White Claw mother fuckers!

[GRADS]

Fixed.

Since 2001.

 

[c_land]

Got the 69oz claw tonight

 

[GRADS]

Got the 69oz claw tonight
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Ok, now I have a boner.

 

[78Southwind]

Just like the claw to f up a perfectly good view.

 

[GRADS]

Well, you happy now @GRADS?

https://www.kcra.com/article/america-is-running-out-of-white-claw-hard-seltzer/28940717

I'm starting to stockpile for this Armageddon. I'll be selling these things out of a van for $20 bucks a piece.

 

[Activated]

I'm starting to stockpile for this Armageddon. I'll be selling these things out of a van for $20 bucks a piece.

That’s not very liberal of you, you should be giving them away to those who can’t afford them.

 

[Roaddawg]

That’s not very liberal of you, you should be giving them away to those who can’t afford them.

True statement right there

 

[GRADS]

That’s not very liberal of you, you should be giving them away to those who can’t afford them.

Oh I'm sorry, I failed to mention that was Trump supporter price...they're free for everyone else.

 

[blue wonder]

Oh I'm sorry, I failed to mention that was Trump supporter price...they're free for everyone else.

I’ll take 5 then please ...trump 2020!!!...I prefer my paycheck higher, just sayin

 

[GRADS]

I’ll take 5 then please ...trump 2020!!!...I prefer my paycheck higher, just sayin

That will be $100. Thank you.

 

[napanutt]

I'm starting to stockpile for this Armageddon. I'll be selling these things out of a van for $20 bucks a piece.

I knew I should have taken a picture.
I was at my Raleys today and they had a stack of 12ers of the claws near the deli section. I totally thought about you all and the claw craze but missed an opportunity.

 

[ChumpChange]

 

[c_land]

Sweet avatar lol @GRADS

 

[c_land]

Btw..... fuck these things

 

[DC-88]

Sweet avatar lol @GRADS

Needs the old shroom' headed D shadow though, for full effect........

 

[GRADS]

Btw..... fuck these things

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Truly's are for posers. They suck.

 

[GRADS]

Needs the old shroom' headed D shadow though, for full effect........

I would but then I'd see this...

 

[CJ_Donahue]

Now I understand. Kid tranquilizers.

 

[c_land]

 

[RiverDave]

And another testament to how we rank and Google this thread and my picture pops up number one when you Google white claw motherfuckers. Thanks for that Grads. Lol

 

[ChiliPepperGarage]

And another testament to how we rank and Google this thread and my picture pops up number one when you Google white claw motherfuckers. Thanks for that Grads. Lol

RD, the new face of White Claw!

 

[The Prisoner]

I remember when Mikes hard lemonade was all the rage. I liked and pounded them for a week and then had the worst heartburn ever. Never had one since.

 

[GRADS]

And another testament to how we rank and Google this thread and my picture pops up number one when you Google white claw motherfuckers. Thanks for that Grads. Lol

That's pretty amazing. So you're saying that if I post a thread and it has a picture of someone and say the thread is titled "Gay Jet Boaters That Love Wieners" every time someone who googles gay jet boats and wieners their pic will come up first? Oh the possibilities.

 

[Wheeler]

That's pretty amazing. So you're saying that if I post a thread and it has a picture of someone and say the thread is titled "Gay Jet Boaters That Love Wieners" every time someone who googles gay jet boats and wieners their pic will come up first? Oh the possibilities.

Something like that.

 

[Ouderkirk]

I'm still not in a great place but I feel the need to tell you guys that "I told you fuckers" about these things 2 years ago to the day. And since then I've been called gay for drinking them....but guess what?....

https://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/threads/ever-had-a-white-claw.173772/

I don't care for them or the other knock-offs of it.

Going back to the days of Zima and wine coolers. Just never cared for that sort of drink.

Now, when I do imbibe, I drink the hard stuff. Scotch, Bourbon, & other whisky, Gin, Rum, and Vodka.

Sometimes a mixed drink....but that's not usually on the radar.

Never, ever, Tequila. It lets me make bad choices that I live to regret.

I find the buzz of the hard stuff to be much more mellow and easier to get over.

 

[Gelcoater]

That's pretty amazing. So you're saying that if I post a thread and it has a picture of someone and say the thread is titled "Gay Jet Boaters That Love Wieners" every time someone who googles gay jet boats and wieners their pic will come up first? Oh the possibilities.

Hold the phone now.
I thought you were in some sort of self exile from RDP?
Don’t be a dick.

 

[ChumpChange]

Not sure why I’ve ever google searched with the MF’r word.

And another testament to how we rank and Google this thread and my picture pops up number one when you Google white claw motherfuckers. Thanks for that Grads. Lol

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Bartles and James for the win here boys...

 

[RiverDave]

Not sure why I’ve ever google searched with the MF’r word.

Don’t ask me.. I didn’t google it. Lol

 

[LakeBeard]

Don’t ask me.. I didn’t google it. Lol

I did lol

 

[Carlson-jet]

And another testament to how we rank and Google this thread and my picture pops up number one when you Google white claw motherfuckers. Thanks for that Grads. Lol

LMAO..

Appears to be 8 instances when I searched images that came from RDP.

 

[GRADS]

I've got $100 if we can get a moderator to change @RiverDave's screen name to @WhiteClawMotherFucker

 

[shreve"T"]

Bought a 12 pack of this shit and ended up throwing it away after drinking 2 of them !!!