When a hooker steals. in your home..... and then the Response options

[Willie B]

… you get a big thumbs up from me…

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

… you get a big thumbs up from me…

Appreciate the love

 

[Waterjunky]

Hey man, as long as you are having fun and a smile is on your face.....

Also good to get a little now and again.

 

[Bigbore500r]

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

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Naw brutha.... more work to be done ;]

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Thought it was time to celebrate some new friends and a new place in El Rancho lifestyle.... band wanted to have a jam session outdoors. went till 4am and only one vehicle fatality. A friend did some shrooms and decided to try to head home at 11pm on my mile long dirt road before pavement... ran his ladies Infinity aground somehow on some rocks stripping out oil pan... made it home walking last 1/2 mile as these later model cars apparently shut down rather than freeze up engines. Poor guy... it was eddy my consigliere'... he's in early 40s so still learning

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Had Fernando get a lil love with a new fuel pump and tranny flush. Got a new mechanic I like.... $45/ hr labor rate and speaks great English. I sit right at shop outside and when he encounters an issue/ challenge unforeseen he stops, pulls me under hood and explains prior to doing. Can't ask for more..... his yard has some interesting relects so I grabbed this one to show you guys.... a bit unusual right?

 

[wzuber]

Thought it was time to celebrate some new friends and a new place in El Rancho lifestyle.... band wanted to have a jam session outdoors. went till 4am and only one vehicle fatality. A friend did some shrooms and decided to try to head home at 11pm on my mile long dirt road before pavement... ran his ladies Infinity aground somehow on some rocks stripping out oil pan... made it home walking last 1/2 mile as these later model cars apparently shut down rather than freeze up engines. Poor guy... it was eddy my consigliere'... he's in early 40s so still learning

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Looks like a good time and great ocean views. Can't beat that.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Good ole Mo came down from Euro modeling/ runway tour with stops in LA home base so came south to say hi and meet my new friends. I met her at 19 as she got tossed off the show Americas Top Model... she was a youngster from small town midwest full of ego and challenged that tall black top gal in charge so ended poorly but she bounced back and now has traveled world on runways done the private jet scene and is one cool chick....

 

[poncho]

Some days you just love the internet

 

[Mandelon]

Ay carumba!

 

[JL95]

like this post if you were lucky enough to see it

 

[4Waters]

I see spokes

 

[Clearmax]

Good ole Mo came down from Euro modeling/ runway tour with stops in LA home base so came south to say hi and meet my new friends. I met her at 19 as she got tossed off the show Americas Top Model... she was a youngster from small town midwest full of ego and challenged that tall black top gal in charge so ended poorly but she bounced back and now has traveled world on runways done the private jet scene View attachment 1472112 View attachment 1472113 View attachment 1472115 View attachment 1472116 and is one cool chick....

You’re my hero! Wow

 

[wet hull]

Nothing better then a ballon knot playing peek a boo!!

 

[Kachina26]

Damn, stayed up overnight. Wonder if it will make 24 hours.

 

[BabyRay]

Fun while it lasted.

 

[Fun Times]

Fun while it lasted.

Well, so much for my username and all.

 

[spectra3279]

Well, I guess no updates for a while

 

[4Waters]

Spokes no more

 

[Warlock1]

Dammit, I missed the spokes...

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

I see spokes

ah yaz the spokes....i learned that beautiful word right here.... just another great feature of rdp; expanding vocabularies

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Nothing better then a ballon knot playing peek a boo!!

man there are some bright minded folks out here

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

oh so based on comments im guessing those pics were a bit too sexual... oh well, always learning

 

[4Waters]

oh so based on comments im guessing those pics were a bit too sexual... oh well, always learning

It was the nipples, spokes seem to be ok, no nipples no holes

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

It was the nipples, spokes seem to be ok, no nipples no holes

ah so.... i never thought of her tiny titties as breast jajaja

 

[Kachina26]

ah so.... i never thought of her tiny titties as breast jajaja

Not knocking her, but I was kinda thinking that one was a leaner. I mean technically titties, but...

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Not knocking her, but I was kinda thinking that one was a leaner. I mean technically titties, but...

'Leaner'..... I will have to research my rdp vocabulary index....hmmmmmm... you guys are way sophisticated. And to think folks complain about the public school systems

 

[Kachina26]

'Leaner'..... I will have to research my rdp vocabulary index....hmmmmmm... you guys are way sophisticated. And to think folks complain about the public school systems

More of a horseshoes term. But, when someone describes a judgment as a "leaner," they often imply that the decision is not firmly grounded or fully resolved. It suggests that the judgment is tentative, open to interpretation, or possibly swayed by external factors. The term can also indicate that the judgment lacks solid support and could be influenced or altered based on further information or persuasion.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

More of a horseshoes term. But, when someone describes a judgment as a "leaner," they often imply that the decision is not firmly grounded or fully resolved. It suggests that the judgment is tentative, open to interpretation, or possibly swayed by external factors. The term can also indicate that the judgment lacks solid support and could be influenced or altered based on further information or persuasion.

My aching head bro.... that really hurt

 

[Willie B]

'Leaner'..... I will have to research my rdp vocabulary index....hmmmmmm... you guys are way sophisticated. And to think folks complain about the public school systems

… Yeah … I suppose I can be somewhat naïve…but I’m still trying to figure out what spokes are…

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

… Yeah … I suppose I can be somewhat naïve…but I’m still trying to figure out what spokes are…

I'll help.... some ladies have fine lines heading out of the center of their anus as a suns rays radiates outwardly... some are more pronounced than others. Gods gift really. I was taught the term here on our magnificent forum! In Mo's case, well she indeed has some fine and noteworthy "Spokes" Bless her heart.

 

[Willie B]

I'll help.... some ladies have fine lines heading out of the center of their anus as a suns rays radiates outwardly... some are more pronounced than others. Gods gift really. I was taught the term here on our magnificent forum! In Mo's case, well she indeed has some fine and noteworthy "Spokes" Bless her heart.

… lol… Good grief…my minds eye just went rampant… I have never heard that term before… but I certainly have seen a few spokes in my life…

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

… lol… Good grief…my minds eye just went rampant… I have never heard that term before… but I certainly have seen a few spokes in my life…

good, I figure more spokes the merrier

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Its a celebration guys.... I just saw that this thread began one year ago last week.... and I saw something like 168K views lol. Its the funnest I've ever had online opening up and sharing some wild early years in baja stories.... things are still exciting after my 16th month here. I can't say I miss having all those broken prostitutes rolling through my old place.... well, I do miss Angel the Thief... but we stay in touch via texts.... for $150 I reckon she'd catch a cab over, smoke mu weed, do my blow and leave me with blue balls. She's no finisher but has a special place in me. she'll be through again cause it'll be her 26th birthday soon and I'll have a day together planned. As for my recent partnership with Ms taylor for New Orleans we are doing great. She's my first "old bird" lover. I've never had a lover past say 35 so this is uniquely different for me... I was telling my mom in VA about her a bit and she asked me what I liked about her... first thing came out of my mouth was she makes me laugh. It occured to me that of all the women I've been involved with not one could make me roll over laughing by the things they'd say... never, not one. My moms met a few of my west coast gals over my 30+ years back n forthing east to west coasts. They're each beautiful and smart but the old birds got a sense of humor that seems very much aligned with mine and thats rare. Anyway.... so as a couple of over 60s we are highly independent no insecurity types. She's got some sexual kinks that I guess came from living in LA too long but we're both monied and live without thoughts about what "Others" will think of us so i tell her whatever you want to do to this fit old body you just do it... just ask first please lol. Thats a great stage of life by the way... if you are there or get there soon enjoy it. So she's gotten a tad bored with living in that 24th floor tower after building entire floor out with 6500 sq ft. She says its paid for and she wants to move out to our local wine country called Guadalupe Valley. It took us maybe an hour from the coast to arrive to the valley. wow was that spectacular.... very much like the Virginia hillsides.... I see it as kind of a smaller Napa valley.... the wineries are spectacular and I very much had to get over my snobby self after driving by these wineries. Cool switchback mountain drive in Fernando getting there too. Taylor has fallen in love with the idea of having miniture farm animals. Perhaps some of you know about this.... I had no idea people were able to buy small mini cattle, goats etc.... I've had friends in AZ mountains with mini ponies but cattle never. So she's found a 5 acre home she just signed to lease with option to buy after year 2. It was built by an aging US couple and they want out. I structured a contract stating she'd be able to roll both year 1 and year 2 rent payments into the present day asking price after the end of her 2 year lease. It was a big ask but if you never ask you never get. The realtor came back and she signed agreement stating only 1 year lease payments roll into todays asking price. Good deal I thought. I've seen pictures of the place and hope to drive out in next week to check it out. she's mulling over what to do with that big fancy condo.... couple of my LA/ OC fancy realtor buds came down to party and they like the idea of turning it into a high roller gambling/ whore and drug rental by the night. Oh boy, her HOA will love that. I had a hilarious morning one time at her elevator. I always have my dog Sweet Thang by my side and I don't own a collar or leash. Its early, I'm grumpy cause no coffee yet... I take her down elevator [if you've never had a street dog they are hilarious the first time they see an elevators doors open] I just open lobby door and out she runs to somewhere in distance to do her business. So we're walking back through lobby and waiting for elevator when up walks a Mexican guy about 35, nicely dressed... I figured him as one of the wealthy fancies that own in the tower coming up from Mexico City to his beach pad. Nope, he asked me "Is that your dog?" I didn't like the attitude and hadn't had my coffee but agreed it was mine and said, "Why do you ask?" Doors open and he follows me in and I ask what floor he says 24. Well thats Taylor entire suite. I said so you are visiting Taylor. He smiles say yes. We have some time on the ride up... now I have hime in close proximity and I'm much larger than him so I'm using that a bit. I said do you work in the building? Yes... in what role? He tells me he manages the HOA... I bust out laughing and grab him on the should saying "Oh man that has got to be the shittiest job in town!" He smiles a bit. He tells me the only people he has complaints about are Ms Taylors friends. Again I'm bent over laughing. Doors open and as we walk out she's in doorway to hug me and sees this cat.... she rolls her eyes and I leave them at the door to chat. I make coffee and after 5 minutes she comes to me saying he gave me a warning. Dog needs leash & collar. Its $250 next time. I look at her and just say, "baby you gotta leave this place...." We laugh and agree. So she's taking new ranch house fully furnished pretty much which I find interesting since she is such a design chick based on that Vegas looking condo she built. Could be she just wants to get away from people a bit and have strange miniture animals running about. Regardless, I think I'm gonna enjoy staying around for the Taylor Journey. She's one unusual lady.

 

[Willie B]

Its a celebration guys.... I just saw that this thread began one year ago last week.... and I saw something like 168K views lol. Its the funnest I've ever had online opening up and sharing some wild early years in baja stories.... things are still exciting after my 16th month here. I can't say I miss having all those broken prostitutes rolling through my old place.... well, I do miss Angel the Thief... but we stay in touch via texts.... for $150 I reckon she'd catch a cab over, smoke mu weed, do my blow and leave me with blue balls. She's no finisher but has a special place in me. she'll be through again cause it'll be her 26th birthday soon and I'll have a day together planned. As for my recent partnership with Ms taylor for New Orleans we are doing great. She's my first "old bird" lover. I've never had a lover past say 35 so this is uniquely different for me... I was telling my mom in VA about her a bit and she asked me what I liked about her... first thing came out of my mouth was she makes me laugh. It occured to me that of all the women I've been involved with not one could make me roll over laughing by the things they'd say... never, not one. My moms met a few of my west coast gals over my 30+ years back n forthing east to west coasts. They're each beautiful and smart but the old birds got a sense of humor that seems very much aligned with mine and thats rare. Anyway.... so as a couple of over 60s we are highly independent no insecurity types. She's got some sexual kinks that I guess came from living in LA too long but we're both monied and live without thoughts about what "Others" will think of us so i tell her whatever you want to do to this fit old body you just do it... just ask first please lol. Thats a great stage of life by the way... if you are there or get there soon enjoy it. So she's gotten a tad bored with living in that 24th floor tower after building entire floor out with 6500 sq ft. She says its paid for and she wants to move out to our local wine country called Guadalupe Valley. It took us maybe an hour from the coast to arrive to the valley. wow was that spectacular.... very much like the Virginia hillsides.... I see it as kind of a smaller Napa valley.... the wineries are spectacular and I very much had to get over my snobby self after driving by these wineries. Cool switchback mountain drive in Fernando getting there too. Taylor has fallen in love with the idea of having miniture farm animals. Perhaps some of you know about this.... I had no idea people were able to buy small mini cattle, goats etc.... I've had friends in AZ mountains with mini ponies but cattle never. So she's found a 5 acre home she just signed to lease with option to buy after year 2. It was built by an aging US couple and they want out. I structured a contract stating she'd be able to roll both year 1 and year 2 rent payments into the present day asking price after the end of her 2 year lease. It was a big ask but if you never ask you never get. The realtor came back and she signed agreement stating only 1 year lease payments roll into todays asking price. Good deal I thought. I've seen pictures of the place and hope to drive out in next week to check it out. she's mulling over what to do with that big fancy condo.... couple of my LA/ OC fancy realtor buds came down to party and they like the idea of turning it into a high roller gambling/ whore and drug rental by the night. Oh boy, her HOA will love that. I had a hilarious morning one time at her elevator. I always have my dog Sweet Thang by my side and I don't own a collar or leash. Its early, I'm grumpy cause no coffee yet... I take her down elevator [if you've never had a street dog they are hilarious the first time they see an elevators doors open] I just open lobby door and out she runs to somewhere in distance to do her business. So we're walking back through lobby and waiting for elevator when up walks a Mexican guy about 35, nicely dressed... I figured him as one of the wealthy fancies that own in the tower coming up from Mexico City to his beach pad. Nope, he asked me "Is that your dog?" I didn't like the attitude and hadn't had my coffee but agreed it was mine and said, "Why do you ask?" Doors open and he follows me in and I ask what floor he says 24. Well thats Taylor entire suite. I said so you are visiting Taylor. He smiles say yes. We have some time on the ride up... now I have hime in close proximity and I'm much larger than him so I'm using that a bit. I said do you work in the building? Yes... in what role? He tells me he manages the HOA... I bust out laughing and grab him on the should saying "Oh man that has got to be the shittiest job in town!" He smiles a bit. He tells me the only people he has complaints about are Ms Taylors friends. Again I'm bent over laughing. Doors open and as we walk out she's in doorway to hug me and sees this cat.... she rolls her eyes and I leave them at the door to chat. I make coffee and after 5 minutes she comes to me saying he gave me a warning. Dog needs leash & collar. Its $250 next time. I look at her and just say, "baby you gotta leave this place...." We laugh and agree. So she's taking new ranch house fully furnished pretty much which I find interesting since she is such a design chick based on that Vegas looking condo she built. Could be she just wants to get away from people a bit and have strange miniture animals running about. Regardless, I think I'm gonna enjoy staying around for the Taylor Journey. She's one unusual lady.

… i’m getting a good vibe from your new direction… I’ve had a couple of lovers/girlfriends that could make me laugh like crazy… So I get where you’re coming from… My playboy bunny girlfriend …the love of my life …would say shit that would make peoples jaws drop… Funny stuff… You just didn’t want to get in the car when she was driving… That could be edgy…

 

[poncho]

I switched directions pretty hard when I met my wife 25 years ago, couple of years of pushback but we settled into an easy rhythm and I liked my life better that way.
Good luck and have fun.

 

[Bowtiepower00]

This thread would make a great movie lol

 

[Mandelon]

This new ranchito will make a great YouTube channel.... Don't let us down!

 

[1tonfun]

Mini farm animals, her kinks, I'm praying for you LOL

 

[90 Laveycraft]

I switched directions pretty hard when I met my wife 25 years ago, couple of years of pushback but we settled into an easy rhythm and I liked my life better that way.
Good luck and have fun.

THIS!!

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Mini farm animals, her kinks, I'm praying for you LOL

I'll take those prayers

 

[BHC Vic]

Mini farm animals don’t stay mini. That’s from experience. Maybe later I’ll go take a picture of my “mini pigs” and “mini goats”

 

[4Waters]

Mini farm animals don’t stay mini. That’s from experience. Maybe later I’ll go take a picture of my “mini pigs” and “mini goats”

Mini horse's still take big shits

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Mini farm animals don’t stay mini. That’s from experience. Maybe later I’ll go take a picture of my “mini pigs” and “mini goats”

Couple of you guys sound like you have experience with these mini farm pets.... shoot more info if legit .... I'll pass it along to her. Thanks.

 

[BHC Vic]

Couple of you guys sound like you have experience with these mini farm pets.... shoot more info if legit .... I'll pass it along to her. Thanks.

The mini goats I have are Pygmy goats. The stay relatively small but they get plenty fat. The mini pigs do not stay mini unless you starve them. My mini pigs weight probably 150lbs if not more. I don’t have mini horses but they also stay relatively small

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

The mini goats I have are Pygmy goats. The stay relatively small but they get plenty fat. The mini pigs do not stay mini unless you starve them. My mini pigs weight probably 150lbs if not more. I don’t have mini horses but they also stay relatively small

OK got it. Thanks. She'll be moving out to new valley house next week I think so I'll be interested to see how her phases of adjustment take place... this will be fun to watch. She asked me to tow her 20' trailer full of stuff out for her soon so I'll get a chance to see new property.

 

[Mandelon]

A mini farm animal petting zoo and wine tasting room would do really well. There are lots of wineries out in the valley, but chicks can't resist mini goats and tiny horses. Guadalupe Valley is a pretty darn cool area.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

A mini farm animal petting zoo and wine tasting room would do really well. There are lots of wineries out in the valley, but chicks can't resist mini goats and tiny horses. Guadalupe Valley is a pretty darn cool area.

Yeah thats her alright.... she's kinda got the entrepreneur mindset it looks like... only known her maybe 60 days. She's saying things around making revenue on the large condo while she's out in valley. I hear statements about having high roller guys rent it as a gambling establishment... its definitely got a Vegas feel to it as designed. Maybe she'll have another revenue concept in mind for valley place. Fun to watch these types.....

 

[cxr]

A mini farm animal petting zoo and wine tasting room would do really well. There are lots of wineries out in the valley, but chicks can't resist mini goats and tiny horses. Guadalupe Valley is a pretty darn cool area.

lol with happy enndings at the end of the tour. lol. Seriously. We need a new farm thread. This is the horny guys thread still looking for pictures of said hookers.