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Steve, let us know how your vision and hearing work out. Sincerely hope your ok....
the eye deal is kinda like a flash burn from welding..pretty sure the water cannon was sucking up sand, and that's what scratched my eye, it is said that the eye is the fastest healing part of your body...at this time it's pretty much healed... ear ache is pretty much gone, put I had some ear drops for a ear infection I got from havasu, left over...but here's the deal... I wouldn't give two shits if they splashed water on the boat, but they actually aim for the people,... and mostly at the drivers,...some one gonna get hurt real bad...and for whats it's worth,,,there are laws against this happening,... just enforce the laws... if it takes patrolling the channel, do so, and start writing people up for doing this...they can sit up in the bushes with their AC on and watch for the cannons, then just go write them up..after a few of the parents have to pay the fine the word get out quick.... I'm all about fun,.. and all about kids being kids,,, but damn..find some way else for them to have fun where it doesn't involve being so disrespectful...like I said... the only reason I ever go through the channel anymore is when we have visitors...
 

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Calling CA people who vacation in Havasu transients? That town needs CA income, not much would be be happening there if people didn’t travel to spend their fun money.
I'm from vegas,...lol that's what I was called and told to go home.... the thing is though, old school havasu people want people to come there and spend money.... then go home..new people brought new laws and building codes... they don't like that..
 

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so all in all, maybe the cops told them, hey you guys are in some trouble if he presses charges, and maybe told them what the fines were gonna be...and then that I could go after them for a civil suit,,which wouldn't be too hard to win...and just maybe they got a good awakening to the liability they were facing just for a few laugh's, and said hey... no more blasting water cannons at boat drivers...they spent the money for the signs in the channel,not one of the laws are enforced...did you know that there is a curfew in the channel??… did you know that you can't be drunk in the channel? bring your dog to the channel, have glass bottles in the channel...or have water cannons...
 

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they probably left and went to site 6 to heckle
 

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Glass bottles on beaches, launch ramps, and around swimming pools drive me nuts. People show up at my house to swim with a cooler full of bottled beer, even though I told them it wasn't allowed when I invited them over. Unless you have been stoned 24/7 for the last year, you know I'm turning into a cranky old fucker.

I tell them to take the cooler in the house and pour their beer into a Solo cup. "Oh, c'mon. I'm not going to drop the bottle on the deck". No, you're not, because you aren't bringing a bottle out here.

I've had to vacuum and sweep the pool deck too many times. Ain't gonna do it no more. Period.

I've told people that show up to go boating with a cooler full of glass I'll wait for them to go up to the convenience store and buy cans. Blood all over the boat carpet is really annoying.

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here's another thing, modern society has evolved beyond being a bad ass..no one ever says, wow we love going to BJ's because there is always at least 3 fights break out...or, we went to a party and finally people started kicking some ass, other wise we were leaving, hope they invite those same guys next party...they have a law on the books that says you can defend the right to stand your ground... but at the same time, you can't chase some one down and kill them... or beat them half to death... they also made it very unlawful to have some one fuc with you and threaten you, then you wait till you see them coming out of 7-11 with a slurpee in their hand and take a ball bat to their ass,..so, when some one say's I' m gonna kick your ass, you have to wait till they do it or you are the one going to jail...pretty much the law is... no hitting and be nice to others...lol
 

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and one more thing, pressing charges against some goofy fucs with no common sense,waist of time.. now you get to drive back and forth to court,.. dates that are always postponed ...and they get your name and address...how cool is that...
then the judge lets them off with a warning..
 

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so,,, what would you do??? pretty interesting replies... but I think, really the best is just to keep moving along...not that I can ever do that,,, and my wife reminds me,... she says,don't get into fights,... remember the guy you are bringing to the fight is the man in the mirror, and I don't think he is gonna be much help...
 

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The person starting Shit for no reason ain't a Man.
 

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so,,, what would you do??? pretty interesting replies... but I think, really the best is just to keep moving along...not that I can ever do that,,, and my wife reminds me,... she says,don't get into fights,... remember the guy you are bringing to the fight is the man in the mirror, and I don't think he is gonna be much help...
Cool. Your on page 3 of something stupid. Start a new story. My wife is waiting. Ya,ya,ya, everyone is a tough guy. None of them could bail there own asses out of jail. Christ, they can't even put gas in there boats. Move on. We need a new story. Let's go.
 

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Quit dicking around and call your publisher. Where you going next? What are you selling?
 

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LMAO...new member discovers the picture of 2FF in the dictionary under the definition of gasbaggery.

It's his greatest skill, ZBig.

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that's why I asked what would people really do... and the real answer is nothing... no one would have thrown the box anchor on some guys head standing in the water holling he was gonna beat your ass...and for sure no one would have done a swan dive out of the boat using the sand spike as a spear...that would be crazy, cause prison time.. and anger management classes..right???

Shiiiiiiiiit man. We were in Tahoe this past weekend. Go swimming a bit by the marina and catching some sun. This family of FAT ........ fill in the blanks come right next to us , pitches 3 canopy/tents , sets up chairs, 4 large tables and starts bumping their fuckin music. Now days you say soMething, people record you, put you on social media, and IFFFFF you fuckin call the cops due to argument, you get “ White man calls cops on “ fill in a race “ family for having a day at the beach !!!” Fuck everyone and the boat / boarder / float they came here on.
 

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No worries mate....you did the right thing. But, the whole fam damily, you know, dad, and dads dad, and gran-dads dad charging you was a serious WTF moment. What the hell were they, buncha inbred hillfolks rushing you?,,ffuuuuuuucccckkkk:eek:
 

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LMAO...new member discovers the picture of 2FF in the dictionary under the definition of gasbaggery.

It's his greatest skill, ZBig.

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Shit, I talked about the sand in the squirt gun at 7 this morning. 3 fucking pages about water cannons? You have to be kidded me. I'm the only one to bring up how they are filled in stirred up water, Sandy water no less, and RDPs greatest legend gets sand in his eye. Your stories are and quite likely due to drugs, alcohol or you just need some love. Your stories are stories. Let's get back to reality.
 

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So I skimmed the thread and my buddies wife is over here.. I guess they were talking about it as well.

I gotta have a four leaf clover shoved up my ass because this has never happened to me.. lol. I’ll go through the channel 4 times a weekend if the boat is in the water.

I asked her if it happens to them and she said it happens all the time?

I don’t know how I’d react to it because it has not happened to me like I said but if it was anything like this I wouldn’t be to happy about it.

Sorry it happened to you Steve. :(
 

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So here's the real deal... havasu is already over crowded,,, with overcrowded comes more building... with more building, more jobs, more jobs, more over crowding,..the real people of havasu…. don't want the change...they don't wanna urbanize …. they want their sleepy little town back and want everybody to go home...and then there is the next generation,,, they got in and wanna lock the gates and not let anyone else in.... then there is the new wave of transients ...the people from Cal.... that have to have everybody do what they do....So they can't wait for all their friends to move there... so it's the NEW COOL!!! the new frontier so to speak...as far as the real havasu people go, there's a lot that are just stuck there... no money, and can't afford to leave... they had kids there, and it will be the same for them... nothing to do but drugs..but the real sad part is gonna be this.... the taxes there are goona go to the moon and it will be like Newport, the people will get run out because of no jobs and no where to live as they will slowly loose the place that they got from grandpa...and won't be able to afford taxes and ins.....

You talk about the ruination of Havasu, but haven’t you built several spec homes that you’ve turned? Seems to me, that you’re part of the problem. Pretty hypocritical of you.
But, I do hope everything is good with you from the water incident.
 

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So I skimmed the thread and my buddies wife is over here.. I guess they were talking about it as well.

I gotta have a four leaf clover shoved up my ass because this has never happened to me.. lol. I’ll go through the channel 4 times a weekend if the boat is in the water.

I asked her if it happens to them and she said it happens all the time?

I don’t know how I’d react to it because it has not happened to me like I said but if it was anything like this I wouldn’t be to happy about it.

Sorry it happened to you Steve. :(
I did bring that up this morning. All kidden aside, sand is glass. We all learned that in 5th grade. That in your eyes can blind ya. That also on your boat doesn't wipe down to good. With that said, we still need a new story. Get well.
 

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So I skimmed the thread and my buddies wife is over here.. I guess they were talking about it as well.

I gotta have a four leaf clover shoved up my ass because this has never happened to me.. lol. I’ll go through the channel 4 times a weekend if the boat is in the water.

I asked her if it happens to them and she said it happens all the time?

I don’t know how I’d react to it because it has not happened to me like I said but if it was anything like this I wouldn’t be to happy about it.

Sorry it happened to you Steve. :(
I’ve never been hit either, seen it going on a million times, usually I drive past the squirter and just glance at them like “wish a fucker would...” and they haven’t called my bluff yet. I’m sure my day is coming. When it does, hopefully I’m having a great day and it doesn’t hit my wife or kids.
 

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I was kidding when I said dial 911 in the other thread but nice to see they actually showed up. Not sure what the answer is here 2ff but I think you played it right. Breaking the water cannon would have felt pretty good but they are easily replaced. My kid did that and he would have been cleaning your boat that night while you and I drank the beer that I brought over and pointed out spots he missed.
 

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Cool. Your on page 3 of something stupid. Start a new story. My wife is waiting. Ya,ya,ya, everyone is a tough guy. None of them could bail there own asses out of jail. Christ, they can't even put gas in there boats. Move on. We need a new story. Let's go.
 
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I need to read up on the gun laws while on the water! I believe because of California its illegal, not that I want to ever do anything like that but a few have commented on these scenarios with that, but to lose all your right for brandishing a weapon would be no good, and id assume and bet those talented idiots didn't have a boat of their own, unless it was an 89 bayliner
 

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so,,, what would you do???
What would I do as me? Call 911 like you guys did. Probably let it go like you did because I have a job to go to and court would be a motherfucker. What would I do as you? I'd press charges and go to court as I bet you have more time than that guy. I'm guessing he has to show up to a shitty job to make ends meet and showing up to court would probably put a crimp in his style.
 

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So, just to be clear here on my end...Bad Parenting....I only had parents for my first 10 yrs...and my mom,... she was big, and she was mean...she had no fear for Man or women... used to beat the fuc out of my Dad when he came home drunk... she would always say,,, anybody fucs with you you beat their ass..or I will beat yours...she was pretty crafty when it came to how to retaliate, one time this guy,..bigger than me kept hitting me … told my MOM... she beat my ass for it..then she told me,..you see that guy by the principle's office, or close to another teacher... you run up and beat his ass...so I did just that...blind sided that fuc..teacher broke up the fight quick... got kicked out of school for a week ,,,got an ATTA BOY from MOM...good parenting right there... we hung out for a week, MOM told me all kinds of crazy stories about the women she beat down..... although, that guy never messed with me again... there has always been others..

like I said,... I wish I was the guy that could Just keep moving on....nobody in there right mind goes and kills someone for spray'n water on their boat,.. and that's how the story would have went here.... I stood my ground,
and just looked like a dumb ass...water on the boat...not a problem..don't like it, but not a big deal..loosing my sun glasses, and taking a chance of loosing my eye sight, hearing or both....different story..

and yes, I've built 3 houses in havasu and made some good money, I build them out of pocket and do owner financing... so have collected some good income off interest..but at the same time, I'm around the locals... and I'll tell ya, they don't like the new bunch of people,..they don't seem to tie the two together though...they like the work, and the money,.. but don't like the growth..they all seem to say the same thing, fuc these MF"rs they need to go home,... the growth is gonna run a bunch of them out of town … the rising taxes will make havasu un affordable for a lot of them...rental rates are climbing with the cost of homes..
 

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Calling CA people who vacation in Havasu transients? That town needs CA income, not much would be be happening there if people didn’t travel to spend their fun money.
I’ve had 4 jobs in my 8 years living here, the first two were not for very long but not one of those companies made there money from locals or visitors. Saying we need CA money is just as bad as some of the comments locals say about a lot of visitors. I also remember continuing to come out here in 2007-2008 before we moved and the area was doing just fine when so many in CA could no longer afford to show up or do anything when they did. The crash year was the best boating we have done because the lake was mostly wide open and our past little Bayliner didn’t get beat up.
 

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I’ve had 4 jobs in my 8 years living here, the first two were not for very long but not one of those companies made there money from locals or visitors. Saying we need CA money is just as bad as some of the comments locals say about a lot of visitors. I also remember continuing to come out here in 2007-2008 before we moved and the area was doing just fine when so many in CA could no longer afford to show up or do anything when they did. The crash year was the best boating we have done because the lake was mostly wide open and our past little Bayliner didn’t get beat up.
2008 may have been the best boating year, but for the town financially it was probably pretty bad. I remember the foreclosure rate was insane.
Let me rephrase - It's not CA money, its tourism money. The town needs tourism money. Most of that tourism comes from CA, it is what it is. Can't call tourist transients when they put food on the table for alot of people
 

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So many people here have said "stay away from trouble", "don't go there, you will get attacked", etc etc.

Does no one see that by avoiding these lawbreakers, it just gives them entitlement to continue fucking with people?

People should be able to go where ever the fuck they want to without fear on public property.

This kind of "hide your head in the sand" bullshit is why we are where we are at in society. "Not my problem", "not my boat", "not my wife" etc.

I have no idea how to fix it, but backing down and letting people have their way will just continue to allow the problem to grow.

At the very least report this shit to the police, make them aware it is a problem you want them to deal with. Maybe with enough complaints they will setup a patrol to keep people in line.
 

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Well I recently installed a wash down hose in the front hatch of my boat and I bet with one of those fire hose type nozzles I could fight back pretty well and never have to worry about running out of water? :D
But knowing my luck I'd be the one to get caught and cited if I did retaliate.
 

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So many people here have said "stay away from trouble", "don't go there, you will get attacked", etc etc.

Does no one see that by avoiding these lawbreakers, it just gives them entitlement to continue fucking with people?

I think it was just ball busting, at least mine was. :p
 

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In reading the thread and Stacy talking to Steve... I honestly don't know what I'd do. I know Steve isn't joking when he says his Eye and ear are pretty messed up.. That must have been one hell of a water cannon. :( Dealing with that shit over the next week and having blood come out of your ear, and blurry vision would be infuriating.

RD
 

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In reading the thread and Stacy talking to Steve... I honestly don't know what I'd do. I know Steve isn't joking when he says his Eye and ear are pretty messed up.. That must have been one hell of a water cannon. :( Dealing with that shit over the next week and having blood come out of your ear, and blurry vision would be infuriating.

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Thought this was going to be a good ass beating thread, just didn't pan out. Sorry about your eye and ear, maybe hit the Dad with a medical bill and he will pull jr's water gun permit.
 

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I'll be dam the old saying is true...." its all fun and games till somebody gets their Eye put out". That's just a shitty day and hopefully everything heals up! But looking at that Amazon listing I did notice that there was a double barrel version that reminds me of my latest shotgun purchase a DP-12. LoL now I have to get one because as much as I'd love to get sprayed and pop up with the DP-12 and watch them scream like little girls.....probably less expensive overall to pop up with one of these water guns instead!
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2008 may have been the best boating year, but for the town financially it was probably pretty bad. I remember the foreclosure rate was insane.
Let me rephrase - It's not CA money, its tourism money. The town needs tourism money. Most of that tourism comes from CA, it is what it is. Can't call tourist transients when they put food on the table for alot of people
Just work the boat ramp on any Saturday and you can see all the out of state plates. Lots of cash coming to town! Without this Havasu would die.
 

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When we all raft up the boats, we can have 20 boats tied together..

Kids love to get out the water cannons, the ones stupid enough to hit me or my boat, get a very rude response..

I take my water cannon, fill it full of water, from the drink cooler.. catch em when they arent looking.. nothing like ice cold water hitting you at full blast.. gets there attention... learn not to mess with cranky old farts like me.

Maybe i am part jewish.. you throw a rock at me, i blow up a city block of yours..
 
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