Alligators spotted in the channel

[TrollerDave]

Train it to bite people who leave EZ-Up frames on the beach.

Train him to hold a spot on the beach for you. No more leaving your stuff on the beach or getting up at 4:00 in the morning to get a spot in the channel.

 

[4Waters]

Hopefully just one since they aren't asexual.

How do you know? It can be whatever it wants

 

[RiverDave]

This better be a joke I will literally pull out of havasu tonight. I don’t fuck with gators

Let me know if you want us to list your house.. lol doesn’t appear to be a joke

 

[Ziggy]

How do you know? It can be whatever it wants

Changing the outside doesn't change the inside.
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Any-whoooooo, sure glad I put a pool in out there

 

[stephenkatsea]

In the words of Rahm Emanuel - Never let a serious crisis go to waste. . . . .

 

[RiverDave]

@BoatCop had said one of his deputies swore they saw one by Bill Williams. But I think that was decades ago.

I am having a hard time remembering it now but I thought that was in Parker 25-30 years ago? I couldn’t remember if it was a wives tale or if Boatcop said it.. but now that you mention it I think it was Boatcop?

I thought some asshole released a couple of them but they caught them pretty quick..

 

[TrollerDave]

Let me know if you want us to list your house.. lol doesn’t appear to be a joke

Swoopin in!

 

[941Punk]

Only a 4 foot gator?? awww that's cute. lol

 

[RiverDave]

1,000 bucks to the first person that can get an rdp sticker on this little guy.. and I mean the gator not Wayne lol

 

[DUNEFLYER]

I am a wreck, I have lost my emotional support gator this weekend. He broke the string tied to my beach chair in the channel. I will throw in an extra 50.00 if found and returned with a RDP sticker on him.

 

[JFMFG]

Let me know if you want us to list your house.. lol doesn’t appear to be a joke

Someone watched lake placid before their trip to havasu and wanted to dump some in the lake.

 

[hallett21]

I am having a hard time remembering it now but I thought that was in Parker 25-30 years ago? I couldn’t remember if it was a wives tale or if Boatcop said it.. but now that you mention it I think it was Boatcop?

I thought some asshole released a couple of them but they caught them pretty quick..

@BoatCop just recently made a post about it. But he called it something else (not a gator some other species).

 

[530RL]

I heard the alligators favorite meal is a beaver? Probably why it was spotted in the channel?

 

[4Waters]

@BoatCop just recently made a post about it. But he called it something else (not a gator some other species).

Cayman

 

[Tooms22]

Just shot this video of @RiverDave in channel!

 

[hallett21]

Cayman

That’s it!


Post 86

Big River?

475K https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/150515-Del-Rey-Dr-Big-River-CA-92242/17510375_zpid/? I wouldn't invest that much money unless I was ok losing it. Although you probably can't find riverfront cheaper. That money would go further in Havasu for sure but the boating style is completely...

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[4Waters]

That’s it!


Post 86

Big River?

475K https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/150515-Del-Rey-Dr-Big-River-CA-92242/17510375_zpid/? I wouldn't invest that much money unless I was ok losing it. Although you probably can't find riverfront cheaper. That money would go further in Havasu for sure but the boating style is completely...

www.riverdavesplace.com

I've heard they have been spotted in Bill Williams preserve

 

[Nordie]

Cayman

I had to look that up, I never heard of it before.

 

[Flying_Lavey]

1,000 bucks to the first person that can get an rdp sticker on this little guy.. and I mean the gator not Wayne lol

Shit.... I'd wrestle that Sum-bitch for $1k. lol!

 

[ElAzul]

I haven't been back in that water after watching Piranha eat that dude's pecker

 

[Flatsix66]

An oldie - https://www.havasunews.com/free_acc...cle_6db2f9ec-985c-11e9-b0f8-63235d313d54.html

2019 -

PARKER — An alligator in the Colorado River surprised some swimmers and boaters over the weekend.

It turned out to be a radio-controlled toy, according to the La Paz County Sheriff’s Office.

Sheriff spokesman Lt. Curt Bagby said he had received three calls about the alligator, and there were posts online speculating about it.


This is just the latest odd thing to be found in the river near Parker. On June 9, the day after the Parker Tube Float, divers from the sheriff’s office and Buckskin Fire Department removed two explosive devices, later identified as M80 fireworks, from the river at Castle Rock Shores RV Park. This RV park is located just north of where the Tube Float started at Buckskin Mountain State Park.


In October 2010, a real alligator was caught on the Colorado River by a fisherman and Fort Mohave Indian Tribe Animal Control.

He was a six-month-old gator named Wally, and he had gone missing a week earlier when the Shrine Circus was in the area.

The most famous items to be found in the Colorado River were the two fake skeletons, Bernie and Bernadette, who were found in May 2015.


A local snorkeler, Martin Sholl, saw them and reported to authorities he might have seen human remains on the bottom of the river.

When a diver went down to the site, he found the skeletons were fake.

The skeletons had been placed there by a Phoenix couple who were both divers.

They had purchased the skeletons as Halloween decorations from Costco, and had put them in the river as references for themselves on their dives. “Bernie” was named after the 1989 dark comedy, “Weekend at Bernie’s,” where two young insurance company executives have to maintain a ruse that their murdered boss is still alive.

The two fake skeletons caused a media sensation. Bagby said he was kept busy handling inquiries about them.

He added he was receiving calls from media is places he’d never even heard of.

 

[RJ65]

His name is Fred. He's here on vacation from Florida. He came to see the Chit Show in the channel.

If you know, you know.

 

[HNL2LHC]

How do you know? It can be whatever it wants

I read somewhere on the inter-web that that they are non-binary OR was that crocodiles?

 

[Amy@Team RDP]

Just shot this video of @RiverDave in channel!

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Can you imagine? The news headline "River Dave Dundee saves Havasu from gator channel invasion!"

 

[Big B Hova]

Let me know if you want us to list your house.. lol doesn’t appear to be a joke

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Swoopin in!

Fixed it for ya

 

[PlanB]

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Maybe it’s time to start carrying on the boat

I always do. Gonna make some boots if I find it.

 

[Deckin Around]

we haven’t seen an alligator but my friend did snap these photos of the manatee herd last weekend near the top of the lake.

 

[brgrcru]

There all over in Blythe
What’s the big deal !

 

[just_floatin]

I wonder if LHCPD received alligator training

 

[rivergames]

River Gators Place

 

[Big B Hova]

Well son of a bitch.... he ain't lieing

 

[2Driver]

Could be a boon for Bullhead Laughlin

 

[Yldboyz]

This is interesting.

 

[Mini Kat]

“I’m biting the next SOB that squirts me with a super soaker!”
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The only reason that the allegator is so honorary is because his Teeth are all crooked and messed up that's what mama used to say.....LMAO

 

[Good Stuff]

You and @Good Stuff both are sweating....

She will sell everything

 

[Bpracing1127]

This is fake news until a picture surfaces

 

[RiverDave]

This is fake news until a picture surfaces

I don’t think the cops would be warning everyone at the dog park if it was fake?

 

[Todd Mohr]

Let's get that lizard gone by next weekend boys, not too many places to hide in the channel.

 

[RiverDave]

Let's get that lizard gone by next weekend boys, not too many places to hide in the channel.

It isn’t in the channel anymore

 

[Starloans]

I grew up boating the Flint River in Georgia and you would literally be wakeboarding or tubing, and pass by an alligator sunbathing on shore. Lots of water moccasins too. Guess what…..we’re all still alive

Not going to lie though……bring a so cal kid it took a minute before I warmed up to the situation

Yeah...I was gonna say something similar. Grew up on NC and used to waterski on Lake Waccamaw. Ski right across them. LOL. Good times. Never really worried about getting bit even when down in the water. They pretty much stayed away from the HOOMANS. Used to visit my cousin in Pensacola in the summer and go night skinny dipping ....um I mean swimming in the local lakes with with bunch of girls. We never had a problem but I guess we could have. I'm too old and skered to do that now.

 

[Mini Kat]

1,000 bucks to the first person that can get an rdp sticker on this little guy.. and I mean the gator not Wayne lol

1,000 bucks to the first person that can get an rdp sticker on this little guy.. and I mean the gator not Wayne lol

I do have a RDP shirt on right now does that count?......LOL

 

[4Waters]

Yeah...I was gonna say something similar. Grew up on NC and used to waterski on Lake Waccamaw. Ski right across them. LOL. Good times. Never really worried about getting bit even when down in the water. They pretty much stayed away from the HOOMANS. Used to visit my cousin in Pensacola in the summer and go night skinny dipping ....um I mean swimming in the local lakes with with bunch of girls. We never had a problem but I guess we could have. I'm too old and skered to do that now.

POP
P: Power
O: Of the
P: Pussy

It makes men do crazy things

 

[Mini Kat]

I heard the alligators favorite meal is a beaver? Probably why it was spotted in the channel?

I heard the same thing
..LOL And don't forget today is Taco Tuesday.

 

[RiverDave]

And here ya go..

 

[~JM~]

Gator?

C'mon....

 

[Ziggy]

And here ya go..

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Sure looks like he had a clear shot

 

[Mini Kat]

Shit.... I'd wrestle that Sum-bitch for $1k. lol!

I hope you're talking about the alligator and not me.....LOL

 

[Outdrive1]

Sure looks like he had a clear shot

No shit

 

[Outdrive1]

I hope you're talking about the alligator and not me.....LOL

A thousand bucks is a thousand bucks.

 

[Blackmagic94]

Great. Wait for Sierra club to sue to shut down the lake to protect the new native species