Hey Boner!!!!!!!!!! Callll out thread!!!!!!!!

[pronstar]

Woke up from one of your dozen daily "power naps" forgot the guacomole, fresh tomato's for the taco bar...but when you left you did forget your son......but he was fine with us (whom you just met) all weekend! One thing you didn't forget was to hang all over my husband telling him how drunk you were......guess there were not any guys with deck boats available so you decided an open bow would have to do. :hmm

Goddammit...don't you people know that I've got better things to do than read this thread all day?

So...carry on :skull

 

[whiteworks]

Engage the internet forum warp drive....

indeed

 

[shintoooo]

Just keeps getting better

 

[SloWhacker]

Engage the internet forum warp drive....

LOL

 

[Buoy]

one thing i've learned from this thread - if i ever get called out and am not there to defend myself, one of my buddies better step up like sfv2rvr.

he just took ownership, and then gave it back to the people

Post pictures...really? Should we all post the pics of when you were fucking some dude on a deck boat docked to the foxs bar? Fuckin classy!

It was my friends deck boat and also a friend who was servicing her vagina at the dock. This is also the same weekend she broke her foot falling out of the trailer. Scott is a friend of mine and I dont think he is on the boards, nor think is it cool for her to be running her mouth about it. Take it up with scott and quit airing your dirty laundry. These forums already have enough stupid shit on it!:blah:

 

[460]

Woke up from one of your dozen daily "power naps" forgot the guacomole, fresh tomato's for the taco bar...but when you left you did forget your son......but he was fine with us (whom you just met) all weekend! One thing you didn't forget was to hang all over my husband telling him how drunk you were......guess there were not any guys with deck boats available so you decided an open bow would have to do. :hmm

In my best street fighter announcer voice


ROUND 2.................FIGHT

 

[SloWhacker]

jus when u thought it couldnt get any more epic......

 

[fishing fool]

Were NOT Married! Give her a break and thank her for starting world record thread over 40,000 views! Everybody needs a little strange now and again!

So the naked guy in your trailer last weekend was not a mistake????? It was really for you..........:moon:

 

[NorCalRiverRat]

did the Monetary Value of said DECK BOAT just Double ?

 

[kilrtoy]

I'm still here!! I'm not scared

x2

...

Swingers don't get scared...lol:skull

Well there are atleast three chicks still here , they all posted above

 

[Deleted Account]

In my best street fighter announcer voice


ROUND 2.................FIGHT

LOL!

[video=youtube;WvufFwdqMzg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvufFwdqMzg&feature=related[/video]

 

[460]

And you couldn't of chimed in 8 hours ago?:swear

Lemme guess you were gunna go boating today?

 

[RVR SWPR]

Engage the internet forum warp drive....

Class response,the rest of us sat here speechless. Welcome Lunden :thumbsup

 

[FordRacing250]

So the naked guy in your trailer last weekend was not a mistake????? It was really for you..........:moon:

hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[DaytonaBabe]

Woke up from one of your dozen daily "power naps" forgot the guacomole, fresh tomato's for the taco bar...but when you left you did forget your son......but he was fine with us (whom you just met) all weekend! One thing you didn't forget was to hang all over my husband telling him how drunk you were......guess there were not any guys with deck boats available so you decided an open bow would have to do. :hmm

 

[SFV2RVR]

one thing i've learned from this thread - if i ever get called out and am not there to defend myself, one of my buddies better step up like sfv2rvr.

he just took ownership, and then gave it back to the people

Thanks Buoy. Rvrmom gives back to the people too! Bless her little heart!:bowdown:

 

[shintoooo]

Were NOT Married! Give her a break and thank her for starting world record thread over 40,000 views! Everybody needs a little strange now and again!

Already got a divorce??

 

[FordRacing250]

The whole naked guy thing last weekend was just way too funny... he just likes to drink.... ALOT and got lost...

 

[SloWhacker]

perfect..... lol

 

[Buoy]

i've never been to foxes, but i can already see a new menu item... the deck boat platter - with a side of gaucamole.

 

[Flyinbowtie]

To the tune of the Theme of Gilligan's island

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip.
It started down at Foxes on the River...
Aboard this Deck boat (ship)

The mate was a......
The Skipper only had one beer.
Every one was happy,
The crew then disappeared...

The Deck boat started rocking, the drinkers began to cheer.


Please feel free to add

 

[Wmc]

:skull
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[RiverDave]

This thread is red rim scion epic!!

Posted : on a deckboat

 

[shintoooo]

i've never been to foxes, but i can already see a new menu item... the deck boat platter - with a side of gaucamole.

LMAO

 

[Guest]

Woke up from one of your dozen daily "power naps" forgot the guacomole, fresh tomato's for the taco bar...but when you left you did forget your son......but he was fine with us (whom you just met) all weekend! One thing you didn't forget was to hang all over my husband telling him how drunk you were......guess there were not any guys with deck boats available so you decided an open bow would have to do. :hmm

There's a drive!......

 

[wash11]

Internet gold in the making!

 

[Wendi]

Is it a good thing :thumbsup to own a deckboat or a bad thing :thumbsdown?

 

[spectra3279]

I'm horny who's got a deck boat LMFAO

I can take a good pot shot anyday. I've been nothing but nice on here. I give RAVE reviews of Sandbar Resort and take good pics of the river.

I have had two board members call me today saying this bashing on me is bullshit.

I called out some dude who's not even on the boards. BFD

Oh an I'm sorry I got drunk at the river and didn't bring guacomole.

No quacamole but looks like you had some tossed salad

 

[Wmc]

Is it a good thing :thumbsup to own a deckboat or a bad thing :thumbsdown?

It's a good thing silly:thumbsup:skull

 

[DaytonaBabe]

 

[djunkie]

Hey RD. Was this the type of boating content you've been talking about all this time? :thumbsup:skull

 

[shintoooo]

She got Cockamole on her Faceadilla

 

[just_floatin]

The tags for this thread are priceless.

crunchy sheets, don't be rude to rvrmom, friend is good!, have deckboat, housewives of parker, i'm on a deckboat...bitch, love the one you're with, my butt itches!!!, next time bring guacamole, pbk is relieved, rvrdad's confused, rvrmom loves random deck, rvrmom tagged on a deck

Jersey Shores aint got shit on River Dave's Place! People helping People..... J O R D Y quote. Reality TV pilot in the making.

 

[kilrtoy]

You guys have it all wrong....... He was a bartender on a cruise ship and she is alergic to seman........

ain t the first time a board members wife did this

 

[pronstar]

Hey RD. Was this the type of boating content you've been talking about all this time? :thumbsup:skull

LMAO

This thread, brought to you by Lucas Oil :skull

 

[djunkie]

LMAO

This thread, brought to you by Lucas Oil :skull

:thumbsup:thumbsup

 

[Sun burners]

WOW!
Funny thread.

 

[Punchy]

i've never been to foxes, but i can already see a new menu item... the deck boat platter - with a side of gaucamole.

I thought it was forget the guacamole....

 

[Rvrluvr]

this thread reminds me of the one EZkillr started on Hot Boat. Something about blown dough catching her with her hubby....bla bla bla.....that too was an epic thread

 

[RLJ676]

Is this a HB swingin thread now?:boobeyes:

 

[musicFunsun]

I'm still here!! I'm not scared

Too much entertainment to bail from this place!!

 

[Outdrive1]

Woke up from one of your dozen daily "power naps" forgot the guacomole, fresh tomato's for the taco bar...but when you left you did forget your son......but he was fine with us (whom you just met) all weekend! One thing you didn't forget was to hang all over my husband telling him how drunk you were......guess there were not any guys with deck boats available so you decided an open bow would have to do. :hmm

I knew I liked you! :thumbsup

 

[Lunden]

Is this a HB swingin thread now?:boobeyes:

I guess we didn't realize thats how they were rolling until now.....I just threw up in my throat! EEEEEWWWWHHHHuke:

 

[Froggystyle]

There's a drive!......

Its going back...

BTW... a bit of advice. When y'alls wife gets home at 5:26 this evening... don't bother trying to explain what you have been doing all day, and trying to give the "cliff notes" version of the thread. It loses a lot in the translation apparently.

Top Gun was the only thing that kept me afloat....

 

[Fury25]

Being Blown is nice!

But I'd rather own a deck boat!!

2 hours to read and worth every minute!! Rivrmom thanks for the thread of the year!!

 

[Lunden]

I'm calling you out! Your fuckin asshole. You may have a bad ass boat for a fuckin midget. Tell me to shut the fuck up one more time you piece of shit. Oh and you so bad ass you sick your dog on our neighbor. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck u!

You may have wanted to wait until you got the trailer hitch installed on your Toyota Yaris hatchback before you went off. Don't even know the guy you are talking about have only seen him, but when you and RVRDAD troll the park for unsuspecting sober people to launch your boat and take care of your son, you might want to make sure you are not calling out thier friend.......JUST SAYING!:smackhead

 

[WYRD]

This thread reminds me of the good ole "ShockwaveBob and Woody" days:skull

 

[just_floatin]

You may have wanted to wait until you got the trailer hitch installed on your Toyota Yaris hatchback before you went off. Don't even know the guy you are talking about have only seen him, but when you and RVRDAD troll the park for unsuspecting sober people to launch your boat and take care of your son, you might want to make sure you are not calling out thier friend.......JUST SAYING!:smackhead

And yet....the plot thickens

 

[FordRacing250]

how long till it hits 100 pages?

 

[460]

There's a drive!......

Its going back...

BTW... a bit of advice. When y'alls wife gets home at 5:26 this evening... don't bother trying to explain what you have been doing all day, and trying to give the "cliff notes" version of the thread. It loses a lot in the translation apparently.

Top Gun was the only thing that kept me afloat....

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