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HOSS

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Man, I`m guessing somethings wrong, `cause my balls still ITCH! :grumble:
 

Tom Brown

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Slather on some peanut butter and let the dog scratch your balls for you.
 

BoatCop

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If ya got crabs, shave one half, light the other half on fire and stab 'em with an ice pick as they run to escape the flames.
 
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Earl-Bob

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Get yourself 4 or 5 kittens and dip your balls in sweet cream.The kittens will do all the work!:D
 

HOSS

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If ya got crabs, shave one half, light the other half on fire and stab 'em with an ice pick as they run to escape the flames.

Thats a damn good idea! :thumbsup
 

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Used to hear that all the time growing up. Some funny stuff thats for sure.

If ya got crabs, shave one half, light the other half on fire and stab 'em with an ice pick as they run to escape the flames.
 

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Drop your pants and squat over a mirror, the crabs will see another asshole and jump to it !:D
 

HOSS

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Tried and true from experience, RAID ant & roach kill works!

Just another tip from your good buddy HOSS! ;)
 
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HOSS

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Of course. But if they lose, they still already won!
 

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Gas and a wire brush does the trick..........:eek:
 

Flying_Lavey

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only a saints fan would say that... always the bridesmaid never the bride ;) :skull:cool:

Shit, they havent even been the bridesmaid before! (first superbowl appearance in team history) They were lucky to get into the bridal shower before this year! lol!
 

DaveC

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True dat. They have been the NFC's bitch for too many years. :D Guess every dog has its day :D

Hopefully they won't fawk it up :D

Shit, they havent even been the bridesmaid before! (first superbowl appearance in team history) They were lucky to get into the bridal shower before this year! lol!
 

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