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Neighbors come over last night and complainEd about my music being to loud. I was like WTF, so coach them across the street in front of their house. We stood there a few seconds, I could barely hear it. I know if they are in the house they don’t hear squat. I think the old lady was being nosy and saw my garage open . I after that she insisted on sticking her nose out the front and bam she sends the old man over to confront me. Then this morning at 0800 he is out there with gas leave blower, waking my ass up, I don’t like getting up before 0900.
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It's different having neighbors now...everyone is so entitled. I had retired fireman in a neck brace get into my face about letting my kid ride his pit bike up and down the street a few times. He literally came at me all hot in a damn neck brace! I'm not a small guy and I know my limitations. It smoothed over shortly after and I slowed my son on doing it very often, but did say motorcycles would be ridden on occasion because I warm the oil before changing.
 

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Neighbors come over last night and complainEd about my music being to loud. I was like WTF, so coach them across the street in front of their house. We stood there a few seconds, I could barely hear it. I know if they are in the house they don’t hear squat. I think the old lady was being nosy and saw my garage open . I after that she insisted on sticking her nose out the front and bam she sends the old man over to confront me. Then this morning at 0800 he is out there with gas leave blower, waking my ass up, I don’t like getting up before 0900. View attachment 1390812

Get your leaf blower out and run from 5-6:30pm, while the news is on. 🤣

Abnb issues?
 

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Neighbors come over last night and complainEd about my music being to loud. I was like WTF, so coach them across the street in front of their house. We stood there a few seconds, I could barely hear it. I know if they are in the house they don’t hear squat. I think the old lady was being nosy and saw my garage open . I after that she insisted on sticking her nose out the front and bam she sends the old man over to confront me. Then this morning at 0800 he is out there with gas leave blower, waking my ass up, I don’t like getting up before 0900. View attachment 1390812
i thought people were neighborly in Preskitt???
 

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Oh boy....they would hate my neighborhood! We worry about our neighbors if we don't hear music at night.
 

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Neighbors come over last night and complainEd about my music being to loud. I was like WTF, so coach them across the street in front of their house. We stood there a few seconds, I could barely hear it. I know if they are in the house they don’t hear squat. I think the old lady was being nosy and saw my garage open . I after that she insisted on sticking her nose out the front and bam she sends the old man over to confront me. Then this morning at 0800 he is out there with gas leave blower, waking my ass up, I don’t like getting up before 0900. View attachment 1390812

Smother them in kindness, they wont expect it and wont know how to respond, and turn down your fucking music
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I deal with fucking retards as neighbors on a daily basis. If i hear their bullshit i call the cops. We’re done discussing things. This may be rude but I’ve never wished death so many times for one person. Maybe i need to find a new Genie?
 

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I deal with fucking retards as neighbors on a daily basis. If i hear their bullshit i call the cops. We’re done discussing things. This may be rude but I’ve never wished death so many times for one person. Maybe i need to find a new Genie?
I sold my last house to keep myself out of jail. I was close to beating the shit out of my old neighbor in his own kitchen so his wife could watch. Now I have some pretty awesome neighbors.
 

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Is it volume or bass that bothers them? Even when I cant hear any music from my front porch, I can step inside and absolutely hear low bass tones hit from most speakers.
That’s how I always knew my Homies were rolling up when I was a teenager. Even 6x9”s or any Bose system inside or auto will do that today. Now it’s just my neighbors boyfriend low volume techno barely noticeable by volume but the bass still bump inside the house.
 
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What time were you playing the music? If it’s before 10, and you could barely hear it in their yard, I’d tell them to get bent.
 

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Neighbors come over last night and complainEd about my music being to loud. I was like WTF, so coach them across the street in front of their house. We stood there a few seconds, I could barely hear it. I know if they are in the house they don’t hear squat. I think the old lady was being nosy and saw my garage open . I after that she insisted on sticking her nose out the front and bam she sends the old man over to confront me. Then this morning at 0800 he is out there with gas leave blower, waking my ass up, I don’t like getting up before 0900. View attachment 1390812




"DISTANCE", Makes Good Neighbors!! AS IN "MILES";)
 

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When we lived in the Barrio our neighbors son would party in their backyard ON A SUNDAY NIGHT untill wee hours of the morning. At first I would get out of bed at about 2-3am and yell over the fence to him to turn that shit off. Later I learned his bedroom window was right next to a portion of chain link fence that separated our properties. Knowing that I would get up at 5am to get ready for work. By 6am I had the lawnmower next to his window with the muffler removed. Start that fuker up at WOT, zip tie the handle and walk away to enjoy my last cup of coffee before heading off the work. Wouldn't be 5 minutes and he would come out all hunger over asking WTF is going on. I would simply reply "It's Monday mornimg Oscar, time to get up and go to work." He got the point soon after that. 🤣
 

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Do you know anybody with a blown alcohol flat with shorty headers?? Have them quietly stop by the house and fire that bitch up at 5:00 am!! 🤣👍
I got a very unrestricted Harley, does that count? He has a bike that he backs out and runs for 20 minutes in his driveway, never rides it!😎
 

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We had a renter-cunt neighbor a few years back. Sent me an email stating her gripes along with city ordinances.
1. "Your dog is constantly roaming the neighborhood and is a danger to people"
My dog never left my yard and was loved by all surrounding neighbors.
2. "Your motorcycles are too loud and you're constantly revving them up"(hence the copy if city ordinance)
I don't rev my bikes, and never rode them til after 8am
3. "We've noticed you sitting on your front porch with several what seems to be under aged girls"
Hmmm... oh yeah that was me, while my wife was in the living room...
I kindly responded in email
1. " Go Fuck Yourself "
2. " Move"
3. "If you ever need someone to babysit your 11 year old daughter, give me a call"
The following week I had 6 buddies show up on their Harleys at 630am and we revved the shit out of them for about 5 minutes.
They moved out a couple months later
 

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I have one asshole neighbor. 2 acre lots.
He's a cunt. Used to bitch about my MinPin barking in my house during the day when i was at work. His house is 3-400ish yards away. I can't even see it.

Positive he killed her plowing his driveway (that was an easment through my property) during a heavy snow storm.

Then posted her skull on my trash cans a year later when we disagreed about something later.

Cops were/are down for me to beat his ass. They say they will only right me a ticket and won't take me to jail when I fuck him up... some neighbors 😑.
 

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I have one asshole neighbor. 2 acre lots.
He's a cunt. Used to bitch about my MinPin barking in my house during the day when i was at work. His house is 3-400ish yards away. I can't even see it.

Positive he killed her plowing his driveway (that was an easment through my property) during a heavy snow storm.

Then posted her skull on my trash cans a year later when we disagreed about something later.

Cops were/are down for me to beat his ass. They say they will only right me a ticket and won't take me to jail when I fuck him up... some neighbors 😑.
I’m fairly certain the insurance company would use that ticket to take your house.
The dog is an innocent victim in all of this and that sucks.
 

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I’m fairly certain the insurance company would use that ticket to take your house.
The dog is an innocent victim in all of this and that sucks.
I keep my cool. It's tough. But I do it.

Been battling with this cock for 10 years.

Dudes an OG homeowner in my neighborhood. Bought the second home built new 30 years ago. I bought the 1st home built 32 years ago from the OG owners 10 years ago.

He thinks I'm a flat lander that just moved to the mountains and tries to fuck with me.

He once yelled at me as I was teaching my daughter to ride her BMX bike in my driveway to "move back to the trailer i came from and take my trailer trash with me". This was fun. When I grabbed my daughters bike and rode through the property to confront his ass as he ran away talking shit.
Fucking hate some neighbors.
 

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I’m fairly certain the insurance company would use that ticket to take your house.
The dog is an innocent victim in all of this and that sucks.
He's a nut job. I won't push things to far.

Cops know hes a loon and won't ever go deal with him without backup.
 

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I’ve realized that I’ve got no problems with my neighbors, and possibly I’m the asshole neighbor
I was just thinking my neighbors are saints. No disagreements with any of the adjoining lots. Some yahoo's up the road in their HOA development that got pretty pissy. They called the county to cite me for having building materials stored. When the lady came out, I showed her the correspondence with the permitting folks in her office...they'd had my prints for months.

The two jackholes moved. One back to Cali, the other down to Phoenix. Buh-bye 🤣
 
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