Human Poop on driveway

[OLDRAAT]

Tom Brown on vacation in the lower 48 again?

 

[Nordie]

Tom Brown on vacation in the lower 48 again?

He just pisses on fences

 

[Mandelon]

Help a brother out...

 

[badgas]

Get a big Pit bull

 

[AZLineman]

By this point, I would've already gotten either a Joe Biden, or Gavin Newsom mask, and been knocking on the door of the house with bat in hand and knuckles in my back pocket and a bud to watch my back. Enuf is enuf.

 

[River Runnin]

You got to handle it the same way as you would dog poop.

YA!! Rub his nose in it and beat his ass!!

 

[Yldboyz]

You're lucky they didn't lean up against your garage door and do it there, I've seen that before and it not pretty.

 

[OLDRAAT]

He just pisses on fences

Probably will tag Steve's fence again on the way home.

 

[foxfam312]

Wasp spray it shoots quite the distance, I know a lot of truckers use it for protection.

 

[jetboatperformance]

Drop a driveway deuce , get a load of buckshot asshat !

 

[MountainDonkey]

Morning update. No poop to report. There were a couple false alarms during the night. After having a considerable amount of space dust ipa the ring motion alerts didn’t have a chance at waking me up, thankfully no late night stranger spreading their calamari ring over the pavement.

The suspect vehicle has not been back in 3 days. I hope it never returns but rest assured if there is a 4th poop the video will be posted here

 

[Kachina26]

Morning update. No poop to report. There were a couple false alarms during the night. After having a considerable amount of space dust ipa the ring motion alerts didn’t have a chance at waking me up, thankfully no late night stranger spreading their calamari ring over the pavement.

The suspect vehicle has not been back in 3 days. I hope it never returns but rest assured if there is a 4th poop the video will be posted here

I think most are hoping for the beatdown video. I dunno, maybe something more clever that will keep you out of jail, but still, something. PornHub is full of poop videos is that's what people are looking for. Um, I mean, that's what I heard.

 

[mash on it]

Barbed wire.
Works for cattle shitting on my yard, so why not?
Just add a cattle guard for your driveway. They're sketchy as hell to walk across on foot too.

Dan'l

 

[Yldboyz]

He just pisses on fences

Or in your living room.

 

[RadMan]

Put one of these around your front yard
He won’t know what the fuck just happened and he will shit himself outside your boundary at the same time

 

[Deckin Around]

Lots of great ideas here. I think you need better camera angles between the cars and one catching the sidewalk better walking up to your driveway. I am all in for the rub their nose in it idea as suggested previously.

 

[River Runnin]

 

[500bbc]

Leave him an Amazon box and a roll of tp.
Tape the box up, leave it on neighbors porch...

 

[4Waters]

That should have gone into my "Favorite movie scene's" thread

 

[MountainDonkey]

Ok so the suspect vehicle is back the windshield sunshades are up so the suspect is likely to stay the night.

this is the first night suspect vehicle is back that I have had the cameras set up and it’s not pouring rain. I made some modifications to the cameras due to the high winds.

Needless to say, I’ve prepared for shit to go down. All aboard ready to hop on the log ride!

 

[ChrisV]

Ok so the suspect vehicle is back the windshield sunshades are up so the suspect is likely to stay the night.

this is the first night suspect vehicle is back that I have had the cameras set up and it’s not pouring rain. I made some modifications to the cameras due to the high winds.

Needless to say, I’ve prepared for shit to go down. All aboard ready to hop on the log ride!

God speed brother

 

[WYRD]

 

[River Runnin]

If it is the shit'er! I heard there was some huge hail stones breaking windows in that area!

.... The size of baseballs!

 

[LHC Kirby]

Found dog shit on my lawn this afternoon. It was inline with my camera. Rewinding to 09:09 I see a neighbor walking his three dogs. Watches one of the dogs shits. Walks away. I screenshot him looking at it. I send the picture and the following message to his wife. “Hi Linda… could you have Jim go to one of the 5 locations in the community, and grab by some dog poop bags. And use one to pick up the dog shit on our lawn. That one of the dogs he was walking this morning around 9:09 …
He watched it happen…. So he should know where it’s at.
Thanks”

He picked it up 4 minutes later.

** I don’t have his number, that’s why I sent it to his wife.

 

[JL95]

That kills me too ^

On a similar note to this thread, yesterday I witnessed a tweaker taking a piss at 5pm broad daylight in the gutter by the sidewalk on the busiest street in my neighborhood. He was right by a shitty black dodge nitro so its possibly the same car living as this situation going on. Laid on the horn when I saw it but he didn't care lmao. People don't care these days.

Yes I have parking lot pissed but broad daylight in the residential street was too san fran imo.

 

[Shlbyntro]

Found dog shit on my lawn this afternoon. It was inline with my camera. Rewinding to 09:09 I see a neighbor walking his three dogs. Watches one of the dogs shits. Walks away. I screenshot him looking at it. I send the picture and the following message to his wife. “Hi Linda… could you have Jim go to one of the 5 locations in the community, and grab by some dog poop bags. And use one to pick up the dog shit on our lawn. That one of the dogs he was walking this morning around 9:09 …
He watched it happen…. So he should know where it’s at.
Thanks”

He picked it up 4 minutes later.

** I don’t have his number, that’s why I sent it to his wife.

you have the wifes number and not his

 

[sirbob]

you have the wifes number and not his

Maybe “Jim” knows that also… wonder if the leave behind was on propose!!

 

[LHC Kirby]

you have the wifes number and not his

Maybe “Jim” knows that also… wonder if the leave behind was on propose!!

Wife is on Facebook - I don't have her number, it was a message to her. He is not on FB. But that would be a pass on her, nice.....BUT.... NO

 

[WhatExit?]

Found dog shit on my lawn this afternoon. It was inline with my camera. Rewinding to 09:09 I see a neighbor walking his three dogs. Watches one of the dogs shits. Walks away. I screenshot him looking at it. I send the picture and the following message to his wife. “Hi Linda… could you have Jim go to one of the 5 locations in the community, and grab by some dog poop bags. And use one to pick up the dog shit on our lawn. That one of the dogs he was walking this morning around 9:09 …
He watched it happen…. So he should know where it’s at.
Thanks”

He picked it up 4 minutes later.

** I don’t have his number, that’s why I sent it to his wife.

 

[RVRKID]

Absolutely disgusting. Unfortunately you won’t get nowhere with law enforcement, it is a Health and Safety code violation (crime) to urinate or defecate in public, but…some CA dipshit judge ruled that it is unconstitutional to deny a person the right to piss or shit whenever and wherever they want. Obviously this wasn’t happening in that judge’s driveway. Cops won’t be able to do much if anything.

If it were me I’d go the shame route. This is probably happening because the perp feels he has some sense of privacy to do his business. I’d put up floodlights as well as the cameras in the affected areas. I’d also put up signs warning said perp he is on candid camera and he will be on blast next time he drops a deuce on your property. Then follow through and put him on Next Door app.

Every time I find dog shit on my front lawn I check cameras take a snap shot and put it on Nextdoor, last about an hour and then they take it down. Always say no being mean and calling people out.

 

[MountainDonkey]

Well no suspect vehicle last night or any poop.

Now that I have the cameras up I am starting to hope for poop like someone who is constipated!

Cameras are locked and loaded

 

[WYRD]

This shit is addicting

 

[JB in so cal]

This shit is addicting

No shit!

 

[4Waters]

This shit is addicting

No shit!

Only on RDP

While this one is good it doesn't smell anything like the "Airpod" thread

 

[44Inside]

hopefully you wake up to a fresh loaf on your driveway

 

[RadMan]

Lots of cling-ons up in here tonight

 

[JB in so cal]

Hopefully the brown family doesn't stop at the rest area tonight

 

[MountainDonkey]

Well sure enough at 1:17 am multiple motion triggers occurred, in short a hair pussy and anus were caught on film. No it wasn’t the brown log manufacture. The driveway survives another night.

 

[MountainDonkey]

Well tonight may be the night Tweaker vehicle is back, sun shades are up aka the campsite for the night has been selected

 

[Jimmyv]

What’s the Saturday morning update?! Code brown?

 

[Drew]

How did you know it was human? Was there corn in it or something? Those tweekers don’t use paper .

 

[MountainDonkey]

Unfortunately I don’t have the brown news that I was anticipating reporting on. The Tweaker came and went and apparently my driveway did not make a calling to their bowels.

To recap there have been 3 separate evenings of poop piles with associated soiled napkins tossed in the far corner between the plant and the wall where the garage meets the house.

As for corn…. The Tweaker does not appear to be a corn eater. There has not been a single piece of corn in any one of their logs and if i was an odds marker I would set it at and over under of 8 logs total. I think their diet consists of flaming hot Cheetos and they stuff a handful of 7-11 napkins in their jacket to clean up after their driveway art.

Cameras are fully charged again tonight. I also made some modifications to the cameras they are camouflaged pretty well.

IMO it will be may worth the clean up effort if they explode a chipotle waterfall and there is audio pairing with the video.

 

[500bbc]

Unfortunately I don’t have the brown news that I was anticipating reporting on. The Tweaker came and went and apparently my driveway did not make a calling to their bowels.

To recap there have been 3 separate evenings of poop piles with associated soiled napkins tossed in the far corner between the plant and the wall where the garage meets the house.

As for corn…. The Tweaker does not appear to be a corn eater. There has not been a single piece of corn in any one of their logs and if i was an odds marker I would set it at and over under of 8 logs total. I think their diet consists of flaming hot Cheetos and they stuff a handful of 7-11 napkins in their jacket to clean up after their driveway art.

Cameras are fully charged again tonight. I also made some modifications to the cameras they are camouflaged pretty well.

IMO it will be may worth the clean up effort if they explode a chipotle waterfall and there is audio pairing with the video.

Chipotle Waterfall...noted

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Sometimes you need to "grease the skids", so to speak, in order to get the results you're looking for.

May I suggest you tuck a couple China Buffet coupons under her windshield wiper?

You may need to rent a pressure washer afterwards but by all reports, the video should be spectacular.

 

[sintax]

Sometimes you need to "grease the skids", so to speak, in order to get the results you're looking for.

May I suggest you tuck a couple China Buffet coupons under her windshield wiper?

You may need to rent a pressure washer afterwards but by all reports, the video should be spectacular.

The poor guy is not trying to have to tear out and replace his whole driveway here, hes suffered enough!

 

[jetboatperformance]

Barbed wire.
Works for cattle shitting on my yard, so why not?
Just add a cattle guard for your driveway. They're sketchy as hell to walk across on foot too.

Dan'l

Years and Years ago , My steers would REGULARLY break my hot fences , then I would patch/splice them and over and over again .... I finally stated plinking at them in the ass with a BB gun when they were rubbing etc .... fast forward the "killer " was cleaning one up one afternoon (skinning its tail and exclaimed (best Mexican acent) "someone's been shooting your steers " ) after finding a BB embedded in the tail ooops

 

[MountainDonkey]

So thankfully the brown blobs on my driveway stopped for quite some time. The shitting tweakers suburban was crashed and she went MIA for about a year. Well she’s back, this time it wasn’t the normal sloppy joe splatted on my driveway , she attempted to get into both of my vehicles at 5:30 am Tuesday morning. It happened to be trash day and she was working with an accomplice who moved the trash can lid up and down as a decoy. Both my vehicles were locked so they moved onto others. The suspect aka the shitter was wearing gloves on the car doors. Perhaps she wears gloves when she wipes her ass with chipotle napkins , last year that seemed to be her TP of choice on 2 of the 3 shits.

So I located the new (to her) vehicle that she is driving after doing some surveillance and it’s a 2010 ford mustang CA plate 9KLZ230. I called law enforcement although I was thankful for their response I know their hands are tied since the incident with my vehicles was not technically a crime. Today I went over to the house she is staying at which is my direct neighbor and knocked on the door the cowards didn’t answer. So I went back home pissed off and printed a photo of her from the attempted theft video and stuck it to the front door of the house stays at.

Stay tuned for more SHIT

 

[COCA COLA COWBOY]

I would take a shovel and scoop it up and leave in on the car of the perpetrator.

 

[Orange Juice]

Pull into a customers site a couple weeks ago and see this. He was there for 15 minutes trying to poop. High as a kite.

 

[4Waters]

I would take a shovel and scoop it up and leave in on the car of the perpetrator.

Or throw it against the front door of the house