Hey Boner!!!!!!!!!! Callll out thread!!!!!!!!

[Froggystyle]

I'm not posting my wifes, the mother of my daughers tits on the internet.. Have some cake and forget about it.

Nice...

And FYI... I'll give you a dollar if you fix the quotes in your epic post above there...

 

[RiverDave]

It was not Rvrmom getting serviced, it was the girl boner said had ugly tits.
Get your facts straight before you go hurting feelings

Uh RiverDad, I got some bad news for ya..


RD

 

[EpicOne]

This thread moves so fast I think most of you missed Riverdads post!

 

[ANGRYBUTTCRACK]

I've only been to 'The River,' Havasu.. once.. Looks like I need to buy a boat...

LOL,

ABC

 

[rivermobster]

RiverMobster, I agree 100% in general.. and it isn't the general vibe of the board, and I don't like the personal insults etc..

But I gotta be honest.. When someone calls someone else out, and 20 minutes later someone says "Weren't you just fucking some dude on the deck of a boat a little while back?" it's god damn hilarious, and the OP has everything coming to them if they are going to toss stones in glass houses..



RD

Unfortunately, agreed on all counts.

 

[pronstar]

We have a friend of ours that we go to the desert with that is named "Ten Minute Tony", or "Maiche" (Pronounced May-chuh, which is short for "MH", or Man Whore... spelled wrong... it is a great nickname...) who is known for culling the willing from the herd, and spending a good, solid ten minutes behind the motorhomes and returning trying not to grin...

The women even think it is a little funny. They even warn the single ones about "Maiche" and it seems to add to the allure.

Whores... so awesome!!!!

We used to have this location tech named Dog.
Little buffed-out dude...same dealio.

It never failed. Give the guy a 10 minute break, and without fail he'd find a chick who'd give it up.

We could be on a shoot out in the middle of nowhere, and this guy would somehow find girls and bang 'em in the back of the grip truck.

 

[shintoooo]

It was not Rvrmom getting serviced, it was the girl boner said had ugly tits.
Get your facts straight before you go hurting feelings

Wait now I'm confused :headscratch:

 

[OGShocker]

I've only been to 'The River,' Havasu.. once.. Looks like I need to buy a boat...

LOL,

ABC

Read the rules here, ABC! Post the pics!

 

[EpicOne]

Wait now I'm confused :headscratch:

Wait for it and you might realize it's him being confused and not you. :thumbsdown

 

[oldschool]

Wait now I'm confused :headscratch:

NO, I think Rvrdad is.

 

[zhandfull]

Just when I was about to go out and get some work done.........:skull

Yea this should be good for another 15 pages

 

[OGShocker]

Wait now I'm confused :headscratch:

Yeah, me too... I thought we were a little past the "feeling hurt" stage ...

 

[Punchy]

I'm not posting my wifes, the mother of my daughers tits on the internet.. Have some cake and forget about it.

Haha.... kidding..... you should be happy the consensus here is that your lady is a cool chick. My friends do the same thing to me and I take it as a compliment and give them nothing...lol. And seriously... one has to try.... because cake just doesn't cut it...

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[EpicOne]

Okay....so I need to leave the office and get some work done. Dave, I ask you to please not delete the thread as I'll lose a majority of my posts as well as the newbie's. If you're going to do anything, please use Locking the thread as the furthest extent.

I will also use this post as a marker for my reading tonight.

 

[MadMattress]

NO, I think Rvrdad is.

RVRMOM is treading water.

 

[Froggystyle]

It was not Rvrmom getting serviced, it was the girl boner said had ugly tits.
Get your facts straight before you go hurting feelings

That's a bold move, Cotton, we'll see if it pays off...

 

[SloWhacker]

Post pictures...really? Should we all post the pics of when you were fucking some dude on a deck boat docked to the foxs bar? Fuckin classy!

[video=youtube;EMJNQDcHoCg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMJNQDcHoCg"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMJNQDcHoCg[/video]

 

[Timmay]

That's a bold move, Cotton, we'll see if it pays off...

On the Ocho

 

[Froggystyle]

Just when I was about to go out and get some work done.........:skull

I actually just cancelled a meeting and rescheduled for tomorrow. True story...

 

[shintoooo]

I just had a cup of coffee so I can keep up

 

[Froggystyle]

Yeah, me too... I thought we were a little past the "feeling hurt" stage ...

Nope... first stage is always denial.

Denial (this isn't happening to me!)
Anger (why is this happening to me?)
Bargaining (I promise I'll be a better person if...)
Depression (I don't care anymore)
Acceptance (I'm ready for whatever comes)

 

[HolyMoly]

That's a bold move, Cotton, we'll see if it pays off...

Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokey... Joke-maker!

 

[Ultracrazy]

He probably just rolled over to the right side

Nice

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[scouter]

It was not Rvrmom getting serviced, it was the girl boner said had ugly tits.
Get your facts straight before you go hurting feelings

Lucy, You got some 'splaining to do...... :swear

 

[MadMattress]

I actually just cancelled a meeting and rescheduled for tomorrow. True story...

I was gonna go home 3 hours early, but no I'm still here waiting for RVRMOM to come back on or a lock, which ever comes first.

 

[batterup]

Can we please take a five minute bathroom break?

 

[Deleted Account]

I was gonna go home 3 hours early, but no I'm still here waiting for RVRMOM to come back on or a lock, which ever comes first.

RD's wet dream right there, LOL How's that for some site traffic?

 

[Foghorn]

Loose E, You got some 'splaining to do...... :swear

I say I say...

I fixed it for you.

 

[shintoooo]

It was not Rvrmom getting serviced, it was the girl boner said had ugly tits.
Get your facts straight before you go hurting feelings

If this really was the case, does that mean that SFV2RVR was servicing RVRMOM???

 

[Long Way Home]

rvrmom went back to Foxes yesterday, maybe someone should drive by Foxes to see if rvrmon is still there with her friends drinking Bloody Mary's.

 

[scouter]

I say I say...

I fixed it for you.

Good one....

 

[DaytonaBabe]

I say I say...

I fixed it for you.

Nice... now I have tea in my keyboard.

 

[Weekend Therapy]

Just when you think it will die it just keeps picking up speed.

 

[OCMerrill]

Some great lines in this thread. Froggy your off the hook today.

Whatever RvrDad got off he might want to get back on.

This thread is soley responsible for a dip of the GNP today. Work just didn't happen for most. 20k+ views in 6 hours. LMAO.

 

[SFV2RVR]

If this really was the case, does that mean that SFV2RVR was taking care of RVRMOM???

That would be negative ghostrider. No disrespect to rvrdad! Rvrmom already took care of that


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[oldschool]

rvrmom went back to Foxes yesterday, maybe someone should drive by Foxes to see if rvrmon is still there with her friends drinking Bloody Mary's.

Or on a deckboat.

 

[RiverDave]

I actually just cancelled a meeting and rescheduled for tomorrow. True story...

Nope... first stage is always denial.

Denial (this isn't happening to me!)
Anger (why is this happening to me?)
Bargaining (I promise I'll be a better person if...)
Depression (I don't care anymore)
Acceptance (I'm ready for whatever comes)

And the hits just keep on coming.. LOL

Can we please take a five minute bathroom break?

No shit, these people are posting faster then my cell phone will load the pages!

RD

 

[Shane54]

http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38440&page=186


This could have been taken from a deck boat!!!

 

[Froggystyle]

Some great lines in this thread. Froggy your off the hook today.

Thanks, but I am butt-hurt at the abject lack of response to the Top Gun video. That is the hardest I have laughed in a very long time...

This thread is soley responsible for a dip of the GNP today. Work just didn't happen for most. 20k+ views in 6 hours. LMAO.

10% unexpected stagnation of all markets...

 

[Foghorn]

I say I say...

I know where rvrmom was on the 30th, and it looks like a step up from a deck boat.

http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showpost.php?p=779837&postcount=1725

 

[O Soto Gari]

#1 rule of the internet- Do not post on the same forum your spouse/significant other posts on..

 

[OGShocker]

Thanks, but I am butt-hurt at the abject lack of response to the Top Gun video. That is the hardest I have laughed in a very long time.....

I responded to it on FaceBook!


Fly NAVY!!!

 

[Froggystyle]

I motion that from now on, all people participating in this thread, after reading any fortune cookie out loud, finish with "on a deckboat"...

For example... "A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection... on a deckboat!"

 

[ANGRYBUTTCRACK]

random..

 

[OGShocker]

I say I say...

I know where rvrmom was on the 30th, and it looks like a step up from a deck boat.

http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showpost.php?p=779837&postcount=1725

Was the boat named after her?

 

[Froggystyle]

I responded to it on FaceBook!


Fly NAVY!!!

Yeah, but I felt like I had to post it somewhere because it was ignored.

I will not be ignored!!!!

 

[ductape1000]

Wow!! I'm tired! I wish I could read faster!!

sent from not nearly close enough to the river!

 

[RiverDave]

#1 rule of the internet- Do not post on the same forum your spouse/significant other posts on..

random..

Welcome to the board officially now..

RD

 

[Foghorn]

I say I say...

Ok Dave, these new guys are out of control with the posting. It's fricken anarchy in here. Sand dunes?

 

[Bense]

random..

ABC - i've met up with u a time or two on some dune rides. U have a nice car. Carry on.