Best "sayings" from old time TV shows

[Tamalewagon]

Personal favorites are

"Danger Will Robinson" - Lost in Space
"Sit on it Mouth" - Happy Days
"missed it by that much" - Get Smart
"this is my brother Daryl...and my other brother Daryl" - Newhart

 

[Paul65k]

"Stifle Meathead" - All in the Family
"Hello Wilbur" - Mr. Ed
"Nanu, Nanu" - Mork and Mindy

 

[Tom Brown]

Don't cha see?

 

[Sandlord]

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"

 

[McRib]

Damn u guys are OLD

 

[Ziggy]

Yabba, Dabba, Doo

From my POS T-mobile thingie

 

[Cajun]

Junior, when we get home, remind me to punch your momma in the mouth.

 

[ROZ]

To the moon, Alice!

rat a tat tat tapatalk like that

 

[ChumpChange]

Autobots! Transform and ROLL OUT!!!!!!!

 

[stokernick]

Good night,God Bless

Good night,Mrs.Calabash

 

[ace one]

"Tonight we have a really big, really, really big shooooow" The ED Sulivan show

"And now your in the...... Twilight Zone"

"LUCY !!!!!!!!"

"Well, Do you feel lucky PUNK !!" (maybe not a old TV show but it has been on TV A ton)

"Hi Mr Wilson"................"DENNIS !!!!!!"

"And Carnack Says"

 

[AzGeo]

Good night, Mrs. Calabash where ever you are... Tut, refuel the jet, Icky get the car... Gosh Paw, I didn't mean no harm. (<-2 shows) Winky dink and me, Winky dink and you........ Welcome to Playboy after dark, I'm your host Hugh Heffner, join us won't you ? .... Into the WAYBACK MACHINE Sherman ! HA HA HA

 

[RitcheyRch]

Anything said by Al Bundy

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[28Eliminator]

"Mind if I play through"

"I don't think the heavy stuffs gonna come down for a quite a while"

Caddy shack, the greatest movie ever




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[KENDOG689]

Artie Johnson "Very interresting".Laugh In.

 

[75 Spectra V-Drive]

Whats up Doc??

 

[spotondl]

Zoinks!!!!

Who love's ya baby?

 

[worcs761]

Meathead....All in the Family was funny shit!

 

[rivermobster]

To the moon Alice!

 

[intense]

Lamont you dummy!

 

[rivrrts429]

L.A. 15 Mary Three and 4

 

[Boschma]

"y'all come back now ya hear?"

 

[HocusPocus]

Wellllllll doooggies - Beverly Hillbillies

Watch you talk'n bout Willis? - Different Strokes

Ooooohh, I'm tellin' Mama! - Whats Happening.

Shazzzam! - Gomer Pyle

Hello Newman - Seinfild

Kiss my Grits - Alice

Dyn-o-mite! - Good Times.

I know nothing! Hogans Heros.


and yes I am old and watched way to much TV when I was a kid.

 

[Marko]

Joody, Joody, Joody (Gomer)

 

[LowRiver2]

Just the facts, ma'am

I work here, I carry a badge....

 

[mjc]

book'em danno

 

[bilz]

how would you like 5 across yo lip Fred Sanford

 

[Wheeler]

Great thread, I give it a thumbs up! :thumbsup

 

[Carlson-jet]

"This is only a test."

 

[Ziggy]

I'm gonna get them Duke boys.....goook-goook

From my POS T-mobile thingie

 

[h2o225]

Hey hey hey its fat albert
Bosley! Hi Charlie
1Adam 12

 

[rsvrdogs]

Hi ho silver away. Lone Ranger

 

[Mr. C]

"Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time"
"and that's the name of that tune"

 

[Mr. C]

"Who loves ya baby"

 

[Instigator]

Good thinking 99. From Get Smart

 

[Jefftowz]

Mr Kotter Mr Kotter!! Arnold Horshack from Welcome back Kotter!

 

[Maw]

"No brag, just fact" , Walter Brennan, Guns of Will Sonnet

 

[racered]

"No brag just fact" The real M'coy's
"Wherever they are, at least they're together,," Time tunnel
" But Paw!!,,
Get back in the house Luke" The Rifleman
"This is a fine mess you've gotten us into" Laurel and Hardy
Meep-Meep :headscratch:
"I taw I taw a puddy tat"
"Eh Eh Boo Boo"
"Hey Rocky,watch me pull a rabbit outa this hat" 2012 potus campaign
"What's up duck?"
"We now return control of your television set back to you" The Outer Limits

 

[Wheeler]

Cartoons were not only for the kids.

Natasha: Boris, how are we going to steal car from moose and squirrel?
Boris: Easy, we are going into the used car business.

 

[troostr]

Junior, when we get home, remind me to punch your momma in the mouth.

Wasn't that Smokey and the Bandit? My dad has said that more than a few times, usually accompanied by the word Dumbass before or after.

 

[Wheeler]

Gumby: Do you want to try it, Pokey?
TBI: No thanks, I prefer grass.

 

[milkmoney]

goodnight john boy...waltons

 

[HolyMoly]

Just the facts, m'am.

Whut chu talkin' 'bout willis!?

tapa-typed from my mobile gadget

 

[Wheeler]

Gumby: When I give the signal, run and get in that jeep.
JBB: What if the soldiers see us?
Gumby: Don't worry, we can beat them to the river in that. Ready? Go!
JBB: They'll never catch us now. Paul Revere, here we come!
Gumby: Byron, look out for the lake!

 

[Tamalewagon]

Jane you ignorant slut - SNL....all time favorite.

 

[3queens]

NOORRRMMM,cheers
.
Girls,Girls,Girls===Mrs Garrett
.
Welcome To Fantacy Island

 

[boatsntoys]

MARSHA, MARSHA, MARSHA

I'll glady pay you Tuesday, for a Hamburger today.

Jaaaane, Stop this crazy thing !

Watch out for that TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[boatsntoys]

Say hello to my little friend..........

Dis towns like a giant puzzy waitin to get focked...............

Not tV shows, but this thread got my braing thinking

 

[pronstar]

 

[scouter]

"See ya directly" - Gunsmoke
"The onliest thing........." - Gunsmoke
"You old scudder" - Gunsmoke



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