Parker...sometimes even the veterans fock up.

[460]

You know... considering jet pumps have federal prison levels of gayness, No other drive is as durable. Well... maybe Arneson but the fags around here don't know what that is.

Says the guy whos idea of fun is a molsen ice light and abba on the radio.

 

[Tom Brown]

Hey now... don't go dissing ABBA. :swear

 

[OCMerrill]

Look at it this way. If you don't run em hard, they never break

Kinda like those panzy girly cheebie trucks

I have been pushing a measly 350 hp through that thing for years. It was going to happen. I am going to stick another back on there because I don't want to change the gimbal housing.


The reason Jet Drive was named as such is because "Water Squirter" sounds even more gay.

 

[OCMerrill]

Hey now... don't go dissing ABBA. :swear

460 sure loves that song Dancing Queen!

 

[YoPengo]

Last time i had my JET pump apart was 2 years ago. You should look into that. Just saying

BNAG!

Tyro's been waiting years for this day to come. :thumbsup

 

[460]

460 sure loves that song Dancing Queen!

Funny cause as you were dancing over those rocks you probally looked like one of those.

 

[YoPengo]

If your river house were to ever catch on fire you might rethink owning a jet

... make sure you pay your annual $75 fee so the FD will put it out.

 

[rivermobster]

... make sure you pay your annual $75 fee so the FD will put it out.

just send your money to me. i'll make sure it gets to the proper authorities asap...

 

[Flyinbowtie]

I am starting to think maybe you should'a kept quiet about this, ya know

 

[460]

Bump

Anyone have some spare slippers and a drive OC can borrow till next trip out.

 

[Gelcoater]

Sounds like the exaust work OC did unleashed so much hidden power in that small block it was too much for the drive to handle.

We know where there's a JET version of your boat for sale

 

[mbrown2]

We know where there's a JET version of your boat for sale

I am sure there is and for good reason.....

 

[milkmoney]

Right next to you stopped at the tin logs on Sunday. Kids in the bow, black lab, blue Lavey in sig. You were on "Milk Money" I think? Had I known I would have motored over. I have asked "You on RDP" so many times and gotton a "what" that I dont much try that deal on any longer.

sorry to hear of ur troubles. next time u see the boat (name on back) jus wave me down or come on over to say hi. even if i dont have any pretty girls on the boat......i jus cant remember what everybody's boat looks like from there sig line or avatar once i hit the water...:thumbsup

 

[Echo Lodge]

bad times make good times that much better....

 

[Deleted Account]

You know... considering jet pumps have federal prison levels of gayness, No other drive is as durable. Well... maybe Arneson but the fags around here don't know what that is.

Bite me, Brown, LOL...

 

[Deleted Account]

Bump

Anyone have some spare slippers and a drive OC can borrow till next trip out.

I might have to stay up late watching this thread only...:thumbsup

 

[460]

I might have to stay up late watching this thread only...:thumbsup

I dont know how many more BLOW UP DRIVE jokes i have in the bank. VIC got any handy

 

[Deleted Account]

I dont know how many more BLOW UP DRIVE jokes i have in the bank. VIC got any handy

Work with me, bro...

 

[Rvrluvr]

rookie:skull:skull


lift your motor hatch next time too. I know, kinda tuff with the wind. I stop and ask everyboat I see with their motor hatch up if they need help:thumbsup

 

[OCMerrill]

This is all you guys got? I like the slippers deal. Crafty.



I had the engine cover up but my engine is so small I though thats why I was not getting any second looks.

Should I keep helping? You guys need to step it up if were looking to go multiple pages.

 

[OCMerrill]

Tens of thousands of them :skull

I am leaving you out of this. I don't want to re-injure any old wounds.

I think I might be clear of this deal for around $1,500 and that's a NEW upper case. I do the work.

 

[OCMerrill]

Bite me, Brown, LOL...

LOL yep that will do nicely.

 

[Timmyb]

What happened to boating etiquette. People driving bye and not stopping... Thats B.S... Has anyone else noticed in the past few years boating etiquette has disappeared .
Tim

 

[milkmoney]

What happened to boating etiquette. People driving bye and not stopping... Thats B.S... Has anyone else noticed in the past few years boating etiquette has disappeared .
Tim

i agree with that, i also say that is mankind that has went down the tubes..

 

[460]

What happened to boating etiquette. People driving bye and not stopping... Thats B.S... Has anyone else noticed in the past few years boating etiquette has disappeared .
Tim

Bro would u stop and tow a boat with a small block and pink highlights. I didn't think so. Lol

 

[rivermobster]

Bro would u stop and tow a boat with a small block and pink highlights. I didn't think so. Lol

Thats f'd up...

:rotflmao:

 

[OCMerrill]

i agree with that, i also say that is mankind that has went down the tubes..

Its the entitlement generation. You want proof just give a roll bar boat with a younger crew a wave and enjoy the wave back. LOL.

Bro would u stop and tow a boat with a small block and pink highlights. I didn't think so. Lol

What do you think River? Hows he doing? :bowdown:

I feel a bit like Brown getting kicked in the nuts. :boobeyes:

 

[mbrown2]

When you start self proclaiming yourself as a veteran, your boat will fock your weekend.

 

[mbrown2]

Bro would u stop and tow a boat with a small block and pink highlights. I didn't think so. Lol

Where is Havasu Hanging at, he would only stop for that boat.

 

[OCMerrill]

When you start self proclaiming yourself as a veteran, your boat will fock your weekend.

Veteran...not an expert. 44 years I get the veteran title. This weekend stripped the expert sub title.

But yes you are sure right.

Where is Havasu Hanging at, he would only stop for that boat.

You can get his attention by linking this thread into the peinis enlargement thread.

 

[460]

 

[BarryMac]

Since when does going to the river once or twice a year make you a veteran???

 

[460]

Since when does going to the river once or twice a year make you a veteran???

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

 

[OCMerrill]

I considered PM-ing you some death threats but the Jet and the Ford is bad enough. I do have some compassion you know. :champagne:

Since when does going to the river once or twice a year make you a veteran???

LMAO. Nice Barry and point taken.

MBrown2 said to drop the vet deal so my boat won't break so I am running with that.

Laughlin - I have no river talent. I smacked the drive hard last October and just maybe my failure now has something to do with that.

I just paid to have the skeg all welded and re-shaped. Watch, I have to toss the lower unit now, LOL.

Boats.

 

[PolarBearKing]

Yes I was on Milk Money.

Sig material right there...

 

[rivermobster]

Poor OC, he's takin a beating today!

 

[Mock Auntie]

Sig material right there...

Hahaha true
Grab it MM

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[OCMerrill]

Poor OC, he's takin a beating today!

Well deserved my friend, well deserved.

 

[Tomale]

Wow...sorry to hear the news...

You breaking north of river lodge is the worse place to break....current is moving fast and if you don't hit the rocks north of RL, you float eventually into the rock bar...

Good that someone came along...but they could have made sure your shit was secure somewhere...

I broke down there about a month ago. I had a rope in hand Ski flag in the air and someone had my paddle waving it. Not one freaking person came to help. i got alot of people flying by waving but no help, until some guy in a conquest showed up and helped us out at the last minute. Sucks when you're broke down and no one wants to help.

 

[rivermobster]

Well deserved my friend, well deserved.

All good fun. Every dog has it's day they say!


Now let the beatings continue till morale improves...

:thumbsup

 

[ROC]

All good fun. Every dog has it's day they say!


Now let the beatings continue till morale improves...

:thumbsup

And today OC is wearing Milk Bone under wear

Carry on

 

[OCMerrill]

I broke down there about a month ago. I had a rope in hand Ski flag in the air and someone had my paddle waving it. Not one freaking person came to help. i got alot of people flying by waving but no help, until some guy in a conquest showed up and helped us out at the last minute. Sucks when you're broke down and no one wants to help.

Add 30 mph wind to that deal. I feel your pain. :thumbsdown

You have a Jet Boat right? Hear that 460...put your fire right out.

 

[OCMerrill]

And today OC is wearing Milk Bone under wear

Carry on

Nice ROC!

It's a Dog eat Dog world my friend.

 

[ROC]

Nice ROC!

It's a Dog eat Dog world my friend.

Cheers :champagne:

 

[OCMerrill]

Cheers :champagne:

You just lost about 80% of RDP. Who's that guy? LOL.

 

[Tomale]

Add 30 mph wind to that deal. I feel your pain. :thumbsdown

You have a Jet Boat right? Hear that 460...put your fire right out.

Naw I have an I/O my motor took a shit and thats why I broke down where I did

 

[BarryMac]

So, if I read this right. In one thread two guys have problems on the Parker Strip, both have their engine hatches open and no one stops to help?

I remember a few years back, maybe six or so I was in Parker, my first and only trip so far. I had a Parker legend on my boat at 2am, we floated to nearly the buoys by the Casino, decided to head back to the house we were renting, I have never boated at night like this because we don't do that on the lower river, I am the lead boat and have my eyes wide open watching directly ahead of me so I don't hit something, all of the sudden from the backseat the "legend" yells at me, BMac, not sure how ya'll do it on the lower river but here on "the Parker Strip" we help people with their hatches open. Guess that statement isn't always true???

BTW, I never saw the guy who was floating near shore on the California side near a campground with no lights on his boat, if I had seen him I certainly would've stopped. I turned around and asked if he needed help, he said no his buddy was getting the jetski to pull him in.

I know, :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

 

[Wheeler]

At least you didn't dock your boat backwards at Fox's! :rotflmao:

 

[Mock Auntie]

I broke down there about a month ago. I had a rope in hand Ski flag in the air and someone had my paddle waving it. Not one freaking person came to help. i got alot of people flying by waving but no help, until some guy in a conquest showed up and helped us out at the last minute. Sucks when you're broke down and no one wants to help.

I promise I didn't see you that day! You know I would have picked you up if I had seen you.

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[OCMerrill]

At least you didn't dock your boat backwards at Fox's! :rotflmao:

That would have been dumbshit move number 6 apparently. Were all good there.

Fox's was holding it's own even late Sunday. Nice to see.