What are your Wife's/SO's vices?

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[LuauLounge]

Shoes, shoes and more shoes. 50+ years and they don’t stop….

 

[TonyFanelli]

Probably cause there isn't enough for a full serving

left yourself open for that one hoots

He's gotta fuck her 5 times to give her 10 inches

 

[Kenboat]

Wife is into Horses, flowers in the garden, bird watching, nature, good food, and wine.
Horses are good for me, gives me a reason for a tractor, mini skid steer, F350, and 2 Ford Mustangs. They have an image of a horse that displays on the ground when you open the car door!

 

[TPC]

That's sad. She had a wonderful smile, now she looks like a robot.

I see women around West Plano (I call it Big House Land) that have destroyed their beauty. The worst is lip filler.

I've said to the wife: "Even though you've never listened to a word I say or ask,, listen to this: No lip cosmetic work."
It only looks good natural.

Pricilla Presly was looking good until she had a lip fill party. Invited all her friends.
The 3rd world "dakter" showed up and injected all the girls with what was later discovered tubes of Silicone he had bought at a local gas station convenience store with needles he got from the free clinic.

 

[TPC]

That quilt would be about $200 but my wife works at a quilt store so has the hook up. It’s quite the cottage business. This lady has it in her house. Those hand guided ones are a real skill.

We stopped off a a sewing shop in Utah. I think I blew through the zipper on my jacket and the wife had something she wanted fixed while we were at it on the road.

The sewing shop lady did everything and had a CNC style quilting sewing machine.
People around the country would pin their quilts together and send them to her and the machine finish sewed them proper all kind'a ways.

Cool cottage niche' business.
She taught sewing classes, sold machines.
Good business.

 

[Willie B]

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… been down that road “with Last girlfriend her show horses and quite a few of them in Harrah Oklahoma. Last girlfriend had a fetish for besutiful Paints… spent a lot of nights sleeping on bales of hay tending to sick horses,..

 

[coolchange]

$200.00! I guess she's giving me a great deal. She did a 36 t-shirt quilt for me and this thing is bad. $350.00. Did another with 30 t-shirts, $300.00 and 2 quilts of 25 t-shirts for $250.00 and they're all really nice.l I have a few more for her to do. She posts Facebook some quilts that I have no idea how you come up with the designs she does.

If it’s convenient post them up.
River Quilters Place

 

[TPC]

RDP Wife:
Boob job $7K:

RDP Husband:
F450 $120.000

 

[TonyFanelli]

Wife;
Boob job $7K:

Husband:
F450 $120.000

It all works out somehow

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

I've said to the wife: "Even though you've never listened to a word I say or ask,, listen to this: No lip cosmetic work."
It only looks good natural.

Pricilla Presly was looking good until she had a lip fill party. Invited all her friends.
The 3rd world "dakter" showed up and injected all the girls with what was later discovered tubes of Silicone he had bought at a local gas station convenience store with needles he got from the free clinic.

That lip crap is messing up plenty of em.... Platipuss

 

[poncho]

That lip crap is messing up plenty of em.... Platipuss

 

[poncho]

Clothes, my Wife had a form of gastric bypass and now she has to have new clothes every day. Two closets and probably six totes and counting, I'm getting very vocal about the amount of space its taking up.

 

[Socalx09]

Well my husband says I have a problem with buying things that need more things to make it work or a lot of time on his part.

Example- PRP heated seats for the RZR. He ended up buying a switch pro because we were out of switches from all his lights, take apart the car to wire it and then new seat belt hinges to make the 5 point harnesses work.

After he put the RZR backed together, I told him for Christmas I got him the AGM aux fuel tank and if I should have told him that when the RZR was apart. I thought the installation was just on the underside of the RZR. It was not. He was not happy lol…

I got a 1985 c10 from a member on here as a project car and it needs an erngine/transmission among other things….

I recently brought a glowforge, but it requires outside ventilation or you have to buy a $400 filter and cartridges every few months. So the front garage is the best option. Well, now I need a work bench in the front garage and some ducting to the window…. So he ordered a work bench from HD that was on sale and it comes next week!

 

[poncho]

Well my husband says I have a problem with buying things that need more things to make it work or a lot of time on his part.

Example- PRP heated seats for the RZR. He ended up buying a switch pro because we were out of switches from all his lights, take apart the car to wire it and then new seat belt hinges to make the 5 point harnesses work.

After he put the RZR backed together, I told him for Christmas I got him the AGM aux fuel tank and if I should have told him that when the RZR was apart. I thought the installation was just on the underside of the RZR. It was not. He was not happy lol…

I got a 1985 c10 from a member on here as a project car and it needs an erngine/transmission among other things….

I recently brought a glowforge, but it requires outside ventilation or you have to buy a $400 filter and cartridges every few months. So the front garage is the best option. Well, now I need a work bench in the front garage and some ducting to the window…. So he ordered a work bench from HD that was on sale and it comes next week!

Always good for a laugh around my house when the Wife gets home from work the second day and see's me working on one of her should be simple projects.

 

[Bugginout]

I've said to the wife: "Even though you've never listened to a word I say or ask,, listen to this: No lip cosmetic work."
It only looks good natural.

Pricilla Presly was looking good until she had a lip fill party. Invited all her friends.
The 3rd world "dakter" showed up and injected all the girls with what was later discovered tubes of Silicone he had bought at a local gas station convenience store with needles he got from the free clinic.

I basically had the same conversation with my wife. I tell her leave her face alone. Her mom is 74 and is still beautiful. She doesn't listen to a lot of things and I don't really put my foot down on alot. She understands this one though.

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

I basically had the same conversation with my wife. I tell her leave her face alone. Her mom is 74 and is still beautiful. She doesn't listen to a lot of things and I don't really put my foot down on alot. She understands this one though.

Agree... messing with your face is like messing with your identity. My Fla gals face belongs to I don't know who... unrecognizable

 

[Willie B]

… My girlfriend before last was dropdead gorgeous/hot when we were together… We would go places and people would ask …How did you pull that off???… and then start buying us drinks???…
… Well somewhere along the line, she told me that she had gotten her neck done in Beverly Hills… And subsequently she has decided she does not want to meet up for lunch… says she is scared… so what does this mean she got rid of chicken neck or she got chicken neck… I don’t know

 

[TPC]

A week into this and it's been a trip to the doctors office every morning. Alis healing fine. This round was extensive with a T.
Simi to Encino through my old neighborhoods in rush hour traffic I've long since learned the in's and out's.

Women in the wifes family live to an average of 104 and pretty much keep their mental marbles the whole time.
Getting rid of a few wrinkles and sags and getting her boobs brought back to attention makes her happy.

Cheap compared to the things I spend on.

 

[SPFRONTMAN]

He's gotta fuck her 5 times to give her 10 inches

 

[Shlbyntro]

 

[TonyFanelli]

Hey it might be short, but it's skinny too 🫣

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

Well she's not my wife but we were lovers in mid 80s and I bought her a boob job. We're buddies years later and she is definitely addicted to plastic surgeries but its her money so I just watch the shit show. She was stunning at 27, then multiple face jobs to end up with latest version of whoever she fucking is this year lol I like her latest face but I don't recognize her at all from original version. View attachment 1302191 View attachment 1302192

Theres been additional alterations apparently.... she claims to be done messing with it at 62. She's a TX girl and always worshipped Dolly Parton .....this just in....

 

[t&y]

Sewing quilting. Simple t shirt quilt. she secretly aquired son in laws old shirts. If you look close the quilting is waves and surfers.
She hoards fabric View attachment 1302137

I feel your pain. I gave her the largest non bedroom in the house for her vice, and she managed to fill it wtih fabric and machines... It is never ending.