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warpt71

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Malort is pretty bad, tastes like mold to me
 

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Zwak was a liquor trying to compete with
Jaeger

Brutal taste.
Thickness like the tar they patch asphalt cracks with.
 

Willie B

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I have tried most everything, except the exotic ones posted that I’ve never heard of… But the one I would truly stay away from as a Jager Meister
 

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I can confidently say I have consumed (stupidly) the absolute worst drink known to mankind.

Traveling in China a few years ago and a restaurant had these on display in the entry.

Yeah, those are dead snakes.
No clue what else is in there with them though.

It surprisingly only took a few Chinese beers to convince us it was a good idea to order up a round.

It tastes exactly like it looks like it would.

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I can confidently say I have consumed (stupidly) the absolute worst drink known to mankind.

Traveling in China a few years ago and a restaurant had these on display in the entry.

Yeah, those are dead snakes.
No clue what else is in there with them though.

It surprisingly only took a few Chinese beers to convince us it was a good idea to order up a round.

It tastes exactly like it looks like it would.

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Wtf? Wow after looking at the pics, I am now 100% positive that the Corona virus did NOT originate on China 🤭
 

H20 Toie

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You guys have some funny answers. but just let me put this to an end

Yukon Jack doesn't get any worse than that



you can close this thread now :)
 

dread Pirate

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I can confidently say I have consumed (stupidly) the absolute worst drink known to mankind.

Traveling in China a few years ago and a restaurant had these on display in the entry.

Yeah, those are dead snakes.
No clue what else is in there with them though.

It surprisingly only took a few Chinese beers to convince us it was a good idea to order up a round.

It tastes exactly like it looks like it would.

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This is the only thing I've been able to come up with to save myself from a checkmate by my daughter. However it's not legal to import.

Friend had a bottle of rattlesnake wine maybe 30 years ago. Got it off a reservation I think? Was what it sounds like, a rattlesnake coiled up in a bottle or booze.
 

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Not sure it's worse than Malort... But this damn hot sauce whiskey is utter shit. No real smell to alert you that your taste buds are about to be destroyed, and then enough proof to intensify the burn.

Absinthe is hit or miss, depends on your stance of black licorice...
 

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Not sure it's worse than Malort... But this damn hot sauce whiskey is utter shit. No real smell to alert you that your taste buds are about to be destroyed, and then enough proof to intensify the burn.

Absinthe is hit or miss, depends on your stance of black licorice...


This could work. I accepted defeat in the hot sauce battle a few years ago when she brought Daves Insanity Sauce. This might just be the ticket to redemption!! 😍
 

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You guys have some funny answers. but just let me put this to an end

Yukon Jack doesn't get any worse than that



you can close this thread now :)
After a slice of Moose Turd Pie you'd be begging for a swig of Yukon Jack. They just go together. :)
 

Flying_Lavey

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I've had a Gradma shot which was beyond horrible which was just a straight shot of Granmarnier. I habe had a shot of this giant bottle of whiskey that was in a wood rack that tilted to pour it. I was told it was Grandpa some whiskey? I dunno. It was HORRIBLE. I have also had a bar mat and a cement mixer shot. They were bad, but didn't stick around for me as much as the first 2.
 

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Not sure if it's the worst but I still remember being sick when me & a buddy drank a bottle of Old Sergeant #8 whiskey when we were probably 15 years old back in Iowa. I googled the name but no record of it existing but me & my best friend still talk about it almost 50 years later LOL.
 

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I have tried most everything, except the exotic ones posted that I’ve never heard of… But the one I would truly stay away from as a Jager Meister
Do you know Honda Doug?
We crushed each other one night on my deck with that shit.
 

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This was it^
Was at the NSRA Nats in Bakersfield, host hotel on setup day. Bartender girl was trying stuff. Took me a about three gin and tonics to wash that out!
Went to a bar with my sisters boyfriend at the time. I had recently turned 21. He ordered me up a Cement Mixer after I was pretty well lit. I may have blown chunks. He then orders me a Brain Tumor. It wasn't as bad but I still wanted
to kick his ass. We were drinking Mind Erasers that night. Have no clue what's in a Mind Eraser to this day.
 

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I’m not much of a drinker but once my GF at the time decided she wanted to get me drunk because she had never seen me drunk. We wound up doing shots of Keitel One at home in some sort of drinking game. I don’t remember much but I do know I got to the point where I thought I was going to throw up but I couldnt stand up to walk so I’m crawling down the hallway to the bathroom. Almost made it. Just wound up throwing up on the carpet. I think I also passed out right next to it. Had to clean the carpet the following day.

Anyone, I’m sure K1 isn’t a bad vodka, but trying to down the whole bottle is no bueno.

For those of you that don’t like Fireball, I don’t like whatever liquor is traditionally paired with eggnog but I’ve found a little Fireball goes pretty well with it. And I top it off with a little more cinnamon. That’s my holidays kick, just like Clark Griswold.
 

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Went to a bar with my sisters boyfriend at the time. I had recently turned 21. He ordered me up a Cement Mixer after I was pretty well lit. I may have blown chunks. He then orders me a Brain Tumor. It wasn't as bad but I still wanted
to kick his ass. We were drinking Mind Erasers that night. Have no clue what's in a Mind Eraser to this day.

Mind eraser is kahlua and vodka at the bottom of a glass, with a float of soda water on top. Several straws, and you drink from the bottom of glass as fast as you can, the soda water acts as a "chaser" and quickly taking in the caffeine adds to the "buzz". Any shot that congeals like the cement mixer or brain tumors are absolutely horrible.

These kinds of things are just designed to be terrible, but the next tier up is anything like the above, but start putting them in the microwave. be weary of anything called a "sweaty" something or other, that's something that has been in the microwave :)
 

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When I was in my early teens my Uncle decided to make red wine at home.

It was so bad they let us drink it but we couldn’t. 😂
 
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