Hey Boner!!!!!!!!!! Callll out thread!!!!!!!!

RiverDave · Aug 15, 2011

TeamGreene said:
Is there a live webcam @ Foxes? If there is I bet we could tune into one hell of fight

No shit! LOL..

River said:
I bet Rvrmom threw Rvrdads phone into the River, LMAO!

Buying some time to figure this deal out..

RVRSON said:
Mom, who is my daddy?

dude that sux..

whiteworks said:
Whats the old parker saying, "you dont lose your wife, you just lose your turn"

That was the saying I always heard.. I didn't know it was true?

HolyMoly said:
You people are just pissed because Rvrmom has game. Bunch of haters!!!

Damn straight she does.. Broken foot and everything she managed to pull some tail from the bar.. Well not actually from the bar, kinda down the side of the dock.

whiteworks said:
Absolutely not, actually hoping she will come around and clear up this "simple misunderstanding"

I am fucking dieing to see that. That will make this thread a perfect 10.. If she can turn this around, I'm going to rename this RiverMom's place.. LOL

Shane54 said:
Can't get my other photos to load.

Nice conquest!! CAn't get other pics to load?

RD

OGShocker · Aug 15, 2011

Shane54 said:
Can't get my other photos to load.

Then fuck off and come back when you learn to use the internet... WE WILL NOT BE DENIED!!! :boobeyes:

j/k

now fuck off...

wash11 · Aug 15, 2011

Too much Epic content for one server, had to share the love with my sandy friends- they are quickly falling in love with you guys.

http://www.glamisdunes.com/invision/index.php?showtopic=245418&st=0

Shane54 · Aug 15, 2011

Nice conquest!! CAn't get other pics to load?

RD[/QUOTE]

Thank you. Trying to load them of of facesuck doesn't work too well for me.

And just to clarify RVRMOM has never been on my deck boat.

speeddmn · Aug 15, 2011

I am fucking dieing to see that. That will make this thread a perfect 10.. If she can turn this around, I'm going to rename this RiverMom's place.. LOL

WOW!!! ok Rvrmom now is your chance to make history! AGAIN

460 · Aug 15, 2011

WTDecker said:
460,,,,,,,,,,on a Deckboat

Not it, and dont drag me into there shit.

DaytonaBabe · Aug 15, 2011

whiteworks said:
Absolutely not, actually hoping she will come around and clear up this "simple misunderstanding"

This is how I picture her right now.....

Typing an explanation...
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pronstar · Aug 15, 2011

460 said:
And you guys say the brothas are bad. HA

Hold on playa...now you've gone too far.
No one said anything about doing a brotha on a deckboat :skull

OGShocker · Aug 15, 2011

whiteworks said:
Absolutely not, actually hoping she will come around and clear up this "simple misunderstanding"

I bet the term "taken out of context" will be used at least twice.

WTDecker · Aug 15, 2011

460 said:
Not it, and dont drag me into there shit.

Come On,,,,,,,you'll like it,,,,,,,you'll like it

OCMerrill · Aug 15, 2011

Froggystyle said:
Bridgestone - Reply All - YouTube

I am telling you Froggy you are killing it today. :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Froggystyle · Aug 15, 2011

shintoooo said:
How in the World has Tom Brown not posted in this thread yet???:hmm

Contrary to popular belief... Brown doesn't just "jump in" to anything... the climate has to be right... candles lit... and the correct opportunity for a merge needs to present itself.

You see... by now, this thread is hundreds of posts deep. Were he to have participated in it initially, he could easily say "Hey folks, I was busy, did I miss something? Purple monkey dishwasher." and we would accept it.

Fact is, this thread has been fetid with his absence. There is a lurid stink about it that feels... well.. empty.

As such, we are all kind of hitting F5 to see not only what pics get posted, how deeply in denial RvrDad is (which, BTW... excellent job of brainwashing RvrMom... full blown Manchurian Candidate shit right there. You gotta figure she has had a year to set this "sleeper" in place and have it attempt to spin so effectively) but also how Tom is going to figure out a way to merge onto this information superhighway with what can only be expected to be an absolutely epic bomb. Like... double pits to chesty... super bomb.

And yes... that may be the first time in the history of the written word that "lurid" has ever been used as a descriptor for "stink".... you're welcome.

HolyMoly · Aug 15, 2011

460 said:
Not it, and dont drag me into there shit.

You sayin' you don't like white wimin?

RVRSON · Aug 15, 2011

OCMerrill said:
That might have bought her some time.

I bet Rvrdad is on his way to the river right now. I think this was a girls weekend.

She is either obilivious to this thread, partying, enjoying herself or actually picking up her clothes off hwy 62.

Rvrson now that is funny. Someone is getting a vacation for it but funny as hell none the less.

Uh oh...sorry!

Deleted Account · Aug 15, 2011

Shane54 said:
And just to clarify RVRMOM has never been on my deck boat.

You're going to fit right in...

Outdrive1 · Aug 15, 2011

OCMerrill said:
I am telling you Froggy you are killing it today. :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Wes is killing it like a random guy on a deck boat in front of Foxes. :thumbsup

RitcheyRch · Aug 15, 2011

460 · Aug 15, 2011

WTDecker said:
Come On,,,,,,,you'll like it,,,,,,,you'll like it

Not apart of there issue. So yea no

460 · Aug 15, 2011

HolyMoly said:
You sayin' you don't like white wimin?

i love my wife and she is white. So shut it midget

Singleton · Aug 15, 2011

Took all afternoon, but caught up on this one.

Learning of the day -
1 - Don't post drunk on same site other half belongs to

I learned enough today time to go home and see how I can waste a few more hours before tomorrow.

Froggystyle · Aug 15, 2011

460 said:
Not it, and dont drag me into there shit.

Where are the white boats at?

[video=youtube;jGQ-ISsDm8M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M[/video]

djunkie · Aug 15, 2011

And to think my wife was gonna sign up here and use the name RiverMom. I'll have to talk her out of that one.

Froggystyle · Aug 15, 2011

Outdrive1 said:
Wes is killing it like a random guy on a deck boat in front of Foxes. :thumbsup

I actually laughed out loud at that Paul... Well played.

speeddmn · Aug 15, 2011

I used to think there were only 3 biggest lies in the world

I LOVE YOU

THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL

i WON'T CUM IN YOUR MOUTH

AND NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A DECK BOAT!!!

Froggystyle · Aug 15, 2011

GRADS2009 said:
Wow, look at all the views in this thread! Is Jay Photoglou throwing a party for rvrmom?

This is... somehow... getting better. Another real LOL...

OGShocker · Aug 15, 2011

djunkie said:
And to think my wife was gonna sign up here and use the name RiverMom. I'll have to talk her out of that one.

That would be a good decision, Dj

kbhanson · Aug 15, 2011

I use to do this shit all the time and had alot of fun doing it, got kicked off some place's just cause they could deal with me............( . )( . )......this is funny and the first thing that comes to mind is that Migets on fire racing around on quads....LIGHT BULB !

OCMerrill · Aug 15, 2011

Outdrive1 said:
Wes is killing it like a random guy on a deck boat in front of Foxes. :thumbsup

Oh snap....another swing. Quality.

Punchy · Aug 15, 2011

Wasted a whole day at work on this thread. I'm off and managed to make it to my truck.... now I'm stuck staring at my phone. It's like trying to make it home after a serious night of drinking...

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rivermobster · Aug 15, 2011

Outdrive1 said:
Wes is killing it like a random guy on a deck boat in front of Foxes. :thumbsup

Thats some serious sig line shit right there...

OCMerrill · Aug 15, 2011

kbhanson said:
I use to do this shit all the time and had alot of fun doing it, got kicked off some place's just cause they could deal with me............( . )( . )......this is funny and the first thing that comes to mind is that Migets on fire racing around on quads....LIGHT BULB !

Just so you know because it's been a while, Holy Moly doesn't do that anymore, since the chain incident and all.

460 · Aug 15, 2011

OCMerrill said:
Oh snap....another swing. Quality.

Sometimes there is that post that makes you spit water all over the place.

whiteworks · Aug 15, 2011

I'd like to take a moment of your time for some shameless self promotion

http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54672

RiverDave · Aug 15, 2011

Punchy said:
Wasted a whole day at work on this thread. I'm off and managed to make it to my truck.... now I'm stuck starting at my phone. It's like trying to make it home after a serious night of drinking...

Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk

X2! I walked out in the machine shoo to actually do some work and all I'm doing is sitting here reading it on my phone now.. Lol.

I'm wondering who's gonna post the link to that camaro forum that had the "epic" thread awhile back.. Or the workout forum.. Or the awesome thread on "themoot" lol or finally that jeep forum with the chick and the guy that called her a dream killa.. Lol

RD

pronstar · Aug 15, 2011

This thread needs it's own website.

OCMerrill · Aug 15, 2011

rivermobster said:
Thats some serious sig line shit right there...

Oh now here you go. Contagious isn't it. River even recruited a JKO brother.

Out of respect for Jason, 460 is steering clear of this whole deal. Dammit.

460 · Aug 15, 2011

whiteworks said:
I'd like to take a moment of your time for some shameless self promotion

http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54672

I tried to click the link. Seeing as how plantation is listed my phone kicked it back saying do not enter

Froggystyle · Aug 16, 2011

Just got PM'ed a really good request, so I had to take action...

Behold... your revised take a number sign...

Deleted Account · Aug 16, 2011

460 said:
I tried to click the link. Seeing as how plantation is listed my phone kicked it back saying do not enter

He changed it to shutters. You're good...

SFV2RVR · Aug 16, 2011

Gotta love the fact that the boob thread is on page 51 after months of posting, and here we are on day 2 and were already on page 50 and we've only seen 1 pair of nice tits!

shintoooo · Aug 16, 2011

460 said:
I tried to click the link. Seeing as how plantation is listed my phone kicked it back saying do not enter

LOL. HILARIOUS :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

wash11 · Aug 16, 2011

wash11 said:
Too much Epic content for one server, had to share the love with my sandy friends- they are quickly falling in love with you guys.

http://www.glamisdunes.com/invision/index.php?showtopic=245418&st=0

Apologizing in advance for whatever my friends might do.

HolyMoly · Aug 16, 2011

RiverDave said:
X2! I walked out in the machine shoo to actually do some work and all I'm doing is sitting here reading it on my phone now.. Lol.

I'm wondering who's gonna post the link to that camaro forum that had the "epic" thread awhile back.. Or the workout forum.. Or the awesome thread on "themoot" lol or finally that jeep forum with the chick and the guy that called her a dream killa.. Lol

RD

What about the one where the guy had to shit and pee at a chicks house on a first date, but had a boner that wouldn't go away so he hopped in her tub and dropped the duce while peeing all over the bathroom?

RVRSON · Aug 16, 2011

wash11 said:
Apologizing in advance for whatever my friends might do.

Thanks Wash!

OCMerrill · Aug 16, 2011

River said:
He changed it to shutters. You're good...

Holy fucking crap, LMFAO. :thumbsup:thumbsup

TeamGreene · Aug 16, 2011

I wonder if this thread is going to prompt a forum name change from rvrmom to deckmom

SFV2RVR · Aug 16, 2011

Can we change Rvrmom's avatar to say "Life is better on a deckboat in front of fox's"!

OCMerrill · Aug 16, 2011

RVRSON said:
Thanks Wash!

This is good, wont be banned for a dupe screen name. Carry on. :thumbsup

rivermobster · Aug 16, 2011

OCMerrill said:
Oh now here you go. Contagious isn't it. River even recruited a JKO brother.

Out of respect for Jason, 460 is steering clear of this whole deal. Dammit.

You've been pretty well behaved yourself! (so far...)

Punchy · Aug 16, 2011

SFV2RVR said:
Gotta love the fact that the boob thread is on page 51 after months of posting, and here we are on day 2 and were already on page 50 and we've only seen 1 pair of nice tits!

Hey....I tried...and I got a literary bitch slap from Dave. Something about mom....child.....cake.......I don't know......

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