Who else does it in the shower?

[Luvnlife]

Wash, brush and shave in the shower.

 

[rivermobster]

I know what you were thinking, get your heads out of the gutter.

I was brushing my teeth the other morning for which I need a glass cause the damn sinks and faucets my wife picked require acrobatics to get a mouthful of water from WTF!
When I was done not only do I need to clean the glass but I had splashed on the mirror and countertop, I had toothpaste on the faucet handles and in the sink. It took me longer to clean up the mess than do the task. I was telling my buddy I didnt have time for all this extra work now that I was retired!! and he said the most intelligent thing he has ever uttered.

"why dont you brush your teeth when you shower?"

I was speechless, am I the only dim wit that didnt know this? what else can I knock off while showering?

I was gonna say yes till RD chimed in...

 

[v6toy4x]

Wash, brush and shave in the shower.

We have a multi tasker hear!

 

[was thatguy]

Never.

And I keep my toothbrushes (plural) in cases.
Oral hygiene is a separate process from body washing in my book.
Same reason I don’t brush my teeth or touch my face or use my phone while shitting.

It probably stems from a lifetime career of cross contamination training?

 

[coolchange]

You guys only brush your teeth once a week?

 

[Nanu/Nanu]

For those of you who partake in this "waffle stomping" act i find it quite clever as a shower has a built-in bidet. I shower with my wife most nights im sure she wont mind starting a new tradition.

 

[was thatguy]

For those of you who partake in this "waffle stomping" act i find it quite clever as a shower has a built-in bidet. I shower with my wife most nights im sure she wont mind starting a new tradition.

I implore you, do not ever purposely step in shit…

 

[Jay Dub]

I know what you were thinking, get your heads out of the gutter.

I was brushing my teeth the other morning for which I need a glass cause the damn sinks and faucets my wife picked require acrobatics to get a mouthful of water from WTF!
When I was done not only do I need to clean the glass but I had splashed on the mirror and countertop, I had toothpaste on the faucet handles and in the sink. It took me longer to clean up the mess than do the task. I was telling my buddy I didnt have time for all this extra work now that I was retired!! and he said the most intelligent thing he has ever uttered.

"why dont you brush your teeth when you shower?"

I was speechless, am I the only dim wit that didnt know this? what else can I knock off while showering?

I do. I work east coast hours in CA and have to be at my desk @ 530am. It saves a few minutes every day

 

[Willie B]

… it is a very long story… I currently do not shower or shave myself…Today those duties will be done by a pretty hot chick!!!…No complaints today…Got to get myself back together…I hope???…And no the hole in the shower chair is not to poop through…lol…

 

[traquer]

I picked white mini hexagon tile with white grout for the new shower floor. Not sure what I was thinking... But toothpaste might actually not hurt it, especially the whitening kind lol

 

[$hot]

… it is a very long story… I currently do not shower or shave myself…Today those duties will be done by a pretty hot chick!!!…No complaints today…Got to get myself back together…I hope???…And no the hole in the shower chair is not to poop through…lol…
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Someone get this man a viagra and sexy music asap! Like before the shower!!!

 

[ultra26shadow]

… it is a very long story… I currently do not shower or shave myself…Today those duties will be done by a pretty hot chick!!!…No complaints today…Got to get myself back together…I hope???…And no the hole in the shower chair is not to poop through…lol…
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Lol looks like Pennywise is going to come through the drain in that bathroom.

 

[warpt71]

I dry off in the shower, keeps the bath matt dry and the body hair from going everywhere else. During the winter its warmer behind the glass too

 

[Shane54]

Toothpaste always ruins the taste of my shower beer!!!

 

[LuauLounge]

How do you get the toothpaste off your feet!

 

[Dan Lorenze]

I've never tried brushing my teeth in the shower. But I do shower beers every once in a while.

 

[ltbaney1]

I've never tried brushing my teeth in the shower. But I do shower beers every once in a while.

careful with those shower beers, my 2 year old still has the nickname shower beer. if it werent for shower beers he wouldnt be here.

 

[samsah33]

Wife walking into the bathroom when I'm peeing in the shower is the one and only place on the planet that I can instantaneously cut off a solid stream. She's smart enough to know that the yellow arch is not "just shower water dripping off the tip..." I have a waterproof electric razor, so sometimes I'll shave in there, but , no waffle stomping tho, never even considered it.

 

[Bullet28]

Always

 

[jetboatperformance]

There is a time and a place for EVERTHING ... just gonna leave this right here..... . Poop in the commode , brush in the sink and pee in the back yard LOL

 

[napanutt]

I shave and brush in the sink. Wash and pee in the shower. Poo where poo’s supposed to go.

Kind of bummed our new house isn’t conducive for peeing out back so I have a cup in my garage that I’ll use then dump it out back.

 

[callbob]

Pop a chubby every time it rains.

 

[jetboatperformance]

How do you get the toothpaste off your feet!

Simple , pee on your feet

 

[Gelcoater]

A beer in the shower? Yes
Tooth brush in there? Never.

 

[SoCalDave]

I dated a girl once that liked for me to pee on her in the shower...fukin crazy one that was for sure...

 

[4Waters]

I shave and brush in the sink. Wash and pee in the shower. Poo where poo’s supposed to go.

Kind of bummed our new house isn’t conducive for peeing out back so I have a cup in my garage that I’ll use then dump it out back.

Don't forget, you're not in California anymore, poop goes in the shitter not on the sidewalk

 

[poncho]

I dated a girl once that liked for me to pee on her in the shower...fukin crazy one that was for sure...

Dated her Sister, took me by surprise, very PTA type Mom.

 

[pronstar]

Never.

But my toddler decided to drop a deuce in the shower last week.

That was fun…

 

[Jed-O]

Never.

But my toddler decided to drop a deuce in the shower last week.

That was fun…

Better than the rug or the dogs bed

 

[Willie B]

Someone get this man a viagra and sexy music asap! Like before the shower!!!

… you are probably very correct… just got bad news from the healthcare facility…They negletet to inform me that I would have to pay their ar fee if Medical denied me… Medi-Cal said they needed my Social Security card, birth certific, or certificate, or a baptism … they should’ve told me this a while .ago???… probably should start a thread… going to be a big old matter….

 

[Outdrive1]

Waffle stomp wtf

 

[Wheeler]

Waffle stomp wtf

In Parker its called ''the river dance.'' sounds more refined that way.

 

[Wheeler]

Never.

But my toddler decided to drop a deuce in the shower last week.

That was fun…

A lotta shit goes down in the smallest room of the house.

 

[riverroyal]

 

[Wheeler]

… it is a very long story… I currently do not shower or shave myself…Today those duties will be done by a pretty hot chick!!!…No complaints today…Got to get myself back together…I hope???…And no the hole in the shower chair is not to poop through…lol…
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Damn Willie! Hope you get better and recover from whatever is going on in you life.

 

[poncho]

A lotta shit goes down in the smallest room of the house.


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That thread was insane.

 

[Wheeler]

That thread was insane.

The good old days.

 

[Willie B]

Damn Willie! Hope you get better and recover from whatever is going on in you life.

… Transported twice by LAFD ambulance to Saint Joseph’s hospital in Burbank… had never fallen in my life..then at the age of 77…it started happening…yikes… then later transported by, private ambulance to Maclay Health Care Center in Sylmar… was told this is my last chance… a big improvement on my part… I’ve gotten much of my strength back…got my fingers crossed???…
…While in the emergency room at Saint Joseph’s hospital I was beaten by the people attending me???…My left arm was black and blue from my hand to above my elbow…Look at the pic…I was in so much pain I was screaming???..,
…Thanks for your concern Mr Booger Ray…lol…
I hope I survive this mess???…

 

[Dan Lorenze]

… Transported twice by LAFD ambulance to Saint Joseph’s hospital in Burbank… had never fallen in my life..then at the age of 77…it started happening…yikes… then later transported by, private ambulance to Maclay Health Care Center in Sylmar… was told this is my last chance… a big improvement on my part… I’ve gotten much of my strength back…got my fingers crossed???…
…While in the emergency room at Saint Joseph’s hospital I was beaten by the people attending me???…My left arm was black and blue from my hand to above my elbow…Look at the pic…I was in so much pain I was screaming???..,
…Thanks for your concern Mr Booger Ray…lol…
I hope I survive this mess???…
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Let me know if you need any help... I'm not too far from you..

 

[Willie B]

Let me know if you need any help... I'm not too far from you..

…Thanks man…Cant think of anything right now…but I really appreciate it…
…It is becoming an issue now with the financial pressure of this organization that I was completely unaware of???…not to sure what to do… should know more on Monday… My insurance company bailed out on me…United Health Care…Applied for Medi-Cal…dont know if I will qualify???… new rules make it easier to get???… there is now also the worry that even if I do get Medi-Cal… that I could lose my Social Security income… I got blindsided by that…
… Got a letter from the facilities manager… stating this???…
… Out of the clear blue, my good friend, the Honorable Judge Ronald Xxxxx…re-appeaed… he and I had a dispute a couple of months ago, and stopped talking… he has been a big help today, and is looking at the letter that the facilitiy gave me…
… I thought I could just walk out of this place and go home… now I am told that is not the case???…that the police might be called…WTF???…
… if I decide to stay could cost me $300 a day out of my pocket???…I am not a baller…but I do have a home to go home to… the facilities doctor said I should not be going home…
…I am pretty confused… probably should have started a thread about this whole deal???… because there are some really smart and learned people on here???… but when I got to this facility, I honestly pretty much had no idea what was going on???…
… Thanks again… I have enjoyed your posts over the years…

 

[coolchange]

You need an advocate. You don’t have Medicare?

 

[Willie B]

You need an advocate. You don’t have Medicare?

..: I get so spaced out…I forgot that I do have an advocate… now if I could only remember how to contact her/them…I do have Medicare…
…I wouldn’t wish my situation on anyone… well, maybe a couple of people???…lol…

 

[FreeBird236]

…Thanks man…Cant think of anything right now…but I really appreciate it…
…It is becoming an issue now with the financial pressure of this organization that I was completely unaware of???…not to sure what to do… should know more on Monday… My insurance company bailed out on me…United Health Care…Applied for Medi-Cal…dont know if I will qualify???… new rules make it easier to get???… there is now also the worry that even if I do get Medi-Cal… that I could lose my Social Security income… I got blindsided by that…
… Got a letter from the facilities manager… stating this???…
… Out of the clear blue, my good friend, the Honorable Judge Ronald Xxxxx…re-appeaed… he and I had a dispute a couple of months ago, and stopped talking… he has been a big help today, and is looking at the letter that the facilitiy gave me…
… I thought I could just walk out of this place and go home… now I am told that is not the case???…that the police might be called…WTF???…
… if I decide to stay could cost me $300 a day out of my pocket???…I am not a baller…but I do have a home to go home to… the facilities doctor said I should not be going home…
…I am pretty confused… probably should have started a thread about this whole deal???… because there are some really smart and learned people on here???… but when I got to this facility, I honestly pretty much had no idea what was going on???…
… Thanks again… I have enjoyed your posts over the years…

Willie, I think you do need to start a thread so some people local to you can reach out with their expertise. I've only caught bits and pieces, everyone needs to know your situation. I hope you get well and are safe now. If someone is still abusing you, reach out.

 

[hman442]

I obviously know nothing of your situation, but the stories one hears..... you said you own a house..... they know that as well, and it could be as sinister and simple as "they want it".

 

[Wedgy]

..: I get so spaced out…I forgot that I do have an advocate… now if I could only remember how to contact her/them…I do have Medicare…
…I wouldn’t wish my situation on anyone… well, maybe a couple of people???…lol…

Prayers and Godspeed Willie B.
Damn. Right behind you Brother.

Nurse at the Neurologist not buying my "Semi controled descent into terrain.."

Wish I was closer and could help Hang in there Kind Sir.

 

[OCMerrill]

Where you brush you're teeth?

I'm more concerned where I left my damn keys.

 

[Willie B]

Prayers and Godspeed Willie B.
Damn. Right behind you Brother.

Nurse at the Neurologist not buying my "Semi controled descent into terrain.."

Wish I was closer and could help Hang in there Kind Sir.

…I get you…

 

[Wheeler]

Willie might know of these guy ...

 

[LazyLavey]

This post title reminds me of a hilarious Archie Bunker quote...

Wish I could set this up better but you'll get it...

The family's at the dinner table, Meathead and Gloria are breaking Archie balls telling him he's masticating..

Archie replies... "Not Since I Was A Kid In The Bathroom"

you had to be there...