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What a nice three days. Saturday was dicey as we have all read but Sat afternoon, Sunday was perfect. We motored through some gas on Sunday for sure.

Then it turned amateur hour for the Merrill's on Monday. After a nice solo cup of coffee drive down from Big Bend to the keys so I can use my stupid POS crapberry, I picked up the family, started our day with a morning float up by the dam. Kids, wife, and I swimming. Dog doing bow jumps and all is looking good. Drifted a little to far over to the CA side so I put a foot down and push. Big mistake. Nice cut toes. 10 band aids later (need 1st aid kit - noted) Dumb shit move 1.

Prime Rib Taco's - Roadrunner about 1:00pm. Place is packed. Maybe 150+ people on the dock bar but this is tradition for the kids and it has to happen. Luck, boat leaving, pull up right in front of the actual bar, daughter jumps out and starts to tie the bow line and my Black lab makes a leap for it, misses the dock, and hits the water between the boat and dock. 100 people screaming, your going to kill your dog, Fuck. A guy sitting at the picnic table runs over, leans down, and plucks her out. I was sitting in the drivers seat, using the shifter to keep peace with the freaking windy rollers and the boat behind trying to get settled. We looked stupid as fuck but we endured the heckling (we had some and well deserved I suppose), Dog stayed in the boat as she has about 20x before under the Bimini. So this is Dumb shit move 2. Pay attention to the dog. She's all good BTW. There is no better river dog for us. Swims like a fish.

Last run to the dam before leaving. Enjoying the added power of my exhaust make over. Running about 70 in the 1-2 foot wind blown crap in glass alley up river from River Lodge and BAM - broke the drive. Wind blowing a constant 30+ at this point, waiving our ski flag at passers buy...NOBODY HELPS - WTF? So here come the rocks and my freaking cut feet. At the last min a pontoon turns around and run in, I toss him a ski rope and were off. They say they can't take me far. Whatever.

Keep in mind if there was no wind I would have just floated back. We get to River Lodge front side and they just take the ski handle and toss it. So we swim I guess. Whatever. The wind is relentless so I decide to head into the store and the manager or maybe even one of the owners of River Lodge says no cab for you, I will just drive you over to Big Bend. SWEET! So props to River Lodge!

I did a crash pack (son and I) and went over and retrieved the boat. So was that Dumbshit move 3 - Don't break the drive? Well maybe that is what it is. :p

I don't know whats wrong with the drive yet but later today I will pop the cap and look. There is loose parts in there for sure.

But just to be clear I can't wait to go back. October rocks IMO. Parker can't scare me away. :D:D

Monday morning...this was everywhere. Bitchen even with a crap berry on image duty.
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It still beats breaking a Jeep axel, LOL...:D

Next week I will get that handled. :skull:D

Best to do that deal with you around sense you know all about it. :):)
 
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dammmit, sorry to hear bout the rough time... there will be another trip! and another one after that... carry on, continue to endure! glad you made it back safely, sounds like it coulda been worse.
 

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Wow...sorry to hear the news...

You breaking north of river lodge is the worse place to break....current is moving fast and if you don't hit the rocks north of RL, you float eventually into the rock bar...

Good that someone came along...but they could have made sure your shit was secure somewhere...
 

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Sucks, but still better than being at home!!

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Holy Jesus! Remember we came up with the perfect first aid kit awhile back (foot meets prop incident)... duct tape, super glue & a bottle of booze. Fixes everything. Even broken dogs...well maybe not broken drive. :( good luck with that one! Glad you had a weekend to remember!

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Wow...sorry to hear the news...

You breaking north of river lodge is the worse place to break....current is moving fast and if you don't hit the rocks north of RL, you float eventually into the rock bar...

Good that someone came along...but they could have made sure your shit was secure somewhere...

I agree and I would have and have done exactly that many times. At least he got me around the bend to the front of River Lodge but I would not have pulled that move especially in Monday's afternoon winds.
 

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Holy Jesus! Remember we came up with the perfect first aid kit awhile back (foot meets prop incident)... duct tape, super glue & a bottle of booze. Fixes everything. Even broken dogs...well maybe not broken drive. :( good luck with that one! Glad you had a weekend to remember!

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Were you there this weekend? Maybe up by the dam on Sunday?
 

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What did you cut your foot on? River bottoms around here are usually sandy, muddy, or full of big rocks that don't usually cut.
 

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Were you there this weekend? Maybe up by the dam on Sunday?

Yup up at the dam a few times on Sunday. :D Float down, boat back up, float down, boat back up, float down, get a drink at RR, boat back up, sit at sandbar... you too? :D Perfect weather Sunday!:thumbsup
 

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Sorry about your misfortunes.

You gotta try and enjoy these kind of times, because they happen (too often) and are part of doing the river and/or desert.

Good luck with the repairs.

Heal fast.
 

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Yup up at the dam a few times on Sunday. :D Float down, boat back up, float down, boat back up, float down, get a drink at RR, boat back up, sit at sandbar... you too? :D Perfect weather Sunday!:thumbsup


Right next to you stopped at the tin logs on Sunday. Kids in the bow, black lab, blue Lavey in sig. You were on "Milk Money" I think? Had I known I would have motored over. I have asked "You on RDP" so many times and gotton a "what" that I dont much try that deal on any longer. :D
 

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That sucks but sounds like a happy ending.

Just a tip, wave a paddle if you're broke down, if you wave a ski flag people will avoid you (and the skier).:p:D
 

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A jetboat wouldn't have left u stranded like that. Hehehe


Hope your foot heals ok.
 

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That sucks but sounds like a happy ending.

Just a tip, wave a paddle if you're broke down, if you wave a ski flag people will avoid you (and the skier).:p:D

Thanks allot. Dumbshit move number 4. :bash:

We waived everything but a paddle but to be honest we were on the rocks in about 30 seconds and a paddle was not on my mind as much as jumping out with my cut feet.
 

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That sucks but sounds like a happy ending.

Just a tip, wave a paddle if you're broke down, if you wave a ski flag people will avoid you (and the skier).:p:D

doh! i have to admit, i didnt think of that either!
 

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You cut your tootsie's ...... Thats it, Im putting a pair of sneakers in the boat just in case. :rolleyes: Sorry about yelling, " Let your dog drive the boat." I didn't know that was you. :rotflmao:

Good luck in Atlanta.......:thumbsup:D
 

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You cut your tootsie's ...... Thats it, Im putting a pair of sneakers in the boat just in case. :rolleyes: Sorry about yelling, " Let your dog drive the boat." I didn't know that was you. :rotflmao:

Good luck in Atlanta.......:thumbsup:D

Fucking up my feat was my own fault. I figured I would save some effort and just push off. Sneakers LOL. The DCB guys have special black booties to wear.

River is going to Atlanta. I would say a bunch of bad shit about Atlanta but I am not sure where I stand on infractions.
 

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Trying to find a set of Goodyear MTR 40's right now...:thumbsup

So does that mean you are planning to go? :p I should have my new prerunner all dialed in by then.
 
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So does that mean you are planning to go? :p I should have my new prerunner all dialed in by then.

I am planning it. Work is going crazy right now so I hope to fit it in.:cool: Check out my trailer mods, OCM...
 

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$550 a tire!!!:thumbsdown:rolleyes:

With out you going on the con trip I may fold. Part of the fair was motoring on with you and not devoting two nights at Buck Island. I don't fish so that means allot of beer.

Do these guys know I am coming? Should I email them and back down?

There is also a chance of snow between now and then.

Thursday night the boat deal happens. We will see.



$550 a tire? WTF is that all about? Are they that good?
 
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With out you going on the con trip I may fold. Part of the fair was motoring on with you and not devoting two nights at Buck Island. I don't fish so that means allot of beer.

Do these guys know I am coming? Should I email them and back down?

There is also a chance of snow between now and then.

Thursday night the boat deal happens. We will see.

I told them I had another runner that would run up with me. I can let them know either way. You also have the email with Chad's address... LOL snow up there would suck ass... Brrrr.:p
 

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Bummer! We all have our bad days, that's why we should all help!!

The river is a little different these days. It is what it is. We did get help right at the critical moment.
 

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I told them I had another runner that would run up with me. I can let them know either way. You also have the email with Chad's address... LOL snow up there would suck ass... Brrrr.:p

I will email Chad.

Oh yeah, fuck that snow and cold shit.
 
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Not a bobtail anymore, LOL:thumbsup
 

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Right next to you stopped at the tin logs on Sunday. Kids in the bow, black lab, blue Lavey in sig. You were on "Milk Money" I think? Had I known I would have motored over. I have asked "You on RDP" so many times and gotton a "what" that I dont much try that deal on any longer. :D

Oh yeah! I do remember you guys! Yes I was on Milk Money. It was a beautiful day! You guys looked like you were enjoying yourselves. I was back to work on Monday or I would have stopped to help you :D
 

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They probably did not want to get involved with all that blood on the boat.......:rolleyes:

I can assure you that I ruined a few beach towels but the boat is clear.

I just walked out and put my old teva sandals in the boat. Fixed.
 

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they are suposta be "da chit" for rock crawlin kinna stuff. too soft for the street though, at least this is what i am told.

They are made with a true kevlar belt but I think the tread pattern is off a bit but what do I know.
 

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A jetboat wouldn't have left u stranded like that. Hehehe


Hope your foot heals ok.


Perfection. :)

Sry to hear about the drive. What time should I be over? Lol

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Perfection. :)

Sry to hear about the drive. What time should I be over? Lol

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LOL I need to pull the POS tonight so I can put the boat away. Not looking forward to that shit at all. This will be the third time I have pulled the drive in a year.

So when will you be here? What beer should I buy? :D
 

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LOL I need to pull the POS tonight so I can put the boat away. Not looking forward to that shit at all. This will be the third time I have pulled the drive in a year.

So when will you be here? What beer should I buy? :D
Last time i had my JET pump apart was 2 years ago. You should look into that. Just saying:D:D
 

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You know... considering jet pumps have federal prison levels of gayness, No other drive is as durable. Well... maybe Arneson but the fags around here don't know what that is.
 

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You know... considering jet pumps have federal prison levels of gayness, No other drive is as durable. Well... maybe Arneson but the fags around here don't know what that is.

I know what those are!!!!!!! :rotflmao:



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