Hey Boner!!!!!!!!!! Callll out thread!!!!!!!!

[whiteworks]

This thread has the makings of one of those deals where someone drives across the country and burns down someone elses trailer:thumbsup

 

[Outdrive1]

Hey Dave, Kap was right.:skull

 

[O Soto Gari]

Apologizing in advance for whatever my friends might do.

thanks for the link wash, these guys are brutal, I love it...:beer

 

[MadMattress]

What about the one where the guy had to shit and pee at a chicks house on a first date, but had a boner that wouldn't go away so he hopped in her tub and dropped the duce while peeing all over the bathroom?

Holy shit! I'm choking on french fries, trying to make it out of the McDonald's parking lot. From work to here, its takin 4 hours and I'm not home yet! Thanks RDP!

 

[Froggystyle]

Kap

Douche...

 

[shintoooo]

Hey Dave, Kap was right.:skull

Oh Man :rotflmao::rotflmao:

 

[newmexico]

I bet the guy with the red boat would love to see this. Someone bring him onboard.

 

[pronstar]

This thread has the makings of one of those deals where someone drives across the country and burns down someone elses trailer:thumbsup

LMAO
Thanks for the sig:thumbsup

 

[Punchy]

Can we change Rvrmom's avatar to say "Life is better on a deckboat in front of fox's"!

I was throwing around the idea of putting the name "Gettin' My Deck Wet" on my boat....now I'm seriously having second thoughts...

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[HolyMoly]

 

[OCMerrill]

You've been pretty well behaved yourself! (so far...)

I am making an effort to just enjoy the humor. And there is plenty of it.

My fucking face hurts from laughing.


Just wait until someone a year from now searches deckboat. Everything from the obvious to Top Gun to 460 and the plantation but with shutters.

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

 

[SFV2RVR]

I was throwing around the idea of putting the name "Gettin' My Deck Wet" on my boat....now I'm seriously having second thoughts...

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What about..."All Rvrmom's welcome!"

 

[was thatguy]

I responded to it on FaceBook!


Fly NAVY!!!

Shit.....I thought this WAS Facebook....:thumbsup

 

[460]

He changed it to shutters. You're good...

LOL. HILARIOUS :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Holy fucking crap, LMFAO. :thumbsup:thumbsup

Awwww hahahahahahahaha

 

[OCMerrill]

I bet the guy with the red boat would love to see this. Someone bring him onboard.

He would be restricted to the Jet section (small pickle).

 

[Deleted Account]

He would be restricted to the Jet section (small pickle).

It's about to be on like Donkey Kong with the squirt boys...

 

[Bense]

I bet the guy with the red boat would love to see this. Someone bring him onboard.

Oh trust me he's been reading...He's told me haha

 

[Froggystyle]

Shit.....I thought this WAS Facebook....:thumbsup

Hey... thatguy has a fast red hot rod boat!!!! Somebody high-five him quick!!!!

 

[RitcheyRch]

Most dont venture out of the jet bote section.

It's about to be on like Donkey Kong with the squirt boys...

 

[SPL2K]

Hey Dave, Kap was right.:skull

lmao

 

[Deleted Account]

Most dont venture out of the jet bote section.

Rich, if I were you, I would stay REALLY far away from the pickle jokes... Just sayin'

 

[HolyMoly]

Rich, if I were you, I would stay REALLY far away from the pickle jokes... Just sayin'

poor ritchie...

 

[RitcheyRch]

I'm as cool as a

Rich, if I were you, I would stay REALLY far away from the pickle jokes... Just sayin'

 

[shintoooo]

I'm as cool as a

:fsakes:gayfight

 

[Larry H. Parker]

In the event anyone is hurt from the making of this thread, i am here to help.

 

[shintoooo]

I feel bad for RVRDAD to be Honest

Sucks to find out this way. :thumbsdown

 

[Deleted Account]

:fsakes:gayfight

LOL

 

[Outdrive1]

I feel bad for RVRDAD to be Honest

Sucks to find out this way. :thumbsdown

It's not like he found pictures on the internet or something.

 

[Froggystyle]

I'm as cool as a

What the hell is that supposed to mean Rich???

 

[460]

What the hell is that supposed to mean Rich???

Someone talked about dick, so he felt compelled to let them know he was thinking about it too.

 

[shintoooo]

What the hell is that supposed to mean Rich???

Holly Shit.

I can't take it anymore. You are OFF the Charts Funny today :lmao

 

[mtrsportdan]

Mom, who is my daddy?

Has your Mom ever taken you on a deck boat and introduced you to a uncle you didn't know you had?

 

[Riverbound]

I feel bad for RVRDAD to be Honest

Sucks to find out this way. :thumbsdown

I was thinking the same.

 

[Kylemenz1]

I can't believe she has not come on here to defend herself. I guess you can't when you're caught on a deck boat in front of tons of people.

 

[Ryphraph]

I was thinking the same.

There is no "good" way to find out...

Ryph

 

[Mrs. Bear Down]

I feel bad for RVRDAD to be Honest

Sucks to find out this way. :thumbsdown

Hey lets not jump to conclusions just yet... maybe they are into this kinda stuff... :hmm

:champagne:

 

[PVHCA]

I feel bad for RVRDAD to be Honest

Sucks to find out this way. :thumbsdown

Based on what I've read RVRMOM is no stranger to strange cock. If your getting banged like a screen door in a hurricane on a boat in front of Foxes on the Parker Strip it's safe to say this ain't her first rodeo.

Safe to say RVRDAD prolly isn't shocked!!

 

[newmexico]

So who is the dude that nailed rvrmom? He might be a little nervous too!

 

[GRADS2009]

:fsakes:lmao

Google "boner on a deckboat"

 

[O Soto Gari]

I can't believe she has not come on here to defend herself. I guess you can't when you're caught on a deck boat in front of tons of people.

there are somethings that words can't fix..

 

[rivermobster]

I am making an effort to just enjoy the humor. And there is plenty of it.

My fucking face hurts from laughing.


Just wait until someone a year from now searches deckboat. Everything from the obvious to Top Gun to 460 and the plantation but with shutters.

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

He would be restricted to the Jet section (small pickle).

Now there's the OC I know...

:champagne:

 

[Riverbound]

There is no "good" way to find out...

Ryph

I agree.

 

[RitcheyRch]

You never heard the old saying "as cool as a cucumber"

What the hell is that supposed to mean Rich???

Someone talked about dick, so he felt compelled to let them know he was thinking about it too.

 

[Froggystyle]

Hey lets not jump to conclusions just yet... maybe they are into this kinda stuff... :hmm

Get it... it's a "jump to conclusions" mat!!!

 

[Ryphraph]

I agree.

Although, it appears to be the best way for the rest of us...

Ryph

 

[Froggystyle]

You never heard the old saying "as cool as a cucumber"

Or "Cool as a cock-shaped pickle?"

 

[SloWhacker]

thread of the decade.........:thumbsup

 

[Wendi]

First MA and now RVRMOM. Pretty soon there will be no chicks left in the forum.

I'm still here!! I'm not scared

 

[Outdrive1]

Or "Cool as a cock-shaped pickle?"

Dickle.:hmm

 

[460]

I'm still here!! I'm not scared

You have an angry midget of your own to defend you huh?