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Uncle Dave

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Was doing some housecleaning and came across an ex girlfriends " mix tape" - remember those?

It all came rushing back - the bad concerts I was forced to go to so I could keep getting laid - the hours of agony seared in my mind.

So here are the choices

1. Yanni
2. Michael Bolton
3. Barry Manilow - who had a funny sense of humor but still has to go into the axis (axil of evil)
4. Kenny G.

Curious who'd you'd take down with a roundhouse.

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Afer much thought I have to go with a Yanni, Kenny G roundhouse.. You just can't separate the two;):yikes:D
 

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Kenny G
 

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I'd kick them ALL in the nuts.... and whoever is still standing..... gets Kicked AGAIN :D :D :D
 

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I'd kick them ALL in the nuts.... and whoever is still standing..... gets Kicked AGAIN :D :D :D

They have nuts???:p who'd have guessed?:D

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Yanni, then Bolton.

Manilow is an Artist, not a hack.

I think he wrote more hits for other artists than he himself had.

Ironically, his biggest hit (Mandy) was penned by Scott English. Originally titled "Brandy", but Manilow changed it because Looking Glass had the hit "Brandy" (your a fine girl) at the time.


 
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Uncle Dave

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Yanni, then Bolton.

Manilow is an Artist, not a hack.

I think he wrote more hits for other artists than he himself had.

True, and he's pretty funny.

He opened his act by announcing to all the guys in the audience that it was going to be a very long night for them but he'd try to get through it all quickly.

It was still 2.5 hours of pure estrogen powered drama.

He's last in line for my swing, but even with the above qualities - net net he's staying in the axis.


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