What are your Wife's/SO's vices?

[TPC]

4:45 AM and we're headed to the "door."
It's located in a cold, lonely, dim lit back hallway in a medical building in Encino Ca.

A knock, the door opens and the wife vanishes through it.
$17.647 later,,,

I head to IHop, then to Starbucks and wait for a text telling me to come pick her up.
Her melon will be wrapped up and we'll look like a middle eastern couple, fit right into that areas Hamas demographics.

Wife's vice is cosmetic surgery. She does her homework and goes to the best doctors she can find. Her GF's too.
Her other vices are livestock, dogs, cats and sleep.

The last three times I had extended hospital stays, when the wife left my room the nurse would later enter and ask "when my daughter will be returning?"
Yeah, it makes a difference and it makes her happy.

What are your S.O.'s vices?:

 

[ChumpChange]

Animals. I live on a farm…in a city.

 

[wash11]

Rocks. We can't walk or hike anywhere without her making my pockets weigh an extra 15lbs.

 

[SLT Kota]

Tupperwear and dyson, they both better be the named brand too.

 

[Nordie]

Spending my money

 

[Warlock1]

Hobbies. My wife is an artist and a crafter. Her current medium is desert wood. The spines, roots and carcasses of Saguaro's and other plants and trees. She cleans them by power washing and then picking. Followed by sanding and grinding to remove the excess loose stuff. A coat of kills to seal it. Then her imagination goes wild with colors. She is also incorporating lights, crystals and other "bling " as the piece talks to her.

She is also into the paint pouring over canvas, but she takes it one step further and puts vinyl sayings over the top to make it better. She even hand painted RDP glasses for Dave and Stacey. Those turned out amazing, but I don't have any pics of those.

In the past she has done stained glass as well and has been commissioned for several windows. The Dragon for instance she created by just looking at a picture. There was no pattern. Every piece was scored, broken, ground to the correct size. Then each piece has to have edge tape put on it. She will then tack it all together and once tacked, she will make sure it is all perfect and then solder it all as one piece. She wants to get back into it, but I won't allow it right now because I would lose all of my garage if I did. As it is I have lost 1 and a half bays...lol

 

[NeedlesRat]

Animals for mine. Like it was said above, I too live in a Zoo. Whenever I come home from a stent at work I’m always cautious when I get home in case I’m surprised my some other new animal she’s “rescued”

 

[81Sprint]

Home store and hobby lobby. Oh and of course, Wine.

 

[coolchange]

Sewing quilting. Simple t shirt quilt. she secretly aquired son in laws old shirts. If you look close the quilting is waves and surfers.
She hoards fabric

 

[Wheeler]

She was a fan of the BBC. I'm a Ford guy so it didn't work out.

 

[TPC]

Animals. I live on a farm…in a city.Last time I was on Jury Duty in L<os Angeles, the majority of the potential jurors stated they were farmers.

Rocks. We can't walk or hike anywhere without her making my pockets weigh an extra 15lbs.

Now that’s a good one.

 

[bonesfab]

Biscuits. The milkbones soft and chewy ones. That’s what he prefers.

 

[TPC]

Tupperwear and dyson, they both better be the named brand too.

Quality stuff I can understand that.

 

[TPC]

At the “door.”
Wife said “I’ll be taking meds that make me temporarily psychotic.”

I answered “temporarily? I won’t notice.”

 

[Boozer]

Well….

It was hair. $350 a month on hair appointments. Travel, she was always going to see her parents in MN or her aunt in AZ.

Unfortunately, it became cocaine and alcohol. She decided she didn’t want to work and wanted to spend all of her time hanging out with some loser friends she made, doing cocaine and drinking all day.

Thankfully, as of October 31, 2023 we are no longer married. She is living on a loser friends couch and I will continue to support her vices via massive spousal support payments for the next 18 months.

 

[petie6464]

Saying "Hello" to everyone.

 

[DLC]

My wife doesn’t really have any …

She likes her car to be zippy fast, her purse to be a Louie, a nice watch - So she can tell me how late I am and Dogs we have 5 right now !

Lucky for me she likes to cook, make a nice meal and enjoy that w/ friends & family

 

[attitude]

I’m too poor to allow for her to have vices…lol

 

[whiteworks]

Yoga, and advancing in her chosen profession. She keeps her ass tight and her bank account full, things could be much worse

 

[Xtrmwakeboarder]

Eating healthy/ disgusting smelling food. My friends call them fart bowls.

 

[lbhsbz]

Rocks. We can't walk or hike anywhere without her making my pockets weigh an extra 15lbs.

LMAO...my wife and her mom mail each other boxes of rocks. We have buckets of rocks everywhere.

 

[coolchange]

She was a fan of the BBC. I'm a Ford guy so it didn't work out.

Classic!

 

[TPC]

Ali’s hair is an $4500 annual budget item.
“That’s work, not something I enjoy” goes the tale.

Her hair dresser is in Vegas so those trips work out nicely.

When she is dialed in and happy with her appearance its that “come catch me, come fuck me” chic attitude and swagger I like most.

 

[TrollerDave]

Sewing quilting. Simple t shirt quilt. she secretly squired son in laws old shirts. If you look close the quilting is waves and surfers.
She hoards fabric View attachment 1302137

That’s really cool.

 

[lakemadness]

High-end shoes and handbags... The shoes aren't even dress/heels. A lot of them are casual kicks. She has one brand, she seems to like a lot... Golden Goose. We were in Vegas a few weeks ago and she found a pair she liked. I stepped up to the counter to pay, $750 ugh, they look like fancy Chuck Taylors... They're all the rage right now. Handbags, shit.

Beauty products/procedures. Botox... Whatever, I keep my trap shut for good reason.

 

[ltbaney1]

wine, and stuff for the kids. so much stuff, i took a truck bed full of stuff to the local shelter yesterday.

 

[SOCALCRICKETT]

Crossfit, collecting rocks on the beach when we take the boat out and reddit.

She loves to research the crap out of things but the problem is she listens to people's unvetted opinions online

 

[Badchoices03]

High-end shoes and handbags... The shoes aren't even dress/heels. A lot of them are casual kicks. She has one brand, she seems to like a lot... Golden Goose. We were in Vegas a few weeks ago and she found a pair she liked. I stepped up to the counter to pay, $750 ugh, they look like fancy Chuck Taylors... They're all the rage right now. Handbags, shit.

Beauty products/procedures. Botox... Whatever, I keep my trap shut for good reason.

LOL i was reading this, and right when you mentioned expensive casual kicks, first thing i thought was Golden Goose...sounds like our wives are into the same shit...

 

[TimeBandit]

Toys for the grandkids, every day Amazon delivers something.

It's far less than I spend on shit, so no comment from me!

 

[Bugginout]

She has left nursing and become a yoga instructor. She is Hooked on singing bowls and bells-drums for doing sound baths. Lulu Lemmon clothing. She is very happy and wants her own space to teach at. It's not cheap to get started.

 

[Rajobigguy]

Too many to list. About the only one she missing is a passion for sex.

 

[FreeBird236]

She was a fan of the BBC. I'm a Ford guy so it didn't work out.

I doubt I could stay with a Ford women either.

 

[dribble]

Cats, Dogs, Bras, Gambling and tools. On a good note she did this a couple of weeks ago.

 

[Willie B]

… I knew there was a reason I never got married… And just lived with them… sounds like it was cheaper???…

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

My wife has a need for expensive 2 seat convertibles that have AMG in the model name.

Other than that, she leaves the vices all to me. I do a pretty good job of it.

 

[Jefftowz]

My wife has a shoe and handbag habit, every escrow closed is a trip to LV or Golden Goose or some shit.

 

[TPC]

… I knew there was a reason I never got married… And just lived with them… sounds like it was cheaper???…

A brothel is cheapest but you have to wear a cock sock.

I’m a sports fan so the wife took advantage & was a “play me or trade me” hold out.

 

[Cole Trickle]

Tank tops..... Loves buying tank tops with funny sayings.

 

[Caydens Cat]

She was a fan of the BBC. I'm a WHITE guy so it didn't work out.

couldn't resist...

 

[F.U.IRS]

I'd have to say buying cheese. She can't pass up a good sale. She cleaning the fridge right now and these pictures don't include several more blocks that are in the freezer.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Well….

It was hair. $350 a month on hair appointments. Travel, she was always going to see her parents in MN or her aunt in AZ.

Unfortunately, it became cocaine and alcohol. She decided she didn’t want to work and wanted to spend all of her time hanging out with some loser friends she made, doing cocaine and drinking all day.

Thankfully, as of October 31, 2023 we are no longer married. She is living on a loser friends couch and I will continue to support her vices via massive spousal support payments for the next 18 months.

Number please.....

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

… I knew there was a reason I never got married… And just lived with them… sounds like it was cheaper???…

Always better to rent than own a depreciating asset.... Tough to hear .... but lets be honest here

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

4:45 AM and we're headed to the "door."
It's located in a cold, lonely, dim lit back hallway in a medical building in Encino Ca.

A knock, the door opens and the wife vanishes through it.
$17.647 later,,,

I head to IHop, then to Starbucks and wait for a text telling me to come pick her up.
Her melon will be wrapped up and we'll look like a middle eastern couple, fit right into that areas Hamas demographics.

Wife's vice is cosmetic surgery. She does her homework and goes to the best doctors she can find. Her GF's too.
Her other vices are livestock, dogs, cats and sleep.

The last three times I had extended hospital stays, when the wife left my room the nurse would later enter and ask "when my daughter will be returning?"
Yeah, it makes a difference and it makes her happy.

What are your S.O.'s vices?:

Well she's not my wife but we were lovers in mid 80s and I bought her a boob job. We're buddies years later and she is definitely addicted to plastic surgeries but its her money so I just watch the shit show. She was stunning at 27, then multiple face jobs to end up with latest version of whoever she fucking is this year lol I like her latest face but I don't recognize her at all from original version.

 

[beerrun]

Sewing quilting. Simple t shirt quilt. she secretly squired son in laws old shirts. If you look close the quilting is waves and surfers.
She hoards fabric View attachment 1302137

My wife does these too

 

[Motor Boater]

Plastic freaking water bottles. My wife has to have case of water bottles with her at all times. Everyone opens a bottle takes one sip and then says “it’s not mine” so it gets thrown away and we go buy another case. You go on vacation, first stop after we leave the airport is to get a case of water bottles. She cannot function if we don’t have a case. It’s annoying.

 

[lakemadness]

Another one of her vices is racket sports. She plays at least a half dozen times a week. Tennis, paddle, and pickleball. She stays in great shape, but it isn't cheap either.

 

[FasterBae]

Wine in general but especially red wine

 

[Englewood]

Wine. Wine clubs. Wine shops. Wine vacations. Wine sayings on shirts. Wine decorations. It’s fu*king weird.

 

[Sandlord]

Another quilting wife.
and embroidery machines. I may be looking for a contractor soon for her new hobby shop.
and wine.

 

[farmo83]

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