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A lotta money goes for permits and chit it will be left the same or better than they found it.
We respect Mudder erf.
A lotta money goes for permits and chit it will be left the same or better than they found it.
That’s the sad part with some of these renters mentality. Many will do that with no shame.There’s sooo much wrong gonna happen now as a result of this rain. Those rigs are gonna be there for a month. Unless it’s 100 degrees this week.
A lot of the rvs that are rented are usually rented without saying they’re going to BM.
Since the rental places charge like $3-5k cleaning deposits. That dust shit sticks to everything. Smart burners tape up the exterior
Storage doors and even window frames.
Matt’s off-road recovery could make ton$$.
So could Diesel brothers!
Those rented rvs normally returned this week are now gonna be $$$. Or worse. Could you imagine the call: hey, the rv is stuck in Nevada.
We had to bail. Go get it yourself.
Lots of money is spent to put this hippie fest on, close to 50 mil. I've read. Some day I'll attend.We respect Mudder erf.
He’s got a thyroid!! LolHe's not fat, he's just big boned... And big bellied, and big cankled.
OK Fokkers. I was there. Monday to Saturday. We made it out Saturday afternoon about 4:00. I will post photos and. Details once I get home.
It was pretty fun, but seriously tempered by the weather. Right now it's a mess, We're fighting traffic on the 215 now. Super windy on the 395 all day.
Thank you for this DILLGAF…best laugh I’ve had in a year!
That dumb fuck ranting is too fucking stupid to understand a dry LAKE BED getting WET is not crimate change...fucking imbecile..He sounds like a lefty whack job, enjoy that beer.
He’s got a thyroid!! Lol
The wife and I say that as a joke whenever we see big one.
Apparently this is one of the really fun/cool activities at Burning man...
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...I don't get it
Is lsd and vaccines mandatory at this festival ?I have some videos of that at night. Those are 125 gallon liquid storage tanks in a steel cage. It is a simple structure. They are stacked 8 wide and 8 tall, in a giant cube. Each has multiple LED lights inside so at night it flashes, changes and the lights look pretty cool. It is pretty basic in comparison to the more amazing structures out there. View attachment 1273730
This sums up KOHThere's all different types of people there. From the dipshit theme camp attendees to the tons of old school camper folks who know how to survive in this environment.
Techs and engineers are out there a month in advance laying out the city streets and systems. They deal with wind, rain dust storms in a very harsh environment annually. Because the weat tutus on Tuesday doesn't make them weak. LOL
I've seen worse mud at KOH. Some of the interviews are telling of the strength (lack) of the burner community. When we lived in Reno the week after BM was the worst. The Burners left a massive mess in Reno, sure they dragged it out of the desert, but they piled it up in Reno. I will never forget staying at GSR the week after BM and watching the pool turn into a swamp as the hobbits tried to return to civilian life.
Seems like many Burners just need an excuse to become someone else for a week and do all the shit they can't do as regular citizens.
I have no interest in attending, but good for them to gather a group of like-minded individuals together. That mud is gonna be the gift that keeps on giving. The first thing that came to my mind was the mix of swamp water with fecal matter and waste. Any open wounds on the feet are going to present a little post-BM excitement.
Conditions now are vastly better, the mud does dry out in a day or two. At work we call this oil based mud. It sticks. It doesn't wash off. It clumps and becomes a heavy blob. After watching the TRX guy I was pretty worried about getting out. If the rain was going to continue, conditions would only get worse. We watched and waited to see if things got better. And honestly the did get better, but not much.
I‘m pretty sure mushrooms is what all the independent thinking non-conformists hipsters are doing these days to be unique.The truth will set you free. ...then again LSD will do the same only with less commitment.
By buddy,his wife and his neighbor and his wife were long time Gigsville Burners…they stopped going 5 or so years ago after going for like 10 years…said it became to “corporate “. I just remember the “Playa Dust” was forever stuck on anything they took out there.View attachment 1273832
My brother sent me this. Said “ best burning man I never went to”. He drove up to see what’s up. He’s been DPW and wife been kitchen. Burners for a long time at Gigsville. Thinks he’s pretty much over it.
Skillet is my brother. Then Paula Paula Paula, jet, justifier, tack it, fish, and on…By buddy,his wife and his neighbor and his wife were long time Gigsville Burners…they stopped going 5 or so years ago after going for like 10 years…said it became to “corporate “. I just remember the “Playa Dust” was forever stuck on anything they took out there.
thanks for a great and objective write up. I had some curiosity about doing a BM and you have quenched that. The “no guns” is a non sequitur for me but beyond that, the more I read, the more it is a hard pass. I do love the irony of how it started off as a bunch of disestablishmentarinists who now make a rather comfortable living with their BM corporation. Proves that capitalism will prevail.A friend of mine got two tickets and a parking pass last minute. I found a rental trailer and we went. This was my third time attending. We used his truck which is a very capable 2016 Toyota Landcruiser. It has not only 4x4 but some very sophisticated driving modes for sand and mud. We didn't need them, but apparently the truck can literally drive itself out of a sticky situation.
We arrived up there on Monday about noon. It is an eleven hour drive from San Diego. We overnighted at a place called Wilson Canyon Rest Area, a gravelly parking lot next to the little river. Empty, quiet and free. From there we made it the rest of the way. Entering was easy, hardly a few cars in front of us.
We passed through "Gate." They check your ticket, read you some rules and check your rig for stowaways and unapproved items. No fireworks, guns, anything that will leave a mess behind. They have to return the playa lake bed back to how they found it. So every bit of trash is picked up and removed. The soil where fires where is removed, and holes, lumps and ruts are graded away. The BLM is very strict with them on this and they take it very seriously. I chatted with a guy who had to spend an hour peeling glue on fur from his bicycle. LOL
The city is laid out like a clockface. The streets radiate outwards and are named after the hours on a clock. Perpendicular streets are alphabetical. We camped around 6:00 and J street. The camps closer to the center are typically a theme camp, a sound camp or a placed camp. The outer rings are for folks like us, in RV's or tents. They call the outer areas the suburbs.
There are all kind of people there. Tons of families, lots of weirdos, all ages, all varieties. There's plenty of hot skinny chicks in tiny outfits, the instagram influencer types looking for photo ops. They like tall boots and sparkly captain hats. The drug scene is pretty blatant too. I watched a fellow in yellow speedo wander around and brush his teeth for 30 minutes straight. He just paced and brushed. LOL. I put him in the weirdo/drug category.
Our camp neighbors were a software geek from the Bay Area in a Mercedes sprinter van. He comes out to the desert there to launch rockets. The other folks close by were a younger couple. She's a wedding photographer and her husband. Totally normal sensible folks. Although they did dress up in furry animal outfits one day. LOL
The wind wasn't bad on our first day. We got set up and hopped on our bikes to ride around. The draws out there are the art, the people watching and the music. There are literally hundreds of themed camps to visit. Most are offering free coffee, or fresh pizza, or baked focachia bread or noodles, or grilled sandwiches, etc. There are no food vendors. All you can buy is ice. But all these camps give away their wares all day and night. They have their entertainment zone with chairs or tables or cushions and pillows and you can go hang out and meet them. The entertainment is limitless. One camp sets up a roller rink. The skates are free to use and you can roll around to the bumping disco music all day and all night.
There's lot of propane and fire stuff going on. El Pulpo Mechanico was out, and other creations too. Wings of Glory is a giant flying horse sculpture that moves and blows fire. There's tons of cool Mutant Vehicles and crazy cars out there. I noted multiple flying carpets made out of a converted golf cart. The washing machine on the mobility scooter was hilarious.
Adrian Landon Metal Sculpture
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The wind was a bit much on day two so we spent a lot that day just hanging in the RV. In the afternoon we rode around more. My camping partner got a nice flogging from a hot italian girl in a red teddy. The evenings were similar, ride around visit some camps and enjoy the scenery.
The problem was later in the week on Thursday when the rain started. We all thought it would just a little bit and it would keep the dust down. But it rained all night. A lot. The dust was gone alright but was any hope of traction. We spent the next day just hunkering down. The mud is so sticky that it just clumps on your shoes. I figured out just wearing socks was the key. The Burning Man Radio station just kept telling everyone to wait. To stay put, it will get better. But it rained again. LOL They told us the roads were closed and driving was prohibited. But I watched some vehicles getting out. I temped an ATV full of BRC rangers over with a box of donuts and asked them about getting out. They admitted if you could get to the gate no on was going to keep you from leaving.
Cell service out there is crap. Maybe you can get one bar and eke out a text message every 45 minutes. Spotty service at best. I was able to get a weather report from my wife that showed weather on Saturday night was calling for more rain, and possible showers and thunderstorms on Sunday. With more water coming, and no sun or wind to dry out the mud I figured it would be getting worse. They can't pump the portopotties, they can't bring in more ice, water or pump RV tanks.... I didn't want to stay four more days.
Haha…that’s awesome! Scott and Paula are amazing people! I use to Best Boy for Damon…having Scott on our crew is a god send…enjoy going up to his place in Grass Valley and hanging out. This reminds me that I give Scott a call today!Skillet is my brother. Then Paula Paula Paula, jet, justifier, tack it, fish, and on…
We overnighted at a place called Wilson Canyon Rest Area, a gravelly parking lot next to the little river. Empty, quiet and free.
That looks like it's good for the environment those people are idiotsThe man is burning!
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