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I'm horny who's got a deck boat LMFAO

I can take a good pot shot anyday. I've been nothing but nice on here. I give RAVE reviews of Sandbar Resort and take good pics of the river.

I have had two board members call me today saying this bashing on me is bullshit.

I called out some dude who's not even on the boards. BFD

Oh an I'm sorry I got drunk at the river and didn't bring guacomole.

Nice recovery. Don't take no shit from anyone. Nothing wrong with getting some strange, just as long as you can get away with it. You won't get away with shit at RDP!!
 

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Yep, them catching and then kicking your ass...:D:D

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Holy shit.......... I can't keep up with this thread. This is like some good ass old skool Hot Boat shit. :D
 

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You guys have it all wrong....... He was a bartender on a cruise ship and she is alergic to seman........
 

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I deliver cleary lol

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...63 pages...3 words ring in my brain...purple monkey dishwasher...
 

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jamie and wendi...

EPIC thread starters for sure!! :champagne:

I for one cant WAIT for Tom Brown to show up and summerize this thread. Gonna be a killer read.

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Marc, next time RD say's you are " A legend in Parker" he wont be fukin around !!:bowdown:
 

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Holy shit, 65 pages in one day....

All us closed bow (stabbin cabbin) guys are obviously doing it wrong.:champagne:
 

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Holy shit, Im gone for a few hours and this thing explodes... took forever to read all of it... I still say we need more boobie pics....
 

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From what I read you are more on the receiving end rather than the delivery..:D

That's a rather large assumption...no one's posted pics or a description of said event :skull
 

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I gotta ask the most Obvious question........
Do you have a picture of the Deck Boat from Foxes ?:hmm:D

If your asking to know what kinda deck boat pulls ass out of foxes then look no further then conquest boats out of lake Havasu.. :D. There might be some advertising opportunities out of this thread.. Lol

RD
 

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Ten toes up, ten toes down. Two little asses goin round and round. Meat goin in, meat goin out. If that ain't fuckin you can throw me out!!!

ON A DECK BOAT!!!!!!!
 

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I am waiting for the deckboat slogan to be perfected and one of you entrepreneurs to announce a sale on tee shirts..



On a Deckboat...
 

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If your asking to know what kinda deck boat pulls ass out of foxes then look no further then conquest boats out of lake Havasu.. :D. There might be some advertising opportunities out of this thread.. Lol

RD

Just so happens I'm taking my Conquest to Parker in a couple of weeks. That is if they decide to reopen it.
 

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Just so happens I'm taking my Conquest to Parker in a couple of weeks. That is if they decide to reopen it.
After this shit who knows who is aloud where.:D One thing for sure...........

THE FUCKING BROTHAS DIDNT DO IT:D
 

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I am waiting for the deckboat slogan to be perfected and one of you entrepreneurs to announce a sale on tee shirts..

On a Deckboat...

Rvrmom: "I ordered the Cream of Sum YungGai... On a Deckboat"!

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Were NOT Married! Everybody needs a little strange now and again!

Really?
You could've posted this earlier today...I want my day back :grumble: :D
 
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I'm horny who's got a deck boat LMFAO

I can take a good pot shot anyday. I've been nothing but nice on here. I give RAVE reviews of Sandbar Resort and take good pics of the river.

I have had two board members call me today saying this bashing on me is bullshit.

I called out some dude who's not even on the boards. BFD

Oh an I'm sorry I got drunk at the river and didn't bring guacomole.

Woke up from one of your dozen daily "power naps" forgot the guacomole, fresh tomato's for the taco bar...but when you left you did forget your son......but he was fine with us (whom you just met) all weekend! One thing you didn't forget was to hang all over my husband telling him how drunk you were......guess there were not any guys with deck boats available so you decided an open bow would have to do. :hmm
 

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I am waiting for the deckboat slogan to be perfected and one of you entrepreneurs to announce a sale on tee shirts..



On a Deckboat...

At the bare minimum there should at least be a drink at foxes named after this incident. maybe the "deck boat bang" or the "fox's fuck", I dunno but I'm sure the peanut gallery can knock it out of the park given the chance.
 

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Were NOT Married! Give her a break and thank her for starting world record thread over 40,000 views!

I think there is going to be a conquest regatta at foxes next weekend if u guys are really that open in your relationship.. Lol..

RD
 

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At the bare minimum there should at least be a drink at foxes named after this incident. maybe the "deck boat bang" or the "fox's fuck", I dunno but I'm sure the peanut gallery can knock it out of the park given the chance.
Dicking on a deckboat:D
 

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Woke up from one of your dozen daily "power naps" forgot the guacomole, fresh tomato's for the taco bar...but when you left you did forget your son......but he was fine with us (whom you just met) all weekend! One thing you didn't forget was to hang all over my husband telling him how drunk you were......guess there were not any guys with deck boats available so you decided an open bow would have to do. :hmm

Engage the internet forum warp drive....
 

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Woke up from one of your dozen daily "power naps" forgot the guacomole, fresh tomato's for the taco bar...but when you left you did forget your son......but he was fine with us (whom you just met) all weekend! One thing you didn't forget was to hang all over my husband telling him how drunk you were......guess there were not any guys with deck boats available so you decided an open bow would have to do. :hmm

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