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Wrenching Dad
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When you are in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.
bondo and paint, make a sinner a saint.My neighbor is a finish carpenter/cabinet maker - "Caulk and Paint, make us what we ain't"
we do it nice, because we do it twice!I just updated a project and thought of this.
Good from afar but far from good!
The proper quip is "colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra".
Remember Dad saying " if I have to take off this belt" but he never did.
Hornier than a two-pecketed Billy goat.
You really screwed the pooch this time.
Anytime Grandpa was leaving, he'd always pat himself down and say "spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch".
"Good, better best, never let it rest, until good is better, and better is best.
Before a date: Behave yourselves. If you can't do that, don't name it after me.
“ Hold my beer” !!
I always come back with “ well it can’t be what it ain’t “"It is what it is". I've never understood that one.