When a hooker steals. in your home..... and then the Response options

[HubbaHubbaLife]

lol with happy enndings at the end of the tour. lol. Seriously. We need a new farm thread. This is the horny guys thread still looking for pictures of said hookers.

Sorry, cant say I miss having all those thieving girls roaming through my place. Good learning experience for sure though.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Just a pic of me acting like a teenage girl......

 

[n2otoofast4u]

Can we go back to snorting blow and banging hookers yet!?

 

[Willie B]

Can we go back to snorting blow and banging hookers yet!?

… It looks like it’s going to be cocktail parties… And of course blow…

 

[Mandelon]

Just a pic of me acting like a teenage girl...... View attachment 1478570 View attachment 1478570

Que suave! Las chicas nunca tuvieron una oportunidad.

 

[cxr]

Can we go back to snorting blow and banging hookers yet!?

Right

 

[OGShocker]

Next week we will read the lamentations of a poster who’s house was robbed of $5K that the strippers boyfriend somehow knew was in the kitchen cabinet, all his precious weed (and the humidor) is gone, the “family business” is being shook down, and he cant figure out why.

RDP, where soft porn, dope news, prostitution, thievery, gang signs and strippers are all in one thread.


Maybe this is the thread that will finally lure in those jet setting affluent members??


At the minimum it should be saved for the school board campaign cover sheet.
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WHO talks like this guy? This can't be real.

 

[spectra3279]

Que suave! Las chicas nunca tuvieron una oportunidad.

Engrish preeze

 

[rmarion]

Engrish preeze

 

[Mandelon]

Suave should be "smooth" rather than soft. LOL

 

[spectra3279]

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See can't trust google

 

[rmarion]

Suave should be "smooth" rather than soft. LOL

I have posted job opening position for a "Fact Checker"

after reviewing your recent thread... I believe you are not qualified for this position, do to your current work back load..

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Can we go back to snorting blow and banging hookers yet!?

It was so exhausting as a lifestyle though.... I had to try it but just wasn't man enough, dumb enough or whatever to sustain it. I enjoy trying new things... keeps life interesting. Hookers in the end are sad people... I cant do sad very long

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

… It looks like it’s going to be cocktail parties… And of course blow…

Oh for sure.... that doesn't change!

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Que suave! Las chicas nunca tuvieron una oportunidad.

Gosh, I hadn't had to use a translator since the hooker era... sure haven't missed using that thing

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Suave should be "smooth" rather than soft. LOL

Yeah I kinda figured that and appreciated the compliment.... imagine how tricky it is using that Google translator app over a 3 month "relationship" with a 24 yr old lol... so many mistaken communications!

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

WHO talks like this guy? This can't be real.

I thought these types dropped off way back when... welcome

 

[AFTERSHOCK RACING+]

 

[n2otoofast4u]

It was so exhausting as a lifestyle though.... I had to try it but just wasn't man enough, dumb enough or whatever to sustain it. I enjoy trying new things... keeps life interesting. Hookers in the end are sad people... I cant do sad very long

Oh fuck that’s no shit, and I was doing it with chicks that spoke English. It’s fun, but Fack it’s hard keep up the lifestyle!

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Oh fuck that’s no shit, and I was doing it with chicks that spoke English. It’s fun, but Fack it’s hard keep up the lifestyle!

I was often saying, "Is the Juice worth The Squeeze?"

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Time for an Update... we partying tonight ... only dumbasses keyboard when in this condition so here we go:

Getting ready for a 90 day anniversary with the 60 year old New Orleans raised gal down here some 7 years. We've butted heads like all strong independent single types do I reckon.... but she's a business hustler and we both know how to sit down and discuss what our issue was rather than bury it and have it swell up later. I'd say that aspect has been the most refreshing feature in dating an "Old Bird." I may be 66 as of today but have truly only experienced women in the 25-35 range so this presents a very different experience for me. You married guys will relate to this; We'll be chatting and she'll correct or admonish me on some shit I'll say and I smile at her and calmly say, "Well you of course are correct... matter of fact I'm wrong about pretty much everything since we met and I appreciate you helping me become aware of that." She loves when I do that cause though she is a powerhouse type and used to winning she seems to appreciate a guy who can roll over without needing to fight. check out what a lil badass this gal is.... I guess maybe 3-4 years ago she wanted to go live in Playa del Carmen which is basically Cancun. She left Rosarito and rented a place for maybe a year and would come and go as she liked. Its a 5 hour flight from TJ. Well she met a gal who befriended her and turned out to be a grifter in the end. Fortunately and unfortunately my gal is very trusting in people and she likes to have people around a lot I've noticed. Well this Cancun gal ends up selling a car, stealing jewelry and some other shit while lil badass is gone back in Rosarito. I guess she was staying in a guest room during that period. Now granted I am only hearing one side of all this but my gal decides to fly on a redeye last this past week for the sole purpose of taking this grifter down and getting her shit out of storage there sending it back to Rosarito. She went to court there on day two and also hired some local thugs. She was at my place the night before her flight and I was gently asking some questions but really didnt want to dig too deep. She told me she has a one way ticket and isn't sure how many days this will take. Turns out this gal called not only her son but also her Ft Lauderdale business partner and said all kinds of things that my gal wont stand for. Apparently she's been letting dust settle and after maybe a year or so decided its time to take care of business. Tell ya what, I will not be fucking with this lil badass.... when she sets that jaw and gets her teeth in your backside she aint letting go. Her two hired bodyguard types in Cancun basically told her they'd be fine making her disappear. Thank goodness she took the high road and will be returning in a day or two. Regardless of what lies between these lines this powerhouse will not be dull... so here we go fellas.... Viva Mexico!

 

[pkrrvr619]

this thread reads like a novel. the story arc is second to none.

 

[gqchris]

I'd say that aspect has been the most refreshing feature in dating an "Old Bird." I may be 66 as of today but have truly only experienced women in the 25-35 range

Me and my buddies call older chicks "Buzzards"! I love "Old Bird" as well. Love that someone else uses the same terms.

Like you I never have dated or been in a relationship with women outside that age range either. I still got 5 years left on my current model to reach Buzzardry Status!. But I can certainly see that as she gets older, it becomes a lot easier to make sense of her craziness.

Enjoy this new found adventure, and thanks for updating us!

 

[mash on it]

66 yesterday?
Happy Birthday

Check the oil.

Dan'l

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

this thread reads like a novel. the story arc is second to none.

Appreciate that comment.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Me and my buddies call older chicks "Buzzards"! I love "Old Bird" as well. Love that someone else uses the same terms.

Like you I never have dated or been in a relationship with women outside that age range either. I still got 5 years left on my current model to reach Buzzardry Status!. But I can certainly see that as she gets older, it becomes a lot easier to make sense of her craziness.

Enjoy this new found adventure, and thanks for updating us!

You are welcome and thanks for enjoying the shared journey. Here's to the Buzzards & Old Birds

 

[Willie B]

…She is a very pretty lady…

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

…She is a very pretty lady…

Thanks... she's one of those lil powerhouses... gonna be a fun eventful ride I think.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

66 yesterday?
Happy Birthday

Check the oil.

Dan'l

HeeHee... I always need reminders thanks.... so far holding his fluids nicely but going for a run today so will check.
Oh and hey hey... I had the tranny fluid changed cause I never did and have put 4k miles on it now. I took off in 1st kinda showing off and clutch/ tranny wasn't happy switching to 2nd almost grinding like I'd tried to go into reverse which no way as its way the hell out of that direction.... clutch was a tad soft to floor so I took it real easy and over next few stop n go miles it came back to normal. Anybody got feedback on any of that? I was surprised that it calls for ATF tranny oil on a manual so maybe I'm being over sensitive but this never happened in past. its fine now and I had to do some clutch feathering coming up my mud hill later that day.

 

[J DUNN]

“ Tell ya what, I will not be fucking with this lil badass...”


You are “fucking with her” though, right?
Rhetorical question.

 

[Willie B]

Thanks... she's one of those lil powerhouses... gonna be a fun eventful ride I think.

… Tell you what… You give me her exact date of birth, not necessarily the exact time of birth, but the exact date and location of her birth… I will do a quick horoscope to see what kind of ride you may be in for …Lol… also your exact birthdate and place of birth… I can do a compatibility rating… But most of the time a man is better off not knowing… One way or another sounds like it’s gonna be an interesting ride …… I’ve had some really interesting and fun rides… And really only one horribly bad one

 

[90 Laveycraft]

HeeHee... I always need reminders thanks.... so far holding his fluids nicely but going for a run today so will check.
Oh and hey hey... I had the tranny fluid changed cause I never did and have put 4k miles on it now. I took off in 1st kinda showing off and clutch/ tranny wasn't happy switching to 2nd almost grinding like I'd tried to go into reverse which no way as its way the hell out of that direction.... clutch was a tad soft to floor so I took it real easy and over next few stop n go miles it came back to normal. Anybody got feedback on any of that? I was surprised that it calls for ATF tranny oil on a manual so maybe I'm being over sensitive but this never happened in past. its fine now and I had to do some clutch feathering coming up my mud hill later that day.

What year is that transmission? Was it marked Dextron? Google says gear oil before 93, dex after...not sure if thats right.

 

[rrrr]

What year is that transmission? Was it marked Dextron? Google says gear oil before 93, dex after...not sure if thats right.

That's odd.

 

[mash on it]

What year is that transmission? Was it marked Dextron? Google says gear oil before 93, dex after...not sure if thats right.

It's a ZF5-42. 5 speed.
ATF all day long.
Mercon V or Dextron IV, both meet the specs.

Dan'l

 

[Dalton]

good thread lol.....RD may need to add you to the payroll

 

[90 Laveycraft]

It's a ZF5-42. 5 speed.
ATF all day long.
Mercon V or Dextron IV, both meet the specs.

Dan'l

ZF S5-42, S5-47 Transmission Fluid Replacement Procedures

How to change the fluid in the ZF S5-42 and S5-47 5 speed manual transmissions. The ZF 5 speed, like many modern transmissions, requires synthetic ATF in place of thicker gear oil. Replacing the fluid is as simple as locating the drain and fill plugs.

www.dieselhub.com

 

[mash on it]

ZF S5-42, S5-47 Transmission Fluid Replacement Procedures

How to change the fluid in the ZF S5-42 and S5-47 5 speed manual transmissions. The ZF 5 speed, like many modern transmissions, requires synthetic ATF in place of thicker gear oil. Replacing the fluid is as simple as locating the drain and fill plugs.

www.dieselhub.com

I just read it in the book.

Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs.

Dan'l

 

[Kachina26]

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I just read it in the book.

Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs.

Dan'l

I miss having service manuals on shit that I own.

 

[90 Laveycraft]

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I just read it in the book.

Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs.

Dan'l

Its a 1987 per his F250 posts...
True on web info.

 

[rrrr]

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I just read it in the book.

Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs.

Dan'l

I have a set of those for my '66 F-100, as well as the body construction drawings. They're a big help.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

… Tell you what… You give me her exact date of birth, not necessarily the exact time of birth, but the exact date and location of her birth… I will do a quick horoscope to see what kind of ride you may be in for …Lol… also your exact birthdate and place of birth… I can do a compatibility rating… But most of the time a man is better off not knowing… One way or another sounds like it’s gonna be an interesting ride …… I’ve had some really interesting and fun rides… And really only one horribly bad one

Oh I'm in... she gets back from cancun in morning. i'll gather data and get it to ya. She has a chick around her that reads cards I noticed.... I wouldn't be surprised if she's into that stuff. She even spoke to me one night about when her last hubby got killed she saw him in some portal or some shit.... something about a vision she sees when someone dies and passes through to some other place. I am absolutely guilty of listening to about 5% at best of what women tell me.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

What year is that transmission? Was it marked Dextron? Google says gear oil before 93, dex after...not sure if thats right.

Its an 87 and yep it was Dextron ATF which is spec'd mechanic said on the Zf5 tranny. Sounds like your info is different eh?

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Got me reading ......

ZF5 Transmission Guide: ZF S5-42 and S5-47 Specs and Compare - Bullnose Garage

Learn about the ZF5 transmission, including the differences between the ZF S5-42 and S5-47. Find specs, performance, and maintenance tips.

bullnosegarage.com

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

It's a ZF5-42. 5 speed.
ATF all day long.
Mercon V or Dextron IV, both meet the specs.

Dan'l

Actually the 87 Zf5 got the 47.... Yup, I've been studying online.... and turns out it takes 5 qts while my tech only put in 4. Frigging internet has so much misinformation sometimes. Oh and of course its a manual taking automatic transmission fluid [ATF} That was another trip to AutoZone return. Sheeeezy

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

good thread lol.....RD may need to add you to the payroll

Thanks and welcome. If this is work I'll do it on the house. Having fun sharing. All the judgey types got worn out way back.

 

[mash on it]

Actually the 87 Zf5 got the 47.... Yup, I've been studying online.... and turns out it takes 5 qts while my tech only put in 4. Frigging internet has so much misinformation sometimes. Oh and of course its a manual taking automatic transmission fluid [ATF} That was another trip to AutoZone return. Sheeeezy

Hmmmm, that's odd.
Mine ('95 7.3 PSD) has the ZF5-42
I thought the 42 was rated at 420 ft lbs, and the 47 @ 470 ft lbs?
Crawled under and took a pic.
Capacity 3.2 liters visible too.

Dan'l

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Hmmmm, that's odd.
Mine ('95 7.3 PSD) has the ZF5-42
I thought the 42 was rated at 420 ft lbs, and the 47 @ 470 ft lbs?
Crawled under and took a pic.
Capacity 3.2 liters visible too.

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Dan'l

I kinda stay confused

 

[Backlash]

I kinda stay confused

I think most of us can say that! Good to see you posting again. I'm looking forward to more TV Novela "Days of Our Lives."

 

[Willie B]

I kinda stay confused

… i’m not completely sure… But it seems like there is a good possibility that women were put on the face of the earth to keep men confused…