Yo Mamma!

[dread Pirate]

All this PC crap has me reminiscing of the days of growing up when a correctly placed Yo Mamma joke would advance your place in the lunch line.

So lets hear your best Yo Momma joke from bitd.

Yo Momma is so fat that when she plays hopscotch it's California, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas,,,,,,

edit; Mamma? Stupid auto correct... Momma...

 

[whiteworks]

Yo momma is so fat when she hauls ass it takes two trips!

 

[Advantage 1]

Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.

 

[HolyMoly]

Yo RD so fat he has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

 

[HolyMoly]

RD? Stupid autocorrect.

 

[Vmjtc3]

Your mama jokes are old and been used by 1000's of men, just like yo mamma!

 

[TBI]

:tbi

 

[charlyox]

Yo momma so fat she looks at a menu and says O.K.

 

[McRib]

Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her AND her parents!

 

[CampbellCarl]

Yo Momma so fat, when she sits around the house......she sits AROUND the house....

 

[500bbc]

Yo Momma so fat she beeps when she backs up.

 

[H20-ski]

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

 

[spectra3279]

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotlinks.

 

[SoCalZero]

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is rocky road!

Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change!

 

[rivrrts429]

Yo Momma is so fat... She uses the 91 freeway as a slip n' slide

 

[rivrrts429]

Yo Momma is so fat... She uses a microwave as a pager

 

[rivrrts429]

Yo Momma is so fat... You have to slap the thigh and ride the wave in

 

[OGCroz]

Your momma has so much hair under her arms I thought she had Buckwheat in a headlock

 

[Activated]

Your momma is so stupid she thinks Cap'n Crunch is in the Navy!

 

[rivrrts429]

Your momma has so much hair under her arms I thought she had Buckwheat in a headlock

Instead of headlock... scissor lock

 

[dread Pirate]

Yo Momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean she flooded Denver!

 

[Struv]

Yo Momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

 

[elcajones]

Yo momma's so fat, when she was passing in front of the TV I missed the whole season of Breaking Bad.

 

[Mini Kat]

Yo Mamma so fat when she tryed to take a bath there was no room to put water in the tub.
And that's why that fat ass STILL SMELL LIKE SHIT!

 

[BoatCop]

Yo Mama so ugly, you stick her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.*













*This one is aimed at the president's kids.

 

[spectra3279]

Yo mamma so ugly shed stop a digital clock.

 

[dread Pirate]

Yo Momma is so fat that when she wears heels she strikes oil.

 

[JL2Party]

Your momma is so fat when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt a helicopter tired to land on her.

 

[JL2Party]

Your momma is so old when she broke her leg, gravy came out.

 

[JL2Party]

Your momma is so poor that she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church.

 

[Mini Kat]

Yo-Momma sooooo fat that the ALL YOU CAN BUFFETS trys to lock the front doors before she can get get out of her mini van. Sometimes she wins!!!!:grumble::grumble:

 

[was thatguy]

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

 

[was thatguy]

Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's!

 

[TexasJet]

Yo mama so fat when you eatin' her you can't hear the radio.

 

[Bigbore500r]

Yomomma so fat not even Jesus can lift her spirit
Yo momma so fat, she uses a VCR as a pager

Yo momma so fat, her blood type is rocky road

Yo momma so fat, her waist size is equator

Yo momma so fat, she got her own zip code

Yo momma so fat, she beeps when she backs up

Yo momma so fat, her rolls put the bakery out of buisness

Yo momma so fat....she went to the beach and everybody kept pushing her back in the ocean screaming "swim willie...swim free!"

Yo momma so ugly...i wouldn't even f*ck her with yo dick and yo neightbor makin the noises


Thats all i can remember for now

 

[dread Pirate]

Yo Mommas so fat a whale tried to harpoon her.

 

[Mini Kat]

Yo-Momma so fat, well you see for your self.:yikes

 

[Mini Kat]

YO-MAMMA SO FAT SHE GOT HER OWN VIDEO!!