Grammar Bully

[Custom Truck Shop]

If you were in Alabama, the term "eating Grandma" might be something completely different.

And Grandma is a proper noun requiring capitalization.

Incorrect!

Grandma is a common noun. Much like "his grandma, our grandma, their grandma"

It is capitalized when it becomes proper in instances such as "Grandma Marge and Grandma Elise".

Un-credible source:
http://www.english-grammar-revolution.com/capitalization-rules.html


Not going to Alabama anymore. Just going to note that.

English is fun!:grumble:

 

[River Lynchmob]

What happens if you kick a dog in the nuts?

Going out on a limb here...he makes only a noise that the midget can hear!?

 

[VoodooMedMan]

Incorrect!

Grandma is a common noun. Much like "his grandma, our grandma, their grandma"

It is capitalized when it becomes proper in instances such as "Grandma Marge and Grandma Elise".

Un-credible source:
http://www.english-grammar-revolution.com/capitalization-rules.html


Not going to Alabama anymore. Just going to note that.

English is fun!:grumble:

I understand that. The context you wrote it in was a proper noun. Don't describe an orange to win an argument about apples.

 

[VoodooMedMan]

Going out on a limb here...he makes only a noise that the midget can hear!?

The dog yes, but everyone hears Frenchie scream as he gets his hand smashed!

 

[That Guy]

I've laughed out loud several times....if you live here you should be able to construct a sentence, spell the words correctly and use proper grammar. Seems pretty simple to me but I find Wes' delivery hilarious....

 

[Custom Truck Shop]

All I'm sayin is that oranges are WAYYYYY better than apples.

 

[VoodooMedMan]

All I'm sayin is that oranges are WAYYYYY better than apples.

Normally I prefer an orange myself but you just can't make an apple pie with one.

 

[HolyMoly]

I understand that. The context you wrote it in was a proper noun. Don't describe an orange to win an argument about apples.

How convenient for you, and the clock.

 

[racered]

What happens if you kick a dog in the nuts?

Somewhere a midget gets his wings?

 

[VoodooMedMan]

How convenient for you, and the clock.

Nothing is convenient for clocks around here. Clocks trying to go circular in a hostile elliptical world.

 

[CampbellCarl]

Maybe, but they lack orientation.
Someone should orient them, so they'll be orientated.

That'd be aRDy's job...at least that orientated part...

 

[VoodooMedMan]

Somewhere a midget gets his wings?

Even Lucifer has wings.

 

[VoodooMedMan]

That'd be aRDy's job...at least that orientated part...

But after a few Bud Light Limes he's too disorientated to orientate anything that needs orientation.

 

[rivrrts429]

But after a few Bud Light Limes he's too disorientated to orientate anything that needs orientation.

That would make him disorientated.

 

[VoodooMedMan]

That would make him disorientated.

Clearly. Wish I would have thought to say that.

 

[CampbellCarl]

That would make him disorientated.

But, while in the process of becoming disorientated...wouldn't that be disorientating?


And, if that happened yesterday, wouldn't that be disorientatedly?

 

[rivrrts429]

Clearly. Wish I would have thought to say that.

You did. I'm just working on my post count.

 

[HolyMoly]

That'd be aRDy's job...at least that orientated part...

I wonder if anyone knows the reference of aRDy? It always cracks me up to see other people post it.

 

[HolyMoly]

Nothing is convenient for clocks around here. Clocks trying to go circular in a hostile elliptical world.

you do know clockwork orange?

 

[rivrrts429]

But, while in the process of becoming disorientated...wouldn't that be disorientating?


And, if that happened yesterday, wouldn't that be disorientatedly?

I think it changes to discombobulated.

 

[CampbellCarl]

I wonder if anyone knows the reference of aRDy? It always cracks me up to see other people post it.

I guess that I don't...spill it 'stretch'...

 

[HolyMoly]

I guess that I don't...spill it 'stretch'...

I'm not a gymnist.

 

[VoodooMedMan]

I wonder if anyone knows the reference of aRDy? It always cracks me up to see other people post it.

RD's belly came from eating at Arby's?

 

[VoodooMedMan]

you do know clockwork orange?

Sure. That's Soylent Greens' cousin.

 

[HolyMoly]

RD's belly came from eating at Arby's?

2Fat2Ski used it all the time. I used it too, but not sure if for the same reason. I use it to put more emphasis on the R like in hardy, instead of the D. Goes from sounding kinda manly, to sounding kinda retarded. It's subtle, and only the guy sitting alone at the back table will chuckle.

 

[RiverDave]

RD's belly came from eating at Arby's?

WTF?

 

[HolyMoly]

Sure. That's Soylent Greens' cousin.

Ben-Hur, done that.

 

[HolyMoly]

WTF?

Totally...we both know you'd never eat that healthy.

 

[RiverDave]

2Fat2Ski used it all the time. I used it too, but not sure if for the same reason. I use it to put more emphasis on the R like in hardy, instead of the D. Goes from sounding kinda manly, to sounding kinda retarded. It's subtle, and only the guy sitting alone at the back table will chuckle.

Frank sometimes I wonder if you are the only one who gets your jokes..

 

[HolyMoly]

Frank sometimes I wonder if you are the only one who gets your jokes..

Most people know that I'm the only one that gets my jokes. Not sure why you wonder.

 

[VoodooMedMan]

WTF?

Just trying to figure out the riddle. No disrespect intended. Our diminutive friend sometimes goes a little off kilter with his sense of humor.

 

[CampbellCarl]

Frank sometimes I wonder if you are the only one who gets your jokes..

Frank's not joking.......he's the one sitting alone at the table in back...

That table is a little tough to orientate yourself into tho...

 

[VoodooMedMan]

Frank sometimes I wonder if you are the only one who gets your jokes..

It's three dots not two. Just letting you know so the grammar bully doesn't hand you your donkey.

 

[HolyMoly]

Just trying to figure out the riddle. No disrespect intended. Our diminutive friend sometimes goes a little off kilter with his sense of humor.

Riddle me this, grammar man....if Gilligans Island was only supposed to be a 3 hour tour, why are they always walking around with baskets of clothes?

 

[CampbellCarl]

Just trying to figure out the riddle. No disrespect intended. Our diminutive friend sometimes goes a little off kilter with his sense of humor.

So Frank is sitting at the table in back at the Tilted Kilt?

 

[CampbellCarl]

you do know clockwork orange?

No, but I do have an orange clock...

 

[VoodooMedMan]

Riddle me this, grammar man....if Gilligans Island was only supposed to be a 3 hour tour, why are they always walking around with baskets of clothes?

The same as you just used 4 dots. They knew a 3 hour tour would turn into 4 years.

 

[Boschma]

Riddle me this, grammar man....if Gilligans Island was only supposed to be a 3 hour tour, why are they always walking around with baskets of clothes?

 

[Rivertoys]

This thread has given me the courage to make my first spelling correction post!!! :smackhead

 

[Tom Brown]

At this point in the thread, I yearn to bring back the grammar flames.

 

[Riverbound]

Frank sometimes I wonder if you are the only one who gets your jokes..

I get them.

 

[Outdrive1]

2Fat2Ski used it all the time. I used it too, but not sure if for the same reason. I use it to put more emphasis on the R like in hardy, instead of the D. Goes from sounding kinda manly, to sounding kinda retarded. It's subtle, and only the guy sitting alone at the back table will chuckle.

Dennis has a twisted sense of humor for sure.

 

[CampbellCarl]

I get them.

Must be a 6' and under kinda thing...

 

[was thatguy]

At this point in the thread, I yearn to bring back the grammar flames.

That sentence looks wrong.

 

[Ziggy]

I've laughed out loud several times....if you live here you should be able to construct a sentence, spell the words correctly and use proper grammar. Seems pretty simple to me but I find Wes' delivery hilarious....

That's your first reaction, the second is
.

From my POS T-mobile thingie

 

[shippingguy]

I like your new shirt Wes!

 

[DrHW]

I represent a large group of people on here. A group that understands the value of proper grammar and vocabulary. So I'm gonna share what that means to you...

So here's my stance. Instead of being upset that you are being corrected... try being appreciative. "It means that finally someone in your life gives a shit."

"It means that finally someone in your life gives a shit."

Well thank you Baby Jesus!

"I represent a large group of people on the board here."

So... when I found PB which led me to RDP it was like signing up with Verizon Wireless. I have a whole network of brothers & sisters pulling for me? Kind of like having the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary & Thesaurus Angels on my shoulder?

I will give you this Froggy, you are certainly a character and make the world a more interesting place. You have succeeded in bringing a smile to my face and brought laughter into my day. If you tell people something over and over again, eventually some will begin to believe it.

Take Care

 

[Froggystyle]

I like your new shirt Wes!

I want it!!!!

 

[VoodooMedMan]

Let's go for another 300 and 48 posts making fun of the Frog.

 

[Froggystyle]

Let's go for another 300 and 48 post of making fun of the Frog.

You're pretty confident in your home security apparently...