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pwerwagn

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Not the same truck I took the drivers test in, but was a 74 power wagon again this time.

Damn. I’m now realizing why I have an obsession for 70’s power wagons...
 

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63 Dodge Dart wagon... no back seat, side windows blacked out (couldn't afford a van)

One proper young lady referred to it as "The sin mobile"

I called it "I'd Rather Be Surf'in"
 

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I had to remember what the 1st car I owned that was used as a hotel room...1883 Mustang GLX, T-top, white with red interior. Fogged the windows solid, and was too busy to notice the car pull up...until the Deputy tapped his Maglight on the driver's window:eek:

Old enough now to know he was laughing like hell with his trainee. After checking my ID and her student ID, we were told to move along;) Always wondered how long they waited to tap the glass.
 

YumaRivernaut

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Back of a 1960 Ford 4X4 pickup truck with camper shell rolling down 95 headed to the river. My sick, dumb ass buddies tried to watch through the back window, laughing at us. We had to hide under blankets while they pounded on the window. Assholes. Too busy to really care though, All good.
 
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moms aerostar minivan! It was so romantic, and lasted a minute or 2 at best!!! (the first time!!)
 

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I had to remember what the 1st car I owned that was used as a hotel room...1883 Mustang GLX, T-top, white with red interior. Fogged the windows solid, and was too busy to notice the car pull up...until the Deputy tapped his Maglight on the driver's window:eek:

Old enough now to know he was laughing like hell with his trainee. After checking my ID and her student ID, we were told to move along;) Always wondered how long they waited to tap the glass.
Was that in the back of the wagon or on the buckboard? lol :D
 

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Was that in the back of the wagon or on the buckboard? lol :D
1883 War Wagon. Wild Mustangs, John Wayne and Kirk Douglas not included.
WarWagonWagon.jpg
 

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76 plymouth fury.

Despite being near vagina repellent in the looks department - I laid a lot of pipe in that back seat....

UD
 

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Back of a 1960 Ford 4X4 pickup truck with camper shell rolling down 95 headed to the river. My sick, dumb ass buddies tried to watch through the back window, laughing at us. We had to hide under blankets while they pounded on the window. Assholes. Too busy to really care though, all good.
They banged on the window while you banged her, nice.
 

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I had to remember what the 1st car I owned that was used as a hotel room...1883 Mustang GLX, T-top, white with red interior. Fogged the windows solid, and was too busy to notice the car pull up...until the Deputy tapped his Maglight on the driver's window:eek:

Old enough now to know he was laughing like hell with his trainee. After checking my ID and her student ID, we were told to move along;) Always wondered how long they waited to tap the glass.


Hell you got off easy. The one time the local POPO caught us they made us get of the car and gave us a lecture about how embarrassing it is for the people that saw us and the only thing I could say was " It would be a lot less embarrassing for all concerned if you let us put our cloths back on". I'm pretty sure he just wanted to get and eyeful of my GF.
 

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Was that in the back of the wagon or on the buckboard? lol :D
It was an 11 year old car then. It was 1500$, had AC, and power everything. Pulled the 3.8 out and put in a cammed 93 roller motor with the efi and a nitrous bottle. It wasn't much, but it was mine. At 6$ an hour, it was the best I could swing:)
 

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I got my license in 1988. So drove our Grand Wagoneer for a year. It was great for banging chicks because it could go well off the road. Parents sold it in 1989 and bought a BMW 325ix, not as good for banging chicks. My Dad then bought me a Miata, I traded it after a few months on an 1985 Corvette. Only got BJ's in those cars.

When I was 25, dating an 18 year old chick. I was driving a XJ6. Was banging her in the back at a closed park. Cops knocked on window. Let us get dressed. Cops separated us to make sure she was ok. After id check, cops let us go. After that no more banging chicks in the car!
 

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I got my license in 1988. So drove our Grand Wagoneer for a year. It was great for banging chicks because it could go well off the road. Parents sold it in 1989 and bought a BMW 325ix, not as good for banging chicks. My Dad then bought me a Miata, I traded it after a few months on an 1985 Corvette. Only got BJ's in those cars.

When I was 25, dating an 18 year old chick. I was driving a XJ6. Was banging her in the back at a closed park. Cops knocked on window. Let us get dressed. Cops separated us to make sure she was ok. After id check, cops let us go. After that no more banging chicks in the car!

Do you wear Canadian tuxedos?
 

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84’ single cab Ranger in 86’

I’m 6’2”, she was 5’09”
Youth and flexibility, and a blanket between windows saved the day, lol
 

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85 Toyota truck 4x4 lifted 6 inches riding on 33's
 

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My 56 Belair , was at a city park and was alerted by the sound of a night stick tapping on the foggy back 1/4 window (Deputy telling Me to move on ....
 

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77 Chevy single cab work truck, body rusted through in most places. It was my high school ride. We did it on the Santa's Village property. Both of us had long legs, so I had her bent over the front seat while I stood in the door opening. Great way to lose my virginity... :D
 

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Bed of a 68 C10 at Buckskin MTN State Park.
 

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I'll be honest, I'm not sure I've ever gotten laid in a car....had a few BJ's.
 

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I'm just fucking with you, she's alive and kicking....just wanted you to feel like shit for a split second.:D:D:D And she drove a Corvette in 1984 the first year of the new body style.
 

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'70 'El Camino with a shell on it. Foam pad thrown in the truck bed got a real workout.
First date at the drive-in, 70 El Camino. She was OK with the car then I parked facing away from the screen and she was like WTH. Pulled out an air mattress with built in recline and then I think she got a little nervous, it didn't last.
Drive-in in our town was packed on Thursday nights, every one just walked around and hung out, we were under a large comforter and guy's were saying " I need an El Camino.
 

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86' Camaro tee top.. her car.. still with her today.. fuk that was a long time ago..lol
 
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