Name my Boat contest

[RiverDave]

Honestly I’m down to like three..

But my favorite so far that isn’t on the website is “THE LOUNGE”

I tried to get Stacy to pick one tonight and she said tomorrow.. lol

 

[Dan Lorenze]

Honestly I’m down to like three..

But my favorite so far that isn’t on the website is “THE LOUNGE”

I tried to get Stacy to pick one tonight and she said tomorrow.. lol

It should be "The Lounge".. It's a great name that fits.

 

[Badchoices03]

DIVA LOUNGE

 

[QC22]

Go with RD's Lounge or The Lounge, and you get to keep the cooler...

 

[RiverDave]

Kinda like “Toon Tang” as well..

 

[Badchoices03]

AMP'D UP

 

[traquer]

DIVA LOUNGE

Exactly, RD stands for both of their names. RD's lounge is the only original one in the shortlist

 

[traquer]

You make it sound like RD should name it "Given Up On Life".

Even that fuckstick Lavey guy bought a Trifecta! lol it's what all the cool kids are doing these days

 

[Riverryder]

Even that fuckstick Lavey guy bought a Trifecta! lol it's what all the cool kids are doing these days

think its for the best he got something slower not faster the way he parties haha. also he has to many moochers he needs the room.

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

Even though RDP and the clothing sales are justifiably successful.......and people have that reaction when you tell them what the wife does.......

name the boat "Wife's Money",

After all, its her boat, right?

"Sugar Momma"

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

"Stayin Afloat"

 

[Desert Whaler]

'Trophy Wife Trophy Life'

 

[Heylam]

Since you’re a Kicker guy, how about Kick'n It

 

[RiverDave]

Since you’re a Kicker guy, how about Kick'n It

That's pretty good actually!

RD

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

RD the DJ with the jams..... Spins n Twins.

 

[Bigbore500r]

BNAG WAGON

 

[C-Ya]

Lounge Lizard

 

[dread Pirate]

The Lounge has my vote hands down sir

 

[Go-Fly]

It’s the front runner.. but she’s gotta make the decision.

I’ve already decided the name of my next boat.. it’s gonna be “kiss my glass”. With a little go fly off in the corner. Lol.

Respect.

 

[Riverryder]

divas lounge
divas boom boom

 

[Joker]

Twinkle Toes

 

[RichieRich]

well? what is it @RiverDave ?

 

[Badchoices03]

GOT SHIRTS?
SHIRTS SELL
SHIRTS HAPPEN
SHIRTS AND GIGGLES

 

[mbrown2]

Razor Chaser.... it literally has two meanings...

 

[RiverDave]

well? what is it @RiverDave ?

Well now we are into desert Storm.. lol. I’m gonna nail her down today and see what she picks

 

[C-Ya]

Just in case this classic has not already been mentioned………

MY DIXIE WRECKED

For anybody that does not get the joke inside name above……… read it out loud to somebody. They’ll understand!

 

[Xtrmwakeboarder]

River Diva's Place

 

[snowhammer]

"She Lets Me Drive"

 

[WhatExit?]

Twin Can Alley
Twins for the Wins
Different Props
Trimming Twins

 

[Go-Fly]

Well now we are into desert Storm.. lol. I’m gonna nail her down today and see what she picks

If you dont record it, it didn't happen.

 

[4Waters]

well? what is it @RiverDave ?

2 weeks

 

[TBI]

Some of these names make it clear that several of y'all are habitual purveyors of 'dad jokes'. Lol

Glad someone said it!
Buncha corny bastards in here!
He's naming a boat, not a fucking hair salon

How about "Slippery when wet"
Or "Instant fun, just add water"
Or "Wet Dream"

Dorks

 

[Blackmagic94]

Just


River Dave’s


Capitalize on your brand.

 

[mash on it]

It's been a week.
In typical Ardee fashion, the contest has another week.
By then no one will remember.

"Crappy boat name here"

Lol

Dan'l

 

[Go-Fly]

Well now we are into desert Storm.. lol. I’m gonna nail her down today and see what she picks

I'm thinking the conversation went like this the other day.
Dave: Have you...
Stacy: Shut your mouth
Dave: Good talk

 

[TBI]

Spawn Toon

 

[Blackmagic94]

Ménage a Toon

 

[Shlbyntro]

I have the winner right here! and I dont think he will mind you borrowing it either. let me know where I can pick up my cooler

 

[RVR SWPR]

Thread reads more like you asking for a Book Title.

 

[C-Ya]

Log Out Lounge

 

[RiverDave]

2 weeks

I have barely seen her since it started lol

 

[Go-Fly]

I have barely seen her since it started lol

Bullshit, you sleep in the same bed and it's one or two words.

 

[braindead]

I have barely seen her since it started lol

Apparently someone missed vagina appreciation day

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

Bullshit, you sleep in the same bed and it's one or two words.

Soo.. yore saying the name is..

"Finished Already?"

 

[River Runnin]

After your thread yesterday ---"Stay Tooned" looks pretty good!

 

[78Southwind]

I have barely seen her since it started lol

I asked Stacy on Thursday, if her and Dave had named the pontoon boat yet and she said, "Dave Who ?"...

 

[WhatExit?]

I asked Stacy on Thursday, if her and Dave had named the pontoon boat yet and she said, "What’s Dave got to do with it?”

Fixed it for ya

 

[Mr.Puck]

Knot Online !

 

[RiverDave]

Well after all that I’m gonna make it “FOR SALE”. Lol.

Seriously I’m just gonna call it the lounge but I am going to put the boat up for sale shortly.

 

[RiverDave]

I think it was @JM21 that came up with double ended?