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A 10mm wrench isn't very big:D
:cool:Beat my ass, I’m sorry, my fighting days are over, you come at me telling me f you and F off your gonna kick my ass you get too close , will get you looking at the wrong end of Mr. 10mm. I believe Az. Will let me defend me and mine. I do think your allowed to tell someone not to water cannon you without getting bodily harm.

All over a giant squirt gun, yes sounds fucking stupid because it is, but beat me up because I ask for it to stop, f-you.

I do stay away from the channel for this and many more reasons:eek:
 

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While I do find your stories interesting and my wife also, land or sea, how come I hear all the bad with the river? Is it that bad, that today's threads all were about water cannons. I don't agree with the dumb shit like that, but if you can't go boating today, then go wash and wax the boat. Send pics. Everybody likes to see clean hardware. You all have the most scenic and prestige waters in the country. Start showcasing that. Who gives a shit about channel rats, then don't go down channels. I'm retired as of sunday, plans are to move to LHC by fall. Wife's family are all in AZ. You guys might not know this, you have the cleanest water in the country, the most scenic areas to boat. ! WTF. I never heard so many people bash there own back yard. My plans aren't changing, I have GPS. I'll find the good.
Sounds like you already know where not to go. I’ve been coming here for 35 years, i bought here last year. I have never not had but one little issue, not worth bitching about. Stay away from the shit show areas, and your in for good relaxing retirement here.
Oh, and how is the slingshot running today?
 
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While I do find your stories interesting and my wife also, land or sea, how come I hear all the bad with the river? Is it that bad, that today's threads all were about water cannons. I don't agree with the dumb shit like that, but if you can't go boating today, then go wash and wax the boat. Send pics. Everybody likes to see clean hardware. You all have the most scenic and prestige waters in the country. Start showcasing that. Who gives a shit about channel rats, then don't go down channels. I'm retired as of sunday, plans are to move to LHC by fall. Wife's family are all in AZ. You guys might not know this, you have the cleanest water in the country, the most scenic areas to boat. ! WTF. I never heard so many people bash there own back yard. My plans aren't changing, I have GPS. I'll find the good.
everyplace has turds that make areas a shit stain ... just wait for the "snowbirds are here" threads to start lmao
 
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What would I do? Grab it from him break it over my knee and toss it in the dumpster behind China buffet!


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What would I do? Grab it from him break it over my knee and toss it in the dumpster behind China buffet!


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ok, now grandpa, daddy, daddy’s friend, and who ever else are going to try, maybe succeed in a beat down, now what?
 

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So here's the real deal... havasu is already over crowded,,, with overcrowded comes more building... with more building, more jobs, more jobs, more over crowding,..the real people of havasu…. don't want the change...they don't wanna urbanize …. they want their sleepy little town back and want everybody to go home...and then there is the next generation,,, they got in and wanna lock the gates and not let anyone else in.... then there is the new wave of transients ...the people from Cal.... that have to have everybody do what they do....So they can't wait for all their friends to move there... so it's the NEW COOL!!! the new frontier so to speak...as far as the real havasu people go, there's a lot that are just stuck there... no money, and can't afford to leave... they had kids there, and it will be the same for them... nothing to do but drugs..but the real sad part is gonna be this.... the taxes there are goona go to the moon and it will be like Newport, the people will get run out because of no jobs and no where to live as they will slowly loose the place that they got from grandpa...and won't be able to afford taxes and ins.....
 

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Sounds like you already know where not to go. I’ve been coming here for 35 years, i bought here last year. I have never not had but one little issue, not worth bitching about. Stay away from the shit show areas, and your in for good relaxing retirement here.
Thank you. It really is that simple. I'm excited and so is my wife. I think you are all lucky. While, yes I run a big boat, i live in big boat water. I am in Toronto right now, with 138 miles to home. Rochester N.Y. We cruised across 70-80 to Toronto, so my wife could drink wine and eat cheese and crackers with my adult kids. Once I pay, now it's daddy's turn. Life lines , and headsets on. Daddy pushes the sticks a little farther forward. 105-115 on the way home. My point is, there is always fun boating on any body of water in this country. Go find it! That's what makes it fun. Oh ya for all you 388 lovers, I got 850s dragging #6s off the back. 718 dollars to top off in Canada. That river is looking real nice right now. Be safe and have fun, that's what the coast guard says.
 

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While I do find your stories interesting and my wife also, land or sea, how come I hear all the bad with the river? Is it that bad, that today's threads all were about water cannons. I don't agree with the dumb shit like that, but if you can't go boating today, then go wash and wax the boat. Send pics. Everybody likes to see clean hardware. You all have the most scenic and prestige waters in the country. Start showcasing that. Who gives a shit about channel rats, then don't go down channels. I'm retired as of sunday, plans are to move to LHC by fall. Wife's family are all in AZ. You guys might not know this, you have the cleanest water in the country, the most scenic areas to boat. ! WTF. I never heard so many people bash there own back yard. My plans aren't changing, I have GPS. I'll find the good.
if you don't mind my asking, whats wrong with where you live??? and why are you leaving??
 

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Anyway.... like I said.... "NO body to blame... but me!... if I would have just kept going, got another pair of sunglasses out, I would have done what 99% of the people would have done.... no bodys gonna go kick some kids ass for getting water cannoned ,,or the dads ass, or tell some kids parents that they don't do a very good job raising their kids..
 

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if you don't mind my asking, whats wrong with where you live??? and why are you leaving??
I wanna come meet you. Actually, my wife does. She loves your adventures and stories. She, believe it or not turned me onto RDP, 3 years ago. All I heard for 2 years was, honey, you have to read this. She's addicted, but afraid to comment. I'm a pretty simple guy, who enjoys good conversation, dumb shit, no time for it. Hope to meet you one day 2ff, your threads are always a great read. I gotta go. I have 149 miles and a full tank to burn. Life lines on and the lake is flat. Gonna be fast tonight!!
 

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Anyway.... like I said.... "NO body to blame... but me!... if I would have just kept going, got another pair of sunglasses out, I would have done what 99% of the people would have done.... no bodys gonna go kick some kids ass for getting water cannoned ,,or the dads ass, or tell some kids parents that they don't do a very good job raising their kids..
Damn 2ff you’re getting soft, last month you knocked a guy out for touching your boat;)
 

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I wanna come meet you. Actually, my wife does. She loves your adventures and stories. She, believe it or not turned me onto RDP, 3 years ago. All I heard for 2 years was, honey, you have to read this. She's addicted, but afraid to comment. I'm a pretty simple guy, who enjoys good conversation, dumb shit, no time for it. Hope to meet you one day 2ff, your threads are always a great read. I gotta go. I have 149 miles and a full tank to burn. Life lines on and the lake is flat. Gonna be fast tonight!!
ok, drive safe, we'll see you soon...and tell you're wife don't be skeert, guy's here are all talk...
 

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There was at least 6 groups shooting the water cannons at boats. I agree no respect for others. Police need to step it up and ticket them.

I do not like the idea of the high pressure water hitting people directly in the face. The boat can get wet.
 

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that's why I asked what would people really do... and the real answer is nothing... no one would have thrown the box anchor on some guys head standing in the water holling he was gonna beat your ass...and for sure no one would have done a swan dive out of the boat using the sand spike as a spear...that would be crazy, cause prison time.. and anger management classes..right???

You are right, Steve. Most people would do nothing. They would get in a screaming match that may or may not end in a fight. The day will end worse for all sides.

Best thing to do is arm yourself with a water cannon for self defense. Cruise down the channel with that bitch loaded and hang it over your shoulder and you cruise through.

You might get squirted once more.... ever. If you do take a shot and return fire in self defense, dousing your assaliant, the legend will grow from there. The only problem is that you change boats too often.
 
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That sucks Steve ... Sorry some assholes did that to you .. These fuckheads need to have respect if not be sited .... Hope to see ya soon .....
 

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It would be nice to be able to retaliate but its just not worth it for me - too much to lose.

We all have too much to lose. It's always this way and it's why I say, those who own property (homes, vehicles, boats, etc.) always have a lot more to risk than those who own nothing.

And you know who has THE LEAST TO LOSE? Wait for it...yeah, you got it... ILLEGALS They're in a foreign country that pays for everything and protects them like no one else and those who are citizens seem to have fewer protections and WE HAVE THE MOST TO LOSE.
 

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Just get a gas poweref hi pressure pump strap it to the swimsteprun the hose onto the boat with a firehose nozzle. Return fire peoplr will think twice when they see that

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The logic of dumb asses saying it’s a boat don’t go on the water if you don’t wanna get wet is just unreal.
So if you have an off-road vehicle is it ok for me to throw mud inside it
Is it ok for me to back up to your ride and floor it tossing rocks and dirt at it.
If you have a show car all prepped and clean is it alright to go lean on your ride, get in it w a lit cigarette I mean I can see it has an ash tray so its meant for that right.
If your wife looks like a stripper, it must be ok ask for lap dances :p

I frequent the channel, I see the cannons a lot. I can think of 2 times Iv been sprayed in the last few years. Both were pretty innocent and I carried on about my day.
But screw w my shit or my day, a lesson will be taught. Sometimes you’re the teacher other times you may be the student. :D
 

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This is tough because the people using them will never understand how infuriating this really is. You are in a bad spot driving a boat in tight conditions and you have to be on the look out for all kinds of stupid people doing stupid shit. For me yelling at them really won't do the job which means you will have to really go over the top to prove to them how pissed off you really are. And that just really isn't worth it. All you could have reasonable done is what you did.
 

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But then there is always the amount of fecal matter in the water in the channel. A blast to the face + Fecal Matter = NO THANKS!! :D
 

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So..... now.... what would you do.... and be honest..... what would you really do....
Grab the camera. Point and shoot. Then grab the po po. Anything else would go very poorly for that kid and myself like He’d be going home in an ambulance and I’d probably be getting a free ride in a black and white
 

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I agree with the paint ball idea. They are pretty accurate now days. Hit em in the leg to get your point across.
Paint ball gun, I would of fraged everyone of those assholes with a paint ball gun.:D

Don’t know much about paint balls or PB guns but are they legal for anyone?

I remember years ago I was on a patio at a bar and someone did a drive by with paint balls. One of them tagged me in the ear and it was red- scared the fuck out of me and we called the cops.
 

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I agree with the paint ball idea. They are pretty accurate now days. Hit em in the leg to get your point across.

Those nice raised red welts are a good memory enhancement tool.

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The logic of dumb asses saying it’s a boat don’t go on the water if you don’t wanna get wet is just unreal.
So if you have an off-road vehicle is it ok for me to throw mud inside it
Is it ok for me to back up to your ride and floor it tossing rocks and dirt at it.
If you have a show car all prepped and clean is it alright to go lean on your ride, get in it w a lit cigarette I mean I can see it has an ash tray so its meant for that right.
If your wife looks like a stripper, it must be ok ask for lap dances :p

I frequent the channel, I see the cannons a lot. I can think of 2 times Iv been sprayed in the last few years. Both were pretty innocent and I carried on about my day.
But screw w my shit or my day, a lesson will be taught. Sometimes you’re the teacher other times you may be the student. :D
Those nice raised red welts are a good memory enhancement tool.

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Now freeze them. Please don't. That ol boy is showing you what is at the hands of anyone who doesn't care. That is what they will do to you underdressed. He should of listened to his mother when the street lights came on.
 

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I think most of the cannon shooters are people who have not worked hard enough to buy a boat for themselves. Spraying other peoples boats with water cannons is a way for them to show off in front of their crew. Jealous POS's are just mad cause they know their girls would rather be out on a boat with a real man who has busted his ass to buy one. Sure would like to pull in and hold their heads on the bottom for awhile.
 

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I HAAAAAAATE those FUCKING water cannons!!

Kinda ironic that the two things that caused this whole thing are illegal (swimming across the channel and water cannon). I would have signed to have the cop cite them all day long especially with their shitty attitude. Screw them. Play stupid games, get stupid prizes. Waste my time, you're getting a parting gift.

Silver lining - your family is obviously raised right and that is nice to hear in this day and age.

Hope you're feeling better man.
 

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Just another reason to stay out of the channel. Havasu sure isn't the place it used to be.. If I launch my boat or sea doos in havasu, we only stay in the springs area.

Parker is closed for a reason. :)
 

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There was at least 6 groups shooting the water cannons at boats. I agree no respect for others. Police need to step it up and ticket them.

I do not like the idea of the high pressure water hitting people directly in the face. The boat can get wet.

Did any one of those 6 groups get written up by LEOs? Lots of summer left. PD needs to write up a few of these idiots. Word will get out.
 

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Did any one of those 6 groups get written up by LEOs? Lots of summer left. PD needs to write up a few of these idiots. Word will get out.
I did not see any PD in the channel while I was there around 3pm.
 

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Just another reason to stay out of the channel. Havasu sure isn't the place it used to be.. If I launch my boat or sea doos in havasu, we only stay in the springs area.

Parker is closed for a reason. :)
Most of the people are nice people bug their are people who do not think.
 

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I wanna come meet you. Actually, my wife does. She loves your adventures and stories. She, believe it or not turned me onto RDP, 3 years ago. All I heard for 2 years was, honey, you have to read this. She's addicted, but afraid to comment. I'm a pretty simple guy, who enjoys good conversation, dumb shit, no time for it. Hope to meet you one day 2ff, your threads are always a great read. I gotta go. I have 149 miles and a full tank to burn. Life lines on and the lake is flat. Gonna be fast tonight!!
If you meet Steve you will like him. He has a big heart! The problem with Steve he does not golf.
 

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If you meet Steve you will like him. He has a big heart! The problem with Steve he does not golf.
Oh yes Steves wife is a great lady!!! Always smiling.
 
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You are right, Steve. Most people would do nothing. They would get in a screaming match that may or may not end in a fight. The day will end worse for all sides.

Best thing to do is arm yourself with a water cannon for self defense. Cruise down the channel with that bitch loaded and hang it over your shoulder and you cruise through.

You might get squirted once more.... ever. If you do take a shot and return fire in self defense, dousing your assaliant, the legend will grow from there. The only problem is that you change boats too often.
fill it with piss too
 

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The only way this is going to work out positively is just bombard LHPD with calls about assaults . Maybe we can have a check point at the beginning of the channel for water canons ...


So we want less LEO intervention on the water for safety inspections and BUI, until we want more of it for water cannon soakings. Copy that.
 

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So we want less LEO intervention on the water for safety inspections and BUI, until we want more of it for water cannon soakings. Copy that.
It’s not really a “safety “ inspection, we all know what it is . Someone damn near killed Steve , you want him gone ???
 

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The only way this is going to work out positively is just bombard LHPD with calls about assaults . Maybe we can have a check point at the beginning of the channel for water canons ...

No thanks. Why? Because I have a pair.


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So here's the real deal... havasu is already over crowded,,, with overcrowded comes more building... with more building, more jobs, more jobs, more over crowding,..the real people of havasu…. don't want the change...they don't wanna urbanize …. they want their sleepy little town back and want everybody to go home...and then there is the next generation,,, they got in and wanna lock the gates and not let anyone else in.... then there is the new wave of transients ...the people from Cal.... that have to have everybody do what they do....So they can't wait for all their friends to move there... so it's the NEW COOL!!! the new frontier so to speak...as far as the real havasu people go, there's a lot that are just stuck there... no money, and can't afford to leave... they had kids there, and it will be the same for them... nothing to do but drugs..but the real sad part is gonna be this.... the taxes there are goona go to the moon and it will be like Newport, the people will get run out because of no jobs and no where to live as they will slowly loose the place that they got from grandpa...and won't be able to afford taxes and ins.....
Calling CA people who vacation in Havasu transients? That town needs CA income, not much would be be happening there if people didn’t travel to spend their fun money.
 
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