat set on "novice" perform yet.. LOL

RD

When's the last time you drove a kboat?

I'm sure Jerry is better at driving his boat then most think.

 

[RiverDave]

When's the last time you drove a kboat?

I'm sure Jerry is better at driving his boat then most think.

I haven't driven a K-boat ever. I have driven a v-drive or two though..

And how sure are you? Because I'm not so sure that he is.. Point in fact I'm kinda sure that he isn't.

RD

 

[460]

I haven't driven a K-boat ever. I have driven a v-drive or two though..

And how sure are you? Because I'm not so sure that he is.. Point in fact I'm kinda sure that he isn't.

RD

Lol I'm a c-note sure he's better then you

 

[RiverDave]

Lol I'm a c-note sure he's better then you

You better clear that with your chick before you go making promises. I think she stashes the c-notes in the zipper portion of the purse, just to the right of your balls.

RD

 

[Outdrive1]

You better clear that with your chick before you go making promises. I think she stashes the c-notes in the zipper portion of the purse, just to the right of your balls.

RD

 

[Sharp Shooter]

:rolleyes I'm going with you haven't seen Jerry or his K-Boat set on "novice" perform yet.. LOL

RD

You've seen me once Dave and you were likely half drunk.

If 31 over on the blower is novice than yes, it's set on novice. Lol

Post up some video, let's see the big dog shoeing a flat.

 

[rivermobster]

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Now that's a serious BNAG!!! lol

 

[RiverDave]

You've seen me once Dave and you were likely half drunk.

If 31 over on the blower is novice than yes, it's set on novice. Lol

Post up some video, let's see the big dog shoeing a flat.

I needed something to make watching that boat make 60mph passes interesting. Lol.

 

[Riverbound]

Way to ruin a perfect thread. The RD vs (fill in the blank) cock off. Where lots of words are spoken and no one ever puts up.

 

[Skinny Tire AH]

Lol I'm a c-note sure he's better then you

This is the one occasion I think RD better drink a few beers prior to the race.

 

[tkrrox]

Way to ruin a perfect thread. The RD vs (fill in the blank) cock off. Where lots of words are spoken and no one ever puts up.

shoot im still waiting for the great ski off:rolleyes

 

[RiverDave]

shoot im still waiting for the great ski off:rolleyes

Tyro is still waiting to see if anybody makes a life jacket that will fit him.

RD

 

[tkrrox]

Tyro is still waiting to see if anybody makes a life jacket that will fit him.

RD

Lol!!!!!

 

[rivrrts429]

This is shaping up to be a record breaking frigid cold winter. lol

 

[dezertrider]

Tyro is still waiting to see if anybody makes a life jacket that will fit him.

RD

Careful Dave! They don't make a life line with a built in Coors Light Party Ball Section

 

[SKIA36]

They sound like really nice boats, as long as your Al Stoker. Sounds like any of us mortals wouldn't wouldn't be able to compensate for the ill handling issues and drive one properly. Makes me really wish I owned one. [emoji106]

I have owned 2 Stokers and currently race one... I have beaten Al Stoker in several races, he broke


These boats are extremely forgiving at reasonable speeds...less than 80. They do not have ANY ill handling issues. Driver error has the most danger, mechanical failure next.
From there you are asking for trouble if you do not have a lot of experience, skill and luck. Driving a lightweight tunnel outboard over 100mph is more flying than boating. They still are the most forgiving boat on the market, and handle resonably rough water superbly. I never let off the gas in the roughest parts of the Enduro, the gas pedal is WFO for 336 miles including the turns and sweepers.

These boats are as close to pegging the fun meter as you can get, truly an absolute blast.

 

[Outdrive1]

I have owned 2 Stokers and currently race one... I have beaten Al Stoker in several races, he broke


These boats are extremely forgiving at reasonable speeds...less than 80. They do not have ANY ill handling issues. Driver error has the most danger, mechanical failure next.
From there you are asking for trouble if you do not have a lot of experience, skill and luck. Driving a lightweight tunnel outboard over 100mph is more flying than boating. They still are the most forgiving boat on the market, and handle resonably rough water superbly. I never let off the gas in the roughest parts of the Enduro, the gas pedal is WFO for 336 miles including the turns and sweepers.

These boats are as close to pegging the fun meter as you can get, truly an absolute blast.

You realize smack talk is just smack talk?

And that green thing you drive should be in the ugly boat thread. Lol.

 

[Outdrive1]

Tyro is still waiting to see if anybody makes a life jacket that will fit him.

RD

Or helmet to accommodate the Afro.

 

[SKIA36]

You realize smack talk is just smack talk? YES ,but credibility speaks volumes.

And that green thing you drive should be in the ugly boat thread. Lol.

I think you are racist, are you bashing the Fugly Tortuga Express? Division 5/E runner up? The proud colors of Cal State San Luis Obispo Mustangs?


Shame on you Paul!!

 

[460]

Tyro is still waiting to see if anybody makes a life jacket that will fit him.

RD

Says the guy with the worlds most un portioned body. When's the last time you actually looked down and was able to see your dick?

 

[tkrrox]

Says the guy with the worlds most un portioned body. When's the last time you actually looked down and was able to see your dick?

are you saying that because he's white or fat????

 

[460]

are you saying that because he's white or fat????

What do you think lol

 

[BHC Vic]

What is a k boat [emoji4]

 

[Sharp Shooter]

Says the guy with the worlds most un portioned body. When's the last time you actually looked down and was able to see your dick?

LMAO!

They call that a dickie do. It's when your belly sticks out farther than your dickie do. HAHAHA!!!

 

[RiverDave]

Careful Dave! They don't make a life line with a built in Coors Light Party Ball Section

Oh yes they do!!

Says the guy with the worlds most un portioned body. When's the last time you actually looked down and was able to see your dick?

Dick jokes are weak sauce Tyro... They are what comedians do when they are choking on stage.

are you saying that because he's white or fat????

He's saying that because he's clearly racist.

What is a k boat [emoji4]

[video=vimeo;113466537]http://vimeo.com/113466537[/video]

 

[tkrrox]

Oh yes they do!!



Dick jokes are weak sauce Tyro... They are what comedians do when they are choking on stage.



He's saying that because he's clearly racist.



[video=vimeo;113466537]http://vimeo.com/113466537[/video]

Dave haven't you heard? black folk can not be racist!!!!

 

[460]

Oh yes they do!!



Dick jokes are weak sauce Tyro... They are what comedians do when they are choking on stage.



He's saying that because he's clearly racist.



[video=vimeo;113466537]http://vimeo.com/113466537[/video]

Good thing I'm not a comedian.

And have you seen my kid? Clearly I'm not racist. he might be whiter then you, and have bigger arms.

 

[RiverDave]

LMAO!

They call that a dickie do. It's when your belly sticks out farther than your dickie do. HAHAHA!!!

Here comes the ankle biter, nodding and applauding.. :rolleyes Jerry the only thing that has any comedic value about you is your Driving skills.

RD

 

[River Lynchmob]

Tyro is still waiting to see if anybody makes a life jacket that will fit him.

RD

You must have looked in the mirror anytime in the last few years :skull

 

[RiverDave]

Good thing I'm not a comedian.

And have you seen my kid? Clearly I'm not racist. he might be whiter then you, and have bigger arms.

Remember back when Cole Trickle said we should have a contest to see who can have the most kids? I might have one more on ya then ya thought.

RD

 

[Sharp Shooter]

What is a k boat [emoji4]

A boat that fits within the rules of the K class. Some will argue that the boat has to be registered with the apba and others say said boat isn't a real K until after it enters a K class race. Look up k boat racing on YouTube if you want to see a race.

 

[RiverDave]

You must have looked in the mirror anytime in the last few years :skull

Hey it's captain safety with the Lifejacket himself!

[video=youtube;ABfNXzW5P54]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABfNXzW5P54[/video]

RD

 

[460]

You must have looked in the mirror anytime in the last few years :skull

Yea no shit. He's one stressful event away from death and he wants to talk about life jackets fitting people. He might be the worlds most unhealthiest person. But hey, he fits a life vest

 

[River Lynchmob]

Hey it's captain safety with the Lifejacket himself!

[video=youtube;ABfNXzW5P54]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABfNXzW5P54[/video]

RD

But I can fit in it when I decide to wear it

 

[Sharp Shooter]

Here comes the ankle biter, nodding and applauding.. :rolleyes Jerry the only thing that has any comedic value about you is your Driving skills.

RD

You got me there Mr 10 foot outboard pilot. Hahaha!

I heard the Dickie do story from Gordy so he deserves that credit.

 

[Sharp Shooter]

Yea no shit. He's one stressful event away from death and he wants to talk about life jackets fitting people. He might be the worlds most unhealthiest person. But hey, he fits a life vest

LMAO!!!! Bwahahaha!!!!

 

[Riverbound]

THREAD OFFICALLY JJACKED.

 

[RiverDave]

Thread officially jacked off between these two dorks stroking each other off every other post.

 

[Gelcoater]

THREAD OFFICALLY JJACKED.

Don't be such a sour puss.

Considering this thread is two years in the making,it's the best entertainment of this decade for RDP Entertainment.:thumbup:

 

[t&y]

So the handle between your legs is to set the trim plates from what I gather. How does the second peddle (left foot) work then? Is it minor adjustments on the trim... like a inch either way from where you have the handle set?

[video=youtube;ABfNXzW5P54]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABfNXzW5P54[/video]

 

[Outdrive1]

So the handle between your legs is to set the trim plates from what I gather. How does the second peddle (left foot) work then? Is it minor adjustments on the trim... like a inch either way from where you have the handle set?

[video=youtube;ABfNXzW5P54]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABfNXzW5P54[/video]

Handle sets the plates. Pedal pushes them down and a spring returns them to the set position. It can also work in the opposite on some boats although I've never had any experience with them working that way. Pushing up with the pedal.

 

[t&y]

Handle sets the plates. Pedal pushes them down and a spring returns them to the set position. It can also work in the opposite on some boats although I've never had any experience with them working that way. Pushing up with the pedal.

Got it:thumbup:


Ok, back to the dick measuring contest:skull