RD's First Annual Fantasy Football League

[PolarBearKing]

Trade proposals to Lavey and Polar Bear.......

Are you the Mercanaries???

Nice try dude. Offering up two of your bench players for one of the best recievers in the league. Pass the bowl please...

Were you just hoping that I would accidently hit the accept button? :rotflmao:

Damn, you're gonna have a long ass season. You & pornstar are gonna be fighting for last place. :bash:

 

[BajaT]

We will see after this weekend....:bash:

 

[PolarBearKing]

We will see after this weekend....:bash:

We'll see what???

That you're both 0-2!

 

[pronstar]

We'll see what???

That you're both 0-2!

I look forward to seeing your painful demise as the season progresses.
In a Fantasy Football sort of way, of course

 

[MMD]

Make your picks! Sunday's just around the corner

 

[PolarBearKing]

I look forward to seeing your painful demise as the season progresses.
In a Fantasy Football sort of way, of course

The have nots always want to see the haves fail. :blah:

Barring injury, I'm gonna run this league.

Don't hate. :skull

 

[BajaT]

The have nots always want to see the haves fail. :blah:

Barring injury, I'm gonna run this league.

Don't hate. :skull

You are 1-1 after this weekend:drillsergeant:

 

[pronstar]

The have nots always want to see the haves fail. :blah:

Barring injury, I'm gonna run this league.

Don't hate. :skull

Meh...My only weakness is at QB right now...Vick will put up huge numbers or none at all.

Matt Ryan won't get you very far, better hope Tony Gonzalez doesn't get hurt.

Chris Johnson is definitely worth some wins, but now Hakeem Nicks will get some coverage rolled his way, since Steve Smith on the other side isn't a true #1...he'll put up inconsistent numbers at best.

The rest of your practice squad - and the rest of the league - will soon feel the wrath of The Commish :hotdevil

 

[PolarBearKing]

You are 1-1 after this weekend:drillsergeant:

:lmao


Not a chance... Care to make a little side wager? Say a 6 pack (or just paypal $10).

 

[460]

:lmao


Not a chance... Care to make a little side wager? Say a 6 pack (or just paypal $10).

Aful lot of faith is ryan and white. Cause johnson aint gunna with it ever week for ya

 

[PolarBearKing]

Aful lot of faith is ryan and white. Cause johnson aint gunna with it ever week for ya

Don't need faith in Ryan & White, they just gotta play. No TD's from them last week and I scored a buck-fifty.

Johnson wants to run for 2500 yards this season so he can get paid. He just might do it too.

Injuries will be the only thing that stops me, biatches.

 

[Cigalert]

Don't need faith in Ryan & White, they just gotta play. No TD's from them last week and I scored a buck-fifty.

Johnson wants to run for 2500 yards this season so he can get paid. He just might do it too.

Injuries will be the only thing that stops me, biatches.

It's a long season....I hope your back bone can keep up with your jaw bone.

 

[BajaT]

:lmao


Not a chance... Care to make a little side wager? Say a 6 pack (or just paypal $10).

You're on!! Six pack Mercenaries win this weekend, automatic double or nothing Mercenaries finish with more total points at end of riverdaves regular season:champagne:

 

[BajaT]

It's a long season....I hope your back bone can keep up with your jaw bone.

LMAO

 

[PolarBearKing]

You're on!! Six pack Mercenaries win this weekend, automatic double or nothing Mercenaries finish with more total points at end of riverdaves regular season:champagne:

More total points than what? Me???? Does the league score total points?

 

[PolarBearKing]

It's a long season.....

Of coarse it is. Injuries are always the key. But I can take it as well as I can dish it out. While all you guys cower in the corner, too afraid to say jack shit worrying that your sorry ass team might faulter.

I'm just sayin' bring it fools!!!!











Where's the girl? She's got more game than all the rest of you...

 

[Cigalert]

Of coarse it is. Injuries are always the key. But I can take it as well as I can dish it out. While all you guys cower in the corner, too afraid to say jack shit worrying that your sorry ass team might faulter.

I'm just sayin' bring it fools!!!!

Where's the girl? She's got more game than all the rest of you...

Do me a favor, check out www.football.fantasysports,yahoo.com and look at the league. Once your there look 6 points behind your about to lose this week ass and tell me who's cowering. I'm not in the corner....I'm in your kitchen just making myself a bowl of cereal. I'll get to you when I'm done with all your cheerios.

 

[pronstar]

Where's the girl? She's got more game than all the rest of you...

LMAO
Finally the season has started. The games are just fodder for the shit talking that goes on right here.

You bitches just wait and see. I've got running backs for days...and you're gonna see Santana Moss finally put up some big numbers with a good QB throwing to him.

BTW the league tallies points and wins.

 

[PolarBearKing]

Do me a favor, check out www.football.fantasysports,yahoo.com and look at the league. Once your there look 6 points behind your about to lose this week ass and tell me who's cowering. I'm not in the corner....I'm in your kitchen just making myself a bowl of cereal. I'll get to you when I'm done with all your cheerios.

That's better ~ But they key word in that statement was BEHIND. As in kiss mine. That ain't no cheerio you're licking. :skull

 

[PolarBearKing]

1. PolarBear's 1-0-0 1.000 158.88 W-1 10 2
2. Soak it in Cider 1-0-0 1.000 144.68 W-1 1 2
3. watch yourself 1-0-0 1.000 134.62 W-1 14 4
4. HAWKS 1-0-0 1.000 115.12 W-1 4 2
5. Go Big or Go Home 1-0-0 1.000 109.44 W-1 11 4
6. Framer1 1-0-0 1.000 104.76 W-1 7 5
7. Social Discoretion 1-0-0 1.000 104.58 W-1 9 1
8. Batterup 0-1-0 .000 128.29 L-1 6 1
9. Shitbags 0-1-0 .000 108.83 L-1 5 1
10. Laveys 0-1-0 .000 103.19 L-1 3 6
11. Show Your TDs 0-1-0 .000 102.92 L-1 2 1
12. Commish 0-1-0 .000 99.86 L-1 12 4
13. Chris231g 0-1-0 .000 89.52 L-1 13 5
14. Mercenaries 0-1-0 .000 81.48 L-1 8 2

 

[Cigalert]

That's better ~ But they key word in that statement was BEHIND. As in kiss mine. That ain't no cheerio you're licking. :skull

No...I'm fairly certain it's cheerios. You should get your dog checked for cyst in his elbows and you're completely out of milk. Oh and the trash is full. Try talking more of it right into the big cans on the side yard.

 

[PolarBearKing]

No...I'm fairly certain it's cheerios. You should get your dog checked for cyst in his elbows and you're completely out of milk. Oh and the trash is full. Try talking more of it right into the big cans on the side yard.

You can call it whatever you want, but licking my dogs "cheerio" is pretty sick and twisted...even for you. :moon:

 

[pronstar]

Who the fuck chooses the games shown on local TV?
Cowgirlz vs. Chicago?
Dolphins vs. Vikes?

Two of the better games of the week are Ravens vs. Bengals, Steelers vs. Titans.
At least Pats vs. Jets will be shown.

Oh, BTW...
C'mon Vick!!!
Jahvid Best is a monster today
Go Big is gonna Go Home this week :skull

 

[pronstar]

I just enabled a new "sharing" feature in the league. Not totally sure how it works yet, but if you click the "Like" button on the league or your team homepage, it links up to your Facebook account.

 

[460]

Only down by 6. Come on Brady.

Sat royal for driver today and he is having a good day.

 

[BajaT]

Mercenaries 152.98
PolarBear's 73.50

 

[pronstar]

173 points, bitches! :fingers:

 

[pronstar]

Mercenaries 152.98
PolarBear's 73.50

Schaub was a monster today.
497 yards passing? Freaking awesome.

 

[Mock Auntie]

My team is sucking butt...what can I do??

 

[mbrown2]

Mercenaries 152.98
PolarBear's 73.50

LOL....ironic

 

[mbrown2]

173 points, bitches! :fingers:

I am hoping a couple 49's can bring me some additional points tonight....

 

[PolarBearKing]

My team is sucking butt...what can I do??

Return the favor.

 

[PolarBearKing]

LOL....ironic

No shit... :bash:

 

[mbrown2]

Return the favor.

LOL...just saw this one....very funny!

 

[mbrown2]

So who is who in the league? Some names make sense...but just wondering on others...

Mbrown2 = Social Discoretion

 

[mbrown2]

Anyone watch the show The League on FX....sitcom about fantasy football...yes, I know it sounds gay....but watch it...very funny...basically this forum on TV...lot of shit talking, men reliving their youth through others and living in fear of their spouses...

 

[BajaT]

So who is who in the league? Some names make sense...but just wondering on others...

Mbrown2 = Social Discoretion

All I know is I own PolarBearQueen at this time!!

 

[PolarBearKing]

All I know is I own PolarBearQueen at this time!!

Dude even a clock is right twice a day. That's more than you.

And just cuz the sun shines on a dogs ass every once in a while doesn't mean shit. You got lucky and you know it. No one here would've bet against CJ being held to less than twenty yards. Enjoy it, cuz you know it ain't gonna last.

 

[BajaT]

Dude even a clock is right twice a day. That's more than you.

And just cuz the sun shines on a dogs ass every once in a while doesn't mean shit. You got lucky and you know it. No one here would've bet against CJ being held to less than twenty yards. Enjoy it, cuz you know it ain't gonna last.

I am not saying I would have benched him, but against Steelers, you probably should have not expected much from CJ. Week 2 is more like what I should expect from my team, considering Shaub and Andre Johnson did not show up at all week 1.. You also fail to realize that your bench is a little on the weak side, which will likely hurt you come bye week time!!! Best of luck to ya!!

 

[Mock Auntie]

I am Show Your TDs.
Got my butt handed to me last week too. boo

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[Mock Auntie]

Return the favor.

Gotta work on that.

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[pronstar]

So who is who in the league? Some names make sense...but just wondering on others...
Mbrown2 = Social Discoretion

Good idea...we need a list.
Here ya go:
bigfatties420 = batterup
Chris231g = Chris231g
Pronstar = Commish
Framer1 = Framer1
Ivan Dan = Go Big or Go Home
hawkes24 = HAWKS
Flying_Lavey = Laveys
BajaT = Mercenaries
PolarBearKing = PolarBear's
BobbyB = Shitbags
Mock Auntie = Show Your TDs
CigAlert = Soak it in Cider
MBrown = Social Discoretion
460 = watch yourself

Anyone watch the show The League on FX....sitcom about fantasy football...yes, I know it sounds gay....but watch it...very funny...basically this forum on TV...lot of shit talking, men reliving their youth through others and living in fear of their spouses...

I really want to check this show out. I couldn't remember the name of it, though. Thanks! :thumbsup

 

[PolarBearKing]

Good idea...we need a list.
Here ya go:
bigfatties420 = batterup
Chris231g = Chris231g
Pronstar = Commish
Framer1 = Framer1
Ivan Dan = Go Big or Go Home
hawkes24 = HAWKS
Flying_Lavey = Laveys
BajaT = Mercenaries
PolarBearKing = PolarBear's
BobbyB = Shitbags
Mock Auntie = Show Your TDs
CigAlert = Soak it in Cider
MBrown = Social Discoretion
460 = watch yourself



I really want to check this show out. I couldn't remember the name of it, though. Thanks! :thumbsup

All I care about is who's next...

 

[BajaT]

So who is who in the league? Some names make sense...but just wondering on others...

Mbrown2 = Social Discoretion

BajaT = PolarBear Slayer

 

[PolarBearKing]

BajaT = PolarBear Slayer

:fingers: :bang:

 

[Flying_Lavey]

DAMMIT!!! I shoulda started Roy Williams and Leon Washington this week. SHIT!!! Of course they BOTH decide to have a great games today.

 

[Mock Auntie]

Ok my team blows and not in a good way 60-something points?! Is that a new record? There is still mon night for a couple but 60? Pathetic!

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[pronstar]

BajaT = PolarBear Slayer

Commish = Polar Bear Slayer Slayer :skull

Ok my team blows and not in a good way 60-something points?! Is that a new record? There is still mon night for a couple but 60? Pathetic!

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Jennings could drop 40 all by himself, but you'll need some help to win this week. But I think you'll break 100. If you're right around 100, you're competitive with several other teams, so don't let a few bad weeks get to you. Your ballers haven't been putting up good numbers at all this season. But things will turn around.

Worst loss of the week:
Chris231g. 148+ points beat every team in the league this week...every team except Framer1, who dropped a 188. Are you kidding me???

At least Chris231g didn't really leave any points sitting on his bench. The only thing worse than losing, is losing and knowing that you could have won had you played player(s) but instead they sat on your bench.

 

[pronstar]

DAMMIT!!! I shoulda started Roy Williams and Leon Washington this week. SHIT!!! Of course they BOTH decide to have a great games today.

I kick myself like that every week, win or lose...especially when I lose.

I picked up Washington earlier in the season in two leagues, then dropped him. He gets basically zero points for two weeks, then puts up monster numbers. He was awesome with the Jets before he got injured, but he's not the featured back in Seattle (yet?). He's one of those players that you really can't start every week...it's not like he's gonna run back two TD's every week, and if you take those away he didn't do shit.

 

[Flying_Lavey]

I kick myself like that every week, win or lose...especially when I lose.

I picked up Washington earlier in the season in two leagues, then dropped him. He gets basically zero points for two weeks, then puts up monster numbers. He was awesome with the Jets before he got injured, but he's not the featured back in Seattle (yet?). He's one of those players that you really can't start every week...it's not like he's gonna run back two TD's every week, and if you take those away he didn't do shit.

Yeah I know. Just REALLY kills me cause Roy Williams had the great game ALSO. So having 2 bench players go off like that in one week sucks! Esp when Wes Welker AND Reggie Wayne get me less than 10 each!