Best "sayings" from old time TV shows

[Old Texan]

"See ya directly" - Gunsmoke
"The onliest thing........." - Gunsmoke
"You old scudder" - Gunsmoke



<---------- Bet you can't guess my favorite show

"Us Hagen's can find things that ain't to be found......"

Us Hagen's can track a blue bird a crossed a clear sky."

 

[racered]

And now,, Heeere's Johnny!!

 

[Tamalewagon]

Yeeewww Eeeeediot! - Ren and Stimpy.

 

[underpressure]

Where the Fukawee? - F Troop

 

[mothershipper]

Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundy's kick ass..... At the nudie bar. Al Bundy.. Married with Children

 

[ace one]

knock.....knock......"WHO'S THERE?" < > "CANDY GRAM!!!!!!" SNL

 

[Old Texan]

Where the Fukawee? - F Troop

Loved that show.....O'Rourke asking Wild Eagle why the tribe was behind on trinket production for O'Rourke Enterprises: Wild Eagle: "You got to give us break, we've had couple bad moons....."

It was the economy even back then:skull

 

[Hammer]

Shut up Beavis !!!

Huhuhuh.... That was cool !!!
Fire.... Fire ... He heheh Fire....

I'm am cornholio , I need TP for my Bunghole !

Beavis & Butthead

 

[Hammer]

One thing I like about them High School girls is, I keep getting older and they stay the same age - wooderson , Dazed and Confused

 

[Hallett Dave]

But Yogi, what about the Ranger?

 

[ace one]

"I Love it when A Plan comes together" A team

"one ringy dingy..two ringy dingy..three ringy dingy........Hello..Hello.. is this the party to whom I'm speaking?" laugh in

"Good night and God Bless" The Red Skelton Show

 

[pronstar]

 

[coolchange]

Push the button Max.
Missed it by that much.
Cram it clown.
"Where's the most exotic place you've ever made love?"
That would be in the butt, Bob.
Ringers lactate, stat!

 

[75 Spectra V-Drive]

Sit on it

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[Chili Palmer]

This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm a cop --> Dragnet

Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do --> I Love Lucy

Ruh roh! --> Scooby Doo

Hi I'm Cal Worthington and this is my dog Spot --> Cal Worthington

I'll paint any car for $29.95 --> Earl Scheib

Don't cook tonight, Call Chicken Delight!

Well, blow me down! --> Popeye

Be vewy kwiet, I'm hunting wabbits, huh, huh, huh. --> Elmer Fudd

 

[rmarion]

hey meathead

Archie: Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?

 

[CampbellCarl]

This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm a cop --> Dragnet

Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do --> I Love Lucy

Ruh roh! --> Scooby Doo

Hi I'm Cal Worthington and this is my dog Spot --> Cal Worthington

I'll paint any car for $29.95 --> Earl Scheib

Don't cook tonight, Call Chicken Delight!

Well, blow me down! --> Popeye

Be vewy kwiet, I'm hunting wabbits, huh, huh, huh. --> Elmer Fudd

"Hi friends Ralph Williams here at Ralph Williams Chrysler/Plymouth........call us at TRiangle, TR on your dial, 21880......"

Why in god's name would I remember that telephone number some 45 years later?

CC

 

[Chili Palmer]

"Hi friends Ralph Williams here at Ralph Williams Chrysler/Plymouth........call us at TRiangle, TR on your dial, 21880......"

Why in god's name would I remember that telephone number some 45 years later?

CC

That's funny because I was trying to find a quote or video of Ralph Williams commercial - he always had cars lined up at Riverside Raceway for his commercials.

I couldn't find a commercial by him, but I found this one:
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[Floatin']

KMG 365

 

[rivrrts429]

I loved this when I was a kid. If I was in the other room I knew in the first 3 seconds what show was coming on

 

[rmarion]

Astro: Who`ll Rotect me?
George Jetson: (after Astro has jumped on him) Who`ll protect you? The SPCA, that`s who.

Mr. Spacely: JETSON. YOU`RE FIRED.

 

[rmarion]

What's up DOC?????

 

[rmarion]

What an embezzle! What an ultramaroon! - Bugs Bunny

 

[rmarion]

Same Bat time, Same bat channel. - Narrator

Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There's not a moment to lose! - Batman


Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both carry a torch! - Batman


Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - Batman

It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press. - Batman

This is torture, at its most bizarre and terrible. - Batman

If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it? - Batman

 

[rmarion]

Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat. - Shaggy

Now listen up, there is absolutely no such thing as a... MONSTER! - Freddy

Scooby-Doo, where are you? - Shaggy

Let's split up, gang! - Freddy

 

[rmarion]

Yabba Dabba Doo!!! - Fred Flintstone

Don't toy with me, Barn. - Fred Flintstone

Wilma!!! - Fred Flinstone

You're too fat, Fred! - Barney Rubble

Make it good Fred, I gotta tell Betty the same story. - Barney Rubble

 

[jet496]

Warriors...come out to play-ay:cool

 

[sirbob]

One Adam 12, one Adam 12 - 415 in progress...

 

[racered]

BR-549

 

[PVHCA]

"Mom always said, don't play ball in the house"

 

[Ziggy]

Are you pondering what I am pondering? World domination!!.....pinky and the brain

From my POS T-mobile thingie

 

[Mandelon]

KMG 365

That was it... Emergency! LOL

 

[AZKC]

"Warp speed. Mr Sulu, take us home."

 

[TPC]

What a revoltin' development this is"

 

[3queens]

they killed kenny........you bastards

whyyyy you little

i pitty da fooool

screw you guys im goin home uttahere:

 

[Ziggy]

"Warp speed. Mr Sulu, take us home."

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"Engage"....jean-luc picard

From my POS T-mobile thingie

 

[28Eliminator]

"Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent life down here"


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[28Eliminator]

That was it... Emergency! LOL

"Rampart, this is squad 51"


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[Tamalewagon]

One Adam 12 One Adam 12...Man with a gun.