As a "car guy" living in and around these small towns, to be honest I wouldn't even take a second look. If it was a car show and you had some history or some stories to tell I would talk about the car. But seeing it at a gas station, not much interest as they are a dime a dozen. You might get a...
I didn't open the link, so maybe it was explained. However I can't think of any definition of a "vegan strip club". I don't want to ruin my thoughts.
This is the local strip club and rumors I grew up with.
Why? It should have been registered with a name of the owner on it, if it weighs more than .55 pound (250 grams). It probably had a sd card with all the footage on it. If it "crash landed" in your yard it was probably an accident. I hope your kid never throws a football in the neighbors yard and...