When did you realize you were officially old? My time was yesterday.

[Willie B]

,,,1972...my first broken neck...

 

[pixrthis]

A couple years ago I realized my medicine cabinet had medicine in it, a lot of it. That’s when I knew I was old.

 

[welldigger00]

Waking up to poop at 0400 weather you like it or not. Even on your days off. Contractors curse sux. I never understood why dad was always up so early on the weekends. Now I get it...


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[rivrrts429]

When my 12 year old daughter and I are walking through a hospital lobby and she points to a pay phone hanging on the wall...

Her: “what’s that thing Dad?”

Me: “It’s a pay phone!”

Her: “Who uses it?”

It was at that point I realized she never realized that some people don’t have a cell phones. She also has never lived in a time where cell phones didn’t exist.

 

[Christopher Lucero]

burying parents

 

[EmpirE231]

I'm in my 30's as well....and it drives me up the damn wall. The kid on our street with the eurotrash mobile is on the verge of getting a brick tossed in the road while he's catching gears in his Mini Cooper that sits so low he uses plywood and 2x4's to get into the cape of his driveway.

haha... I even went to the extent of putting one of those “slow down” signs in my front yard. It’s a god damn residential!!

 

[Cole Canadian]

When my son say's to me....... You get in I'll push us off.

 

[DaveC]

Exactly. Punk kids

I realized I was old when some kid born in 89, a year after I graduated HS, said he was old....

 

[JDKRXW]

burying parents

Consider yourself very fortunate if you get to bury your parents when you consider yourself 'old'.

 

[Javajoe]

Consider yourself very fortunate if you get to bury your parents when you consider yourself 'old'.

4 brothers , 4 sisters, dads 97 moms 93. Perfect health. They may outlive me

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

What a buncha fucking old geeeezers!! Double fist that Ensure today boys, and don't break a hip.

 

[HAVASUSUN]

When my buddies kids started to graduate college and get married. My wife and I opted to not have kids. Seems like yesterday that none of our friends had kids yet. Now they are all grown up!

 

[WhatExit?]

When you are stunned at how old your siblings are

 

[TOBTEK]

Awhile back, late night Dell Taco drive threw...….. The young stoner kid working the window was 90% brain dead to begin with.
I look at the receipt a few minutes later.... little Fucker gave me a Senior citizen's discount of Apx 1.50. FUCKER! I'm only 52 not 60 something....

 

[LuauLounge]

When our friends kids are having their 50th birthdays.

 

[LazyLavey]

It finally hit me when I sat down on the toilet and my balls splashed in the water

Damn... And I thought my hands were shrinking

 

[mash on it]

Cataracts, 2011
First Grand daughter, 2012
Heart surgery, 2017
In that order.
Over the hill now...
"Will ski for beer"

Dan'l