Old Saying’s…..😎

[JJ McClure]

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

 

[Flat freak]

My Dad used to wake me up as a teenager when he came into my room and said "Get your hand off your cock, and get into your socks"

Your dad must have been in the Navy? I grew up with three older brothers. Two boys to a room, my dad would come down the stairs in the morning mimicking the whistle on his Destroyer really loud. Then in a booming voice he would say “ Now Here This— Now Here This, Drop Your Cocks & Grab Your Socks “ I didn’t quite figure that one out until I was about thirteen LOL.

 

[rmarion]

the older I get.. the faster I was

 

[fat rat]

Another oldie …”let’s cut a rug”!

 

[fat rat]

You can’t make chicken soup from chicken shit!

 

[LuauLounge]

I only drink alone or with someone.

 

[dezrtracer]

When the weathers hot and sticky is no time to dunk your dickie but , when the frost is on the pumpkin that's the time for dickie dunkin .


Is a bullfrogs ass watertight ?

 

[Eliminator21vdrive]

You can’t make chicken soup from chicken shit!

Or if you are it's going to have to cook for awhile!

 

[TPC]

“The only way to get back at and even with RD is to work for him.”