Human Poop on driveway

[82daytona]

Or throw it against the front door of the house

Typical Ford guy

 

[bonesfab]

Or throw it against the front door of the house

Spots on the wall by who flung doo..

 

[Nordie]

Maybe she was seeing if you had any napkins in your vehicles?

 

[Just Ducky]

Motion detecting sprinkler gets my vote.Put up a trail camera , get a good clear picture of the crackhead and have him served with a restraining order banning him from the area.

 

[Ace in the Hole]

The appropriate response would be to shit in her cooler.

 

[LuauLounge]

Get on the Nextdoor group and start shaming the owner. The Kens and Karens will jump on it and you can just sit back and throw some fuel on the fire as needed.

 

[HNL2LHC]

The appropriate response would be to shit in her cooler.

Or shopping cart/tent in the event it is a homeless.

 

[jetboatperformance]

Ahem cept this might scare the shit out of them ............... https://fithops.com/pages/perimeter...83X1Uw16YXUOHGhzeIyikaAo_DEALw_wcB#glrb88tjuK

 

[evantwheeler]

The appropriate response would be to shit in her cooler.

Having identified the new whip, just go straight to the windshield. Wipe some dog shit all over the door handles.

 

[RiverDave]

I can’t believe that people have to deal with this sort of thing. And it’s considered normal like the cops don’t do anything about it?

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

I can’t believe that people have to deal with this sort of thing. And it’s considered normal like the cops don’t do anything about it?

Cops won’t do a damn thing until you snap and do the wrong thing and then they are on you like flies on shit.

See USC student vs tweaker. Cops should be cracking down on that criminal behavior but they don’t and then the student stabs the guy and they arrest him. Should have just given him a medal and a beer and gone on their way.

Now I hear the mother of the homeless tweaker wants the DA to file more charges against the USC student. The same woman who didn’t give a shit her kid was a homeless tweaker criminal prior to his death. Can’t make this shit up.

 

[Aces & Eights]

I think most cops would like to do something about it but their hands are tied.

In California, a little more than 20 years ago, some dipshit judge ruled that the law forbidding urinating or defecating in public was unconstitutional and therefore unenforceable.

I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that no homeless people were shitting in that judges yard.

 

[angiebaby]

I just learned about these for deer and other varmints last night and thought of this thread. They came highly recommended as the only thing other than an 8' tall fence to keep deer away.

https://ezgrogarden.com/product/motion-activated-sprinkler-scarecrow/

 

[RVRKID]

Get on the Nextdoor group and start shaming the owner. The Kens and Karens will jump on it and you can just sit back and throw some fuel on the fire as needed.

Problem with that is the idiots that run NExtdoor will remove the post for "being mean" I have posted pictures of people doing nothing while their dog shits on my lawn and not picking it up then they delete it. Then I post about the disrespectful POS that do pick up their dogs shit then put it in my recycle can so I can smell it for a week or two, got a message that it was a mean post!

 

[Ace in the Hole]

I can’t believe that people have to deal with this sort of thing. And it’s considered normal like the cops don’t do anything about it?

When Austin TX allowed the homeless to camp everywhere and sleep on the sidewalks it essentially killed 6th street, and the BLM riots/covid finished the job.
We were having dinner at Iron Cactus before we relocated...Homeless dude in full view everyone SHIT in the bed of a truck....my fucking truck. I was too stunned to react for a period. The stories of similar shit (pun intended) around downtown Austin are not uncommon. The amount of shit on the sidewalks and streets there rivals Seattle.

Liberal policies have ruined this nation.

 

[Kachina26]

When Austin TX allowed the homeless to camp everywhere and sleep on the sidewalks it essentially killed 6th street, and the BLM riots/covid finished the job.
We were having dinner at Iron Cactus before we relocated...Homeless dude in full view everyone SHIT in the bed of a truck....my fucking truck. I was too stunned to react for a period. The stories of similar shit (pun intended) around downtown Austin are not uncommon. The amount of shit on the sidewalks and streets there rivals Seattle.

Liberal policies have ruined this nation.

I’d rather have someone shit in my cooler than my truck.

 

[Ace in the Hole]

I’d rather have someone shit in my cooler than my truck.

I know just the guy....

 

[HNL2LHC]

I know just the guy....

Here let me help move things along. Shitter with a view of paradise.